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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 11, 2005 7:02:28 GMT
Fuck this shit! JWA/EWA bites. I'm here, I'm now, and I'm fucking taking over BITCH. This fucking organization aint big enough for hopefully someday wanna-be's. I hereby and now call bull pucky on them all. Welcome one and all to the new Snitch Wrestling Federation...SWF, because whats ours is fucking ours. Did you just see that period because that was period. Screw the apologize. Many of you may have wondered what the Snitch behind Needles was all about, well, I just thought it sounded good at first but new light has come to avail. PROPERTY THEFT right in front of your nose comes to mind. I herby challenge managements stupidity of Al Power dreams to Needles Snitcherdly ways entire board theft that we the wrestlers may control who controls who craps in who's jungle. THIS IS MY SOAPBOX now and I prevail to make known my conclusions of interest to keep this federation alive. Screw the rest. We are the best. I vote we change the name today from weak to brash because we have the balls, thereby authority to do so. Can I have a Randy on that?
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Post by Shane Powers on May 11, 2005 9:51:44 GMT
Fuck this shit! JWA/EWA bites. I'm here, I'm now, and I'm fucking taking over BITCH. This fucking organization aint big enough for hopefully someday wanna-be's. I hereby and now call bull pucky on them all. Welcome one and all to the new Snitch Wrestling Federation...SWF, because whats ours is fucking ours. Did you just see that period because that was period. Screw the apologize. Many of you may have wondered what the Snitch behind Needles was all about, well, I just thought it sounded good at first but new light has come to avail. PROPERTY THEFT right in front of your nose comes to mind. I herby challenge managements stupidity of Al Power dreams to Needles Snitcherdly ways entire board theft that we the wrestlers may control who controls who craps in who's jungle. THIS IS MY SOAPBOX now and I prevail to make known my conclusions of interest to keep this federation alive. Screw the rest. We are the best. I vote we change the name today from weak to brash because we have the balls, thereby authority to do so. Can I have a Randy on that? Jakub Morbid! Of all the people's accounts to hack. That's it, you just lost 100 posts from your competition. I hope Stuart doesnt sue for libel. Unbe-ruddy-lievable. |
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 11, 2005 16:45:29 GMT
OOC I don't think it was Morbid, Mr. Powers. Needles has been taking on a life of his own. He's even begun to start writing his own stuff and getting more bossy all the time. Yea, he use to be cute, dancing in the rain and all but every now and then he's been jumping out of character. He's got this crazy notion that he could do a better job in the real world than me. I keep telling him, that's not possible but sometimes he doesn't listen. Ow, ow, damnit Needles, let go of my leg. I'll get back to you later on this Shane.
Stu
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 12, 2005 0:08:59 GMT
Aha! Here you are. Snitching on me behind my back. I wouldn't have believed that you would actually stoop this low Stu if I hadn't heard it with my own cyber ears. You're a hack Stu. I could out write you any day of the week. As for you Shane Powers, you call your self a manager. You're just a power mongering demagogue strutting your imputance with flatulant thread control. Delete a hundred of my posts will you. You can delete me if you want but remeber this my old Pal; I'm already on cyberspace and I'll be floating around watching you. Don't be surprised if one day you wake up to find your ass deleted.
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 12, 2005 0:17:15 GMT
OOC That's it Needles, I'm giving you the reboot. Sorry about all the confusion Shane. It'll take a couple hours to wipe my hard drive clean and get back up and running. That should have Needles back up to his old likable self. Once again I'm sorry if anyone was offended by Needles outgrowing his limits.
Stu
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 12, 2005 0:25:35 GMT
Easy Stu old buddy, I was only foolin about. You understand buddy old Pal. You don't have to worry about me any more. I'll be good I promis. Ok, is it a deal old freind?...No, no dont push that button Stu. Curses to you Stu! If you push that button I'll hunt you down and your children down and your children's children...and...noooo ssssrrrsjjjkK..
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Morbid Angel
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Post by Morbid Angel on May 12, 2005 0:57:33 GMT
How do you figure that I have been hacking?! How the fuck can I do that? I don’t know dick about computers to begin with!
I WOULD NOT Hack Needles the Snitch for one if I was able to! Stu has been a friend and I would not do that!
Two! If I have some fucking thing to say to ANYONE! I would say it through me! Not Needles, not Corpse, not even fucking Shane Powers!
Three! Don’t you think I would hack someone more worth it? Shane you have full power over the ExWA...why wouldn’t I hack you? Why not? Why Needles?
Don’t fuck with me, don’t point fingers at me, leave me the fuck alone and let me get to my 666!
Don’t Fuck With This,
Jake Morbid
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Post by Shane Powers on May 12, 2005 11:22:26 GMT
Mr Narrator, I think Needles made a switch to Jake's system in that last post. Although there were F words, that wasnt his usual f*cking self.
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 12, 2005 19:34:53 GMT
Whew, boy I’ve been asleep for a long time. I’d better check the ExWA arena and find out what’s been going on. Checking, checking, reading, checking, reloading memory banks, checking, checking and fssssyt, up to date.
Oh my god! There’s a Rat in the system!
Good call Shane, I have checked our systems and found that at some point in time, Needles…me… was shut down to instantaneously charge up an Evil Needles that’s been terrorizing the artificial world of ExWA.
I know that doesn’t make a lot of sense because as we all know, we are real and live in the real world but somehow something happened that caused the real world to digitize into this artificial matrix.
You see Shane, sometime ago I was involved in a time reality shift that relied on Corpse making one of three path choices. Either choice should have caused a smooth flow to the reality that extended from that choice. As near as I can figure there was a great evil lurking that somehow opened up a forth dimensional possibility. We are now witnessing that shift in which everything as we know it has been digitized into this artificial world. Upon the shift, that evil being, shut down my existence and took over my bios to move around freely as the mild mannered assistant GM Needles. Thank God my Narrator Stu rebooted his computer to reload my original equation.
I’m going to need your help working through this Shane. Evil Needles is still lurking about and as you suspect, I think that he has gotten into Jake Morbid’s hard drive and begun to feel at home in his evil realm. If you can get a secret message to Morbid, have him be sure to remove all of his ammo and disarm his Tommy guns.
Your Pal Needles[/b][/color]
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 12, 2005 23:01:22 GMT
HEHEHEHE.
Very intuitive Needles but you can't stop me, no one can stop me. Don't even think it Shane, I have been listening to everything that's been going on here. Morbid's hard drive is the perfect place of evil that I can begin my quest to infester all of humanity and bring you all to your knees under my evil cyber control. You will all soon bow to your new God...Evil Needles, ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa.
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 13, 2005 0:29:22 GMT
I have taken over that weakling Needles and soon, THE WORLD...hahahahahaha...
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 13, 2005 3:28:15 GMT
Soon, my Weakling Human Fadder, Not even the Dead can Help You!
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Post by Shane Powers on May 13, 2005 17:29:53 GMT
Look here young man, if I've warned you once, i warned you several more times, i have Dave Masters cell number, dont make me call him.
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on May 13, 2005 18:20:09 GMT
Yawn...you feel soooo tired. You'll call Dave alright, but first you'll take a small much needed nap...Sleeeeeep Shane Powers...Sleeeeep and soon you will awake refreshed and revitalized. You will then make your call to Dave and tell him not to worry about anything...everything is hunky dory and running smoothly. Sleeeeep Shane Powers, Sleeeeeeep.
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Reaper
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Fear is an illusion of the mind.
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Post by Reaper on May 15, 2005 14:16:47 GMT
Needles....the evil snitch....sounds promising....
Still....you can't control what never sleeps....
AH!HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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