Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Mar 3, 2005 2:46:37 GMT
Averted challenge
Needles wanders the halls of the administration building when around the corner jumps out Goldberg.
### Goldberg ###
Weeeeell, if it aint the pip squeek himself. And what’s that you have there Snitchboy? Why it’s the Deathmatch title belt. I’ll be damned, even a true nobody can snag that title now and then.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$
I won it fair and square, you can ask Lieutenant Corporal Jones if you want. What are you doing here Goldberg? Your name is on the inactivity list for deletion.
### Goldberg ###
I haven’t been deleted yet Needles which means I could merely start actively fighting and my name would be taken off that list. Who is this fool Lieutenant Corporal Jones? Must be another idiot that thinks he’s management or something. That’s the problem with ExWA, too many wanna-be managers and not enough real wrestling talent. Ya know Needles I think I will come back, and your Deathmatch Title though meaningless to me is just the right splash I need to make myself heard. So do you want to hand it over, or do you want me to squash you like the bug you are first?
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$
Lance Corporal Jones is a first class military strategist and I’ll have you know Goldberg that I’ve been working out and put on a few pounds of muscle since I’ve been here.
### Goldberg ###
Right Needles, you couldn’t weigh 140 lbs. soaking wet but I am real glad to hear you pretend to have some guts.
Goldberg reaches his big paw out and grabs Needles shirt then slowly lifts him kicking and punching out of reach to make contact. Goldberg see’s a soldier like figure marching down the hall towards them and figures this must be that new Deatmatch referee Jones that Needles was talking about. Crash to the floor goes needles as Goldberg puts a big foot down upon the dazed champion.
### Goldberg ###
Hey Mister, are you Jones, the new Deathmatch title referee?
### Lance Corporal Jones ###
Why yes I am, Lance Corporal Jones at you service.
### Goldberg ###
Well, put a count on this here pip squeek for me so I can get on with more important fools that need a taste of what the ice Goldberg is all about.
Jones recognizes Goldberg’s foot pinning Needles to the floor and jumps down to begin his count 1….2….Needles raises a shoulder just before the final count. Goldberg glares, raises his big foot and stomps down just as Needles rolls out. Slammmm! Goldberg crouches over to nurse his flattened arch as Needles flies down from above driving both heels to the small of Goldberg’s back. Goldberg arches back in agony as Needles lashes a forearm to Goldberg’s neck launching his head back with body following to a heavy thud on the hallway floor. Jones holds Needles back and assures him that Goldberg is out for the count.
### Lance Corporal Jones ###
Ya know Needles, those were some pretty nice moves. Guess what Needles, since you’ve been attacked today, No one can challenge your Deathmath Title for the next 48 hrs. (not)
The two march off down the long corridor Hup 123…Hup 123…
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[/img] [/center]Needles wanders the halls of the administration building when around the corner jumps out Goldberg.
### Goldberg ###
Weeeeell, if it aint the pip squeek himself. And what’s that you have there Snitchboy? Why it’s the Deathmatch title belt. I’ll be damned, even a true nobody can snag that title now and then.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$
I won it fair and square, you can ask Lieutenant Corporal Jones if you want. What are you doing here Goldberg? Your name is on the inactivity list for deletion.
### Goldberg ###
I haven’t been deleted yet Needles which means I could merely start actively fighting and my name would be taken off that list. Who is this fool Lieutenant Corporal Jones? Must be another idiot that thinks he’s management or something. That’s the problem with ExWA, too many wanna-be managers and not enough real wrestling talent. Ya know Needles I think I will come back, and your Deathmatch Title though meaningless to me is just the right splash I need to make myself heard. So do you want to hand it over, or do you want me to squash you like the bug you are first?
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$
Lance Corporal Jones is a first class military strategist and I’ll have you know Goldberg that I’ve been working out and put on a few pounds of muscle since I’ve been here.
### Goldberg ###
Right Needles, you couldn’t weigh 140 lbs. soaking wet but I am real glad to hear you pretend to have some guts.
Goldberg reaches his big paw out and grabs Needles shirt then slowly lifts him kicking and punching out of reach to make contact. Goldberg see’s a soldier like figure marching down the hall towards them and figures this must be that new Deatmatch referee Jones that Needles was talking about. Crash to the floor goes needles as Goldberg puts a big foot down upon the dazed champion.
### Goldberg ###
Hey Mister, are you Jones, the new Deathmatch title referee?
### Lance Corporal Jones ###
Why yes I am, Lance Corporal Jones at you service.
### Goldberg ###
Well, put a count on this here pip squeek for me so I can get on with more important fools that need a taste of what the ice Goldberg is all about.
Jones recognizes Goldberg’s foot pinning Needles to the floor and jumps down to begin his count 1….2….Needles raises a shoulder just before the final count. Goldberg glares, raises his big foot and stomps down just as Needles rolls out. Slammmm! Goldberg crouches over to nurse his flattened arch as Needles flies down from above driving both heels to the small of Goldberg’s back. Goldberg arches back in agony as Needles lashes a forearm to Goldberg’s neck launching his head back with body following to a heavy thud on the hallway floor. Jones holds Needles back and assures him that Goldberg is out for the count.
### Lance Corporal Jones ###
Ya know Needles, those were some pretty nice moves. Guess what Needles, since you’ve been attacked today, No one can challenge your Deathmath Title for the next 48 hrs. (not)
The two march off down the long corridor Hup 123…Hup 123…
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