Post by "The Great One" Triple D on Feb 15, 2005 21:43:39 GMT
Triple D is shown in his private dressing room lacing up his boots and getting ready for his match. Some one knocks on his door.
Triple D- Come in unless you’re morbid.
Triple D new faction members, Tony Lee and Randy Orton come in.
Triple D- Hey guys, long time, no hear.
Tony- How’s it going, you ready for your big match.
Triple D- yea I’m ready as ever. I’m up next. Hey you guys got my back tonight because I don’t know where the hell Austin is. So I need you guys on the watch. Let’s not forget whom I’m dealing with. We’re taking Morbid Angel the most Sadistic man In the ExWA. The king of pathetic little Terd Farts in Bizzaro land. You know I don’t think Morbid understand that if he wants to be a success in our match tonight, he’s going to have to bleed, sweat and maybe even Die. Tonight one of us is going to end up in a close casket Funeral. And if Morbid doesn’t like what I have to say, he can
fly his un-wanted candyass back to the depths of hell where he belongs, because quite frankly he’s about as welcome as a malignant tuma or better yet a Best of Polo DVD.
You see guys tonight I’m going to welcome Morbid to MY sadistic world, the real world. Take a good look! Take a look at the blades, hooks, screwdrivers and chains hanging from these walls. Because if Morbid gets out of hand tonight I want you guys to be prepared to use any of these at all means to keep under-control. Triple D is going to win this match and as a team we can make that happen. I need the World title and as long as I hold the World title the Federation stays in control.
At this point, there's not much more I think I need to say, I’ve already established that Morbid will be in for the beating of his life. But hey Morbid, could still beg the GM to cancel our match, and fly his ass back to the hospital. Hell he’s going to end up there after our match anyway. lol. (Group laughs)
So well guys, it looks like I've made enough of an impression to score myself a win in this match. Not only a win, but also a win against a very tough opponent. Now it may not be the win of my choice, I'd much rather have a win for the World title through a contest of athletic ability. Which at times Morbid lacks. Now, Morbid may have some extra pounds on me, but don't he think that, due to my small size, I've spent a decent amount of time being thrown around? I've developed a great pain threshold, and I can do hardcore as well as anyone else.
Tonight I’m going to show Morbid that I don't need Austin around to kick his ass for me. No help needed. I just want you guys ready in case Morbid gets out of control and looses his mind. I have to give it to Shane Powers; I really do appreciate this opportunity of this great match and feud. And also, a big thanks to Morbid for reading himself for a good fight. Tonight I'll prove myself to not only, Morbid but to the rest of the locker room that Triple D is the real deal. Now I hope Morbid don't let the thanks go to his head, because he’s going to need all the free space in there to try to remember the match after I beat his head in with an assortment of foreign objects. And me being from the USA, those foreign objects could very well be my foot straight up his you know the rest.
Funny isn't it? The destructive power of ignorance, Morbid think he’s impenetrable, impossible to invade and beat. Well The great one will show him a thing or too.
(Triple D picks up an apple and bust it open)
Let this busted core represent Morbid ego, like a sledgehammer to the skull; Tonight I'll bust the toughest of ego's, Morbid Angel. Now, I'm not completely discounting Morbid; Far from it. But seriously, It's not an honor to fight him, he’s not a well-earned Champion in the ExWA and he doesn't deserve to be. See, Morbid is just like most; a sad little loser only in it for the money and the fame, he whines and bitches about being in hardcore matches that entertain fans across the world. When it fact the great one Triple D is know for being thee most electrifying man in E-fed role-playing entertainment. Either Morbid a psycho from the start, or an actor with a wrestling contract trying to play a part! This week there are wrestlers back here busting their Asses to get on the card, and he strolls right in. Because of ME Triple D wanting a big match!! I sympathize with each and everyone one of them. Now They have to sit back and watch Morbid make a mockery of ExWA being a cocky, arrogant, Jackass!!
Triple D has won many matches, and several titles and that’s why I'm here. To prove myself to the world, in the big league. And what better way to do this than destroying a world champion wants to be like Morbid? I'm not saying he’s not a good entertainer, and his hospital story and attics are very entertaining. I'm not saying it doesn’t take talent to beat him, what I am saying is that I am going to beat you. Now that sledgehammer on the wall can do alot of things, you could build a house, wreck a house, pummel a apple, but that’s the last thing I want you guys to use it for. If Morbid tries to kill me tonight I you guys to take that sledgehammer hand use its ability to crush his bones, make him bleed, tonight I will destroy his will to win, his drive. Tonight Triple D and Federation put an end to Morbid Angel.
Unlike Morbid, Triple D is in it for the challenge, and the pride. And if I have to be broken and bloodied this week in the ring, fine by me. Even if I lose, I plan to put up one hell of a fight, and in doing so, plan on putting on one hell of a match. I'd give my body and blood to entertain the fans, and I plan on doing that on tonight. Tonight Morbid better bring a tissue because his face is going to mess up with Blood and Tears. I’m going to absolutely break him down.
Seriously though, wait till our match tonight, and Morbid will see what more-decay is like. And he thinks he’s hardcore Fine, I'll just have to be witty and find 10 ways to end his career. That, or break 10 bones, or use 10 devastating weapons on his lifeless corpse. Look around me, I'm at one with useless crap, I could find anything here to bring to the match, I may be small, and not based in hardcore skill, but I am clever, and sure as hell resourceful. Tonight Morbid meats his Worse nightmare. Tonight Morbid will say “I-QUIT”<br>
If You smell what the Great One is Cookin!!!!!!!
Triple D leaves the room and heads toward the stage for his match.
o.c.c- ok that's it I'm done. The match will determine the rest for Triple D.
Triple D- Come in unless you’re morbid.
Triple D new faction members, Tony Lee and Randy Orton come in.
Triple D- Hey guys, long time, no hear.
Tony- How’s it going, you ready for your big match.
Triple D- yea I’m ready as ever. I’m up next. Hey you guys got my back tonight because I don’t know where the hell Austin is. So I need you guys on the watch. Let’s not forget whom I’m dealing with. We’re taking Morbid Angel the most Sadistic man In the ExWA. The king of pathetic little Terd Farts in Bizzaro land. You know I don’t think Morbid understand that if he wants to be a success in our match tonight, he’s going to have to bleed, sweat and maybe even Die. Tonight one of us is going to end up in a close casket Funeral. And if Morbid doesn’t like what I have to say, he can
fly his un-wanted candyass back to the depths of hell where he belongs, because quite frankly he’s about as welcome as a malignant tuma or better yet a Best of Polo DVD.
You see guys tonight I’m going to welcome Morbid to MY sadistic world, the real world. Take a good look! Take a look at the blades, hooks, screwdrivers and chains hanging from these walls. Because if Morbid gets out of hand tonight I want you guys to be prepared to use any of these at all means to keep under-control. Triple D is going to win this match and as a team we can make that happen. I need the World title and as long as I hold the World title the Federation stays in control.
At this point, there's not much more I think I need to say, I’ve already established that Morbid will be in for the beating of his life. But hey Morbid, could still beg the GM to cancel our match, and fly his ass back to the hospital. Hell he’s going to end up there after our match anyway. lol. (Group laughs)
So well guys, it looks like I've made enough of an impression to score myself a win in this match. Not only a win, but also a win against a very tough opponent. Now it may not be the win of my choice, I'd much rather have a win for the World title through a contest of athletic ability. Which at times Morbid lacks. Now, Morbid may have some extra pounds on me, but don't he think that, due to my small size, I've spent a decent amount of time being thrown around? I've developed a great pain threshold, and I can do hardcore as well as anyone else.
Tonight I’m going to show Morbid that I don't need Austin around to kick his ass for me. No help needed. I just want you guys ready in case Morbid gets out of control and looses his mind. I have to give it to Shane Powers; I really do appreciate this opportunity of this great match and feud. And also, a big thanks to Morbid for reading himself for a good fight. Tonight I'll prove myself to not only, Morbid but to the rest of the locker room that Triple D is the real deal. Now I hope Morbid don't let the thanks go to his head, because he’s going to need all the free space in there to try to remember the match after I beat his head in with an assortment of foreign objects. And me being from the USA, those foreign objects could very well be my foot straight up his you know the rest.
Funny isn't it? The destructive power of ignorance, Morbid think he’s impenetrable, impossible to invade and beat. Well The great one will show him a thing or too.
(Triple D picks up an apple and bust it open)
Let this busted core represent Morbid ego, like a sledgehammer to the skull; Tonight I'll bust the toughest of ego's, Morbid Angel. Now, I'm not completely discounting Morbid; Far from it. But seriously, It's not an honor to fight him, he’s not a well-earned Champion in the ExWA and he doesn't deserve to be. See, Morbid is just like most; a sad little loser only in it for the money and the fame, he whines and bitches about being in hardcore matches that entertain fans across the world. When it fact the great one Triple D is know for being thee most electrifying man in E-fed role-playing entertainment. Either Morbid a psycho from the start, or an actor with a wrestling contract trying to play a part! This week there are wrestlers back here busting their Asses to get on the card, and he strolls right in. Because of ME Triple D wanting a big match!! I sympathize with each and everyone one of them. Now They have to sit back and watch Morbid make a mockery of ExWA being a cocky, arrogant, Jackass!!
Triple D has won many matches, and several titles and that’s why I'm here. To prove myself to the world, in the big league. And what better way to do this than destroying a world champion wants to be like Morbid? I'm not saying he’s not a good entertainer, and his hospital story and attics are very entertaining. I'm not saying it doesn’t take talent to beat him, what I am saying is that I am going to beat you. Now that sledgehammer on the wall can do alot of things, you could build a house, wreck a house, pummel a apple, but that’s the last thing I want you guys to use it for. If Morbid tries to kill me tonight I you guys to take that sledgehammer hand use its ability to crush his bones, make him bleed, tonight I will destroy his will to win, his drive. Tonight Triple D and Federation put an end to Morbid Angel.
Unlike Morbid, Triple D is in it for the challenge, and the pride. And if I have to be broken and bloodied this week in the ring, fine by me. Even if I lose, I plan to put up one hell of a fight, and in doing so, plan on putting on one hell of a match. I'd give my body and blood to entertain the fans, and I plan on doing that on tonight. Tonight Morbid better bring a tissue because his face is going to mess up with Blood and Tears. I’m going to absolutely break him down.
Seriously though, wait till our match tonight, and Morbid will see what more-decay is like. And he thinks he’s hardcore Fine, I'll just have to be witty and find 10 ways to end his career. That, or break 10 bones, or use 10 devastating weapons on his lifeless corpse. Look around me, I'm at one with useless crap, I could find anything here to bring to the match, I may be small, and not based in hardcore skill, but I am clever, and sure as hell resourceful. Tonight Morbid meats his Worse nightmare. Tonight Morbid will say “I-QUIT”<br>
If You smell what the Great One is Cookin!!!!!!!
Triple D leaves the room and heads toward the stage for his match.
o.c.c- ok that's it I'm done. The match will determine the rest for Triple D.