Morbid Angel
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And you Thought Satan Was Bad!!!
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Post by Morbid Angel on May 7, 2005 19:17:51 GMT
Last night I was at a goodbye party for a good friend who decided to move back home. He had a few Nightwish videos on his Laptop (he is truly a computer Genius/geek...he owns 3 Laptops, and 6 desk tops..why? I have no idea)
We watched a concert of Nightwish and I must say..it SUCKED! It pains me to say such a thing about the same band that I enjoy to listen to. I would highly recommend that no one here EVER goes to see them live.
I can respect a lot of things in music. I can deal with the occasional bull shit that happens in Dark/Death/Black Metal...one thing that I cannot tolerate is AIR GUITAR! When Tarja attempted to play the mysterious invisible instrument. Even though King Diamond while playing live in Denmark did the same mistake on his Inverted Cross microphone...I had to look away from my Idol and attempt to forget that he even tried to do such a thing.
What is the big deal about Air Guitar you may ask? Well for those who do only lead vocals they may get carried away with the music and it can cause many things...It possibly make them more aggressive, violent, stupid so on and so forth... I know that 95% of you have once played Air Guitar, Air Drums or what ever you enjoy most! I recommend that you learn how to play something other wise I will talk down upon your Air Instruments!
Thank You and that will be all for now!
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 7, 2005 23:02:50 GMT
Pling pling plang pling pow pow...Oh, excuse me Morbid, I didn't see you standing there. Hey look Morbid; I got you this beautiful Stratocaster air guitar. See, it's even got gold keys and fretts. She plays real nice Morbid but you know the drill. Only play with her when no one else is around so they don't get jealous. Don't mention it Morbid, have fun.
Your Pal Needles
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G-Dawg
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Post by G-Dawg on May 8, 2005 13:33:10 GMT
well uh needles, hade to ruin it for you but my Gibson Les Air could totally kill your shitty strat air.
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Reaper
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Fear is an illusion of the mind.
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Post by Reaper on May 9, 2005 15:04:15 GMT
geez you guys are getting random...and pah...I only air guitar when my guitar is out of reach...anyway I prefer the classics, the guitar I currently posess is older than me woohoo!
*Worships Guitar*
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Morbid Angel
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And you Thought Satan Was Bad!!!
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Post by Morbid Angel on May 10, 2005 0:56:23 GMT
(Jake the Morbid)- Well The Guitar I play is....
(Jakub the inner Jake)- Jake you don't play guitar!
(Jake the Morbid)- damnit your right!..does anyone play the violin?
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 10, 2005 1:25:33 GMT
Skeeerrreeeccchherrrraaanggg plang! Yep, my air violin is all tuned up and ready for the show. Let's make some noise boys...and a 1, and a 2, and a 1 2 3 4.
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Post by Shane Powers on May 10, 2005 16:17:58 GMT
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Post by Method Cobra on May 10, 2005 17:25:21 GMT
lol shane
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 10, 2005 21:41:07 GMT
OOC Hey Shane, teach me something please. A couple posts up you said this;
Needles, you old coot. We all know dancing in the rain is your thing.
Show me the html configuration that turned "dancing in the rain" blue and linked it to the page URL. The linkage is what I'm looking for. Hope that made sense. Gracious in advance.
Stu
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 10, 2005 21:48:10 GMT
Stupid Narrator! I'm preparing for a major Air Concert Rumble against some of those action zone characters and my stupid narrator is jabbering with one of the enemy side managers about computer language crud. I've just about had it with him. I'm going to start writng my own stuff if he doesn't stop conspiring with the enemy. Stupid Narrator!
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Post by Shane Powers on May 11, 2005 10:12:34 GMT
Ahhh..here's some brain candy for you Mr narrator, you're welcome of course. [*url=ENTER URL HERE] ENTER TEXT (TO APPEAR IN BLUE) HERE[/url*] So for instance: [*url=http://www.wwe.com] WWE [/url*] Minus the stars, et voila: WWE #nosmileys#nosmileys#nosmileys |
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Post by Harry "The Allstar" Figg on May 11, 2005 10:32:03 GMT
Air drums here, and if I'm listening to Def Lepard, I put my left arm inside my shirt to look like I have only one arm...I've been known to play air bass, but I actauly play drums & bass...But needles...they say he's the best at skin flute...
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 11, 2005 16:12:07 GMT
Stupid Narrator! Wants to learn computer, wants a nicer car, wants to date the bartender gal at the Paradise Lounge, oh yea, and then there’s this e-business pipe dream of his. Might as well make a business out of playing the lottery Stupid Narrator fool. Try The E-Lottery Advantage. That should keep him busy for a while. Now where was I? Oh yea, my good Pal Figg Man, of his own imagination. Who are these mysterious “they” that cram your insights with delusions of my skin flute playing prowess? Apparently I have some better friends than I was aware of. It must be tough to play the drums and bass while leading the horn section. It is an asset for any group to have a versatile drummer. I am sure when playing an off beat piece we can count on you to keep the beat off. On with the show my Lame COM padres. Hey, that would be a good name for our little group here. Frozen Moments by the Lame COM padres.
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