Post by Shane Powers on Jan 16, 2005 12:35:37 GMT
XTREME ZONE !
Irvin Fury: Welcome to Xtreme Zone, live on Impact TV, I?m Irvin Fury alongside my broadcast colleague Teddy Speaks. And juts under a week ago we crowned three new champions. The new Golden Champion is none other than the Nature Boy Ric Flair, after winning the Elimination Chamber.
Teddy Speaks: And G-Dawg beat TNT last week to become the EuroContinental Champion and of course and our opening match Wicked Jester the first ever ExWA DeathMatch Champion.
Fury: Tonight as well as the DeathMatch title on the line the Tag Team titles will be on the line in a Tag Team Turmoil Match. But coming up now our opening match the DeathMatch Title between Wicked Jester and The Beast.
The following match, is under DeathMatch rules and is for the ExWA DeathMatch Title, when the bell rings the man incharge will be Mr Damien Smith.
?F**K the World? by the Insane Clown Posse, plays around the arena, the lights go out and the clowns appear on the big screen.
Introducing first the champion, weighing in at 220 lbs, he hails from Seattle and is the ExWA Deathmatch Champion, Wicked Jester.
The crowd cheers wildly as Wicked Jester appears from the curtain with Mr Axxee and the title in his hands. He runs down to the ringside, throws over the ring cover and pulls out object and beckons the camera forward:
WJ: Feast your eyes on that load
Jester rolls in the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle, he taunts for a while then throws the championship at Damien Smith, who catches it and then shakes hands with Jester to find he gets jolted by a trick buster.
?Adrenaline? by Gavin Rossdale plays over the speakers the fans rises of there seats and start chanting ?BEAST, BEAST, BEAST? . The Beast appears on the screen and then the words CAN YOU FEEL IT ? Flash on the screen the music pauses then the words THE BEAST IS HERE flash on the screen. The Beast jumps out from behind the curtain.
From parts unknown weighing in at 267 lbs, this is The Beast
Fury: Great ovation for The Beast, and he came so close to winning the title last Sunday night, the collapse of a ladder would come between him and defeat. But tonight, there is no ladder insight.
Speaks: For those of you at home who have never seen a match like this. One pinfall or submission, no count outs, no breaks no nothing. And if you wanna get involved bring a referee
Beast rolls into the ring and looks and Jester. Jester jogs on the spot then outstretches his hand to Beast. Beast shakes hands with Jester and Damien Smith rings the bell
!DING!DING!DING!
Beast raises his hand for a test of strength, Jester connects with one hand and then the other. Beast the stronger grounds Jester to the mat. Jester rolls on to his back and monkey flips the Beast over. Both men get back to their feet, Jester delivers an arm drag then Beast delivers an arm drag both men get back to their feet and get a round of applause for their performance.
Fury: Both men want that title and they are both being extremely careful because at any moment as The Beast knows that a move reversed can cost you that gold.
Beast looks at Jester they both rolls under the rope and lift up the apron cover, they both start chucking weapons into the ring. They both then climb back in and stare at each other. Jester runs towards Beast who ducks, Jester goes over the rope and hangs on. Beast turns a throws a punch. Jester blocks and hangs Beast up on the rope. Jester pulls out the nearest table from the ring and sets it up by the floor, he gets another three tables and sets them up to make a much larger one. He rolls back into the ring and picks up The Beast and delivers a huge uppercut, Beast staggers and Jester whips him towards the side with the table, Beast grabs the ropes Jester turns and goes over again. He hangs on and looks to hang Beast up again. Beast counters and lifts Jester up onto his shoulders he grasps the throat of Jester and lifts him up into a body press and then throws him through the tables.
Speaks: Again, Jester has this thing with tables doesn?t he ? Four tables ! Four tables Fury ! Four Tables !
Beast jumps over the rope and covers Jester. Damien counts:
1............2.............
Jester shoves his shoulder up off the floor, Beast gets up and picks Jester and drags him up the ramp. He brings him up the ramp and scoop slams him. Beast drops three elbows and then reaches down the back of the ramp and pulls out a ladder. The crowd cheers wildly as Beast picks the ladder up and raises it above his head. He drops the ladder on Jester ho rolls over in pain clutching his ribs. Beast stomps into Jester, then picks Jester up and drags him behind the curtain to the back stage area.
Fury: Pinfalls count anywhere and that includes outside.
Jester elbows Beast in the stomach and then rams his head into a wall nearby. Beast collapses against the wall bleeding and groaning in pain. Jester picks up a chair then rams it straight into the face of the Beast. Beast groans in agony and spits out two broken teeth. Jester picks up beast and drags him to the café ¡rea.
Jester knees Beast in the chest and looks at the buffet table for the guest of honour, Silver Jackson from OCW. Jester waves in Beast faces grabs him by the hair and the trunks and launches him across the table sending him through the food and glasses and off the other side. Beast groans in pain and wipes the tomato soup and custard from his already bloody face.
Fury: Shame that pie looked real nice !
Speaks: Yeah now there is none left for Mr Jackson
Jester pulls Beast out from the wrappers and other food items and places him on a table. He turns and climbs the drainpipe up onto the ledge with the plants, he jumps and flips over looking for the Jester Flip, but Beast rolls off and Jester sends himself through the table. Both men are lying in the cafeteria on the floor. Suddenly without warning a referee shows up with Lunatic who jumps on top of Jester and covers.
Speaks: What the hell !
Fury: I don?t believe it that damn little pillock is gonna pin the champ for the title
Referee counts: 1........2...........
Jester shoves his shoulder off the mat. Lunatic looks shocked he dives on top of Beast and hooks the leg. Damien Smith dives on the floor and counts:
1...........2..........
Beast kicks out, Lunatic stands up grabs his head turns and gets smashed in the face by a huge stool thrown by Jester, who cackles and picks up Lunatic and takes him with him. The camera follows as Jester takes Lunatic upstairs into the ExWA offices, he screams all the way holding Lunatic. People inside the cubicles run away as Lunatic comes flying through on of the walls. Jester follows slowly stalking his prey.
WJ: I thought you wanted to play in my carnival BITCH !!!!!!
Speaks: Poor Lunatic, he only wanted to try and beat the champ but I guess he made a mistake
Jester runs jumps onto and off a chair and senton bomb?s the back of Lunatic who rolls over clutching his back. Jester picks him up and sits him on a swivel chair. He spins the chair a couple of times then turns it to face the huge floor to ceiling windows. Jester smiles at the camera, and pushes the chair towards the window, Lunatic wakes up just in time to see himself go through the glass and take a dive.
Fury: Ronald Steamer ! Oh my fucking god !!!!!! Lunatic just took a 4 storey dive from the ExWA office building !!!!!!!
Speaks: Don?t hope for a match next week Lunatic cos by the looks of that drop you ain?t gonna be in action for a long time ! Wow ! What the fuck will Jester NOT do to be the champ ?
Jester dusts of his hands and walks back to the café ¡rea when out of nowhere Beast pounds through the nearest cubicle and hits Jester with a huge pounce.
Damien Smith runs into the room in time to count
1..............2................
Jester shoves his shoulder up, Beast looks spent, he kicks Jester in frustration and bents down to charge in with another Pounce. Jester staggers to his feet and turns, Beast charges at Jester. Jester suddenly comes to his sense and drop toeholds Beast through a computer screen,Beast spasms twice the collapses. Jester pulls him out and covers him
1............2..............3
YOUR WINNER AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EXODDUS WRESTLING ALLIANCE DEATHMATCH CHAMPION !WICKED JESTER
Speaks: Wow what an ending to an incredible match ! Beast may need extensive surgery for his brain, but what a match ! Both men equally deserve that title !
Irvin Fury: Welcome to Xtreme Zone, live on Impact TV, I?m Irvin Fury alongside my broadcast colleague Teddy Speaks. And juts under a week ago we crowned three new champions. The new Golden Champion is none other than the Nature Boy Ric Flair, after winning the Elimination Chamber.
Teddy Speaks: And G-Dawg beat TNT last week to become the EuroContinental Champion and of course and our opening match Wicked Jester the first ever ExWA DeathMatch Champion.
Fury: Tonight as well as the DeathMatch title on the line the Tag Team titles will be on the line in a Tag Team Turmoil Match. But coming up now our opening match the DeathMatch Title between Wicked Jester and The Beast.
The following match, is under DeathMatch rules and is for the ExWA DeathMatch Title, when the bell rings the man incharge will be Mr Damien Smith.
?F**K the World? by the Insane Clown Posse, plays around the arena, the lights go out and the clowns appear on the big screen.
Introducing first the champion, weighing in at 220 lbs, he hails from Seattle and is the ExWA Deathmatch Champion, Wicked Jester.
The crowd cheers wildly as Wicked Jester appears from the curtain with Mr Axxee and the title in his hands. He runs down to the ringside, throws over the ring cover and pulls out object and beckons the camera forward:
WJ: Feast your eyes on that load
Jester rolls in the ring and climbs the top turnbuckle, he taunts for a while then throws the championship at Damien Smith, who catches it and then shakes hands with Jester to find he gets jolted by a trick buster.
?Adrenaline? by Gavin Rossdale plays over the speakers the fans rises of there seats and start chanting ?BEAST, BEAST, BEAST? . The Beast appears on the screen and then the words CAN YOU FEEL IT ? Flash on the screen the music pauses then the words THE BEAST IS HERE flash on the screen. The Beast jumps out from behind the curtain.
From parts unknown weighing in at 267 lbs, this is The Beast
Fury: Great ovation for The Beast, and he came so close to winning the title last Sunday night, the collapse of a ladder would come between him and defeat. But tonight, there is no ladder insight.
Speaks: For those of you at home who have never seen a match like this. One pinfall or submission, no count outs, no breaks no nothing. And if you wanna get involved bring a referee
Beast rolls into the ring and looks and Jester. Jester jogs on the spot then outstretches his hand to Beast. Beast shakes hands with Jester and Damien Smith rings the bell
!DING!DING!DING!
Beast raises his hand for a test of strength, Jester connects with one hand and then the other. Beast the stronger grounds Jester to the mat. Jester rolls on to his back and monkey flips the Beast over. Both men get back to their feet, Jester delivers an arm drag then Beast delivers an arm drag both men get back to their feet and get a round of applause for their performance.
Fury: Both men want that title and they are both being extremely careful because at any moment as The Beast knows that a move reversed can cost you that gold.
Beast looks at Jester they both rolls under the rope and lift up the apron cover, they both start chucking weapons into the ring. They both then climb back in and stare at each other. Jester runs towards Beast who ducks, Jester goes over the rope and hangs on. Beast turns a throws a punch. Jester blocks and hangs Beast up on the rope. Jester pulls out the nearest table from the ring and sets it up by the floor, he gets another three tables and sets them up to make a much larger one. He rolls back into the ring and picks up The Beast and delivers a huge uppercut, Beast staggers and Jester whips him towards the side with the table, Beast grabs the ropes Jester turns and goes over again. He hangs on and looks to hang Beast up again. Beast counters and lifts Jester up onto his shoulders he grasps the throat of Jester and lifts him up into a body press and then throws him through the tables.
Speaks: Again, Jester has this thing with tables doesn?t he ? Four tables ! Four tables Fury ! Four Tables !
Beast jumps over the rope and covers Jester. Damien counts:
1............2.............
Jester shoves his shoulder up off the floor, Beast gets up and picks Jester and drags him up the ramp. He brings him up the ramp and scoop slams him. Beast drops three elbows and then reaches down the back of the ramp and pulls out a ladder. The crowd cheers wildly as Beast picks the ladder up and raises it above his head. He drops the ladder on Jester ho rolls over in pain clutching his ribs. Beast stomps into Jester, then picks Jester up and drags him behind the curtain to the back stage area.
Fury: Pinfalls count anywhere and that includes outside.
Jester elbows Beast in the stomach and then rams his head into a wall nearby. Beast collapses against the wall bleeding and groaning in pain. Jester picks up a chair then rams it straight into the face of the Beast. Beast groans in agony and spits out two broken teeth. Jester picks up beast and drags him to the café ¡rea.
Jester knees Beast in the chest and looks at the buffet table for the guest of honour, Silver Jackson from OCW. Jester waves in Beast faces grabs him by the hair and the trunks and launches him across the table sending him through the food and glasses and off the other side. Beast groans in pain and wipes the tomato soup and custard from his already bloody face.
Fury: Shame that pie looked real nice !
Speaks: Yeah now there is none left for Mr Jackson
Jester pulls Beast out from the wrappers and other food items and places him on a table. He turns and climbs the drainpipe up onto the ledge with the plants, he jumps and flips over looking for the Jester Flip, but Beast rolls off and Jester sends himself through the table. Both men are lying in the cafeteria on the floor. Suddenly without warning a referee shows up with Lunatic who jumps on top of Jester and covers.
Speaks: What the hell !
Fury: I don?t believe it that damn little pillock is gonna pin the champ for the title
Referee counts: 1........2...........
Jester shoves his shoulder off the mat. Lunatic looks shocked he dives on top of Beast and hooks the leg. Damien Smith dives on the floor and counts:
1...........2..........
Beast kicks out, Lunatic stands up grabs his head turns and gets smashed in the face by a huge stool thrown by Jester, who cackles and picks up Lunatic and takes him with him. The camera follows as Jester takes Lunatic upstairs into the ExWA offices, he screams all the way holding Lunatic. People inside the cubicles run away as Lunatic comes flying through on of the walls. Jester follows slowly stalking his prey.
WJ: I thought you wanted to play in my carnival BITCH !!!!!!
Speaks: Poor Lunatic, he only wanted to try and beat the champ but I guess he made a mistake
Jester runs jumps onto and off a chair and senton bomb?s the back of Lunatic who rolls over clutching his back. Jester picks him up and sits him on a swivel chair. He spins the chair a couple of times then turns it to face the huge floor to ceiling windows. Jester smiles at the camera, and pushes the chair towards the window, Lunatic wakes up just in time to see himself go through the glass and take a dive.
Fury: Ronald Steamer ! Oh my fucking god !!!!!! Lunatic just took a 4 storey dive from the ExWA office building !!!!!!!
Speaks: Don?t hope for a match next week Lunatic cos by the looks of that drop you ain?t gonna be in action for a long time ! Wow ! What the fuck will Jester NOT do to be the champ ?
Jester dusts of his hands and walks back to the café ¡rea when out of nowhere Beast pounds through the nearest cubicle and hits Jester with a huge pounce.
Damien Smith runs into the room in time to count
1..............2................
Jester shoves his shoulder up, Beast looks spent, he kicks Jester in frustration and bents down to charge in with another Pounce. Jester staggers to his feet and turns, Beast charges at Jester. Jester suddenly comes to his sense and drop toeholds Beast through a computer screen,Beast spasms twice the collapses. Jester pulls him out and covers him
1............2..............3
YOUR WINNER AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE EXODDUS WRESTLING ALLIANCE DEATHMATCH CHAMPION !WICKED JESTER
Speaks: Wow what an ending to an incredible match ! Beast may need extensive surgery for his brain, but what a match ! Both men equally deserve that title !