Match 2 of Best of 5 Series

[Dave Masters]

The Invincible vs. Dragon Master
The Invincible leads 1-0

Deadline: Feb. 20th 6 PM Est, 11 PM UK
Show Up: Feb. 22nd at some point

Only they can rp here. Fail to listen and you'll be punished.

[The Invincible]

(This Xtreme Zone house show is taking place at the Cow Palace in San Francisco, California. Many of the people in attendance are wearing belt replicas and some are even wearing their old Mastercool t-shirts from JWA:EWA. The crowd is unusually excited tonight, knowing that Randy Orton has finally left Xtreme Zone and that there will be an Unlimited Brutality match between ‘The Iron Man’ Reaper and Twizted Tequila Thomas. Many have also enjoyed the latest Deathmatch Championship defense as Assistant General Manager, Needles ‘the Snitch’ defended against former WWE superstar, Justin Credible in a No Holds Barred match. All hyped up from this HaRdCoRe entertainment, the people are looking for even more entertainment to satisfy their entertainment cravings. Many of the people in attendance have decided to go and use the restroom during the last commercial break. Upon their arrival back, many of the people notice Xtreme Vision beginning to change its color from a light gray to black. They make a mad dash back to their seats, anticipating the antidote for their entertainment craving. All of a sudden, the Xtreme Vision screen goes to a shot of a body of water. The water’s peace and tranquility send a calm sensation over the Xtreme Zone crowd, letting them know that the show will not get slowed down and yet, leaving them with a little bit of mystery. The camera pans in the northwest direction of the screen to reveal that this particular body of water is right next to the Golden Gate Bridge. It’s golden body glistens in the beautiful San Fransisco sunset. The San Francisco fans let out a small pop for the bridge as the camera now pans downward to a couple sitting on a hill, looking at the bridge. A good portion of the people get excited, already knowing who these two are. The camera zooms in on the couple. It soon reveals that the identities of the two are the ‘HaRdCoRe Patriot’ The Invincible and his girlfriend, Jessica. An overpowering response comes from the Xtreme Zone fans. Many get out their miniature American flags and start to wave them gallantly. Others begin to cheer, whistle, and start the infamous chant…)

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

(The camera man waits for the crowd to quiet to hit the audio. When they do so, the camera man listens in on the conversation.)

TI: I don’t get it Jessica. You seem kind of nervous today.

Jessica: Nah, not really. I’m just thinking about what people are starting to say about your second match against Dragon Master on the next Xtreme Zone.

TI: Well, I don’t know why someone would even say something like that. Besides, we both know…

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT THEY SAY!!!

Jessica: Yeah, I know. But still… they bring up some pretty good points on the topic.

TI: Like what?

Jessica: Well, like you still haven’t faced the guy even once. How do you still believe that you are going to take him to school?

TI: Well Jessica, that’s still easily explained. Even though he could grow a set of genitals and show up to face me, he could still face a stupid filler jobber in another one of his other crappy federations. He could barely even come close to beating the guy. Hell, Lizard Master, or whatever the hell his name is, could barely keep up with the guy, and his opponent was as heavy and tall as Andre the Giant. I mean, Andre the Giant was a great wrestler-I mean don’t get me wrong. I mean, Andre was great, God bless his heart and soul, but for Lizard Master’s height and weight, he really should have been moving around that ring like on of the Hardy Boyz. Instead, he got winded just climbing to the top rope. Plus, half of his moves were about as sloppy as some of my moves when I first started wrestling, and that was when I was in Elementary School. Let’s all just face it, Lizard Master’s chances of beating me are about as good as Snoop Dogg working at a Day Care Center for a living.

Jessica: Well, with you on one point. I don’t really get why that guy didn’t even bother to show up for his match. I mean, isn’t that something that you should do automatically?

TI: It is. Hell, if I even did something like that, management would have my ass. But then again, that is because I am a big name player. Lizard Master is just a filler jobber that they found to face me because they know that I have beaten almost every big time player that I have faced.

Jessica: Everybody?

TI: Yeah, like Virus, Tommy Polo, Twizted Tequila Thomas, Shadow, ‘The Outlaw’ Senor Gomez and many other people. I pinned all of them after one of my Freedom Slams. He even knew that that was what I would have done to him during that match. He knew that I would have pinned him in the middle of that ring, one… two… three. He knew that I would have thrown my style at him, and he would not be able to deal with it. You know what, I bet you any money that he heard exactly what I said and got scared. He knew what I said was true. So he cut of his nuts and ran away like a little stupid coward. You see, he was not faithful to the sport. Any noble wrestler would have at least shown up to give it a shot. But all he did was run away like a stupid bitch. He ran to wherever the hell he lives and just sat there. He knew that he was going to lose and he just plain accepted it. Hell, I bet you that he even ordered Vertigo on Pay Per View. He watched Vertigo at his house and saw me get my hand raised. Well guess what, if you show up, you will not have to watch me get my hand get raised on television, you can watch it happen in person, right in front of you.

Jessica: Well, what about that De-Feater Anklelock you are so fond of? Isn’t that going to come into play somewhere in your match?

TI: You know what, I might actually do that. I don’t know, it depends on how big of a hole that he leaves me to lock it on. Then again, it should not be all that hard, especially if he decides to show up this time around. But actually, now that I think about it, that may have been a good idea. I mean, if I would have just locked the De-Feater on him, he would have tapped out instantly, no question about it. The De-Feater is a powerful move. Many superstars have tapped out to it. People like ‘The Game’ Brian Stinberg… the Big Show… even Tommy Polo did it… twice! Hell, I have even made ‘The Iron Man’ Reaper pass out to the De-Feater. The last time somebody even did something like that when Brimstone killed him. Then again, passing out is a ways away from buying the farm, but it still feels pretty good. Making someone tap out feels awesome, and I would gladly do it over and over again.

Jessica: Well why do you love doing it so much? I mean, all it is is just a guy slapping his hand on the mat a couple of times. Why does that give you a greater sense of pride than just pinning somebody? I mean, by pinning somebody, you have put them through so much, that they can’t lift any of their shoulders off of the mat. Isn’t that gratifying enough?

TI: Well, pinning somebody is a great feeling, do get me wrong. But making somebody tap out is a lot more than just some wrestler slapping their hand against the mat. It is them admitting to you through those couple of slaps that you are the better man. I mean, just simply beating him to a bloody pulp and pinning him just says that you can fight. To me, those couple of slaps is just like him coming up to me and saying that I am the better man right to my face. It’s basically giving up. If they can just simply tell me, either through tapping out, straight to my face, or whatever, that I am a better wrestler than them, than I can take that. When somebody taps out to you, that is it. You have won, end of story. If you can make someone tap, they are worse than you. Tapping one of those things that that is a quick book end. But then again, this is only the second of a best of five series match. I might as well make him tap out for my third win. That way, he can not come back to even hang with me in a bout, because he knows that he will lose, end of story.

Jessica: Well, you record is still below five hundred. Many people are concerned about you coming into this match with a record like you have got. What about that?

*TO BE CONTINUED*

[The Invincible]

TI: Jessica, who in the red, white and blue hell do you listen to that says this bull crap? Everybody knows that I was close in every single one of my losses. Hell, I was tied with Vegito for the last person eliminated in the Tag Team Battle Royal on the first Xtreme Zone. Plus, in that match, I helped eliminate The Tiger. I mean, I think that that accounts for something. Plus, I even remember making the then Golden Champion, Ric Flair, scream in horrible pain from my De-Feater Anklelock. I was in that ring with the best of the best that ExWA has to offer. People in that match were former world champions in JWA:EWA and ExWA. People like Vegito, Ric Flair and even Virus were in there. And to boot, I outlasted each and every person in that match except Vegito, who I tied with and Johnny ‘Mental’ Magnum, who emerged victorious. But then again, Magnum is a great fighter. I can sincerely say that I have no shame in losing to him. And what’s more, I still do not remember what happened between me and Chronic for the International Championship on Action Zone. And what is even more unfortunate is the fact that my VCR wasn’t working that day so I could not tape my match. All I know is that I came really close in that match. Plus, I can also say, without regret, that it doesn’t bother me that I lost to Chronic. Chronic is a great competitor. In some areas, he even helped me reach the level of success that I have attained to this today. Those two losses DO NOT bother me what so ever, because I do not have a reason as to why they should bother me at all.

Jessica: Well, I still don’t get why you still think that this kid is a jobber. Even though it is just paper, his resume is still quite extensive.

TI: Well, I do not know what his resume consists of, but it is probably something like, “I took a ten minute shit in the White House” or “I am one of the top twenty-five people who sweat the most to the oldies.” His is just a bunch of shit titles in shit federations. But look at my resume. I am a former Undisputed Action Zone Champion. I am the best JWA:EWA World Television Champion in that championship’s history. I have even main evented the biggest Pay Per View in JWA:EWA, No Mercy, and I won it too. I am a man of many accomplishments. Hell, if you want me to list them all, I could go all day. Plus, I think that he is on some type of list besides the one I just mentioned. But still, I do not care if he is on the top five best wrestlers of all time list, he still will not be number one. And do you know why? Because the number one wrestler of all time, sure as hell, would have never pulled a no show. Not in his life. Not if he was paid to retire by the time his next birthday came. A real wrestler would fight it out, not for the money, but for the passion. That’s what wrestling is all about… passion. And Lizard Master most certainly DOES NOT have the kind of passion that I have.

Jessica: Well, what about your history of Flag Matches. I mean, even though this is a Capture The Flag match, it will probably give you the edge as far as experience goes.

TI: Well, in my first Flag Match, I remember losing to a guy named, “The Red Crush.” But then again, Red Crush was not exactly a filler jobber himself. But then again, I also remember pinning his ass in a match just before No Mercy back in JWA:EWA. Hell, I remember both of those matches that I had with Red Crush. Those were matches that took me to the limit. They were awesome. None the less, I did lose the first of my two flag matches in a close duel. But I also recall winning my second match against The American Patriot, who turned out to be Tony Lee and it had his mask and my hair on the line. I remember that match as well. I remember doing extremely well in that match. In fact, I recall emerging victorious. To me, it was a somewhat close match, but I do not regret doing anything in that match. But then again, I still shaved my head afterwards just for the heck of it. But still, as far as I know, Lizard Master doesn’t have experience in a Flag Match. And if he has any, he has had very little at all. Lizard Master stands no chance what so ever.

Jessica: Well after listening to what you have had to say, I believe that there is a very good chance that you are going to emerge victorious come Xtreme Zone. But anyways, what time is it?

(TI reaches into his pocket. After about three seconds of digging, he pulls out a silver pocket watch with an American Flag and an eagle on it. He presses a button at the head of the watch and flips the cover to the watch open. He reads the clock and responds to Jessica’s question.)

TI: Almost Twenty-One Hundred Hours.

Jessica: Well, we better get going. Actually, before we go, why did we come here anyway?

TI: Well that’s easy. What color is the bridge?

Jessica: That’s the easiest question you asked all night… Gold!

TI: That’s Right. And after I emerge victorious come Xtreme Zone, everybody should break out the brooms, because I am going to sweep this series. Then, my waist will be just about as gold as that bridge.

(The couple stand up and walk towards TI’s red, white, and blue Ford Mustang. They open up the doors to the car and step inside the vehicle. TI starts the car up and turns the car around so it is facing a secluded road. TI puts the car in drive and drives off into the darkness. The camera man keeps his shot until the vehicle drives out of the sight of the camera. When it does so, the camera waits about one second before cutting back to the arena. The people are ecstatic after just hearing the HaRdCoRe Patriot’s philosophy on his upcoming match. Many begin to cheer whistle, and continue to wave their miniature American Flags. The camera again cuts to the announcer’s table, where Teddy Speaks and Irvin Fury are having an intense discussion about what TI has just said. The camera man listens in on their conversation.)

Teddy Speaks: Well Fury, it looks as if The Invincible has the edge coming into Xtreme Zone.

Irvin Fury: Well Speaks, I must disagree. I mean, TI makes a bunch of really good points, I think that this Lizard Master guy has a chance.

Teddy Speaks: Yeah, but you have to remember Fury, TI has taken on the best of the best here in ExWA. Dragon Master has not even had one match since joining here in ExWA. TI has the ExWA experience, height, weight and since Dragon Master is a well hated heel, he has the crowd behind him as well.

Irvin Fury: Well, ExWA is crazy. Any match can go either way. There is usually always a fifty-fifty chance of it going to either competitor.

Teddy Speaks: The key word in there was usually.

Irvin Fury: Oh suck it Speaks!

Teddy Speaks: I would rather not. Anyway, we have got the ExWA Universal Tag Team Championships on the line as the Universal Tag Team Champions, ‘The Outlaw’ Senor Gomez and Draven take on the tandem of Nature, ‘The Midnight Hunter’ Panther and ‘The Lightning’ Pohatu… Stick around!

(Teddy Speaks leaves the announcer’s table, apparently to get a soda or something of that sort. However, Irvin Fury stays back and opens up an issue of ExWA magazine to an article about the Needles Idol of the Week contest. The screen fades to a commercial for “A Day in the Life of a Timmy Meekster… Twelve Year Old Wrestler” as a shot of Irvin Fury reading the article is shown.)

OOC: Yeah, I know it isn’t my best roleplay, but it was what I could drill out in the amount of time that I had. I hope that you all liked it.

#nosmileys