Senor Gomez vs. G-Dawg

[Dave Masters]

Only they can rp here.

Deadline: 2/28 6 PM Est, 11 PM UK

Fail to listen results in punishment.

[G-Dawg]

The scene opens up and the camera pans over an empty arena with the exception of one man sitting in the crowd. The camera goes to zoom in but his hat is covering his face. He has on a 76ers Chris Webber jersey and the matching hat. The man is shortly after revealed to be G-Dawg, since he has the Eurocontinental Title around his waist. He looks up at the camera, the hat still covering his eyes and he smiles. He looks at the ring and he gets up from his seat. He goes down the steps and jumps over the barrier and into the ring. He gets into the ring and stands in the center. He looks all around the arena from the ring, turning in a complete circle, then he sits in the corner of the turnbuckle, with his head propped up on the second buckle. He sits there for awhile then takes the title off of his waist and lays it in front of his feet. He looks up at the lights coming down into the ring and after awhile he rubs his eyes and looks straight at the camera once more.

Well seeing those lights on my back in the center of the ring makes me realize how Gomez will feel after our match on Xtreme Zone. Except with him there will be hundreds of thousands of depressed fans boo'ing him since he lost. Gomez, you're a great competitor, I'll give you that. But you simple aren't good enough to go toe to toe with me. You and Draven lost to Nature last week, yet you're still in this thing. You shouldnt be in this anymore, you dont deserve it. Gomez, like I said you are a great competitor. Hell you're a hardcore legend, you say it yourself. But hardcore background doesnt come into play in our little match Gomez. This is all about wrestling ability. Not what you can do when you have a weapon in your hands, hell Meekster could be a champ if he could get a weapon in his hands every match. But he doesn't, and neither do you. So when your promo airs, and you talk about how you are a hardcore legend and you're gonna come out with the win. Think again. I'm one of the greatest wrestlers that has ever stepped foot in a ring. So Gomez, whether you like it or not I'm gonna walk out of Xtreme Zone even closer to that Golden Title than I was before. Gomez, I dont know if your little mexican buddies actually think you stand a chance in this thing against me..but every body else knows I'll beat you. Even your ''fans'' know I'll beat you. Thats just sad Gomez..straight up sad. Gomez, you recently lost to Pohatu and his little friend White Tiger. Then in JWA you lost to Tiger and Pohatu..seems to be some sort of habit doesnt it. And if I recall correctly..I beat Pohatu awhile ago and Tiger..well he's Tiger. Gomez, you need to open up your eyes. If you think anyone in this company..other than Meekster and Jigsaw and Stinberg are gonna be push overs then you are dead wrong. Half of these people here deserve titles but just dont have the ability to hold them like I do and all of the other champs do. Everyone here is championship material, but they haven't proven themselves. In JWA I beat two-thirds of the Three Shades Of Sin and I beat Orton. That was only on Extreme Zone. In Action Zone I beat all of the N.W.O, The Outsiders, T.I and The Reaper. Gomez, I know you were in the NWO right before I left it and moved on to bigger and better things on Xtreme Zone. But thats not the point. When I was there they were the best of the best. And I beat each and every one of them fair and square. And yes Gomez you have quite a career behind you as well..I'm aware of that, so dont go off and give me your entire life story on your promo cause I dont wanna hear it to be honest with you. I'm not worried about beating you on Xtreme Zone, I'm worried about how bad you will be hurt after Xtreme Zone and whos ass will I get to kick in the next round of this tournament. Hell maybe it will be your little friend Draven. Gomez, you need to learn to work the mic a little bit....spice things up for the people some. Cause when I see you cutting a promo it makes me a little *yawns* sleepy. So Gomez when you decide to show me something that won't put me to sleep...I'll listen to you. When you actually make me work my ass of in that ring..then I'll respect you. Until then you're simply just another loser to me. Doesn't matter what you've done in the past, if you cant do anything more in the present then you have no future. And trust me..talkin' a little bit of shit wont leave you with much of a future if you face me and talk like you did to Pohatu to me. That won't happen. Pohatu listens when people talk shit to him, he grins and bears it..not me. You talk shit then I will beat the hell out of you. Just ask anyone who has tried it. They all know, and if you do it then you'll know to. So Gomez..watch you mouth. Thats all I have to say.

G-Dawg gets up and looks around the empty arena. He sees some people coming in setting up some stuff for Xtreme Zone. He sees that most of them are mexican and he smiles as he puts his title over his shoulder. He walks up to them slowly and they dont notice him. They go about with their work and he is sitting there behind him. After awhile he screams "HEY" and they all almost jump out of their skin. He smiles as they turn around and look at him. One of him looks him up and down and the others just glare at him. The one who was staring at him starts to smile and shake his head up and down.

Mexican worker: Ay vato you face Senor Gomez on Xtreme Zone right.

G-Dawg: Sorry I dont speak spanish so all I heard saw Gomez on Xtreme Zone and YES I will kick his ass on Xtreme Zone.

Mexican Worker: No way ese Gomez is gonna kill you. That guy is freakin crazy. He knows some of them mexican techniques we had to use back home when we was...

G-Dawg: Ya know what I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that and let you dirty little mexicans get back to doin' your work cause I know thats what they pay you do to. And I know you wanna stretch it out so you dont have to earn that quarter you get every hour but I wont let you do that. I ought to call the Texas police and let em know I found those ass whipes that came over the border in that porto-potty that they could never find.

[G-Dawg]

The mexicans look mad but G-Dawg looks as if he could care less. He walks off and is seen shaking his head from side to side and he mutters something under his breath. He walks off and he goes into his lockerroom. He lays his title on the arm of the couch and he begins to watch a little bit of tv. After awhile he gets up and goes over to his tv. There is a dvd laying there and when the camera zooms in it shows that its Napoleon Dynamite. He puts it in and the scene fades out.

When the scene comes back it is seen near the end and he turns it off as he does so he says out loud "Too many damn mexicans in that thing". He pulls it out of the dvd player and puts it back in its case. He looks around the room as if he is trying to find something to do. He turns on the tv to the news and they're doing a story on immigration. G-Dawg shakes his from side to side once more then he turns it off.

G-Dawg: God all I see on tv now is mexicans. Its total bull shit. They need to get off tv and go back to doing what they do best, construction. Damn people wonder why there are no mexicans in the olympics..cause all the ones who can run, swim, and jump have already come to America. Jeeze you think some of em would go back home but NOOOOO they've got to take over our country cause we aren't poor. I think I might just roll a quarter down the border to get some of em back over there. Well don't worry people..after Xtreme Zone there will be one less mexican on tv, Senor Gomez won't been seen around here for a long time. Gomez will be in a hospital for a loong time. Then after that he wont be able to wrestle for awhile and hopefully I'll send him back to Mexico with a little bribe. And if he goes then hell maybe all of em will. If not then I'll have to beat up on Senor a little bit more. Cause trust me..he won't wanna face me again after Xtreme Zone. I'm gonna knock the living shit out of him, send him to Mexico...I mean hell and back. He won't know what hit him when I F-Bomb his ass straight to the canvas then pick up the win and get even one step closer to that Golden Title. So Gomez, I hope you've been training your ass off. Because ass good as you are..I will always be better. Why, well for one reason I'm not Mexican. But the real reason..I'm better than you Gomez. Whether you like it or not you're gonna have to put up with it. I'm sure you have all of your life. Gomez you can try your best, but it won't be good enough. It never will be. Because I'm simply one of the greatest there is. I'll borrow your buddy Reapers saying. I'm the best there was, best there is, and the best there ever will be. Thats a simple fact Gomez. You can take it or you can leave it. But you won't be moving on to get that Golden Title. I won't stand for a Mexican holding our companies title. That will be the downfall of the ExWA. I will not let that happen. I will be the next Golden Champion. I will win that title and make people proud to say they were a part of this company. Make them be proud to say I wrestled in the era of G-Dawg. He kicked my ass once. Hell mayb you'll be able to do that as well Gomez. When you're sitting on your ass, broke as hell back in Mexico and talking to your children and telling them how it felt to step into the ring with greatness. You got to step into the ring with the legendary G-Dawg and get your ass F-Bombed. Won't that be a story to tell your kids. I'm sure you'll be proud of it to. I know they'll be. To bad we will never come down to Mexico so they won't get to see the legendary G-Dawg in person. Gomez, I wish I could say that I am proud that I get to face you. But I'm not. Its degrading to be in the ring with you. And as much as I'm going to love being able to say that I'm moving on in the tournament..I'm going to have to say I actually had to step into the ring with Gomez. Its a damn shame that you have to think that you will actually win this thing. Its going to be fun seeing your face when I pin you 1...2...3. When I sit there and you see that I get to move on and you dont. When you see me as the Golden Champion and you know if you could have beaten me that would be you there..that will just piss you off. And I will love every single minute of it. Some may call me racist for saying this, well I say they can kiss my ass. Gomez you aren't worthy to step into the ring with me and that is a fact. I am going to whip your ass and everybody knows it. Including you. You know when you saw that card you jumped. You were in shock that you had to face the greatest wrestler in this company. After coming off of a loss to Pohatu and White Tiger now you have to lose to G-Dawg. Its a damn shame isn't it Gomez. Damn shame. But Gomez..its time for me to go now. I've got money to spend, places to be, and people to see. So Gomez..best of luck at Xtreme Zone.....because you'll be needing it. You don't have the skills to beat me and I'll show you just that on Xtreme Zone. Well as you Mexicans say...adios amigos.

if anyone thought this was offensive...sorry

[gomez]

Cameras are rolling backstage in the ExWA arena. They scan around the grey corridor and then focus in on a door labelled…. ‘Office of Dave Masters’. Suddenly from behind the camera Gomez walks on to the scene. *Crowd Pop* He begins to hammer on the door.

Gomez:
Masters I want a word with you…

But Gomez receives no reply, and so he continues to knock vigorously on the door in frustration.

Gomez:
I know you’re in there Masters….. Open this Damn Door!

Gomez grabs the handle and begins to tug at it whilst hammering the door continuously, much to his frustration it’s locked. Then Suddenly Gomez stops.

Gomez:
Fine will do this your way then….

Gomez walks off the screen and the corridor falls silent for a few moments. Then suddenly a roar is heard and from out of nowhere Gomez charges back onto the scene and runs straight into Masters’ office door, ripping it off it’s hinges and flattening it with a shoulder barge . *Crowd Explode.*

The camera’s move into the office as Gomez climbs to his feet and dusts himself down. He walks slowly through the debris of the door and a pot plant which has been strewn across the floor, making a beeline towards Masters who is at his desk with a look of shock upon his face, which by this time has turned pale.

Masters:
Now…. Don’t do anything stupi….

Gomez interrupts him before he finishes, and barks sharply at him.

Gomez:
Shut it, I don’t want any of your crap…. I want the nWo and I want them tonight …. *crowd cheer* I don’t care how many of them I have to face, I’ll face the whole damn lot of them at once. Those bastards crossed me and they will learn to regret it… *Gomez slams his fist down on Masters desk.* So sign me in a match with the nWo now…

Masters looks at Gomez and frowns.

Masters:
I’m afraid I can’t do that…..

Gomez interrupts again.

Gomez:
What in the hell do you mean you can’t do it? You are the damn co-owner of this company aren’t you?

Masters:
Yes.

Gomez:
Then sign the damn match *Gomez grabs Master’s collar.* or do I have to persuade you further to give me the match I desire.

Masters looks uncomfortable.

Masters:
You can’t intimidate me…. Besides I can’t sign the match because both you and the now are already booked in match on tonight’s Xtreme Zone. In fact your match is for a chance to gain a spot in the number one contender tournament with Reaper and Method Cobra.

Gomez releases masters from his grip.

Gomez:
Hmm this is very interesting development…. *Gomez begins to laugh under his breath.* yes this could work indeed…..

Gomez walks out of Masters’ office and around the corner, leaving Masters with a look of confusion on his face.

Masters:
*muttering to himself* I wonder want he means by that?

Masters shrugs and then to his surprise Gomez leans back round the door frame.

Gomez:
*Sarcastic tone.* Oh yeah I forgot to say, you might want to purchase a new door…. I don’t know if you noticed but this one appears to be slightly damaged.

*Crowd burst out into laughter and cheering.*

Cameras cut back to the arena and pan around the ExWA fans who are cheering and on there feet displaying signs for their favourite superstars. The cameras then swing round and eventually focus in on the announce team.

Fury:
I can’t believe the nerve of Gomez, bursting in on Masters like that, damn cheek.

Speaks:
Well I guess his anger got the best of him.

Fury:
Nothing but petty vandalism, it’s his own fault he lost.

Speaks:
How do you figure that?

Fury:
Because it’s always Gomez’s fault.

Speaks:
Umm no I think you’ll find that Draven was the man who was pinned and therefore lost the tag team titles and besides if it hadn’t have been for the nWo interfering we might not even have new tag team champions.

Fury:
The nWo did us all a favour Gomez shouldn’t hold a damn belt, he’s no wrestler.

Speaks:
What exactly do you have against Gomez?

Fury:
He mocked my friend Dawe on his pastimes, and to be honest I don’t like what he said about what I do…. I mean what he does.

Speaks:
Oh no, not another one of you sick bastards….. it all falls into place now, the cat suits, the holiday with Dawe to “Camp David”, the time you went to look for a “cottage” in the country…… good god man you’re a mincer aren’t you…

Fury:
So what if I am….. which I’m not….

Speaks:
Pffttt why don’t you just admit it, they build roundabouts straighter than you…

Fury:
Oh so now you’re going to make fun of me? Well if that’s the way it is I’m off I have better things to be doing…

Fury rips off his headset and throws it down then storms off.

Speaks:
Yeah, well that’s so professional of you Fury…..

Shortly after Fury’s departure, the lights in the arena dim down and the fans rise to their feet in anticipation.

The lights then begin to strobe and flash through shades of red, green and blue. Ace Of Spades blasts out over the arena PA system. Senor Gomez steps out onto the ramp way and the crowd explode into cheering, as the husky voice of Lemmy Kilmister echoes across the arena. Gomez strides down the ramp looking left and right at the masses of fans and as he does so he taps his fist on his chest then raises his arm into the air saluting the fans. He carries on down to ringside and marches up the ring steps and climbs onto the apron; he then mounts the turnbuckle and again raises his arm high into the air as a gesture of respect to the fans and salutes them. Gomez stops there for a moment absorbing the energy in the atmosphere before hopping down off the turnbuckle and stepping through the ring ropes. He paces up and down the ring and stretches a little on the ropes and shakes his fists, then walks over to Fred Elliot and retrieves a microphone.

[gomez]

Gomez raises the microphone to his mouth and begins to speak.

Gomez:
Well… well… well… here we are in the Xtreme Zone arena … right here in Tampa Florida…. *Cheap Pop.* *Gomez smiles and nods.* So I don’t know if you people know but I just made a visit to Dave Masters…. And I tried to get a match with the nWo…. *Crowd Pop* But he denied it… *Crowd Boo.* Yeah, yeah I know …. I know I wanted to see me whip their asses too…. *Crowd Pop.* But that isn’t going to happen tonight…. *Crowd Boo.* At least not officially anyway…. But Reaper, Troy, Cobra….. you better watch yourselves because if you get in my face or you step out of line…. Well let’s just say I’m a man with a short fuse….
But enough about the novice Wimp organisation…. *Crowd laugh.*.
Because their time will come, all in due course.
For now I must focus on the match at hand me vs…. um who was it…..
Something about an animal…. A cat was it or maybe it was a goldfish… oh yeah I got it now…. It was Dog….. G-Dawg.
Well it seems I have to face this Vanilla Ice wannabe in a match… for a chance at the Golden title…. Well ‘Dawg’ it’s nothing personal…. But I’m afraid I’m going to have to beat you from pillar to post …. Not because I don’t like you but simply because you my friend…. Oh wait I think you prefer the term 'homie'…. You my ‘homie’ are nothing more than an obstacle to me… just another person who is trying to stall the inevitable… because you see ‘Dawg’ the title is going to be mine and there is nothing you or anybody else can do about it… and if you don’t like it well…. Then try and stop me…. However I can assure you that you will never stop me, no one will stop me… not even Masters himself…. Only people I answer too are the sixteen thousand people in this arena…. *Gomez points around at the fans as they cheer.* And the millions watching at home…. These people are the ones who make this business…. and it is these people who I will fight for, bleed for, and die for. *Huge Crowd Pop.* See G-Dawg you may come out here and talk smack about the ‘ghetto’ and how you are ‘down with the hood’ but that don’t impress me…. You may even be an acclaimed wrestler…. But that doesn’t impress me…. The question is not whether you wrestle…. The question is, do you live to wrestle…. This business is the reason I get up every day with a smile… it is my life it is my passion… can you say the same thing? Well can you? If not then just leave right now… save yourself the effort of getting your ass handed to you… because you see G-Dawg I may not be able to talk as much trash as you… but hell what I do say is damn true and I can back it up one hundred percent….

*Gomez looks around at the crowd.*

Gomez:
But I guess if you people want me to talk trash I can improvise…

*Gomez holds the microphone up to the crowd for a response.*

Crowd:
YYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!!

Gomez:
Well alrighty then….. you see the thing is G-Dawg you are nothing but a white guy trying to be black…. You think you’re untouchable you think you’re the tough man…. Well you know what I did some research and turns out I uncovered the true G-Dawg….. you are no ‘brother in da hood’ ... roll the footage.

*Gomez point toward the Xtreme Vision and it crackles into life…. The screen turns from dull grey to black and then white as a video begins to air.*

www.sonymusic.com/artists/Offspring/video/TheOffspring_PrettyFlyVidFull_300.asx

www.offspringcounty.it/Discografia/Video/SCreens/pretty.JPG

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*The fans begin to laugh hysterically when they realise it is pretty fly for a white guy by The Offspring.*

Gomez:
See, there’s ‘Dawg’ he’s got his bling on… and all…. In fact I wrote a little ‘Rap’ about it.

*Gomez pauses for a moment and cricks his neck.*

Well here goes….

G-Dawg is a thug, spittin’ rhymes out his ass…<br>But I see through this punk, clearer than glass…<br>He aint no toughman, he aint no threat…<br>G-Dawg, me kicking your ass is a sure fire bet…<br>I aint scared of you…. Even if you are from ‘Da hood’…
Because as a wrestler you suck, You just aint good…<br>Your ability is shoddy, your skills are fleeting…<br>Come Xtreme Zone you’ll receive a public beating…<br>Maybe you don’t like that…. Maybe you disagree…<br>Well only way out is to turn coat and flee…<br>For that belt is mine ‘Dawg’, I’ll raise it high…<br>That’s a fact you and these people cannot deny…<br>You want some respect ‘Dawg’, well here’s the bird. *Gomez flips off the entryway.*
That’s all I got to say about it….. motherfuckin’ ... word!/b]

*Gomez lowers the microphone as the crowd cheer, he pause for a moment then raises it to his mouth again.*

Gomez:
Meh that is just not me is it… bottom line is this G-Dawg I will beat you because you see…. Not only do I advance in the tournament but I get to get my hands on one of those snivelling weasels that make up the novice Wimp organisation….. *Crowd Pop.* And that is an added incentive for me to defeat you… Now G-Dawg don’t get me wrong I know you are by no means an easy opponent after all I have faced you before back in the JWA:EWA…. So I know you are good…. It’s just that I’m better…. I will out wrestle you in that ring and I will advance to the next round and destroy my next obstacle and then I will advance and become the number one contender…. As I said before G-Dawg it’s nothing personal… just remember that when I have you locked in the Crossface and screaming in agony…. Because you will Tap Out! ….. in is futile to dispute the inevitable… just remember these words when you’re screaming G-Dawg…..

Struggle is optional….. pain is inevitable…..

*Crowd & Gomez*

YOU WERE WARNED!


Gomez tosses the microphone to the floor then raises his arm into the air as the fans cheer overwhelmingly. The Ace of Spades plays once again as Gomez exits the ring and head up the ramp to the back.[/center]