Reaper
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Fear is an illusion of the mind.
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Post by Reaper on Jan 14, 2005 17:54:58 GMT
“Every man has his limits my old friend. Even me. I can’t fight I prolonged battle and win, I’ll admit that. Chronic, sometimes I think that yeah, what you speak is the truth. Things like, no one flies as high as this high flyer. People may not fly as high as you my friend, but people like me don’t need to. We don’t need to fly as high as you because we are already high enough. We are the superiors and we look down on you for pure entertainment. But of course I want you people to become successful…sometimes. I do that by getting the bookers to sign matches up with me and them in them. As the saying goes, no pain no gain and that is how I became successful. And that is how I make others successful. You however my friend have made a name for yourself. You don’t need my help, so I’ll just whoop your ass anyway.”<br> “Who’s next…Goldberg. I remember seeing a few interesting games you’ve played. Buried alive, you’ve even beat me once or twice. But then, I eliminated you when I got to face you one on one. Weren’t so high and mighty then. I could have even yelled myself, ‘Who’s next?!’ hah hah hah. Yeah Goldberg, that was the prime of yours and my relationship, but it seems I have to beat you again.”<br> (OOC: Don’t worry Goldberg. That previous paragraph was about the jwa Goldberg that was there before you. My brother in other words.)
“You had quite a streak back in the old WcW days. Which was broken by two friends of mine. They managed the tag championships, and I reckon, so can me and TI. But doing so means I have to hurt a lot of people. That includes you. Nobody is immune to pain. Although I may seem to be immune I’m not. I just can take one hell of a beating. I can and will push myself beyond that of any superstar. It has been seen many times. I have no stunt doubles anywhere. And if you want a scene of that, I have some plans that you can watch very soon.”<br> “You are a very capable person though. I must say. In combat you must grace your opponent too, as people may think. If you have any honor. I may disrespect people, but you don’t catch me breaking the rules…much. I play how the game is meant to be played. BUT, the rules ban weapons in certain matches, but they say nothing about…sweatsocks. Watch yourself Goldberg, cause he may just crawl down your throat.”<br> “Genocide, he is your partner in this match. But I know little of this Genocide. What can I expect from this person? I don’t honestly know. That is my disadvantage, he knows what I can do, but I don’t know what he can do. I hate being at a disadvantage, but then, life’s all about risks. And risks to me are nothing. Genocide to me is nothing. As you will all see when I wipe the floor with his sorry carcass. Genocide, whether you volunteered or forced into this match, this isn’t a battle you can win.”<br> The Iron man Laughs evily then stops. He turns the chair around and there is a momentary shuddering takes place. The chair swivels around and HBK is sitting in the chair.
“Pretty impressive trick huh? There are just four people left for me to speak of. 3T. This match will bring pain to you. You go around with your so called alias, ‘The man that you fear’, but that is nothing but an alias. You haven’t scared me. You haven’t done anything to inspire fear into my heart. Or The iron man’s heart, if you could call it a heart. 3T you are still the nothing I used to know back in jwa. And just like the nobody I knew, I’m gonna beat your ass. I’m gonna win the match and become the ExWA tag champion. And you my friend, are just gonna be back where you started, because HBK, has just told you so.”<br> “Mastema, you are also someone who has just a feeling that he is feared back in the locker room. Or at least that’s the Mastema I used to know. And indeed, this is the same Mastema I’m gonna waste. The same Mastema that will fall victim to Reapers heartbreaker. Mastema you’re end is near just as is your partners.”<br> “The last two on my list, Tiger. You performed a pretty neat hardcore stunt in the chamber. You gained a good level of respect from me there. But my friend, respect means nothing in the battlefield. It won’t save you from me. Nothing can save you from me. Nothing can save anyone. And it’s a matter of time before real damage is done. Trust me my friend. The fun is yet to begin.”<br> “G-Dawg, the last foe on my list. You used to be a partner of mine if my memory serves me correctly. Well, the fact we used to be partners can’t save you. We aren’t partners anymore. The time for friendship is over. Now it’s just pure business. Now’s the time for men to beat the living hell out of each other. For prizes, that can’t be won every day. And-“<br> A door swings open.
Guard Smith
“Hey what are you doing in here? You can’t be in here without Mr. Sandersons consent!”<br> Reaper
“Why? Where am I?”<br> Guard Smith
“ Are you stupid? This is Mr. Sandersons Office.”<br> Reaper
“Man, where does the Iron man goes nowadays. Ok Ok I’m coming.”<br> Reaper gets up and walks out of the door with Smith. He closes the door and a sign on the door says “Winter Sanderson”.
(ooc: I was losing steam towards the end and If I were to meet the deadline, I couldn't leave it another day. No disrespect intended to those I spent less time on. I began to realize I couldn't reach my goal earlier and so decided to spend more time on those who mattered more to Reap. Anyway, enjoy;))
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Post by JOKeeffe on Jan 14, 2005 19:04:28 GMT
The scene cuts to “Mental” Johnny Magnum walking along a corridor, a few hours after he was last seen
***JOHNNY MAGNUM*** I’m looking for Flair and 3T you fools seen him?
The crowd boo, and Magnum shrugs his shoulders
***JOHNNY MAGNUM*** Didn’t think so, I just need to tell them that I think “The Incredible” needs some special treatment, I mean, come on, he hardly mentioned me in his promo, that’s just disrespectful, I mean, you can’t ignore me, can you? It’s just not good enough, I deserve to be mentioned! The Invincible Crossdresser, man he needs to show some respect, but I hope he doesn’t expect it back, I just don’t respect transvestites, it’s a boundary, and I sure hope he respects that, or he’s gonna get his ass kicked! My team is better than yours Troy Winky, and do you want to know why? It’s called unity. I just got here and already made two friends. You on the other hand, can stay in the corner, with your stupid buddy Reaper, who’s obviously had one too many bumps to the head to stay with you, after your relationship has never brought him any success, and try to figure out why no one likes you. And to refresh your memory……it’s because you are a no good, lying, wannabe woman, cross-dressing transvestite, schizophrenic, worthless loser! This week on Xtreme Zone, I’m gonna teach that to you, when I kick your ass. The only reason you were ever JWA:EWA Champion is because you faced off against the equally clueless Reaper, and the only reason you ever retained it, or held it as long as you did, is because you used lies and deceit to weasel your way out of defending it as many times as possible. Do you think that the fans are gonna forget the truth about you? They won’t, they’re all laughing at you behind your back, and you think that going to ground zero is going to change that? You are sadly mistaken my sexually confused friend. Now, I’m going to go and find my friends to discuss how we are gonna show you that…that…that…whatever
[/i]you[/i] are is not welcome here.. You are nobody in this world and you need to find that out for yourself. Now move over, your time in the spot light is well and truly gone. I have a friend to talk to about actually being successful around here. So good luck trying to win, and trying to find other people to you’re your washed up gimmick faction ripped off from the WWE.[/color] As Magnum goes to carry on walking along the corridor, he stops. He ponders thoughtfully, before turning back round.***JOHNNY MAGNUM***I was just wondering, are you G4Y? Just out of curiosity, I think these fans deserve to know whether you’re a faggot or not. I presume you are, seen as you dress up in women’s clothes and whatnot.Magnum wanders off laughing and continues in his quest for 3T and Flair.
Whilst he is wondering around, he pumps into Goldberg and Genocide. Goldberg is topless, and Genocide is squeezing his nipples. They see Magnum watching them with a disgusted look on his face, and Genocide quickly pulls his hand away.***JOHNNY MAGNUM***Jesus, how many faggots exactly are in this place?. Anyway, have either of you two ass bandits seen Flair or 3T around?Goldberg starts quaking with anger, and Magnum laughs, but Genocide stops Goldberg from doing anything.***GENOCIDE***Listen up Magnum, you’re new here, so why don’t you keep your head low for a while, you’re a nobody compared to everyone else.***JOHNNY MAGNUM***A nobody? How dare you call the ExWA Golden Championship number one contender a nobody, I’ll report you to management and have your sauna privileges removed! By the way, are you the man or the woman?***GENOCIDE***Excuse me?***JOHNNY MAGNUM***I mean who plays the woman in bed, you, or this oaf?***GOLDBERG***Hrmmermfmdf……You’re Next…..***JOHNNY MAGNUM***Hey, hang on there, I don’t do that kind of thing, you can keep that to yourselves, lousy cock-sucking chumps***GOLDBERG***YOU SHALL DIE!!!!Goldberg lunges at Magnum and goes for a spear, but Magnum darts out of the way and skips down the corridor laughing. When he stops skipping, he notices Flair standing against a Hot Dog stand talking to 3T. Magnum jogs up to him and speaks.***JOHNNY MAGNUM***“ Hey, Flair Brother. Think about this idea. It benefits all of us. We can get those tag team titles just as you wanted all along with 3T. He can help us, you know it, but I want us to all gang up on that Chump The Invincible, he needs to learn some respect, he hardly mentioned me in his promo! This might sound a little sad, but can we give him a good old fashioned group ass kicking? I mean, no G4Ys allowed, right?Flair laughs, and 3T shakes his head, putting his hand to his forehead.***RIC FLAIR***[/color] Hey, what are friends for? We’ll show his good for nothing hide what a real beating feels like, and teach him that Death’s Army will walk away with the ExWA Universal Tag Team Championships, if it’s the last thing we do, we are easily the best and most dominant team on the whole of Xtreme Zone, so let’s show them they deserve to go and rot where they belong, on Action Zone.***3T***Amen to that, hell, let’s pay special attention to his buddy Reaper aswell, you never know, they could well be “special friends”***JOHNNY MAGNUM***Hey, that’s a good point! I never thought of that! Man this match is going to be so sweet, we can do what we do best; professional ass kicking!The trio fool around laughing, while Magnum orders a Hotdog, as the scene fades out. [/center]
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Post by goldberg on Jan 14, 2005 19:43:08 GMT
goldberg enters the arena with a big grin on his face and he starts walking towards the locker rooms and puts his bag on the floor and starts talking to his fans on the big screen t.v
goldberg:hi all my great fans out ther i have a universial match tonight and it's for the tag title as this is a huge main event becaus its a elimination tag match and this will be wiked and im realy looking foward to it and i hope i and my partner do win it but we have tough aponets like nature boy ric flair whos is champ and hee is one hell of a wrestler and this will be the toughest match in my hole intier carea in the exwa fed and i am confident that me and my partner can win this universial tag match and then we wil become the new tag parnters and we are going to throw every one over the ropes and then we will be crowned the new exwa tag champs and that is going to be realy great wn for us because we will have beatenthe greatest wrestlers in the exwa history and that well be a great win for us and i hop we do win
*goldberg.goldberg,goldberg, the fans start chanting goldberg name*
well thankyou my loyal and suprerea fans i i am glad that you think i can win this match and im going to win this match for you and when i ment me i ment me and my partner genocide and i hope we do win because we will be the greates tag team partners in the hole exwa history and we will be unbeatable for the rest of out entier carea entil we are to old to wrestle any more but that well be ages and so tonight in the exwa match we are going to be crowned with the tag titels and we are going to guard them with all our strengh and we will win and i promise you that we will win and we are going to kick ass in this match and i will prove that to you by kicking every single wrestler over the ropes so im coming down to the ring now to speak to your faces
*goldberg gets up and starts to make his way to the ring and on his wat he sees his partner genocide and says
goldberg:hey genocide im going out the the ring now to talk about the match come with me
genocide:yer ok
* goldberg and genocide make there way to the ring and they get to the ring and climb over the ropes and grab a microphone each* goldberg :hello my fans and me and genocide are hea to tak to you about the match and we are realy looking foward to this match because we now that we are going to kick ass in this match and i now that well will also win the match and then we will become the new tag team champs
genocide:yer you are right goldberg we are going to woop some candy ass in this match and we will win because we are just the best and we will win the belts because we are just to dam god and also we are going beat the crap out of every single wrestler in the universal match and we are going to do it in style so tonight ypu are going to see the best action you will ever see in exwa historey so every one in the universial match you better watch your back
* goldberg and genocide drop the microphones on the floor and climb under the ropes and strat to make there way to the locker rooms and they get to the locker room and go in and start to get ready for the biggest match in ther entire exwa carea*
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Post by ricflair on Jan 14, 2005 20:10:50 GMT
*The scene re-opens with Magnum just finishing on the PS2 as ric gets up and holds a bottle of beer as he celebrates the title win with the guys*
Ric: You know guys the other five in the elimination chamber didn't stand a chance against pure magnificence like me, hey guys did you see the match
3T: Of course we did Ric, we saw exactly how powerful the nature boy can get and how you took Vegito down with the lowblow, like you said you would and then pinned his ass
Magnum: Yeah Ric that is Xtreme and that is why your the champion and i look forward to our golden championship match and well we'll find out then who is the very best in the company
Ric: Yeah that's right i'm looking forward to the match aswell and yeah we will find out who will be the greatest not only in the team but also in the whole company and that's what sparks a great match
Magnum: What do you mean Ric?
Ric: Well look at this way, we both know each other wrestling move wise so it'll be interesting to see what we can bring to the match
Magnum: Yeah i guess your right
3T: hey guys that match will be great but right now each of us have tag team turmoil to think about and well i can't believe i got teamed up with that looser Mastema i mean, he's one of those guys that doesn't give a damn about a win and will let you get your ass beat while watching you i mean he's such a joke
Ric: I understand on how you feel but you shouldn't let your feelings get involved of the match this is a great oppotunity for each of us at the moment we are the most successful team with me winning the Golden championship and Johnny winning the number 1 contendership and well 3T this is your time to prove to us that you have what it takes to hold out with the best and that you can handle yourself with the big boys just remember that
Magnum: Ric's right Thomas, we're all in this match and me and ric will not make it easy for anyone including yourself and mastema, you see we have to conquer this company and we have to do it very quickly because if we don't then bam we'll be having people like TNT or The Invincible taking us over and that can't happen. I hope you can understand that
3T: Yeah i can and well i respect your descion in that area of not just lying down and letting me and mastema get the wins and i hope that you do the same
Ric: Oh don't worry we will give you the match of your life but understand this, your faction and alliance is not with Mastema, no it's with us and well whether you win or loose or the same for us along as one of us wins the tag gold then we will have a second set of championships just think about that
Magnum: Yeah that's a good point Ric but in the match Death's ARMY! will walk out the 1st Ever ExWA universal Tag Team champions no matter what anyone tries to say it will happen and it'll happen this week on Xtreme Zone for all to see as they all see the Universal tag team championships in the hands of the Death's army they will all finallly understand how powerful we all really are
3T: well we know we have the match in the bag and remember stick to the tactics and the gold will be in the rightful home, you guys do remember the plan right?
Ric: Sure but the other guys in the match must not know about them so we'll keep that quiet until then if you see what i mean
Magnum: Yeah i understand too and don't worry everything will go according to plan and no-one will get in our way of the victory but we all need to make sure that we take anyone out who does and 3T since your on a different team for this match, that includes you!!
3T: Yeah i know the way this is gonna go down and well we know everything we have to do i'll see you guys on Xtreme Zone
Ric: Yeah See you 3T
Magnum: Bye!
*3T leaves the room as flair has a little unhappy look on his face*
Magnum: What!?!
Ric: Exactly, What's up with you today?
Magnum: Oh Nothing, don't worry about it!!
Ric: well what was that all about with 3T just then?
Magnum: It's just how he's the new member to the team and he is already trying to run things around here in the team, i mean he hasn't even won a match yet
Ric: I understand where your coming from but give him a short while to sort himself out, after his first win he'll be right as rain, just let it get at you and remember we're a team and the only way to progress is to work together
Magnum: Yeah i know Ric, It's just that he get on my nerves sometimes and always try to act like the big man all the time when he's not
Ric: Het your starting to act a little jealous from where i'm standing
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Post by ricflair on Jan 14, 2005 20:11:28 GMT
Magnum: Yeah maybe it sounds like that but i'm not so don't worry about it ok?
Ric: Yeah ok just remember to be calm for the match because if you go in the match hot headed then you'll leave the ring hot headed with your first loss to your name, just remember that
Magnum: Yeah alright
Ric: Anyway i have things to do so i'll catch you up later
Magnum: Yeah later Ric
*The scene dies down as Ric walks out of the locker room carrying his golden championship as he gets into a limo and is driven off*
*Five minutes later after the Xtreme Zone break a burger king sign can be seen as Ric leaves his limo as fan's can be heard cheering and a huge television screen can be seen with the elimination chamber match and ric's title win*
Fans: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ric: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*A little boy can be seen calling Ric over, and ric being the gentlemen he is (most of the time) walks over to him making sure all the fans can see the gold*
Ric: What can i do for you little guy?
Small boy: Well Ric i watched the Elimination chamber match and i saw your great victory and i was wondering if you could sign my copy of the match?
Ric: Yeah anything for a ric flair fan here you go mate
Small boy: Thanks ric, do you mind if i ask you a couple of questions about this weeks Universal tag team title match?
Ric: No go ahead
Small biy: Thanks ric, what team are you and that big machine Magnum most looking forward to beating?
Ric: Well of course we want to beat all of the them but hmmm for me personally it has to be vegito and Chronic mainly because of my history against them and the wins and looses back in JWA:EWA i have had to uphold and well i'm looking for a fresh start with a new partner and i am looking to take out the old trash and get another win and another set of gold
*Ric raises the ExWA Golden championship above his head for all to see*
Small boy: You know Ric what do you think of each of the teams starting with Genocide and Goldberg?
Ric: Well truthly Genocide and Goldberg i don't even expect to show up, since firstly they are the most inexperienced wrestlers i have ever seen to date, they have no chemistry between them to even form a tag team never mind win the tag team championships so to be honest i see them two getting eliminated first and they can go and re-think the match and just hit the showers
Small boy: Yeah you'll give goldberg the old Figure 4 leglock and they'll be tapping for good no problem what do you think of TNT and Virus, virus being a favourite to in the future beat you for the title
Ric: well i know that Virus feels pretty confident him being a multi-time champion before in other companies but each time Virus won a world championship, he never had to face me and that's the turning point to be honest you are not a true champion until you have beat an icon like Ric flair and that's what Virus needs to realise he needs to get off the high horse and stop having the same horse ride in rocking horse $hite! and as for TNT, well he likes to say he's eXplosive hell he even uses that gimmick as an advantage but the only thing he can blow up is himself when he breaks wind, in my opinion TNT is just like Virus that's why they work so well together and well personally i don't see him as a threat to me , Magnum or the universal championship because i won't even let him touch them and that's a plain fact
Small Boy: I guess it is, what do you feel about Mastema teaming up with your good friend 3T?
Ric: Well Mastema is one lucky jobber to have such a good partner like 3T and well in the final two teams of tag team turmoil i can see Magnum and flair vs 3T and mastema and well no thanks to mastema but all thanks to 3T for dragging Mastema's ass around to the final stage of the match but that's as far as it'll go because obviously Mastema will mess it up as per usual and me and magnum will be waiting for that mistake and when we see ti we will capitalise on it and take the win along with the universal tag team championships and no i don't expect 3T to just lie down and play dead, i do expect a battle from him and well i have full respect in him for the match but we know him so well that we will not only take advantage of Mastema but also 3T and well i hate to say it but if it comes down to me and 3T then i will lock in the figure 4 leg lock and i will have him tap the mat so hard that i will be laughing at his pain and i know that sounds bad but that's how a champion must stay on form
Small boy: Yes i understand that and finally what do you think about the tiger and G-dawg?
Ric: well tonight just like at First blood the Tiger will be the wild card mainly because you never know what to expect from him and he is one major problem when in a match of this intensity and magnitude and well i will be very carefully watching over what he does and any tactics that he tries to pull from his hat of tricks, and as for G-dawg the eurocontinental champion and well he did very well to win it but lets face it he had one guy to beat and i had five other guys so it doesn't really compare and for G-dawg the only guy that will be in code red will be you as i take your blood and run it down my championship because you will never get closer to my gold never and well i never want your sub gold because it isn't at my level it's more at your's so keep it while you still can before it's too late and forgotten about
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Post by ricflair on Jan 14, 2005 20:11:55 GMT
Small Boy: I almost forgot those rejects of the nWo or as i remember Ric on how you used to call them the bWo back when scott hall was with them the beer world order how i miss those days, so what are your views on Reaper and the Invincible?
Ric: Well lets start with Reaper the so called voted most HaRdCoRe wrestling in the old JWA:EWA so the man of so many forms and the man that says he will go to any length to win and well it looks like in your start to the ExWA that going to any length to win isn't exactly true because your performance against Johnny Magnum wasn't even worth sommenting on, you both went in the match and after a couple of minutes Johnny walked out the Number 1 contender of the godlen championship, My golden championship and well where were your Xtreme Tactics huh? where was the reaper i know because the reaper i know used to get the job done and used to know how to actually wrestle and well i doubt that you'll ever show up for the match and if you do that will be a slight surprise but i guess me and Johnny will see you off in the first round
*Ric blows his fingers and wipes them on his suite to show his confidence for the match*
and well for the Invincible the so called HaRdCoRe patriot and i mean what! what is so hardcore that you have done i know you were a huge star in Jwa:ewa but not here i'm afraid you see without the gold your nothing a nobody, a failure and that saddens me to see a prolific superstar taking in the prime of his career and struck down to nothing it really is sad but i'm afraid Invincible that it's the truth and i know it must be killing you inside to not have the gold and you can cover it up by saying how to won the match very luckily, and perhaps your right but then again i don't have to answer to you now do i! and well it's really cute how you and reaper are trying to reconstruct the nWo but wake up from the dream because the nWo died long ago and i hear you say of how i was carried to the golden championship by my former partners batista and randy, that's not true, do you see them around right now Invincible NO neither do i and that's because i don't need them to be the best, i don't need them to win matches and i don't need them to capture the ExWA Golden Championship so get that through your thick skull and wake up to the real world and smell the coffee because the world today has the champion with the title and the name at the bottom of the championship is ric flair so wake up and face the fact that i am the champ and your just my CHUMP!
Small Boy: Tough words there Ric, but great words none the less
Ric: Yeah i thought you liked them
*Just as ric finishes talking a vegito fan comes crashing through the crowd and has this to say*
Vegito fan: Hey Ric you suck, vegito was robbed do you hear me ROBBED!
*as the vegito fan starts to talk somemore trash the little boy (flair's fan) kicks the vegito fan in the balls as he drops to the ground in extreme pain as ric and the small boy begin to laugh*
Ric: Now that's what i like to see and you never know you could be the future of the sport that we know, by the way i didn't catch your name to sign your video
Small Boy: oh it's James
Ric: ok kool name, To james there you go
*Ric hands over the signed video to James as he enters the Burger king*
*Ric enters burger king and the large line all seperate to let ric in*
Ric: Thanks, i didn't know i would be getting champion status all around the country but that's good to know that people care
*Ric walks down the line as he sees all many happy faces of the fans as ric hits their hands one by one as they bring their hands to the side of him*
Worker: So what can i get you?
Ric: ermmm i'll have the Golden special please
Worker: ok, coming up if you'd like to take a seat i'll bring it over to you
Ric: Ok thanks
Worker: People let him through to sit down
*The fans move across so Ric can sit down and ric gets a very happy look across his face as he sits down*
Ric: I didn't Expect five star treatment but thanks all
Crowd: Flair for PRESIDENT YEAHHHHH!!
Ric: Thanks for that and you never know someday i could be president but not just yet since i have to completely conquer the EWA and beat all of the talent there at the moment
Crowd: Flair for future PRESIDENT YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Ric: Lets hope so
*as soon as Ric golden special is brought over the room goes silent*
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Post by ricflair on Jan 14, 2005 20:12:18 GMT
*in the background 3T and magnum can be seen as flair is just finishing his golden special*
3T: Hey Ric!!
Magnum: Ric!!
Ric: Hey guys what's up?
3T: not much we were just looking for you and well that's just rude isn't it Magnum
Magnum: What is?
3T: that flair as good as champion that he is, forgot to get us something to eat too
Magnum: Yeah that's a good point, lets get him
Flair: Now guys be reasonable
*3T and magnum climb over the table and lift flair up*
3T: naa we're only kidding haha but you should have seen your face it was priceless haha
Magnum: yeah but we still want something to eat
Ric: Hey can i get my two favourite friends the Death's army supreme please
Worker: Yeah sure thing, i thougt you might ask for that so i have it all ready to go
*The worker brings it over to the guys as flair finishes up and gives a $10 tip to the worker as the three of them leave*
Worker: Thanks ric and guys kick ass at tag team turmoil
*The scene closes with the three of them walking out of the main doors back out into the fans*
-End of transmission-
OOC: Sorry it's nothing major but i have had Exams and well you know what they are like you just can't get rid of them so i just hope it's good enough and that you all enjoyed it-
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Chronic
New Member
ExWA International Champion/World Tag Team Champion
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Post by Chronic on Jan 14, 2005 20:52:54 GMT
Chronic: Now keep your eyes closed, Mary Jane. Your surprise is just outside.
Mary Jane: I am. Just make sure I don’t bump into anything.
*The ExWA cameras flair to life outside Chronic and Mary Jane’s Victorian house. *
*The front door opens and Mary Jane feels her way out of the house as Chronic follows her, covering her eyes. Chronic guides Mary Jane down to the sidewalk in front of the house. *
Chronic: Ok. Open your eyes.
*Mary Jane opens her eyes and squeals at what she sees. *
M.J.: Oh My Fucking God! It’s so beautiful.
Chronic: It’s all yours, baby. I love you.
*Chronic gives Mary Jane the keys and Mary Jane hugs Chronic and pulls him down for a passionate, grateful kiss. She melts into his arms and as the kiss ends, she gives him a peck on the tip of his nose, and he in turn gives her a peck on the tip of her nose. They then rub their noses together with an Eskimo kiss. *
Chronic: Well? Go check it out.
*Mary Jane squeals with glee as she opens the drivers’ side door and gets her first look at the interior. *
[ M.J.: It’s purple! It’s all purple. I love it!
Chronic: Look under the hood.
*Mary Jane pops the hood and takes a look. *
Chronic: That is a Carroll Shelby 515 cubic inch, stroked motor with approximately 700hp and another 200hp from NOS for a total of 900HP It has SVS headers and a 6-speed custom throw shifter.
Mary Jane: NOS? This car has NOS?
Chronic: Check out the trunk.
*Mary Jane closes the hood and moves to the rear of the car and bends down to find the keyhole for the trunk, revealing her shapely cleavage. *
*She finds the keyhole and pops the trunk. *
MJ: Wow. This is so cool. This is the best gift I’ve ever gotten. But what is the occasion? It’s not my birthday.
Chronic: No occasion. I just want to show you how much I love you. You’ve stuck by me back since I was an unknown wrestler, spending night after night wrestling in Convention Halls, Gyms and Bingo Parlors. I swore to you that one day I would give you the things a woman like you deserves. Now that I have scratched and clawed my way to success, I can keep that promise.
*Tears of joy form in Mary Jane’s eyes. She holds him tight and whispers into his ear. *
MJ (Whispering): I love you so much. I’m the lucky one.
Chronic (Whispering): I love you too…….. I also bought myself a new car.
MJ: Really? Where is it?
Chronic: I’m having a few additions made to my car and it won’t be ready until this evening. It’s supposed to be delivered around 5 PM.
MJ: What kind of car is it?
Chronic: It’s a Mitsubishi Eclipse. Wait until you see it tonight, but enough about my car. Take yours for a test drive.
MJ: But I need a passenger. If I want to take this car out on the freeway, I’ll need someone so I can use the carpool lanes.
Chronic: Let’s go then.
MJ: Hold on. I can’t drive such a hot car in something like this. Not for the first time anyway. I need to go change.
Chronic: Ok. Hurry up. I’ll wait here.
*Mary Jane runs back into the house. Chronic patiently waits for Mary Jane and a half hour later, she finally comes back out of the house. *
Chronic: What took you so long?
MJ: Well, first I couldn’t decide what I wanted to put on. But I figured it out. Then I thought you know, if we are going to drive this car for the first time, we need to initiate it properly.
*Mary Jane pulls out a folded purple piece of fabric and opens it to show Chronic. *
MJ: So I had to roll these real quick.
Chronic: Sounds good to me. And you look good. Wow baby! Shall we?
*The two get into the car and drive away. *
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Post by Chronic on Jan 14, 2005 21:01:11 GMT
*The camera opens back up on an abandoned stretch of freeway. Upon closer inspection, this part of the freeway has been closed down and blocked off due to construction. Mary Jane’s car comes into view. The car turns off onto the shoulder and around the barricade. As she passes the barricade, she turns the car back onto the freeway and screeches to a halt. The car turns off, and before long begins to rock rhythmically. The car continues to rock for about thirty minutes before it stops. Then smoke slowly wisps out through the cracked windows. More time passes until Mary Jane gets out to stretch her legs. **She looks around and smiles in complete satisfaction. With a flip of her hair, she gets back into the car, closes the door and starts the engine. Then she hits the gas and peels out. Soon they are back on the proper part of the freeway. *
Chronic: So I say we go out tonight. When my car arrives I want to take you to dinner, a movie and maybe bowling after.
MJ: Sounds like fun. I can’t wait to see your car. I’m curious.
*The Purple 1996 Dodge Viper continues down the freeway. Before long, Chronic and Mary Jane pull up in front of their house. As they get out of the car, Chronic looks down at his watch. *
Chronic: Hey, baby. We made it just in time. It’s 4:10.
MJ: See I told you I’d get us here in time.
Chronic: Yeah, but I didn’t expect you to engage the Nitrous. I wasn’t prepared for it. It was awesome!
*Chronic and Mary Jane rush inside and Chronic grabs a bong while Mary Jane gets the weed. *
img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/THE_Dark_Star/Wicked%20jester/fc7b1186.jpg[/img] [/color] *Chronic loads the bong and waits as they both count down to 4:20. As the clock strikes 4:20, Chronic leans over and kisses Mary Jane three times, signaling I…Love…You. Then he smiles at her. *
Chronic: Happy 4:20 Baby.
MJ: Happy 4:20.
*Chronic takes his 4:20 hit and passes the bong to MJ so she can take hers. They continue to pass the bong back and forth until as Mary Jane takes a hit a familiar “snapping” sound is heard. Mary Jane hands Chronic a bottle of water and opens her Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi. Moments later someone honks their horn outside. Chronic looks at the clock and sees that it reads 4:45. *
Chronic: Cool. They’re early. Wait here until I honk. I want to set everything up just perfect.
MJ: Ok. But don’t be too long. I’m getting hungry.
Chronic: I’m sure you are, Stoner.
*Mary Jane laughs as Chronic races out of the house. Five minutes later, Chronic honks his horn and Mary Jane goes outside to see his car. *
MJ: Wow! I love your car. It’s almost better than mine.
Chronic: Let’s go for a ride. I’ll show you what she can do.
*Mary Jane runs to the car and gets in. The car peels out as Chronic romps on the gas as they speed off to find a place to have dinner. *
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Post by Chronic on Jan 14, 2005 21:15:35 GMT
*The scene changes to outside a bowling alley called Toka Bowl. Chronics’ car pulls into the parking lot and parks. The Stoner Couple of ExWA emerge from the Green Mitsubishi Eclipse and walk into the bowling alley. *
*Chronic goes to the counter, buys the lane time, rents the shoes and joins Mary Jane in their lane as she selects a bowling ball. Chronic selects his ball and they take their practice frames. Once warmed up, they begin bowling. By the fifth frame it looks as if Chronic may be on his way to bowling a perfect game. A crowd begins to form as Chronic continues to bowl strike after strike. Finally, on the tenth frame he bowls a gutter ball. The crowd groans in disappointment and begins to disperse. Chronic hangs his head in disappointment when he hears…*Clap*…*Clap*…*Clap*…*Clap*
Chronic turns around to find Ric Flair standing by the counter watching Chronic and clapping. Chronic advances on Ric Flair and gets in his face. *
Chronic: What are you doing here Flair?
Ric: Hey, calm down there Chronic. I am just out on the town celebrating my WINNING the gold title. I can see that when it comes to greatness you always choke just like you did a few minutes ago woooooooooooo!
Chronic: Fuck yoooooooooooooooooooooooouuuu! Shut your bong hole, old man. The only reason you won that match is because I didn’t get a chance to get my hands on you Ric. This weekend I will get my hands on you I don’t care if you brought in Johnny “Mental” Magnum to hide behind. Ric: Ric Flair hides behind no one!
Chronic: You hide behind no one? What about the four horsemen? What about Evolution? What about Triple Threat? What about the Untouchables? You never stood on your own Flair! Whether it was Arn Anderson, Batista, or now JMM. You’ve always hid behind someone.
Ric: Well we’ll see who hides behind whom in the Tag Team Turmoil Match when once again Ric Flair steals the gold from you.
Chronic: That’s not going happen Flair Vegito and I WILL win the tag team belts just like we did in JWA and we WILL remain on Xtreme Zone to keep 3Shades Of Sin together. Now if you excuse me I have more intelligent people talk to.
* Chronic grabs Mary Jane hand and backs away from Flair never taking his eyes off him. Flair just grins as Chronic and Mary Jane leave Toka Bowl. They get back into Chronic’s car and head to Vegito’s house. Moments later, they pull out in front of a large house. Chronic and Mary Jane get out of the car, walk up to the door and Chronic knocks on the door. The door swings open on it’s own. Mary Jane and Chronic enter the house the door closes behind them. A flickering light emanates from a room to their right. Chronic and Mary Jane investigate the light to find Vegito sitting in front of a lit fireplace. www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/u/undertaker/58.jpg[/img] [/color] Vegito: Welcome Chronic and Mary Jane. Please have a seat by the fire with me.
*Chronic and Mary Jane take a seat as Vegito continues to stare into the fire, as if the flames could tell him what the future may hold for 3 SOS. Finally, he blinks and looks at Chronic. *
Chronic: We just ran into Ric Flair. He told me that he and Johnny Mental Magnum and going to take the Tag Titles.
Vegito: Flair and Magnum need to be watched closely. Flair lucked out in the Electrified Golden Elimination Chamber Match. The match may not have gone as we had planned, but it was a good match and it was entertaining. Is this not the real reason we formed 3 SOS? Not for Titles but to entertain the fans?
Chronic: Yes, this is true. We are the most entertaining and dominate faction that has ever existed. Nobody can match us when it comes to giving 100% to entertain the fans.
Vegito: That’s right. That’s why we will overcome all odds and become the first Tag Team Champions in ExWA. It is in the cards for us, my friend. *Chronic, Mary Jane and Vegito sit in silence for a few moments. Finally Chronic breaks the silence. * Chronic: I’m sorry about attacking you in the match. I know we had planed to eliminate each person until it came down you and me for the Golden Title. When I went up to the top turnbuckle, I was planning on hitting Morbid Angel with Da Bong Hit to take him out quickly and give us a chance to rest until the next person was released from their chamber. But it was as if I wasn’t in control of my own body and I ended up hitting you with a cross body block. I don’t know what came over me.
Vegito: It’s hard to say. Morbid Angel may have prayed to his Dark Lord Satan and cast some spell on you. I hold nothing against you, Chronic. I knew going into the match that it was going to be every man for himself. That is not what is important now. You have the Tag Team Titles to focus on and the International Title in Action Zone. It won’t be easy, but I believe you can win both matches.
* A knock is heard at the door. Momentarily, Corpse walks into the room. * www.gromko.ru/pics/art91/art9025_0.jpg[/img] [/color] Vegito: Welcome Corpse. Come have a seat by the fire with Chronic, Mary Jane and I.
MJ: Where’s Angel?
Corpse: She is at her sister’s house. Family emergency.
MJ: I’m sorry to hear that. Is she ok?
Corpse: She’s fine. Her sister just broke up with her boyfriend.
Chronic: We were just talking about Vegito and my match for the Xtreme Zone Tag Belts. We have a lot of work a head of us.
Corpse: It’s not just for the Tag Titles but also to keep 3 SOS together. With Sanderson moving you to Action Zone and leaving me on Xtreme Zone 3 SOS is doomed unless you win. If anyone can do it, I know you two can.
Chronic: Well I’m going to do my official match promo tomorrow. Vegito, I want you there with me.
Vegito: It would be my honor.
* The group continues to sit together by the firelight, talking and discussing their upcoming matches and the future of 3 SOS as the camera fades to black. *
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Post by Chronic on Jan 14, 2005 21:33:55 GMT
* The lights go out in the arena. As “Stash Up” by OPM begins to play, a large pot leaf appears on the Extreme Vision Screen. Green fireworks erupt around the stage and through the sparks, Chronic and Vegito bursts out from behind the curtain followed by Mary Jane, who carries a large glass bong. The scenes on the Extreme Vision Screen change, showing Chronic’s face, then some of his spectacular aerial moves. He thrusts his arms up in the air and slowly brings his right hand down to his lips to smoke an imaginary joint while Mary Jane takes a hit from the bong and shotguns the hit to Chronic. Vegito looks out at all the Chronicaholics and raises his hand as the Chronicaholics cheer loudly. Then they walk down to the ring, and high five the Chronicaholics on their way. He slides into the ring and helps Mary Jane into the ring as Vegito climbs the steps and climbs through the ropes. Vegito and Chronic climb up onto opposite turnbuckles as Mary Jane stands in the center of the ring. They all thrust their hands up at the same time in salute to the Chronicaholics as the roar from the crowd crashes over them like a wave. * www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/matthardy/02.jpg [/img] * Vegito and Chronic both hop down and join Mary Jane in the center of the ring. A ring technician hands Chronic and Vegito a microphone. Chronic looks out at the crowd. He pauses, and starts to pace around the ring. Finally he stops and looks out the fans again*Chronic and Chronicaholics at same time: Yo!!! Yo!!! Don’t hide that Sh1t! Light that Sh1t! *The Chronicaholics erupt into cheers as Chronic proudly smiles. The crowd starts to chant*
[/move] *Chronic closes his eyes and basks in the adrenaline rush of the crowd calling his name. A few seconds’ later, he opens his eyes and puts the mic to his lips to speak as he points at the Chronicaholics*
Chronic: You know Vegito and I have a very important match here. We were the greatest Tag Team in JWA and we’ll damn sure prove that we are the greatest Tag Team in ExWA.
*The crowd cheers and a Chronicaholic holds his sign up. * img.photobucket.com/albums/v618/THE_Dark_Star/Wicked%20jester/28162a73.jpg [/img] [/color] Chronic: I’ve already had a run in with one of my opponents in the Tag Team Turmoil match, Ric Flair. If he thinks following Mary Jane and I around and popping when least expected is going to intimidate me, he has another think coming. I’ve whooped his ass before and I’ll be damned if I’ll let him win this match. Then he’s brining Johnny Mental Magnum to the dance. I respect the fact the Mental Magnum is a fellow pothead. But that isn’t going to stop me from going through him if he stands in our way. Mental Magnum may smoke the Chronic, but if he messes with this Chronic…* Chronic points to himself. * …This Chronic will smoke him. In my eyes Johnny Mental Magnum as all brawn and but no brains. I mean hell, he thinks they call him “Mental” because he’s insane, but they don’t. They call him “Mental” because he’s fucking retarded! You don’t need to worry about how much pot I smoke or how stoned I am during my match. You obviously don’t know me too well, so let me clue you in. When I’m stoned I don’t feel pain. Have you ever fought a man who feels no pain? The more punishment you dish out, the more I will come back until I either take you out or until I can no longer move. I’m one of the toughest sons of bitches you will ever meet and I refuse to let Flair or you capture the tag team gold. Magnum you say no G4Ys are allowed in this match. Then how did you, Flair and 3T get booked into this match? Does that mean you and Flair are going forfeit the match to stay in your locker room with 3T and have a circle jerk? Maybe watch G4Y Porn? Let’s face it Magnum, those who despise a particular trait in people and are so vocal about despising it usually have that same trait deep down inside them. In other words you seem to have such a fascination homosexuals that one can plainly see that deep down you yourself are attracted to the lifestyle. *Chronic rips off his shirt to the delight of the female Chronicaholics and throws it out to the crowd. He lights a joint and takes a couple of puffs as Vegito speaks. *
Vegito: Johnny Mental Magnum, you admit to using steroids. To each his own, but was we all know although steroids may make your muscles bigger, other parts of your anatomy shrink from steroid use. But I’m sure you don’t really care about that. With your personality, you’re probably still a virgin. You say you don’t care if I’m an Industry Legend or not you don’t respect me. You say that my power is waning. In the Tag Team Turmoil Match, I will teach you to respect me and show you that my power is far from waning. You want me to bring it? You got it, but when BURN IN HELL just remember, you called your own doom down upon you.TBC
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Post by 3T on Jan 14, 2005 21:57:01 GMT
As the show comes back from it's commercial break, Irvin Fury and Teddy Speaks are discussing the Tag Team Turmoil match for the ExWA Universal Tag Team Championship that will take place at ExWA's first Xtreme Zone.Teddy Speaks At Xtreme Zone, we WILL have new Tag Team champions! This is so exciting, I can't wait!Irvin Fury Um, Teddy...we haven't had Tag Team champions, ever. Yes, Vegito and Chronic were JWA:EWA Tag Team champions, but the era of JWA is over! This is ExWA, and it's already shaping up to be greater than JWA ever was. Already, we have Ric Flair as our first ExWA Golden Champion. And, with him teamed up with the ever-dangerous 'Mental' Johnny Magnum and the legendary Twiztid Tequila Thomas, we know he isn't losing it any time soon. In fact, he may even be the first double champion in ExWA history!Teddy Speaks You like to kiss-ass, don't you? Never mind, don't answer that. Who is going to win this match, in your opinion?Irvin Fury Well, obviously, Death's Army has a HUGE advantage coming in to this match. With the team of Magnum and Flair, AND 3T in there, even tho he's teamed with Mastema. I'd be truly surprised if anyone else won this match. I would say that Code Red had a better chance, but not with an idiot like G-Dawg in the stable. I'm sure he'll try to eliminate Virus, or someone else from his stable. Believe me, none of Death's Army will lay a hand on each other.Teddy Speaks Do you really think that Death's Army can trust 3T? I mean, his track record--Before Speaks can finish his statement, the Xtreme Zone flickers to life, accompanied by the sound of squealing tires. As the bored fans look to the screen in wonder, a jacked-up hearse is just squealing to a stop, in the parking lot.
As the fans start murmuring to each other, wondering who it is, the door opens, and out jumps a man wearing black jeans, a black hoody (with the hood up), and black boots. He's carrying a black gym bag, and he makes his way towards the entrance to the ExWA arena. The cameraman tries to get a shot of his face, but he keeps it well hidden. He opens the door to the arena, and slips inside.Teddy Speaks Look at that car! Only a lunatic would drive something like that!Irvin Fury Yeah, but it's a damn impressive car. I wonder how many chicks he picks up with that?Teddy Speaks What I'm wondering, is this: Does he carry a casket in the back? Is that where he sleeps?Irvin Fury Wow, Teddy, you're even sicker than I thought! Now, I've got a little bit of respect for you.The cameras catch up to the man in black as he walks through the halls, and now he's looking at a piece of paper in his hand. He mumbles a few words as he swiftly moves through the halls, before dropping the paper to the ground, and continuing on his walk. The cameraman stops for a moment, and focuses on the paper on the ground. It has some writing on it, and as it comes into focus, we see that it says:*ExWA Universal Tag Team Championship Tag Team Turmoil Match Magnum & Flair vs. TNT & Virus vs. G-Dawg & Tiger Vs. Mastema & 3T vs. Vegito & Chronic vs. Reaper & The Invincible vs. Goldberg & Genocide. As the cameraman catches up with the unknown man, he is walking through the Death's Army locker room door. When he steps through the door, Magnum and Flair look up from their game of Texas Hold 'Em.Ric Flair Finally! It took you forever at the store!Johnny Magnum Did you get the fucking beer? I don't know what I was thinking, drinking that Carling. It's as bad as Rolling Rock! In fact, what did you get?The hooded man takes his hood off, revealing himself, and he is none other than 3T. He sets the duffel bag on the chair next to him, then takes his hoody off, revealing his black Hatchetman shirt. He drops the hoody on the floor, and unzips the duffel bag. He pulls out two twelve packs of Miller High Life longnecks, and hands one each to Flair and Magnum.Twiztid Tequila Thomas Those are for you two. I stopped by Jester's, and picked up something for myself.3T reaches back into the duffel bag, and pulls out a zip-lock baggie of hydro. It's at least two ounces, and is very, very green. It even has an abundance of purple hairs covering each bud. 3T reaches back into the duffel bag, and pulls out three Philly blunts; a chocolate blunt, a bananna blunt, and a mango blunt. He walks over to the couch in the center of the room, and sits down, pulling a tray out from under the couch. He sets the weed on the tray, next to the blunts, and then walks out of the room.Johnny Magnum Goddamn! That's some fine looking weed! I wonder what it smells like?3T walks back into the room, carrying a two foot glass bong. He walks over to the sink, and puts water in it, then walks back over to the couch. He sits back down, and looks at his baggie fo weed. He dumps it on the tray, then pulls a bud out of it, and stuffs it in the bong's bowl piece. He hands the bong over to Magnum, with a lighter, and a look on his face like 'Go for it'. Magnum looks down at the bong, then puts it to his lips and hits it. After he inhales, he smiles like he just got laid, and hands the bong over to Flair, before blowing out a lungful of smoke. Flair looks kind of doubtful, but still hits the bong. After he hits it tho, he doubles over coughing. 3T and Magnum laugh, as Flair hands the bong back to Magnum. As Magnum and Flair pass the bong back and forth, 3T concentrates on rolling the three blunts. After he finishes, he walks into the back area, leaving the blunts on the tray. He comes back out after a few minutes, dressed in his wrestling attire. Magnum and Flair look up, as 3T walks through the door. They start laughing uncontrollably, and Flair falls out of his seat. 3T walks over to the table, and picks up the bananna blunt, puts it in his mouth, and lights it.Twiztid Tequila Thomas What are you two stoned motherfuckers laughing about? Is something on my face, or what? I mean, what the fuck?Johnny Magnum I'm not actually sure why I'm laughing...Must be 'cause I'm stoned off my ass!Flair is laughing too hard to respond, still on the ground. 3T looks over at Flair, and shakes his head in disbelief. Then he walks through the door, and starts down the hall, still puffing on his blunt. As he makes his way down the hall, the show goes to a commercial break.<<Commercial Break>>
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Post by 3T on Jan 14, 2005 21:58:02 GMT
When the show comes back from it's commercial break, the cameras focus on the entrance ramp of the arena. The crowd seems excited, waiting for more promos for the Tag Team Turmoil match. Suddenly, the lights in the arena go out, leaving the fans in the dark. Purple strobes start flashing, while two green fireworks go off, one from either side of the stage. They meet above the stage, forming a giant '3T'. As the fans start booing, White Zombie's More Human Than Human blares out of the PA, drowning out the deafening boos. 3T seems unperturbed as he walks through the curtain, and looks around. He hits his blunt, then points to the sky. The crowd's booing grows louder, and as he walks down the ramp, theys tart throwing stuff at him. He ducks a beer bottle, but the second one hits him in the stomach. 3T looks around for the thrower, and sees a guilty looking man near the front row. 3T walks to the front row, and points to the man. The idiotic fan gets closer to the guardrail, before 3T grabs him by his hair, and drags him over. 3T headbutts him a few times before lifting him into a T-Bone suplex, and bounces his head off the ground. 3T grabs the unconscious man's arms, and drags him to the ring, rolling him inside. 3T walks around the ring, and snatches a microphone from the ring announcer, then climbs into the ring. He climbs to the top rope, flexing for the crowd, hits his blunt, and flicks it into the crowd. When he climbs back down, he motions for his music to be cut. As the music stops, and the lighs come back up, 3T walks over to the fan laying in the ring. He looks down at him and sneers, then raises the microphone to his lips.
Twiztid Tequila Thomas Well, well, well. You fucking fans, always acting stupid. Especially this one. First, he hits me with a beer bottle, then when I approach him, he talks Sh1t. What the fuck is wrong with you people? I come out here, I entertain you, I beat motherfucker's unconscious, and yet, you still hate me. Well, that's okay! Because, from now on, every time I come out, I'm beating one of your asses before my match!
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[/move] Twiztid Tequila Thomas SHUT THE FUCK UP! I've got something else to say! It seems that my first match in the ExWA is going to be against 12 other superstars. Apparently, Mr. Sanderson is confident in my ability to walk out with the Tag Team titles. Unfortunately, he teamed me up with Mastema, a big, muscle-bound dumbass. It looks like I'll have to carry my team to victory. But, that's okay, I'm used to it. When I was a Drinking Boy, I had to do the same. When I was Hardcore Insanity Wrestling, not only did I have to carry my teammates, but at one point I held both Tag Team titles, by myself! I know I can do this, what I don't get is why you don't think I can!
Now, I just saw who I'll be facing in this match, and I really only have 5 opponents. Vegito, Virus, Chronic, The Invincible, and Reaper. What about the other's, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the others.
Let's see, the first team, Goldberg and Genocide. Hmm, two jobbers? We have Goldberg, who couldn't win a match with a baby, and will probably be the first eliminated. Who's Next? Goldberg, you're next! And, his partner, Genocide? He's probably won't even show up. First off, he's embarrassed that his partner is Goldberg. Second off, he knows that he has know chance to win, and it'll just be a waste of his time, with the final result being him in a hospital bed. So, Genocide, Goldberg, say goodbye to your chance at the tag-team titles.
Now who's this second team? G-Dawg and Tiger? The two weak members of Code Red. As Magnum said, G-Dawg is nothing but a cheap rip-off of John Cena. G-Dawg, think of a new gimmick, get some mic skills, and then come back and challenge for a title. I know you're the Euroconinental Champion, but that doesn't mean Sh1t to me! In fact, I'm going to take that fucking belt right off your waist and beat you WITH it! Your partner, Tiger? A weak bitch from the JWA, that couldn't beat me on his best day, is going to come to this match with "Swiftness, Cunning, and Ferocity"! Well, I'm coming into this match with "Homicidal, Suicidal, and Genocidal Tendencies! And Tiger, bring that 'Pounce' of your's. I'll just catch you in the air, and dump you over the top rope, and then we'll be rid of you. No tag-team titles for you or G-Dawg.Teddy Speaks He seems awful cocky to be walking into this match.Irvin Fury You'd be awful cocky, too. Especially considering all he's accomplished in his career.On to the next team, TNT and Virus. We have the last Action Zone Champion, Virus, and his partner TNT. Well, Virsu...how much competition was there actually left on AZ? Tommy Polo was gone, The Corpse was gone, Vegito was gone. Who did you have to fight for your title? A bunch of mid-carders? Your title reign wasn't impressive. You've never been impressive. You just pick up the pieces whenever you get a chance. Well, you won't get the chance in this match. In fact, you have NO chance in this match. You, and your partner. Wait a minute, you don't have a partner. TNT is terrified of Magnum, and won't even be in the ring. The moment he sees 'Mental' he's going to Sh1t his pants and run out of the arena. So, just you, Virus. Even if you got rid of everyone else, you're going to get destroyed by me! I hate you, and I always have. You're a fucking pussy, who changes his look every chance he gets. So, Virus, you and Code Red can fucking bounce right the fuck out of the arena. Death's Army is here to reign, and WE are the Bringer's of Death!
My two biggest challenges. Vegito and Chronic, the Walking Legends...and Reaper and The Invincible, the nWo. Let's see, Reaper, you know what you are? you're a backyard wrestler that took too many bumps on the head and decided that you were half Mankind, and half Shawn Michaels. In reality, you're neither, and don't even have half of their combined skill. You do have your precious cheese grater, but he's snuggling with your balls, and won't be a factor. Who are you going to come out as, Reaper? HBK, or Iron Man? It doesn't matter, because you're going to be leaving on a stretcher, with your brain scrambled worse than it ever has been before. Reaper, don't underestimate me, I'm one of the most dangerous men to ever wrestle in the JWA, and I've done things to my body you couldn't comprehend. The Invincible, Mr. Red-White-and-Blue, be ready to lose. You mention that I won your Extreme 24/7 title at No Mercy, but then say I didn't pin you. You know why I didn't pin you? You were laying on the outside of the ring, in the wreckage of two tables. Don't recall that, do you? Probably because of the fucking concussion I gave you. Soldier outlasted you in that match, isn't that embarrassing? A straight up jobber lasted longer than the self-proclaimed American Hero. While you were knocked out, outside the ring, Soldier was taking the beating of his leife, from me. The real hardcore legend. Neither of you respect me, nor fear me. But, by the end of the night, you will respect me, and you will fear me.
Chronic, are you and Mary Jane even going to make this match? Or are you two to worried about your brand new cars? I hope you make it, because Chronic, you and I have never met in the ring. I saw you hold the JWA tag titles for a LOOOOOOONG time, but I never got to fight you. This time, we will meet in the ring. you say no one flies higher than you? I do. I always have. But, I won't tonight. In fact you WILL fly high, right over the top rope, and onto the floor. Vegito can't help you, he has to fight that imposter, Virus. In fact, Vegito, you may be my biggest challenge in this match. I've only met you once in the ring, and that was my hardest fought match. I ended up losing that match, but you never forgot that match. In fact, no-one but the Corpse ever gave you a better fight, and you know it. Vegito, look into my eyes when you get into that ring. I'm not the same person I was last year. I'm fucking possessed, and I'll do anything it takes to defeat you, now. You might not be a title holder this time, but I'll regain my pride by defeating you.
The last team, The Untouchables, my stable mates, Flair and Magnum. As it is, I have two allies in this match. They aren't going to let me go over the top rope, not unless it comes down to just us three. Magnum and Flair have my back all throughout this match, and that makes all three of us more dangerous then any other team here. In fact, I'm willing to bet it's going to come down to us three. Do you know why Code Red can't do what we're doing? B/c we have unity. It's not a pride thing. I don't care if I don't win the titles, because I know they will still be in my stable. And when I take the Eurocontinental title from Cena...I mean, G-Dawg, we'll have all the important Xtreme Zone titles! So, for everyone in this match, Beat me if you can, survive if I let you!As the crowd resumes it's booing, 3T throws the mic in the air. As it rises, the lights in the arena go out, and the microphone expodes into a burst of purple fireworks. When the lights come back on, 3T is nowhere to be seen.[/center]
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Chronic
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ExWA International Champion/World Tag Team Champion
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Post by Chronic on Jan 14, 2005 22:06:27 GMT
Chronic: Then we have the team of TNT and Virus. After watching your match promo I realized something. You are confusing respect for fear. You say you respect Vegito and I but in truth, I know you fear us. You think just because you were the last JWA:EWA Champion on Action Zone that you have an advantage in this match? Are you stoned? That doesn’t mean a damn thing, one thing I have leaned about the talent here is that anyone can beat anyone and any given night. Assuming that just because you held a belt that you are Invincible and that will be your downfall. Speaking about Invincible, we also have The Invincible and Reaper to deal with in the Tag Team Turmoil. The last time I remember seeing Reaper was when I was choking him out in the Ultimate Elimination Chamber Tag Team Match. Do you remember that Reaper? Do you remember what it felt like to have the life slowly choked out of you as you gasped for air that just wouldn’t come? That was when I was just a rookie, just think about how much more dangerous I’ve become. He may be a Hardcore Legend, and I admit that he is very impressive. But I let my record speak for itself. I guess if your are the Hardcore Legend, that would make me the X Title Legend. And though I’ve never faced The Invincible I do know him well. In fact, if memory serves, shortly before he won his first Heavyweight World Championship, he contacted me asking for advice on how to make his gimmick more popular with the fans. So I would have to say that, at least in part, The Invincible owes me for the success he has had. I may have taught him a thing or two, but I didn’t teach him everything I know. The success I gave him, I can also take away. I have a chance to go with The Invincible one on one for the International Championship on the first Action Zone. That’s two matches row that you are going to lose. Another team we have to face is the team of Mastema and 3T. It looks like to me that 3T will have to carry this team. Mastema barely even mentioned this match in his promo. I’m not worried at all about Mastema, but I will be keeping my eye on 3T. I know that son of a bitch can be crazy, but I can be just as crazy as he can. I’ll roast him faster then I roast a bud in my bowl if he gets in my way, I guarantee that. I fear no man and I will show 3T how fearless I am. Now I know that G-Dawg is a great competitor as is The Tiger. Both are members of Code Red with Virus and TNT. There is no doubt that these men who named themselves after a soft drink, will team up together to try and…weed out the competition. Well I have a little message for Code Red. 3 Shades Of Sin outclasses all of you in every way. 3 Shades Of Sin won’t go down that easily. We are fighting for our survival and that is the biggest motivation we could ever have. Code Red will not stand in our way. Finally we have Goldberg and Genocide. What can I say about these two morons? They have to be morons if they think that have the slightest chance of winning this match. I’m surprised that Goldberg was even able remember how to sign his name to the contract for this match. He and Johnny Mental Magnum should have entered this match as a team and called themselves Special Ed. But I guess that just wasn’t meant to be, Genocide isn’t much better. This jobber thinks that he and Goldberg are going to walk out of the match with the Tag Team Titles, when in fact they will be carried out of this match with nothing. It’s sad really.
*Chronic takes a few tokes from his joint while Vegito takes over. *
Vegito: This match comes down to the survival of 3 Shades Of Sin and Chronic and I will work together to prevent either one of us from being eliminated. We have a history of working well together and the Tag Team Turmoil Match will be no different. We will show the ExWA why Chronic and I were the JWA Tag Team Champs and why 3 SOS was one of the most dominate factions to ever from in the wrestling world. Mark my words, the time will come and it will come soon.
Chronic: So at the Tag Team Turmoil Match Vegito will prove that he is as powerful as ever and I will show why they say that Chronic is the highest high flyer in the ExWA. It very apporopriate that this match is called Tag Team Turmoil, because 3 SOS is full of Turmoil right now. In order to stay a tight knit faction, Vegito and I will have to overcome the Turmoil and restore order to the ExWA. So Flair & Magnum, TNT & Virus, G-Dawg & The Tiger, Mastema & 3T, Reaper & TI and Goldberg & Genocide I have one last thing to say to you. Come Friday your ass is grass…* Chronic takes a deep hit from his joint, tosses it down onto the mat and stomps it out as he slowly exhales a thick could of pot smoke. *… and we’re gonna smoke it.
Mary Jane: So put that in your pipe and smoke it!
*As the crowd goes wild, Chronic and Vegito drop the microphones and Chronic helps Mary Jane out of the ring. As Vegito, Chronic and Mary Jane head up the ramp, Vegito slowly walks behind the Stoner Couple of ExWA as they toss out joints to the Chronicaholics. Once they reach the stage, they turn, give one final wave to the Chronicaholics and then continue on their way backstage.
(ooc: I would like to thank Wicked Jester for all his help with the pics and I would like to thank Ric Flair for allowing me to use his Character)
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