Golden Title Match

[Dave Masters]

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Method Cobra vs. Ric Flair (c)

[Method Cobra]

OCC: I can say the winner is ric flair cause i got no idea . sorry if i dissapointed all the admin it because i got no idea i can get my chance in the royal rumble of the special show of ddd. for winter,shane and dave it nto because i refuse to rp like pohatu i want but the only problem i lsot my creativity.

sorry for this bad new


hey ric flair you can post now

[ricflair]

*The Xtreme Vision comes to life as flair can be seen holding his Universal Tag team championship and ExWA Golden championship which he will defend against Shadow later this week flair is entering a cinema as he is getting his ticket for the film known as 'How flair conquered all' as Ric gets his ticket the officer stops him*

Officer: Could you please take a step back, please into the corner

Ric: What the... i haven't done anything wrong

Officer: Like i said please go over there

Ric: Ok but i'm only going to prove my innocence

*Flair walks over to the corner of the cinema with the officer right behind him*

Ric: Now what is it about?

*The officer takes a huge breath before speaking*

Officer: wellllll ......... Ric your my favourite star i think your incredible would you please sign my picture of you

Ric: Yeah sure, you got a pen?

Officer: Yeah here you go

*The officer passes the nature boy the pen*

Ric: Thanks, what's your name again?

Officer: oh my names John

Ric: Ok, To john here you go

*Ric passes the signed picture back to John*

John: Thanks Ric goodluck in your golden title defence against Methodcobra and enjoy the film here's your ticket

*John passes the nature boy the ticket as he enters the cinema he heads straight up to the presidental suite and makes himself at home as he sits down there is a knock at the door*

Ric: Come in

*The door slides open as a woman matching a description of torrie wilson from the wwe enters the room*

Ric: Hi what can i do for you

Woman: Oh hi ric i was asked especially by my boss to get anything you want food, drinks, movies anything you want

Ric: Well that's real nice by the way what's your name?

Woman: Maria

Ric: You know i could have sworn you were torrie wilson

*Maria begins to blush as she goes all quiet flair begins to speak*

Ric: Hey there's no need to go all shy, trust me i'm harmless

Maria: so what can i get you?

Ric: Well i wouldn't mind a bit of you haha

*Maria begins to blush*

Ric: but i guess i'll settle for a golden whopper burger and a very fizzy cola

Maria: Is that all?

Ric: For now it is haha

*Ric continues to laugh as Maria leaves the room*

*The film starts to begin as there is another knock at the door*

Ric: Maria you can come in

Voice: Who's Maria

*Out of the darkness emerges Johnny Magnum he walks over to ric as they both shake hands and take a seat to watch the film*

Magnum: So what's up ric?

Ric: oh not much just waiting for this film to start dedicated for me and so i'm told made by steven spillberg

Magnum: Lets hope it's a great one, oh yeah i was wondering what the film is called

Ric: Oh it's called How ric flair conquered all so i guess it'll show our tag team match that you won for us johnny and i would like to thank you on that

Magnum: Hey ric no worries i knew that you were still recovering from the elimination chamber match and i can understand that you must have still been in some pain so don't worry about it

Ric: Well still thanks all the same johhny without your quick thinking in the match we would never have won

Magnum: but Ric remember without your cheating ways on the outside i might not have pulled it off and well ric that's why we are the universal tag team champions for all to see

*Both johnny and flair raise their universal tag team championships above their heads to show to the fans*

Crowd: WE WANT GOLD! WE WANT GOLD! WE WANT GOLD!

Johnny: Well Ric it looks like they want it ric so are you going to give it to the crowd?

Ric: well they are going to get a little bit more than that

*The lights die down for a brief moment as every main screen in the cinema came to light and the lights came back on as flair can be seen wearing a robe saying Death's army on the back*

Ric: So how do you fans like that?

Crowd: WE LOVE IT RIC! WE LOVE IT!

Ric: Damn right you do

Johnny: I guess they should

*Johnny lifts up his arm and tatooed on his arm is a picture of death's army with the gold*

Johnny: Now how do you like that?

Crowd: THAT KICKS ASS! KICK ASS!

Johnny: That's true it does kick ass so ric i think this film is about to start so lets take our seats

Ric: You know johnny i guess your right, ok fans are you ready for a once in a life time oppotunity from the nature boy productions

Crowd: YOUR DAMN RIGHT WE ARE!

Ric: ok that's great can i geat a count down from 5..........
4....................
3....................
2....................
1....................

*The lights go out as the movie starts and johnny and flair take a seat to watch it while the crowd quieten down*

[ricflair]

(Part 2)

*The backing voice for the film begins to talk*

Voice: Presented by Nature boy presentations 'How ric flair conquered all!!'

*The Crowd fall silent as the camera's are turned off*

*After a few hours the guys head to their limo and head back to the Xtreme Zone head quarters and finally get back after a 20 minute drive as they leave the limo johhny gives the driver a tip and then pulls him up by his tie as the driver gives the tip back to johnny and flair*

Flair: Did you see his face haha it was priceless you know johnny if i had a camera on me i would have taken a picture of him and sold it on Ebay or something like that haha

Magnum: That's the problem with drivers they never know if they deserve the tip or not and well he seriously did not cheap little b@stard trying to take our hard earned money it really isn't on so ric what have we got to do in the busy schedule for tonight?

Flair: Wellll firstly i need to talk to the people of Xtreme Zone about their great demon known as Method cobra title match also i have a meeting with shane powers and well after that i have a little surprise for someone

Magnum: What sort of surprise?

Flair: Well you'll see

*Magnum and flair head to the arena entrance by the stage as the PA System livens up and the crowd settle down as 'Always' by Saliva hits and the crowd let out a giant whoooo as they can be seen wearing the untouchables top and the death's army shirt flair and magnum reply with a whooo of their own as the pyro is released all the way up the stage way and ric spins around and starts to strut his stuff magnum begins to flex his muscles to the crowd as he kisses his muscles the crowd here begin to cheer for the two flair then disrobes as the two enter the ring carrying the gold as magnum sets up to chairs as they both stare at the crowd for a minute like they are practically speechless*

Flair: Whoooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Crowd: whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Flair: Good evening all now me and johnny didn't come out here to talk a load of crap we came to talk to you about our nemisis methodcobra and how he has disrespected me and johnny in the past weeks of being in the ExWA and well ever since the elimination chamber i have been getting comments from Cobra on how i am lucky to be champion and how all of the other guys were robbed and well that simply is not true cobra i won the golden title fair and square and if i hit a slight low blow in the process then so be it, since i do what needs to be done to get the victory and if cheating is a way to win then i'll use it afterall i'm not the dirtest player in the game for nothing you know

*Magnum nods his head in agreement*

Flair: Cobra do you actually think a second rate wrestler like yourself even stands a chance against a legend like me? Well perhaps in your little dream world but in reality you will not stand a chance because i won't let you, you see methodcobra i remember you very well from the JWA:EWA days and on how you used to always go after the hardcore belts and well to be honest you are very lucky that the mangement ever included you in this match for the golden championship because if i were in the management department at the time there would have been no way that you would have got the title match and don't go jumping to conclusions on saying that i am scared of you because i'm not the reason is that well i don't want to beat you too badly afterall i would just hate to see you all destroyed and out cold on the mat it would really hurt me inside

*Flair and Magnum begin to chuckle away at flair comments*

Flair: No seriously Cobra i know how badly you want the golden championship but i'm afraid it will not happen because i do not want you as the champion and as long as i am around you never will be in the top spot Never! because this is my wya to prove to you that i am not an old man with no brains but that i maybe old but that i am the wisest champion that you have ever faced and i couldn't care less on how you feel about that because your feelings are important

Magnum: Hell, Methodcobra do you even have feelings?

Flair: That's a good point johnny because Cobra is supposed to be on the darkside no feelings but yet the darkside usually get the job done and well i haven't seen you get the job done yet but i'm hoping that will come all in good time and well if it doesn't i'll remember to come looking for you and i'll remember to hunt you down like the cobra you are.

You maybe a cobra but even a cobra can get hunted by the one at the top of the food chain and at this particular point the one at the top is Ric Flair and i will strike with a vengance and i will leash my poison upon you and when i see that i have finished with you i will leave the left overs to my good friend johnny magnum to inflict the final strike as we leave your remains to rot and to turn to ashes as the dust pulls you into hell. Like the saying goes ASHES to ASHES, DUST to DUST and well that is exactly what will happen to you , you shall be the ashes when the gods burn you as i watch it like some firework display whooooooooooooooooooooo! as i watch i can bet you that in this match that it'll be a bumpy ride but i am not expecting to be walking out of Xtreme Zone the looser now understand that i didn't beat five bloody blood shreading b@stards to loose you a man that believes he really has all the darkness he needs to win and a man that feels he has the energy and determination to be the absolute best there ever was in the sport of professional wrestling of today

*The crowd cheer for flair as he takes the microphone once more*

Flair: Method my will to win is exactly what will get me through this match and adding you to my victims list is just an added bonus in my view and if you want to be all over confident then so be it but i can tell you now that it will not get you the win i guarentee that because as long as i am breathing in and out during that match i will not be pinned and i will not tap out however the consequences in the match for you will take a very different turn as you go from bad to worse as your hand finally hits the mat declaring me still the ExWA Golden Champion and still the very best in the company

[ricflair]

(Part 2 extended)

Flair: Magnum we both know that cobra is going to be a bloody mess now don't we

Magnum: Damn right flair, methodcobra does not stand a chance against the mighty 'Nature Boy' just look at your recent victories for the golden championship and Universal Tag Team championship Cobra needs to realise that he is over his head and that there is no way out for him

Flair: Yeah that's true, cobra you need to realise that there can only be one master power in this company and there is not room for two just remember that i go to any lengths to win a match and winning is my prime source and with that i can succeed to the impossible and believe me i will succeed

Magnum: flair we all know that Methodcobra will be a push over an easy target so i wouldn't even see him as a threat to be honest so do you fans all want to see a huge surprise tonight?

Crowd: YEAHHHHHH!

Flair: well you'll all just have to wait for that one a little later on

*The crowd quieten down since they are a little excited about the surprise*

Flair: Method i do like the way that you go about your matches but i do not like you thinking you can take this company and head it into your direction because that will not happen , well at least not for a very long time you may see yourself as a lethal guy becoming a former hardcore champion back in the jwa on multiple occasions but remember the hardcore championship didn't really count for much since it was being passed between jobbers time and time again and as for being lethal i've seen more lethal flies than you so stop day dreaming cobra and understand that i am way ahead of you in terms of wrestling skills if you don't believe me just take a look at my gold

*Flair raises his golden championship for all of the crowd to see and for methodcobra to see backstage*

Magnum: Cobra you need to shut the fuck up, flair is a mastermind at manipulating people's minds and he will get you aswell when your not expecting it i'm very sure that you will in time become paranoid and unstable as death's army comes for you as the clock ticks even closer to the match your fate of loosing the match also draws closer and when the figure 4 leg lock is locked in remember to smile to camera seven as your hand hits the canvas and understand why your hand hit the canvas go on ric tell him

Flair: Your hand will hit the canvas because i am just that little bit better than you

Magnum: Ric your not just a little bit better your a whole lot better than Methodcobra

Flair: Thanks for pointing that out Magnum i must be going a little soft like magnum said, cobra i am a whole lot better than you and i shall take pleasure in destroying you in the ring or around it

many can say that i am getting senile but being senile is what gets me through the day and the knowing that i will kick your ass makes it even easier and that's what i enjoy the most of just seeing you scream like a little girl in a pink tutu and when you scream i will lock the figure 4 leg lock in even tighter, listen to this the louder you scream the tighter the move gets so method you are going to need to train extremely well not to scream think of all of the mental tests you are going to need to do and how much agony you actually will be in i look forward very much to the match i just hope that you can handle it

Magnum: cobra if you can't handle it just remember who will take your slot at vertigo against the nature boy for the golden title ,ME! and i hope that you feel very badly when that happens because as soon as it does i'll strike you and i'll put you out of action for good just remember the team name of death's army and just remember what happens when you go against us

Flair: You get completely destroyed and your exsistance will be banished from all of the realm for good

*'Always' by saliva hits as Mmagnum and Flair head to the back of the arena as the crowd let out a giant whooooo for the night as the two head to the back and the camera's die down as they go to a commercial break*

*The camera's flair back up as Methodcobra can be seen walking backstage as from behind flair connects with a lowblow and MC drops to the ground as Magnum picks up a 2 by 4 wrapped in barbed wire and smashes it over Methodcobra's face*

Flair: How do you like that? huh turns out that i am allowed an attack a week so here's my attack with johnny on you

*Flair sets up a tabe as magnum military presses MC on the concrete and then throws him into a concrete wall*

Magnum: Still enjoying the trip are we cobra?

Flair: well Method here's my Method for you after this table ride you will not be getting up and it'll result in you having to forefit the match but you know you tried but you failed so i guess you can just give up the title match

Cobra: NEVER!

*Flair is pissed off at the disrespect and piledrives MC through the table to the concrete ground making sure that Methodcobra is busted open and flair begins to tear at the wound and he applies the barbwire for extra effect*

Flair: I told you not to mess with us, you should know by now that Death's army always comes out on top and never failes to amaze anyone and i hope we have got the message over to you

Magnum: Loud and clear you got that!

*Magnum lifts up MC's limp body as flair picks up a sledge hammer and takes it right to Cobra's ribs and the two hear someone shout as they run out of there leaving a defenceless Mmethodcobra on the ground and fighting for his life*

[ricflair]

*Flair and Magnum keep on running until they accidently run into someone as they back off the man starts to shout*

Mystery man: What the hell do you think you are doing

Ric: Woah tough guy calm down, hey magnum that voice sounds really cranky but you know it sounds some what familar yeah i know who it is

Magnum: Who?

Ric: Wait for it....

Magnum: Who? WHO?

Ric: It's got to be Mae Young

Mystery Man: Mae young give me a break, she's more your age flair

*The mystery man turns around and turns out to be none other than Winter Sanderson*

Sanderson: Now what the hell do you think you were doing running into me like that

Flair: Woahhh calm down tough guy

Sanderson: Shut up flair

*Magnum steps forward and puts his fist to sanderson't face*

Sanderson: Get your fist away from my face now OR I'LL HAVE YOU BOTH FIRED!!

Flair: Do what he says Johnny, by the way winter we didn't mean to run into you like that we saw Methodcobra down the hall way and he just flipped out of his skin started trying to attack us and well i'm still not 100% from the chamber and tag team match and well we were running for our safety

Sanderson: Ok i can understand that but do you realise how much this three piece costs?

Flair: Well not as much as mine i guess

Sanderson: You know flair your real smart, but not smart enough your very lucky your on XZ because if you were on AZ i would have your ass stripped of the gold and you would be on a warning because i know what your up to, the both of you

Magnum: What do you mean the two of us?

Sanderson: oh you know what i mean

Flair: Actually sanderson we don't for once you have us clueless

*Flair begins to laugh out loud*

Sanderson: I wouldn't be too cocky flair and what i mean is i know that you beat up Methodcobra becuase i was just informed by security of that so you two can stop chatting the crap

Flair: So what if we pulled the wool over methodcobra's eyes, you have to say it is very easy to do so and very enjoyable at the same time

Magnum: Hey Winter you should have been there the disrespect he showed us was pityful and well lets just say he paid the ultimate price in return for disrespecting us we left him for dead and well why shouldn't we, he takes the piss out of the greatest team in ExWA history and of course he's going to get a beat down plain and simple everyone knows that you do not cross the team of 3T, Johnny Magnum and 'The Nature boy' Ric flair

Sanderson: I don't give a damn who you guys are i might know you flair and 3T very well but Magnum in my eyes you are some egotistical jobber and you will never be more than that

Magnum: Why don't you go back to where you came from? oh wait don't tell me no -one wants you back

*Sanderson starts to look a little angry*

Magnum: Oh i guess it must be true how lonely and sad you must be

Sanderson: Shut it!

Flair: Oh looks like we hit a nerve oh well saderson! hey i like that saderson afterall you are lonely, sad and pathetic all at the same time oh well

*Sanderson gets a grin on his face*

Sanderson: You know you should look behind you

*They both look behind them and see two police men armed and not afraid to use the weapons*

Sanderson's: Take them away

Magnum: We'll get you sanderson

Flair: Sanderson we'll get you when your sleeping and it'll be the last time you ever mess with us

*The police officers drag the two into the police cars and both are sent to seperate stations so they can't take control when at the station the camera's die slowly down*

[ricflair]

*The camera's return in a police station in flair's hometown of Charlotte North Caraliona where Flair can be seen pacing up the cell carrying his championship belts as he begins to get tired he takes a seat and a guy next to him starts to talk to him*

Guy in the next cell: I say i said i say what are you in for?

Flair: Oh i smashed up my opponents face backstage and well left him pretty much for dead

Guy: I say that's terrible, i say terrible

Flair: What are you in for?

Guy: Oh i choped a man's leg off by mistake, i thought it was meat, i say i thought it was meat

Flair: Hey i know you, your that Fred elliot guy from ExWA the ring announcer well it's strange meeting you here

Fred: Well no-one must know that i am here otherwise i'd loose my job

Flair: Hey don't worry i can keep the secret

Fred: God bless you, i say god bless you

Flair: No worries fred, hey you know that meat cleaver that you use in your butchers

Fred: Yeah, that thing is my pride and joy

Flair: Well do you think i could borrrow it please?

Fred: Whatever for?

Flair: Well being serious it seems that i have my own bit of chopping to act upon and that meat goes by the name of Methodcobra

Fred: I see, well i can't see why you can't use it just make sure that any good quality meat comes my way afterall i need to keep piling on the pounds to keep at my prime so how are you feeling about your match with Methodcobra, i say how are you feeling?

Flair: Well i'm feeling pretty confident after the way that me and johhny magnum smashed him up it should be an easy victory to get so it should be over in a couple of seconds so no worries

Fred: Well i guess it's good to be confident other's can smell fear i say smell fear!

Flair: I guess i'll be able to smell it off him when i break every bone in his little body and believe me i am going to enjoy doing it to him

Fred: well i can believe that, afterall i get the same urge when chopping the carkas' of sheep or deer and i can say truefully that it is one of the most enjoyable jobs around since you can take out all of your angry out on the meat and after it you have a great quality piece of meat to serve up to the customers and well they are never disapointed when they come to elliot's butchers i can tell you

Flair: Yeah now that is something we can both agree on and when i enter that arena to defend my gold i am going to enter and i am going to use every move in my arsenal to beat Methodcobra and at the end of it his description of himself will be as mentally unstable as Winter sanderson after a few rounds with mae young and well now that would be entertainment haha

Fred: Just make sure that you lock that figure 4 leg lock in for me and death's army and make sure you make that assclowns legs i say break his legs!

Flair: Oh don't worry Fred i'll do more than that, i'll make sure that as you like to put it loosely the 'assclowns' legs will be so crippled he will have to use a wheel chair the rest of his life and he will be so unconfident that he will never leave his house and that he will spend eternity on his own and forgotten about, such a sad sad world

Fred: I couldn't have said it better myself, i say i couldn't have said it better myself

Flair: That's why i like you Fred me and you like the same things and like to do the same things to other people if that eans smashing their brains then so be it and if we need to rip their mouths open so be it we know how to be gruesome and that's the best part of it and that's why were Xtreme and why i am the golden champion and universal tag team champion and that's why i am the 1st ever double champion of Xtreme Zone and that is why i am the icon of this company you can forget Vegito, Virus and even Triple d

Fred: i can't argue there i guess you are that damn good

Flair: Damn true

*Suddenly a police officer comes to the cell*

Officer: Turns out your free to go

Flair: about time

*Flair walks out of the cell and looks into the next cell*

Flair: See you Fred

*Flair looks into amazement but there is nobody in the next cell*

Officer: Who the hell are you talking to?

Flair: Never mind

*Flair signs the release form and leaves the police station with the thought of who was the guy in the next cell was it Fred or was it just a thought perhaps a dream with that thought gone the camera's start to die down as the show comes to an end*

[ricflair]

*I would like to thank Methodcobra for a very tough match also i would like to thank winter sanderson for letting me involve him and thankyou to him also for letting me use my attack on MC here i hope you have enjoyed the rp and that it was at least entertaining*