Post by Morbid Angel on May 1, 2005 1:24:32 GMT
The scene opens to Morbid Angel walking through the closing ExWA halls and just happens to pass Needles office. Morbid looks in and is nearly hit in the face with a plastic plant! Morbid Angel steps back to see Needles holding the plant.
Morbid Angel-“ Needles...packing already?”<br>
Needles-“ Yeah, the ExWA office building is going to be turned into a Sperm Bank.”<br>
Morbid-“ That’s too bad...Hold on..did you say Sperm Bank? That’s fucked up! We could not sell it to someone else? shit..”<br>
Needles-“ well I am in kind of a hurry......”<br>
Morbid-“Hold up! Is that or is that not Dave Masters fake plant!?”<br>
Needles tries to stuff the plant behind him to hide the evidence.
Needles-“ I have no idea what your talking about! This was a gift from the Queen of Morbidonia!”<br>
Morbid-“THERE IS NO QUEEN OF MORBIDONIA!”<br>
Needles-“ well don’t yell at me..its not my fault you can’t get a woman.”<br>
Morbid’s eyes get wide as he steps more into the office and up to Needles who holds the plant between him and the Satanic Lord Morbid! Morbid quickly grabs the plant and quickly walks out of the room! Needles scrambles to the door way and throws the first thing he grabs at Morbid Angel...sadly enough..it was only a rubber eraser... The eraser hits Morbid Angel in the back..Morbid Stops dead in his tracks and turns around with the plant in hand... Needles peeks around the corner at Morbid
Needles-“ I didn’t mean to...sssooorrryyyyy”<br>
Morbid throws the plant back and charges! Needles slams the door shut and locks it behind him!
Morbid-“OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!!!”<br>
Needles-“ Kiss my Ass”<br>
Morbid-“ Oh bitch you did not just tell me to kiss your ass!”<br>
Needles-“ Sorry, it slipped”<br>
Morbid-“ Get out here and take it like a man!”<br>
Needles-“ No! So go away”<br>
Morbid-“ then I will wait! You have to come out some time!”<br>
Needles-“ Fine.. And to let you know, I have a refrigerator full of stuff!”<br>
Morbid-“ Oh yeah like what!”<br>
Needles-“ Like uhh..likeeeeee.....food, so shut up!
Moments pass
Needles-“ Still there?”<br>
Morbid-“Damn right!”<br>
Needles-“ Why?”<br>
Morbid-“ Because I have an ass to kick!”<br>
Moments pass
Needles-“ How about now?”<br>
Morbid-“ Yep”<br>
Needles-“OK”<br>
Dave Masters walks down the hall and sees Morbid Angel sitting outside Needles office
Dave Masters-“ What are you doing?”<br>
Morbid-“ having a party..want to join?”<br>
Needles-“ He’s trying to hurt me!”<br>
Morbid-“Shut up bitch! Your ass is mine!”<br>
Dave Masters-“ Leave Needles alone Jake, go pack up your changing room and head over the new JWA building”<br>
Morbid-“Nay!”<br>
Dave Masters shakes his head and walks away
Needles-“ Still there?”<br>
Morbid-“Goddamn Right!”<br>
Needles-“ Now?”<br>
Morbid-“ Arr...”<br>
Needles-“ I can take that as a yes...would you like a soda?”<br>
Scene fades out
Morbid Angel-“ Needles...packing already?”<br>
Needles-“ Yeah, the ExWA office building is going to be turned into a Sperm Bank.”<br>
Morbid-“ That’s too bad...Hold on..did you say Sperm Bank? That’s fucked up! We could not sell it to someone else? shit..”<br>
Needles-“ well I am in kind of a hurry......”<br>
Morbid-“Hold up! Is that or is that not Dave Masters fake plant!?”<br>
Needles tries to stuff the plant behind him to hide the evidence.
Needles-“ I have no idea what your talking about! This was a gift from the Queen of Morbidonia!”<br>
Morbid-“THERE IS NO QUEEN OF MORBIDONIA!”<br>
Needles-“ well don’t yell at me..its not my fault you can’t get a woman.”<br>
Morbid’s eyes get wide as he steps more into the office and up to Needles who holds the plant between him and the Satanic Lord Morbid! Morbid quickly grabs the plant and quickly walks out of the room! Needles scrambles to the door way and throws the first thing he grabs at Morbid Angel...sadly enough..it was only a rubber eraser... The eraser hits Morbid Angel in the back..Morbid Stops dead in his tracks and turns around with the plant in hand... Needles peeks around the corner at Morbid
Needles-“ I didn’t mean to...sssooorrryyyyy”<br>
Morbid throws the plant back and charges! Needles slams the door shut and locks it behind him!
Morbid-“OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR!!!”<br>
Needles-“ Kiss my Ass”<br>
Morbid-“ Oh bitch you did not just tell me to kiss your ass!”<br>
Needles-“ Sorry, it slipped”<br>
Morbid-“ Get out here and take it like a man!”<br>
Needles-“ No! So go away”<br>
Morbid-“ then I will wait! You have to come out some time!”<br>
Needles-“ Fine.. And to let you know, I have a refrigerator full of stuff!”<br>
Morbid-“ Oh yeah like what!”<br>
Needles-“ Like uhh..likeeeeee.....food, so shut up!
Moments pass
Needles-“ Still there?”<br>
Morbid-“Damn right!”<br>
Needles-“ Why?”<br>
Morbid-“ Because I have an ass to kick!”<br>
Moments pass
Needles-“ How about now?”<br>
Morbid-“ Yep”<br>
Needles-“OK”<br>
Dave Masters walks down the hall and sees Morbid Angel sitting outside Needles office
Dave Masters-“ What are you doing?”<br>
Morbid-“ having a party..want to join?”<br>
Needles-“ He’s trying to hurt me!”<br>
Morbid-“Shut up bitch! Your ass is mine!”<br>
Dave Masters-“ Leave Needles alone Jake, go pack up your changing room and head over the new JWA building”<br>
Morbid-“Nay!”<br>
Dave Masters shakes his head and walks away
Needles-“ Still there?”<br>
Morbid-“Goddamn Right!”<br>
Needles-“ Now?”<br>
Morbid-“ Arr...”<br>
Needles-“ I can take that as a yes...would you like a soda?”<br>
Scene fades out