Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Feb 7, 2005 11:36:21 GMT
Needles walks out of Shane Powers office carrying a heavy broom and dust pan as the Deathmatch Champion, G-Dawg comes down the hall laughing.
### Dawg ###
Hey Needles, why are you holding that shit, I thought you were the new General Manager. I knew that you were full of sh!t about that GM crap. Needles, I called it a long time ago when you first got here, you're a bald faced liar if there ever was one. Somebody is going to kick your ass into outer space one of these days, and I mean soon.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Oh, Hi Dawg, I was just clearing out some extra space for my files so I could direct the moving crew as to where to put them in the General Managers office. Look Dawg, I am the new General Manager and you shouldn't use that tone of voice with me because I could have you suspended. You could march right in there and ask Shane himself if you had the balls but I gotta tell you that he is not in a good mood today because of Winter leaving him with all this work. The only reason Shane can muddle through it all is because I became the new GM and have taken on all of the hard duties. But if I was just a superstar wrestler I would have the time to show you who is the best.
### Dawg ###
You couldn't hurt a fly Needles, youre just a joke around here and every body knows it but you. Oh, you don't believe me, come on, take a shot wimp. I'll give you a freebie.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Oh, I couldn't do that, I...I am much to busy with administrative work today. But if I wanted to, I could take you out in a flash, but besides I don't want to hurt you.
### Dawg ###
Yeh right Needles, more of your same old lies. You are just a two bit SNITCH. Come on Needles, let's see what you got. I'll tel you what, I will let you hit me and I won't even fight back. Really I mean it, if you don't then I and believe me everyone else will know that you're just a joke and that you aren't even a poor excuse for a wrestler. Everyone will know that the only thing that you are good for is SNITCHING, HaHaHaHaHa. Come on Needles, I promise, I won't even fight back...show me what you got Snitch boy.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Stop calling me a snitch. I have a big corporation here to run or I would teach you a lesson.
### Dawg ###
Look Snitch punk, I promised I won't even fight back.
Needles looks around for some way to get out of the situation then doggedly looks back to G-Dawg tapping his finger on his cheek and taunting "right here". Needles sets the heavy broom aside and steps back to gather as much force as possible. He wheels his fist around and around then brings it mightely into the chin of G-Dawg.
### Dawg ###
Well I'm waiting. Are you going to hit me or just dance around like a common wannabe rodent.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Needles growls as he brings on a flurry of punches to the mid section and works his way completly around G-Dawg. Needles steps back half out of breath.
### Dawg ###
HaHaHaHa, you aint got nothin. I could get hit harder by a common house fly.
G-Dawg turns to walk away laughing. Needles grabs the heavy broom and with all of his strength he brings it down to perfectly clock the Dawg on the back of the unsuspecting head. G-Dawg's eyebrows raise up, his eyes roll back and he shrinks to a lump on the floor. Needles in surprise of what he has done decides to tell management that he was going for Deathmatch Gold and quickly plows into the managers office yelling "get me a referee I have the Dawg pinned", then races back and covers G-Dawg.
### Dawg ###
Hey Needles, why are you holding that shit, I thought you were the new General Manager. I knew that you were full of sh!t about that GM crap. Needles, I called it a long time ago when you first got here, you're a bald faced liar if there ever was one. Somebody is going to kick your ass into outer space one of these days, and I mean soon.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Oh, Hi Dawg, I was just clearing out some extra space for my files so I could direct the moving crew as to where to put them in the General Managers office. Look Dawg, I am the new General Manager and you shouldn't use that tone of voice with me because I could have you suspended. You could march right in there and ask Shane himself if you had the balls but I gotta tell you that he is not in a good mood today because of Winter leaving him with all this work. The only reason Shane can muddle through it all is because I became the new GM and have taken on all of the hard duties. But if I was just a superstar wrestler I would have the time to show you who is the best.
### Dawg ###
You couldn't hurt a fly Needles, youre just a joke around here and every body knows it but you. Oh, you don't believe me, come on, take a shot wimp. I'll give you a freebie.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Oh, I couldn't do that, I...I am much to busy with administrative work today. But if I wanted to, I could take you out in a flash, but besides I don't want to hurt you.
### Dawg ###
Yeh right Needles, more of your same old lies. You are just a two bit SNITCH. Come on Needles, let's see what you got. I'll tel you what, I will let you hit me and I won't even fight back. Really I mean it, if you don't then I and believe me everyone else will know that you're just a joke and that you aren't even a poor excuse for a wrestler. Everyone will know that the only thing that you are good for is SNITCHING, HaHaHaHaHa. Come on Needles, I promise, I won't even fight back...show me what you got Snitch boy.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Stop calling me a snitch. I have a big corporation here to run or I would teach you a lesson.
### Dawg ###
Look Snitch punk, I promised I won't even fight back.
Needles looks around for some way to get out of the situation then doggedly looks back to G-Dawg tapping his finger on his cheek and taunting "right here". Needles sets the heavy broom aside and steps back to gather as much force as possible. He wheels his fist around and around then brings it mightely into the chin of G-Dawg.
### Dawg ###
Well I'm waiting. Are you going to hit me or just dance around like a common wannabe rodent.
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$
Needles growls as he brings on a flurry of punches to the mid section and works his way completly around G-Dawg. Needles steps back half out of breath.
### Dawg ###
HaHaHaHa, you aint got nothin. I could get hit harder by a common house fly.
G-Dawg turns to walk away laughing. Needles grabs the heavy broom and with all of his strength he brings it down to perfectly clock the Dawg on the back of the unsuspecting head. G-Dawg's eyebrows raise up, his eyes roll back and he shrinks to a lump on the floor. Needles in surprise of what he has done decides to tell management that he was going for Deathmatch Gold and quickly plows into the managers office yelling "get me a referee I have the Dawg pinned", then races back and covers G-Dawg.
