Post by The Invincible on Jan 21, 2005 21:57:24 GMT
(Numb by Linkin Park plays over the pa as Goldberg steps out on the stage to see fans taking naps and leaving the arena to take a piss. Thinking that they are not going to see him, he opens up a pill bottle and downs a bunch a steriods. He then lights a cigerette and inhales. He blows the smoke out with his mouth wide open. You can only hear one really stupid fan cheering for him as he slides into the ring and grabs a mic.)
(Then, out of nowhere, God Bless The U.S.A by Lee Greenwood plays over the pa as a wide variety of patriotic images appear on ActionVision. The Invincible emerges from behind the curtain with an American Flag to recieve the showers of cheers and dozens of flags waving gallantly in the Chicago audience. TI stops on the stage and waves the flag proudly. Red, White and Blue pyro go off as TI puts the flag over his shoulder and walks down to the ring. When TI gets to the ring, he climbs a turnbuckle and starts waving the flag again while millions of the fans snap photographs. TI climbs into the ring and hands his flag to Maria Schultz in exchange for a microphone of his own.)
Goldberg: Uh... TI... get out of the ring or... uh... Your Next!
TI: That's nice Goldberg. Do you have anything else to say or can't you say anything else?
Goldberg: Shut up TI! Don't forget... Uh... What did I say a little while ago?
TI: Your Next?
Goldberg: OH GOD! I'm next?! Well... Uh... Um...
(Goldberg pulls a notecard out of his pocket and squints his eyes.)
Goldberg: TI what does this say?
TI: It says, YOU... ARE... NEXT. Look, I think that THE PEOPLE are sick of you just saying this. You really need to get off of these pills dude.
(TI reaches to grab the pill bottle. Goldberg grabs TI's hand and slaps TI in the face like a little girl. TI looks straight at Goldberg and grabs him by the throat. TI hits the Freedom Slam on Goldberg, leaving him flat on the mat. TI starts bringing down the straps and wraps his hands around the ankle of Goldberg. TI locks in the De-Feater on Goldberg. Goldberg screams and quickly grabs a microphone nearby.)
Goldberg: TI, let go or Your Next!
(TI realizes that this is just waisting time and realises the hold. Goldberg holds his ankle in pain as TI slides out of the ring. The fans coming back for their piss breaks and waking up from their sleep see TI on the ramp and start a USA Chant. The screen fades to a commercial for Twix as a shot is shown of Goldberg still holding his ankle is shown.)
(Then, out of nowhere, God Bless The U.S.A by Lee Greenwood plays over the pa as a wide variety of patriotic images appear on ActionVision. The Invincible emerges from behind the curtain with an American Flag to recieve the showers of cheers and dozens of flags waving gallantly in the Chicago audience. TI stops on the stage and waves the flag proudly. Red, White and Blue pyro go off as TI puts the flag over his shoulder and walks down to the ring. When TI gets to the ring, he climbs a turnbuckle and starts waving the flag again while millions of the fans snap photographs. TI climbs into the ring and hands his flag to Maria Schultz in exchange for a microphone of his own.)
Goldberg: Uh... TI... get out of the ring or... uh... Your Next!
TI: That's nice Goldberg. Do you have anything else to say or can't you say anything else?
Goldberg: Shut up TI! Don't forget... Uh... What did I say a little while ago?
TI: Your Next?
Goldberg: OH GOD! I'm next?! Well... Uh... Um...
(Goldberg pulls a notecard out of his pocket and squints his eyes.)
Goldberg: TI what does this say?
TI: It says, YOU... ARE... NEXT. Look, I think that THE PEOPLE are sick of you just saying this. You really need to get off of these pills dude.
(TI reaches to grab the pill bottle. Goldberg grabs TI's hand and slaps TI in the face like a little girl. TI looks straight at Goldberg and grabs him by the throat. TI hits the Freedom Slam on Goldberg, leaving him flat on the mat. TI starts bringing down the straps and wraps his hands around the ankle of Goldberg. TI locks in the De-Feater on Goldberg. Goldberg screams and quickly grabs a microphone nearby.)
Goldberg: TI, let go or Your Next!
(TI realizes that this is just waisting time and realises the hold. Goldberg holds his ankle in pain as TI slides out of the ring. The fans coming back for their piss breaks and waking up from their sleep see TI on the ramp and start a USA Chant. The screen fades to a commercial for Twix as a shot is shown of Goldberg still holding his ankle is shown.)