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Post by The Invincible on Feb 18, 2005 3:00:32 GMT
Answer to Morbid's...
Through the floor
I don't know, it's just a guess.
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Post by Morbid Angel on Feb 18, 2005 3:08:28 GMT
Alright. I said take the "F" out of FREE and the "F" out of WAY. problem is there is no "F" in way...and that’s the answer...everyone say it out loud ...now the joke is that most would say “there’s no fuckin way a chicken with no wings or feet can cross the free way””....put where I come from most would say “there’s no f’in way”. Do we all understand the joke now? Hehe....
And TI you are so wrong. hehe
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Post by flash on Feb 18, 2005 3:25:36 GMT
you ues the water gun on the walls so that the weken and the table is for you to smach through the wall and the miror is for you to deflect the water on to the wall
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Post by The Invincible on Feb 18, 2005 3:25:51 GMT
Morbid, you evil prick, lol
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Post by Method Cobra on Feb 18, 2005 3:28:04 GMT
damn that question confuse me im confuse but i think flash did it
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Feb 18, 2005 3:32:02 GMT
I still don't get the chicken.
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Feb 18, 2005 3:40:08 GMT
But what about the F in Chicken?
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Post by Method Cobra on Feb 18, 2005 3:41:03 GMT
Alright. I said take the "F" out of FREE and the "F" out of WAY. problem is there is no "F" in way...and that’s the answer...everyone say it out loud ...now the joke is that most would say “there’s no fuckin way a chicken with no wings or feet can cross the free way””....put where I come from most would say “there’s no f’in way”. Do we all understand the joke now? Hehe.... And TI you are so wrong. hehe here the answer my idol
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Feb 18, 2005 3:54:17 GMT
That explains the F in way. But what the hell happened to the F in Chicken.
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Post by Shane Powers on Feb 18, 2005 17:35:47 GMT
OK i'll give the answer...its funny when you say it not type it. There is no "F" In Way....get it no F'in way.. he.he.he...anyway Yet another one.. you are stuck in a room that is 8 feet wide and 9 feet long with an 11 foot ceiling. it has no windows and no doors. the walls are made of cement and are exactly 5 feet thick. all you have in the room is a Table, a Mirror, and a water gun. How do you escape? Ladies and Gentlemen..Good Luck! You'll need it Well, you probably don't.lol. The mirror is useless in the (I'm assuming) pitch black. So you could smash it, use the glass to slit your wrists, lie down and bleed/suffocate to death. Maybe use the water in the water gun to ease the blood flow. So your spirit ascapes to hell because you commited suicide. your body can rot into the wet wood.
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Post by Morbid Angel on Feb 19, 2005 3:05:02 GMT
you know Shane if I were stuck in a situation like that..I probably would do that to get away.. but as a riddle. The answer is interesting.
You take the mirror..look in it and see what you saw...take the saw and cut the table in half making two pieces...put it together and make a hole...crawl through it!
I might have another one later.
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Post by Morbid Angel on Feb 20, 2005 4:59:02 GMT
I can't think of any more riddles to write...I do how ever have some horrible jokes I can tell...example.
How Many jew's can you fit in a car
What do black's and apples have in common
How many whites does it take to screw in a lightbulb
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Post by The Source on Feb 21, 2005 9:04:39 GMT
NEEDLES ! FOR FUCK SAKE YOU PIECE OF QUASIMODO shit !
There is no "F" i.e the 6th FUKIN LETTER OF THE MORDERN ALPHABET IN CHICKEN !
AS for the second one I can only assume we are talking like 11ft with height not as in area. And u also sed cement not concrete ? None of this make sense !
As for the chicken that is fuking stupid.
Er split the table in half put the halfs together to half make a whole climb through the hole. I win !!!!!!!!1
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Post by G-Dawg on Feb 21, 2005 12:49:24 GMT
hey morbid...i know what blacks and apples have in common. by the way if anyone here is black or likes black people....stop reading right now.
they both look good hanging from trees ;D
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Post by Morbid Angel on Feb 22, 2005 3:15:58 GMT
You know Source...suck a cock.... OK now that we got that out of the way...name the difference between concrete and cement? Both harden and turn into ROCK! fuck face..look...it is not that hard of a joke...and if you can't get it then well...you need to read and re read until your goddamn eyes bleed! and as for the Chicken one...that one rocks! bitch do the joke to someone....SAY it not type it...and see how much better it is! So as for fucking stupid..you can shove it..because Morbid never said nuttin stupid! hehe!!
G-Dawg you are 100% correct.....Now how many Jew's can you fit into a car? we will say a Dodge Shadow for style....
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