Charity House Show RESULTS!! (Intro) Page 1

["The Great One" Triple D]

EWA and Triple D
Presents
“Fight Like a Champion”



Date: 02/2/2005
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Venue: Madison Square Garden
City/State: New York City, NY U.S.A

On-Sale Date: Tickets on sale NOW!!!
Ticket Information: Box Office, All Ticketmaster Outlets, www.ticketmaster.com
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Ticket Prices: $100 ringside w/event chair, $40, $30, $25, $20

This event will feature the Best of 2004 JWA Champions and is sure to be the hardest-hitting action in town!

All proceeds from this event will be donated to the Make A Wish foundation courtesy of the EWA.

Hosted by Triple D

Last event before the Febuary PPV!

See all you favorite Superstars including: Shane Diamond, "The Rattlesnake" Steve Austin Chronic, Senior Gomez, Reaper, Virus, Vengence, Vegito, The Tiger, Shadow, Rick Flair, Abyss, Eugene, Mastema, Disciple, ReneeMarcel, methodcobra, JigSaw, Genocide, G-Dawg, Immune, Pohatu, 3T, Driver, Winter Sanders, Shane Powers and many, many more.

Event Card: EWA Presents "The Most Explosive EWA Live Extravaganza Ever”

Main Event: 2004 Best of Champions Match
"Triple Threat-Triple Cage" Match
Rick Flair vs. Vegito vs. Virus

The 2004 best 24/7 Champion vs. Hardcore Champion
"Weapons of Mass Distruction" Match
Senior Gomez vs. Reaper

2004 Best Extreme Zone Tag Champion vs. Action Zone Champion
"HOLY shit" TLC Match
Chronic and Abyss (JWA Goldberg) vs. Tiger and Pohatu

EWA Open Invitational Battle Royal CANCELLED due to lack of roleplays
"#1 contender for the Golden Championship"
EWA Roster- Featuring Eugene, Mastema, Disciple, ReneeMarcel, methodcobra, JigSaw, Genocide, Immune, G- Dawg, 3T, Driver, Goldberg and many more with special guest Inforcer: "The Nature Boy" Rick Flair and "The Rattlesnake" Steve Austin

Plus Guest Speakers- Shane Powers, Winter Sanders and many more. Card is subject to change.

Triple D and “The Rattlesnake” Steve Austin to sign autographs at Madison Square Garden from 5:00 - 7:00 PM!

Don’t miss this event or you will be sorry.

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["The Great One" Triple D]

Tickets went on Sale this Morning at 8am
Triple D and “The Rattlesnake” Steve Austin held their first of 2 autograph signing at Madison Square Garden. The second signing of the two will take place from 5:00 - 7:00 before the event.

Here is an insider look at the autograph session.

Announcer over P.A.- Please welcome EWA superstar and ICON, Triple D.

The sounds of Yo, Yo, Yo, it's me, it's me, its Triple D, is heard and then the Rock's theme plays. The cocky and brash Triple D comes from behind the curtain, He salutes the cheering crowd. He smiles and absorbs the cheers as they rain down on him. He then sends down at the signing table.

And his Partner, "The Rattlesnake" Steve Austin.

The Glass Shatters and The Rattlesnake marches out from behind the curtain with both middle fingers held high. The crowd cheers wildly for the Texas Redneck as he stands on top of the signing table giving the crowd the Middle Finger Salute. They all cheer and salute him back as well. He then sits down at the table.

Triple D grabs a microphone, stands up and begins to speak.



Triple D- Are you done? Do you always have to out do “The Great one.” I come out here to a standing ovation and screaming crowd. I sit down, like a gentlemen and show you respect, and then you have to come out here, stand on top of tables, Flip people off. And they cheer. What in thee Blue Hell is wrong with you? Can’t we ever work together without you showing off? That’s what's wrong with you redneck, you think your better than everyone else. Is it that hard to show Triple D some respect for a change? But I guess that was how you were raised right? Raised to be a Rude, disrespectful, Son of a Bitch. What do you have to say for yourself?

Austin- I think



Triple D- IT DOESN’T Matter what you have to say!!!!! The fact of the matter is, These people didn’t come to see you, hell Triple D could of did this whole Autograph session all by himself. He doesn’t need you, he doesn’t need this popcorn terd fart over here



Triple D- holding the sign that says, “Austin rules.”



Austin- How about you sit your rambling ass down and shut the hell up (Crowd cheers). We’re on a tight schedule, Do you know what Time it is?



Austin- I think my watch says it’s time for mommy to change your diaper because you’re full of crap! (Crowd- What), Your act stinks (what). I can smell you all the way over here (what). Your Horrible (what), you talk to damn much (what), you go on and on and on about nothing (what). Do you think people want to hear that (what)? Do you think your funny (what)? Do you think your entertaining (what)? Ant, Ant, (crowd- Ant, Ant). You want to know what The Rattlesnake finds entertaining (what)? The fact there is about to 5,000 people here who want you to sit down, sign a damn autograph and as you would say no your roll and shut your damn mouth. (Crowd cheers). I don’t know why I have to sit here and sign autograph with 24/7 anyway.

Triple D- 24/7?

Austin- yea 24/7 because your mouth never closes.



Triple D- Austin, these people came to see the great one. Without me, this event would not be a sell out.

Austin- Your right, This event would not be a sell out. Hell even I’d pay to see you get your ass kicked(Crowd chuckles).

Triple D- Austin, I will make you a deal. If you promise to not show me up anymore today, then I will sit down and we can sign these autographs.



Austin- The Rattlesnake 3:16 says if you want Steve Austin to shake on the deal give me Hell yea!!

Crowd- HELL YEA

Austin- I think I just heard 5,000 New Yorkers says ALL HELL YEA sit your ass down!!!



Triple D finally sits down and they begin to sign

["The Great One" Triple D]

EWA Theme Music Plays followed by the open credits.

TV Voice- The following is a special presentation program.

Indoor Fireworks and lasers go off inside the arena exciting the crowd



Dean Malinco- Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to welcome you to this special presentation of EWA wrestling. I’m Action Zone Commentator Dean Malinco along side my partner Ian Dawe. Tonight, The EWA will present a special Charity show unlike no other. We will hear from special guest speakers, plus we have some huge matches this evening and its all for one cause.

Ian Dawe- That’s right Dean, All proceed made tonight will be donated graciously to the Make a Wish foundation courtesy of Triple D and the EWA.

Dean- The fans are excited, I’m excited, are you excited Ian?

Ian Dawe- As Steve Austin would say, "All Hell Yea" I am. We’re all excited tonight. We’re not only excited for the cause but for the action we’re going to see tonight in that ring.

Dean- Speaking of Action, Please welcome to the stage, Mega Pop star recording artist, the band “U2” performing their platinum single it’s a “Beautiful Day”



Band Performs. Crowd shows huge pop to band.

Arena Announcer- And now please welcome to the ring, A Former JWA World Champion, A 2 time World Tag Team Champ, Thee most Electrifying man in Fed entertainment, The man who is responsible for tonight event, and is your Host for this evening, From St. Louis, Mo. USA, “The Great One” Triple D.

Yo, Yo, Yo, it's me, it's me, its Triple D, is heard and then the Rock's theme plays. The cocky and brash Triple D comes from behind the curtain, with a huge smile on his face. He marches down the ramp shaking hands with the fans and enters the ring.

Dean- A huge standing ovation. These fans are really showing Triple D a warm reception.

Ian- I know, it’s so loud I can’t even hear myself. Can you Dean?

Dean- What?

Ian- Exactly.

Triple D climbs all four turnbuckles to salute the cheering crowd. He closes his eyes and absorbs the cheers as they rain down on him. His music stops.



Crowd-

Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D

Triple D- Finally, “The Great One” has come back to New York City!!!

Crowd cheers

Triple D- Yea, back in New York City the home of the Millions, (Crowd- And Millions), of Triple D’s fans chanting his name.

Crowd-

Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D, Triple D

Triple D- Tonight, the EWA and Triple D have agreed to put on a show that will not only showcase the EWA talented Superstars but to Showcase a good cause, The make a wish foundation. This foundation has been very dear to “The Great one” heart. And because of this great organization, Triple D and the EWA have team up together to present this spectacular show for this evening (Crowd Cheers). Triple D would like to encourage all the Fans here tonight, to purchase as much as you can because all proceeds goes to this foundation and to the viewers watching at home there will be a number shown at the bottom of your screen that you can call anytime, all-night to make a donation.

A couple of weeks ago the “Great One” got a phone call from this foundation, and he was ask to grant a wish to one hopeful fellow and as good as Triple D heart is in the ring, it’s the same outside and your truly accepted. The following is a video of Triple D’s experience.

Video plays

www.wish.org/home/wishes_meet_spud.htm

Video end and the crowd Cheers.

Triple D- Ladies and Gentlemen, Tonight theme is “Fight Like a Champion” And just like little spud on the video, the EWA superstar have been ask and agreed to participate in this event like Champions. Some will give speeches on being a Champion and some will compete in this ring tonight like Champion. Tonight, Triple D in the Main even will Layeth the smackethdown in this ring tonight but only if you fans layeth the smacketh down on this great foundation with your help and support. We have a great show planned for this evening. We have 5 huge matches for the evening. Triple D is excited, Are you excited? (Pause) IT DOESN”T MATTER If Your Excited!!! (Crowd chuckles) No, No, Seriously Triple D is joking.

The Following Contest is the first ever EWA "Weapons of Mass Destruction" Match

This match will feature The 2004 voted best 24/7 Champion vs. The 2004 best Hardcore Champion.

As you now see, a barbed wire fence surrounds the outside of this ring. And on this fence there are many objects of many kinds. All of these object can be use to layeth the smacketh-down on an opponents candy ass. Some of these object include, - (A Broom, Mop, Stop Sign, Steel Chair, Electric Battery with hook ups, 2x4 with barbed wire, Bat, Hockey stick, Bucket of Water, bag with thumb tacks, Chain, sledge hammer, Bull rope, cowbell, Singapore cane, Frozen Turkey, Trash can and lid, Shovel, Guitar, Fire extinguisher, Ring Bell, Rake, 13 in TV, Hammer, a Kitchen sink, Toilet seat, Dictionary, Water Hose,) Wo, Wo, Wo, Wo, hold on, cut, Wo. What in thee blue hell are you going to do with a Water hose? What are you going to hose someone to death, Hell, there aren’t no Water, I guess you can call that a submission move. (Crowd Chuckles) Well I guess Hose and Pie go good together when your talking Hardcore. (Fans Chuckles)

Introducing first, originally from Toronto, Canada but now resides from The Grave, weighing in at 295 pounds, a member of the n.W.o and the newly crowned Hardcore Champion, REAPER!!!!!



The screen goes blank and the image of the n.W.o logo appears, then the n.W.o No way Out image appears. Chop Suey! plays as the crowd start chanting Hardcore Disorder. The arena becomes a mosh pit as Reaper appears on top of the ramp with a grey-ish trench coat type thing on. Reaper comes out with the Hardcore Championship over his shoulder. Reaper walks down the ramp. He taunts the crowd on the way down, and then climbs into the ring. He looks over at Triple D in the middle of the ring and then walks over to him. The music stops. They both stare at each other.

Dean- Well these two have a history together in the JWA.

Ian- Yea these two could explode right here and now.

Triple D- You want a piece of “The Great One,” Just bring It, Bitch!! (Crowd explodes in excitement)

Reaper- It’s already been brought. And as I recall, you got your ass kicked.

Crowd-
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ian- Them’s fighting words Dean.]

Dean- They’re sure are.

Triple D- Let me ask you a question Reaper, What gets shinned up real nice, turned side ways and goes up? (Crowd cheers and what Triple D is implying)

Reaper- what’s that?

Triple D- MY FOOT straight up your Planet of the Apes looking Candy Ass!! (Crowd- Explodes in cheers)

Reaper nails Triple D with a right hand and the two go at it.

Dean- Oh my lord here we go, Triple D and Reaper are going at it. Right hand by Triple D, Right Hand by Reaper, another Right by Triple D, another Right by Reaper, Right and then a left, and Right and Left, and Right, Right, Right, Right, a miss with a Left, a miss with a Right.

Ian- It sounds like your calling an exercise Program Dean. These two are just hammering each other right?

Dean- No Ian, I believe that was a Left hook from Reaper.

Ian- No, I mean you agree with me, Right?

Dean- No Ian, that was a left Jab from Triple D. I get what your saying.

Ian- Right.

Dean- Left.

Ian- Ah forget it. You'll never get it right.

Dean- Left. Dean- Reaper knocks Triple D over the ring rope onto the Floor. EWA officials come to the ring and grab Triple D before he could get back in. Triple D is screaming at Triple D in a pissed off mood. Reaper is motioning for Triple D to come back for more.

To Be Continued

2nd page to be posted soon.

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The Match

-Weapons of Mass Destruction-
Gomez vs. Reaper

vs.

Dean- The Ring bell sounds and Reaper turns around only to met by a *Steel Chair shot by Senor Gomez that nocks him down.

Ian- Where in the be Jesus did Gomez come from. Finally the match has started and what a way to start a hardcore match than with a chair shot.

Dean- You know I think Triple D might of just set Reaper up.

Ian- Stop being so paranoid Dead, Triple D would never do a thing like that.

Dean- Reaper picks up Gomez and Irish whips him into the ropes. Gomez bounces back and Reaper catches him with a *HUGE Dropkick. Gomez bounces back up to his feet and Reaper off the side ropes delivers an *Explosive Running Lariat.

Ian- Vintage Undertaker there.

Dean- Reaper slides out the ring and goes over to the Weapons on Mass Destruction Fence. Reaper looks through his variety of selections.

Ian- This must be hard for him, considering he’s never had these many choices. But he's a hardcore champion, so what ever he uses will cause much destruction.

Dean- Reaper chooses the *Stop Sign

Ian- Good Choice, OH NO!!!

Dean- Oh Goodness Gracious of Flying Crows, Gomez Just nailed Reaper with an Enormous *Body Splash off the Top rope. He just came Flying like an eagle of the top rope, right unto Reaper. Both men are down as Gomez landed on The Stop Sign, as Reaper tried to shield himself using the stop sign, but it was just a little to late. The Damage has been done.

Ian- Someone Call the Police, Gomez just ran through a Stop Sign.

Dean- Gomez is back on his feet and now he goes over to the fence for his weapon of choice. Oh any choice but that one, Gomez has just chosen the sledgehammer. What in the un-human Hell Is Gomez going to do with that.

Ian- What do you think Dean; they don’t call this match, weapons of Mass Destruction for nothing.

Dean- Reaper is still on the floor with the Stop sign on top of him and NO WAY, oh NO WAY. JESUS CHRIST Gomez is Hammering away on that Stop sign on top of Reaper with that Sledge Hammer.

Crowd- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

Ian- 10 Shots to the stop sign on top of Reaper with the sledgehammer Dean. Wow

Dean- I think Gomez has just broken Reaper into 2 pieces.

Ian- Well I always believed in sharing Dean. Talk about Mass Destruction.

Dean- Reaper is screaming in Pain. And Now Gomez has just grab a *Steel Chain. What on earth is he going to do with that? Gomez wraps the Chain around Reapers neck and is picking him up by the neck with chain and Reaper is severely choking and coughing up Blood and OH GEEZ, Gomez has just swung Reapers Head into the ring post with that chain. And Look at this Gomez is taunting the crowd.

Crowd- Booooooooooooo

Dean- This is Sick.

Ian- DUH, It’s a Hardcore Match, what did you expect. A beauty Pageant gone wild!!

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Dean- Reaper is now crawling on the Floor in front of our announcers table and Coughing Blood all over the place. Reaper needs serious Medical attention.

Ian- Go over there Dean and give him mouth to mouth, your favorite color is red isn’t it.

Dean- Gomez picks Reaper up but still continue to taught the crowd. Gomez is not even facing his opponent and LOOK at this, Reaper has the *Guitar.

Ian- Gomez turn around, Please Turn Around. (WHAM)

Crowd- OHHHHH

Dean- Click out goes the lights for Gomez, Reaper has just knocked Gomez out cold with that Guitar. Gomez head and that Guitar just went to court and judge Reaper has issued a verdict.

Ian- Yea, Case Closed.

Dean- Now Gomez has been busted open. Both men have been busted open. Reaper tosses Gomez back into the ring. Thank god, maybe the carnage will cool down.

Ian- I don’t think so Dean, because now Reaper has just grabbed the bucket of water and is dumping it all over Gomez. You know that is so nice of Reaper to revive Gomez in this fashion. Now where is Reaper going?

Dean- Reaper has just Climb out of the ring and OH DEAR Insanity, Reaper now has the *Electric Battery cables in his hand, this cannot be good.

Ian- I have one question for you Dean, Do you like your Champion Well Done or Cajun style? Ha, ha

Dean- Oh I don’t want to see this, Will someone please come out here and stop the match before, Oh My Reaper is now holding the Cables in the air to show the fans and there are sparks coming from them. This is Bad. Reaper for the love of Man do not touch Gomez, PLEASE DO NOT,

Ian- Too Late!!

Dean- It’s over that’s it. Reaper has just electric fried Gomez, there is smoke coming from the battery and Gomez body is shaking, will somebody please stop the damn match. Now the battery has caught on fire.

Ian- talk about to death do us part.

Dean- There goes Reaper again out of the ring, and he now has grabs the Fire Extinguisher and thanks god he putting the fire out.

Ian- HA, HA, Yea, Reaper is putting the fire out but he is also spraying Gomez too.

Dean- This is so pathetic. Reaper goes for the PIN!!!! 1, 2, What the *UCK!!!

Ian- Watch your language this is a charity show.

Dean- Gomez has just nailed Reaper in the Head with a *Lead Pipe. Where in thee hell did that come from. And Now Gomez is signaling for the “The 'Om Slam'” (Crowd is booing) Gomez picks up Reaper and is Holding him high in there air and YES REAPER COUNTERED “Hurricanrana.” Reaper countered with a Hurricanrana. (Crowd is going wild) And Gomez is back up and SPEAR!! Out of the ring goes Gomez. Reaper just speared Gomez out of the Ring. Gomez is on the outside and Reaper climbs the turnbuckle and MOONSALT. Reaper has just Moonsalt from the top rope onto Gomez who has just fell back on the Barbwire fence. This crowd has just exploded. This match is definitely not for the weaker hearted. And is getting out of hand quickly.

Ian- Definitely carnage.

Dean- Oh my look at Gomez back, it has been badly cut from that barbed wire and Now Reaper grabs a *Singapore cane and unleashes vicious Whacks to the back of Gomez. Gomez is screaming in Pain. Gomez Flesh is litterly being torn from his back. Blood is splashing everywhere and Reaper still continues to whack Gomez in the back. This is sadistic. Gomez is yelling. Someone please stop this match. Now reaper toss a battered Gomez into the ring once again. Gomez back is a bloody mess. It almost like you can see the bone. And I can’t believe this. Reaper has now grabbed the bag of thumbtacks. Gomez is rolling on the mat in severe pain. Reaper rolls back into the ring and his head is still dripping blood all over his face. Reaper is now dumping tacks out of the bag on to the ring next to Gomez and if he does what I think he going to do, I think we need to go to Commercial. Reaper picks up Gomez and is signaling the end (Crowd is cheering him on) and A SOUL REAVERS CHOKESLAM on the TACKS. Reaper has just delivered his Finishing Chokeslam on Gomez on top of that tacks and Gomez is in so much pain that he has went into Shock and is not moving. We need paramedics out here now. (Crowd is shocked)

Ian- He Killed, Reaper just Killed Gomez.

Dean- Oh will you stop it. Gomez is in extreme pain but he is still alive. Reaper goes for the Pin.

Crowd- 1,2

Dean-Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. He kicked out, how in the Loony Toon hell did he kick out?

Ian- Tonight is about Champions- both of these guys are champions.

Dean- Reaper can’t believe it. He’s Shocked and now He’s pulling his hair out, Reaper can’t believe Gomez kicked out, I can’t believe it, these fans can’t believe it. And now Reaper is exiting the ring again.

Ian- Now what?

Dean- Reaper is now grabbing the Baseball bat, and the trash can, the Bull Rope and the Barbed wire 2x4. What in the psychotic world is on Reapers mind? Reapers throws these objects in the ring.

Ian- Dean Gomez has the lead pipe in his hand.

Dean- Reaper gets back in the ring, picks up Gomez and LEAD Pipe to the head of Reaper. Gomez just tattooed Reapers heard with the lead pipe. Reaper is now out cold. And his head is bleeding even more. Gomez is now wrapping the bull rope, that Reaper brought in the ring, around Reaper hands and feet and is tying them together like a Horse or Bull. Reaper is now all tied up, Gomez puts the trash can over Reaper head.

Ian- What on earth is he doing?

Now Gomez is inserting the barbed wire 2x4 inside the trash can on top of Reaper Face and grabs the BAT and NO WAY in HELL is he about to do what, (Crowd gets excited and everyone is standing.)

Ian- Oh thank god, It’s Triple D.

Dean- Triple D is now on the outside of the ring trying to distract Gomez hoping to stop him from doing what he was about to do. The fans are booing.

Ian- These people are crazy Dean. I thought this was a Charity event.

Dean- Gomez is now motioning at Triple D that this is the end. This crowd is on there feet screaming and yelling. Triple D is now on the ring apron pleading Gomex to re-think his plan. Finally gomez puts the bat down (Crowd- Boos grow louder).

Ian- Thank you. Finally someone has been able to talk some sence into Gomez.

Dean- Triple D thanks Gomez and Gomez is exiting the ring. Triple D is confused. And OH NO You got to be kidding me. Gomex has picked up the sledgehammer outside the ring again. And he enters the ring and Triple D again is pleading.

AND

NO, NO, GOD DAMN IT!!! The SOB did it. Gomez has just crushed Reaper Face into a Pancake. (The Crowd is shocked and many or grossed out) Gomez is smiling and Blood is gushing from the trash can. A pool of Blood has formed around Reapers motionless body. Triple D is disgusted and vomits on the floor outside. Gomez kneels down for the Pin

Referee- 1, 2,

Dean- What in the world? Gomez has picked Reapers shoulder of the mat. And this is just crazy. Gomez had the match won, but he still wants to inflict more pain. Gomez goes outside the ring again and grabs the *Steel Shovel. And now Gomez is going to work on Reaper Kneels. Reaper is in so much pain that he is not even screaming. He's can't feel it. He's out cold. 1,2,3,4 ,5 shot to the leg with that damn shovel. Finally Gomez Drops the shovel and there is no doubt in my mind that gomez has atleast broken Reaper legs with that damn weapon of mass destruction. This has to be over. Triple D is now screaming at the officials to ring the bell.

Ian- Finally, I thought it would never end.

Ring anouncers- The winner of this match by Knock Out. GOMEZ!!!

Dean- Thank god the match is finally over.

Ian- Yea but unfortunately I think Reaper is over too.

Dean- Here comes the Paramedics. This is not good Ian. And Look at this psycho bastard; Gomez is holding The Sledgehammer up in the air in celebration. Both men have put each other through hell and both have fought like Champions. But only one man will be walking out and that is Gomez. Paramedic are now attending to Reaper in the Ring, Triple D is still at Ringside and he is trying to recover from what he has just witness, the fans are still shocked. Ladies and gentlemen you have truly seen Mass Destruction in this match and I personally apologies for what you had to see a couple of minutes ago. We will be back with more EWA wrestling after these messages.

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Dean- Ladies and Gentlemen, we welcome you back here live to the EWA “Fight Like A Champion” charity event. And back to the ring with tonight’s host Triple D.

Triple D- Tonight is about Champions. The Superstars who compete in here in the EWA, all come out night after night, show after show competing, performing and entertaining like they are Champions rather they are holding a title belt or not, or even if Triple D is opening up thee biggest can of my foot up their ass. They still take care of their business like champions. Tonight, “The Great One” has asked some of the superstars and staff to share their thoughts on the topic of Champion. They all have been asked to answer 3 questions, 1.) What does a champion mean to you? 2.) What makes a champion? And, 3.) What does it take to be a Champion? Without further due, Please welcome to the stage A EWA Superstar who has made Sacrifices after Sacrifices to make JWA and EWA what it Is today, the one and only INVINCIBLE!!!

Crowd Cheers and standing ovation follows as Invincible walks on the stage with a Microphone.



TI: When I first got into this business, I knew that I had an enormous goal set for myself. My goal was to win the Undisputed Championship.

Back in the days when I was just a jobber, I used to watch the Pay Per Views to see how it felt to finally win the championship. People like Brimstone, Vegito and ‘The Rattlesnake’ Steve Austin held the World Title in their hands. I hoped that one day, I would rise to their ranks.

As time drew on, I won more titles, giving me more credibility. Titles such as the HaRdCoRe Championship, the Extreme 24/7 Championship and the World Television Championship. Those, I believe were my key to success. A bunch of small things put together can become one much larger thing. That thing was the Undisputed Action Zone Championship.

When I got a call saying that I had a match for a shot at the Undisputed Action Zone Champion, I barely even put the phone down for one second before I started training for it. After all, I had to face a former two-time champion, Vengance, and a five hundred pound monster, The Big Show. I knew when I first got into this business that it wasn’t going to be easy getting my shot at the gold. I knew it wasn’t going to get handed to me. Many people were even skeptical of the fact that I should even get a shot at the title. I have to admit myself, before I walked down that ramp, I was a little nervous and skeptical. But I gave it my all, and I won. I was going to go to the main event on the biggest stage of them all, No Mercy.

When I heard that my opponent for that match was to be my best friend, Reaper, I knew what to expect but yet, I was still nervous. Eventhough I had faced Reaper a good amount of times, since we train together, some how, some way, this was totally different. I knew that Reaper would be up to the task when I faced him. However, I vowed that I would be ready.

Then, after I won the Extreme 24/7 Championship for my second time, I was informed that if I wanted to keep the belt, I would have to defend it at No Mercy. However, I knew that I needed to prove myself as a true champion, so I accepted to fight in both the Extreme 24/7 and Undisputed Action Zone Championship matches. I told myself, “Troy… get ready!”<br>
As I walked into the arena on the big day, I went straight to my locker room and got myself centered. I thought about every injury, every bump, every bruise, every night that I couldn’t sleep because my body hurt so badly. That’s when it finally dawned on me. This was my chance to not only redeem that agony, but also climb the only mountain standing in my way of my dream.

After my first match, I was pretty banged up. I was battered, bruised, and even got my ear pierced by a nail. My body hurt so badly, I could barely stand up. I lost so much blood, that the room was beginning to turn. I kept on saying to myself, “No Troy, you need to fight through this. It’s your dream.”<br>
When the moment came and I walked down that ramp, there was a sudden burst of energy in me. I forgot about my pains. I left it up to destiny. I remember every moment of that match. When I watch the tapes of it, the match went faster. I don’t know how to say it any other way. The match slowed down for me, and I caught up.

The part that I remember the most is when I had Reaper in the De-Feater. It took almost forever for him to pass out the first time, or at least that’s what it seemed like. The referee lifted up his arm three times, and it crashed to the mat twice before he passed out again. Then he lifted it up once more, slam. Twice, Slam. And finally, a third time. The ref dropped Reaper’s arm. It almost seemed to just hang in mid air, just holding it’s position, though you could see it falling inch by inch, very slowly.

Slam… With that, the crowd just exploded. I have heard many huge pops from the crowd in my time, but this was different. This was louder and more electrifying. I had to take a moment to comprehend what was going on. Then, the referee placed the belt in my arms. It never looked so beautiful. It was my belt. It was something that I waited over twenty years to earn. I remember breaking down and crying right in the middle of that ring. Not tears of pain, but tears of joy. My dream was realized. I was the Undisputed Action Zone Champion.

The title is what I was put on this earth to hold. It’s my soul purpose of my life. Wrestling is my life. For all of the hardships, bumps, bruises, injuries and all, that one moment, made it all worth it.

Crowd cheers and TI salutes them

Dean- Huge, encouraging words spoken by a JWA and EWA ICON. Well folks we have to take a break so we will be back after this.

["The Great One" Triple D]

Triple D- Welcome Back, I thought you Rudipoos got lost for minute. It was a commercial Break, not a time to go take the Kids to the Swimming Pool. (Referring to using the toilet)(Crowd chuckles).

The Following Contest is what Triple D would like to call, “The Holy shit” TLC match. This match will feature the 2004 voted Best Extreme Zone Champions vs. The 2004 voted best Action Zone Champions. The first team member to climb a ladder and grab thee EWA self-proclaimed undisputed Tag Team belts will be declared the winner.

Introducing first, hailing from Seattle, Washington. Weighing in at 250 pounds. Accompanied to the ring by Mary Jane…………….Chronic!!!!



The lights go out in the arena. As ‘Stash Up’ by OPM begins to play, a large pot leaf appears on Extreme Vision. Green fireworks erupt around the stage and through the sparks; Chronic bursts out from behind the curtain followed by Mary Jane, who carries a large glass bong. The scenes on Extreme Vision change, showing Chronic’s face, then some of his spectacular aerial moves. He thrusts his arms up in the air and slowly brings his right hand down to his lips to smoke an imaginary joint while Mary Jane takes a hit from the bong and shotguns the hit to Chronic. Then they walk down to the ring, and high five the fans on their way. He slides into the ring and prepares for his tag team partner, Abyss to make his entrance.

And his tag team partner, hailing from Atlanta, Georgia and weighing in at 283 pounds………… Abyss!!!!!!!!



Fireworks go off around the entrance to the stage. Man on the edge plays fireworks explode on the rampway. The crowd give a standing ovation as Abyss walks onto the stage,in a leather great coat, flexing his arms. He points to one side of the crowd getting huge cheers then the other side . He walks down the ramp and the ramp lights up with a fire trail that follows where he walks. He walks up the steps and stops in front of the turnbuckle and removes his coat. He drops it by the steps on the floor then climbs up the turnbuckle form the outside, and raises his arm to the crowds delight. He lowers it then hops over the turnbuckle then spins around with arms outstretched slowly. He lowers his arms and waits for his opponent.

And their Opponents, The Glass Shatters

Ian- What in the Hell?



Ian- It’s the Rattlesnake Dean, Look it’s Austin

Dean- Oh my goodness what is he doing here? Business is about to pick up now. Triple D, Chronic as well as Abyss are all shocked. I can’t believe my eyes. The crowd is going wild here in the arena. This is unbelievable.

The crowd cheers wildly for the Texas Redneck as he stomps his way down the ramp and enters the ring. He stares coldly at his opponent as he climbs all four corners giving the crowd the Middle Finger Salute. They all cheer and salute him back as well. Austin then snatches the microphone from a Shocked Triple D.

Austin- What? (Crowd- What) You 3 look like you just seen a damn ghost (Crowd- What). Are you shocked (what), Are you Surprised (what) are you stunned (what), are you amazed (what), or you just going to stand there, looking like pieces of Circus Clown rejects.

Triple D walks over to Austin.

Triple D- What in thee Blue Hell are you doing out here?

Austin- I came out here because I heard a piece of Hollywood Trash trying to imitate a Show host, so I came out here to help your sorry ass.

Triple D- Wo, wo, wo, wo, hold on, cut, WO. What the hell Austin, This is not Host a Show with The Great One day. Hell that was yesterday. Sorry you missed out. I guess you were somewhere at home in Texas, USA getting your ass whoop by bulls and horses right. Isn’t that what you Texans do, you ride along on violent, savage beast. Let the great one ask you a question Austin. Who was riding who? (Crowd shows amusement)

Austin- Well last night I was riding this mean, fat, ugly, vicious, dangerous, violent, brutal, anal Son of a Bitch beast.

Triple D- oh what let the great one guest you were riding a Camel?

Austin- Bigger

Triple D- riding A Horse?

Austin- Bigger

Triple D- A Elephant?

Austin- Bigger

Triple D- Oh I got it, you were riding A dinosaur?

Austin- Bigger

Triple D- Well, what Beast on God’s green earth were you riding that was bigger than a Elephant and a Dinosaur and is a mean, fat, ugly, vicious, violent, dangerous, brutal, anal Son a of Bitch?

Austin- YOUR MOM!!!

Crowd falls out in laughter even Austin, chronic and Abyss show a smirk before recovering themselves. Triple D is extremely pissed but also has a tiny smirk on his face as well.

Triple D- There is no way AND the great one means NO WAY that I’m going to host the rest of this event with you out here Austin. So its either going to be you or me.

Austin- Well lets do this both Steve Austin and Triple D style. Let’s ask the “People.” If you want Steve Austin to stay out here and finish hosting this show give me a Hell Yea!!!

Crowd- HELL YEA!!!

Austin- If you want The Rattlesnake to ejects Triple D sorry ass out here Give me a ALL HELL YEA

Crowd- ALL HELL YEA!!!

Dean- Hangover!!! Hangover!!! Oh my GOD Austin just delivered a Hangover to Triple D. And now there goes Triple D over the top rope, Austin has just thrown Triple D out of the ring and this Crowd loves every bit of it.

Crowd- Austin, Austin, Austin,

Dean- Triple D is irate. Here comes the EWA official and they are trying to retrain Triple D from getting back in the ring. Triple D has just broken away from the official and has entered the ring again And,

Ian- Look at this dean, Chronic and Abyss are standing beside Austin. Triple D is looking at all 3 men. I think this was a setup Dean. There is nothing Triple D can do he’s out numbered.

Dean- That’s right Ian; Triple D steps back out of the ring and is yelling at Austin about payback. Triple D heads backstage.

Ian- Wow Dean, this is the second time tonight, Triple D has been ejected from ringside.

["The Great One" Triple D]

-The match-
"HOLY shit" TLC Match

Chronic and Abyss vs. Pohatu and Tiger

vs.


Austin- Now that Fruit Loop is out here, Let’s continue, And their opponents

Dean- OH look at this it’s Tiger and Pohatu from out of the crowd and into the ring. Here we go. The bell has sounded and both teams are going at it. Both teams are exchanging right and left hands. Tiger is fighting Chronic in one corner and Abyss is fighting Pohatu on thee opposite. Tiger signals to Pohatu for a double Irish whip, Tiger whips Chronic into the other corner, Pohatu does the same to Abyss but Chronic counters and SPEAR to Tiger. Abyss just recovered and caught Tiger in middle attack and speared him.

Ian- This is pure teamwork dean,

Dean- And Chronic *Martial Arts kick Pohatu to the ground as well. tells Chronic to go get the ladder. Abyss goes outside the ring and grabs a table. Pohato set up the ladder underneath the belts and Abyss set up the table next to the ladder. Chronic begins to climb, Tiger recovers and is throwing right hands at Abyss and then a HUGE clothesline both me go over the top rope and out the ring unto the floor and now Pohatu is up and climbing the same ladder as chronic. Chronic is touching the belts, and now Pohatu is at the top and jabs Chonic in the ribs. Both men trade right hands on the top rope. Chronic gets the upper hand and hooks Pohatu by the neck. And Oh MY A SUPLEX Through The Table, Chronic has just suplex Pohatu from the top of the ladder through the table that Abyss set up earlier.

Crowd- Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit

Ian- Well this match is the Holy shit TLC match

Dean- Both men are down in the ring and OH GEEZ Abyss has just slammed Tiger with a Chair outside the ring by our announce table. Tiger is down. Abyss drops the chair and grabs another ladder and is setting it between the ring and the security gate. The ladder is crossways hanging on the edge of the ring and the fence. Abyss now picks up the chair again and goes up the ring steps onto the edge of the ring apron and Pohatu DROPKICKS The CHAIR into Abyss face. He falls off the ring and his head bounces of the ladder he just set up.

Ian- It backfired Dean. I can’t believe it

Dean- It damn sure did. Chronic is back up now and has a Chair in his hand. He swings it at Pohatu, Pohatu ducks and lifts Chronic over the top rope and he falls with his back landing on Ladder below.

Ian- Talk about misfortune. That ladder that Abyss set up has done damage to him and his partner.

Dean- Tiger rolls back in the ring with another ladder and then he grabs a table from underneath the ring and pushes it in. This is the 3rd ladder used so far. Pohatu grabs a table and another ladder and puts it in the ring. Both men set up the ladders and 2 tables beside the ladder on 2 sides. Both Tiger and Pohatu begin to slowly climb the ladder to the top. Abyss and chronic both grab a table and pushes it in the ring. They set them up on the opposite side of the other 2 tables by the ladder. And begin to climb the other ladder.

Ian- Look at this dean, all 4 men are climbing the 2 ladders and there are 4 table set up, 1 on each side of the ladder this looks bad.

Dean- all 4 men are reaching for the title, All 4 men can feel it and are touching the titles, I can feel it, these fan can feel it, This sold out crowd is on there feet, One of these teams are about to win the Gold. But which one, Oh NO Chronic and Abyss ladder has fallen over and they are now hanging on to the title for dear life and There goes Pohatu and Tiger ladder, All 4 men are hanging at least 25feet in the air holding on too the titles. It comes down to who wants it more, who can hold on the longest, who’s not going to give up, who going to fight like a champion, who’s going to And HOLY shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ian- THEY FELL.

Dean- Great God Almighty, they went through the Tables, 4 men just went through and shattered 4 tables.

Crowd-
Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit

Ian- And no one grabbed the titles.

Dean- You’re right; the titles are still hanging above. But look at the carnage below. All 4 men are down and out. This crowd is going wild. (After a few minute of recovery) Abyss is starting to waddle up. He I believe is the strongest of the 3. Abyss sorts out the shattered tables and picks up his tag partner chronic, he tell a broken down chronic to go get the 20 foot ladder. Tiger goes and get the 20ft ladder but can’t get it over the top rope to Abyss, Abyss is telling him to go get a table, stand on it for height and push the ladder over.

Ian- I guess that works too. Abyss is so smart ya know.

Dean- Chronic stands on the table and pushes the ladder to Abyss and Abyss picks the 20ft ladder up with his strong power and turns around and SUPER KICK In the FACE. Pohatu from behind just Super Kicked the 20ft ladder right into Abyss face, the ladder goes flying over his head, thankfully Chronic standing on the table out the ring caught it before, TIGER POUNCE on CHRONIC on the 20ft. ladder through the table. What in the world, Tiger just ran up to the top turnbuckle and came flying off the top with a TIGER Pounce on top of the 20ft. ladder that Chronic was holding and he just fell right through the table he was standing on.

Crowd- Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit

Ian- This is just insane. Dean, Every time you get up, you end up back on the ground. You might as well just stay down. At least it’s a smaller fall.

Dean- It’s like what they say what goes up most come down.

Ian- Is it me or does it seem like everything that Abyss does, seems to back fire. Lol

Dean- Yea I noticed. Well Pohatu goes outside the ring and grabs another table and pushes it in the ring and he also has a chair in his hand. Pohatu sets the table up straight in the corner of the ring and turns around to a SPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE. Abyss SPLASHED Pohatu through the table but unfortunately Pohatu had a chair in his hand and Abyss has just knocked himself out as well. Abyss splashed himself right into the chair, but he is so powerful that his force still pushed pohatu through the table. He didn’t get all the impact he wanted but he damn sure got enough.

["The Great One" Triple D]

Dean- Tiger on the other side of the ring outside, sets up 6 Tables on the floor. 2 stacked on top of each other, in 3 rolls facing back. He then pushes the 20ft ladder in the ring and set it underneath the still hanging belts. Tiger then proceeds to climb the ladder, Abyss who head is now bleeding from all the chair and ladder contact, picks up the chair that bust him open and whacks Tiger in the back and he falls off the ladder. Abyss picks up Tiger and signals to the crowd as he set Tiger up ready to deliver his finisher the Rising scorpion. Goldberg lifts him up high into the air and gives the crowd thumbs up and CHAIR TO FACE OF Abyss. Pohatu just Decapitated Abyss head with that steal chair that Abyss used on Tiger seconds ago. And Tiger fell right on Abyss.

Ian- Can someone please get rid of that chair. If there were a bad luck award, then my vote would definitely go to Abyss.

Dean- Now Pohatu is climbing the 20 ft. ladder, Tiger has set up a smaller ladder next to Pohatu. I think this is it. Both Tiger and Pohatu is climbing their ladders to the top, but wait chronic is back up and in the ring, Chronic is now climbing on the other side of Tigers ladder. All 3 men are trying to reach for the belt again. We saw earlier what happened with 4 men climbing. All 3 men are touching the belts. Abyss is back up and is pulling the 20 ft. ladder from underneath Pohatu. Pohatu is now hanging from the belts once again. He has nowhere to go but down. Tiger and Chronic are still trying to grab the belts from their ladder. Abyss set the 20 ft ladder next to Pohatu but Pohatu can’t reach it with his foot. Abyss is climbing the 20ft ladder. Abyss push Pahotu once, he swings from side to side still holding on to the belts above, Abyss pushes him a 2nd time, and again he continues to swing.

Ian- Hold on Pahotu, stay in there, fight like a champion.

Dean- Tiger and Chronic are still on the other side, fighting each other on the other smaller ladder. Pohatu is now hanging by one hand. He not going to able to hold on much longer, Abyss pushes Pohatu a 3rd time and OH NO, NO, NO, NO, NO OH HOLY shit, OH MY DEAR LORD

Crowd-
Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit

Dean- Pohatu swung and fell on Tiger and Chronic ladder and the ladder fell over and all 3 men have fell and crashed into the 6 tables below on the floor. All 3 men went through 6 tables. That is at least a 25 ft fall from the top of the ladder in the ring to the floor. It is absolutely a carrack. All 3 men are down.

Ian- LOOK, LOOK, Dean.

Dean- Abyss is grabbing the belts. Abyss is grabbing the belts. And he’s GOT THEM. Abyss GOT THE BELTS. HE’S DID IT. Abyss DID IT.

Austin- THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH, CHRONIC AND ABYSS

Crowd explodes in excitement.

Dean- He did it, I can’t believe the SOB did it. Talk about bad luck turning into good luck.

Ian- That’s right Dean, Abyss had bad luck this whole match, but he didn’t give up, he didn’t quit. He fought like a Champion and in the end he is the winner.

Dean- What a hellacious match. So many Holy shit moments. Abyss is now out side of the ring checking on his partner Chronic. It is absolutely a war zone out here. Shattered tables, Dented chairs, broken bodies just simply a land of destruction. Well ladies and gentlemen have to get things cleaned up here so when we return we will have more EWA action as the “Fight like a Champion” continues after these messages.

["The Great One" Triple D]

Cameras come back on. Austin is shown sitting in a chair in the Rings eating Pizza and drinking a Cold beer. Triple D appears on the Video Screen.

Triple D- Austin, what in thee blue hell are you doing.

(Austin on a microphon)



Austin- What does look like I’m doing?

Triple D- You can’t be sitting down on your ass eating Pizza. You’re the host; you can’t take a break in the middle of the show.

Austin- What?

Triple D- You can’t take a break in the middle of the show.

Austin- Why not, I’m the Rattlesnake Steve Austin; I can do whatever the hell I want.

Triple D- No you cannot.

Austin- Can too

Triple D- Can not.

Austin- Why want you come out here and stop me. Oh wait you can’t can you.

Triple D- Austin you are the worst Host ever. The only thing your good for is being fat and lazy.

Austin- You want to know what else is fat and lazy.

Triple D- Let me guess my mom right.

Austin- Actually I was going to Dean Malinco, but Your Mom works as well.

Ian- Ha, Ha he called you fat and lazy dean

Austin- You know what Triple D, I think this show needs a song. If you want Steve Austin to sing a song give me A HELL YA.

Crowd- Hell Ya.

Austin pulls a guitar from behind the announce table.

Ian- Dean you were hiding a guitar underneath the table and you didn’t tell me.

Dean- I thought it was yours.

Ian- I bet you tell that excuse to anybody.

Austin- I going to call this song, “Triple D moms.” And it is to the tune of “Old McDonald had a farm”. Triple D’s Mom was Big O’ gal, (E, I E, I, O), she was fat as a cow (E, I E, I, O). She ate this steak here, and this chicken there, then a turkey, then a pig, she ate the whole damn farm, yes she did. Triple D’s Mom was Big O’ Gal, (E, I E, I, O). (Crowd Chuckles). You like that Triple D. How about this one? This song is to the tune of “LIMP BIZKIT song Rollin”<br>
“Move in, move out, Lock up, Lock Down, Close up, Close Down, Triple D’s mom coming to town. Close the deli’s, Close the shops, hands up, hands down, back up, Back up, Triple D’s mom is going to eat place the down, She’s going to eat’, and eat’, and eat, (what) eat’, and eat’, and eat, (come on) eat’, and eat, and eat, (yeah) eat, and eat, and eat. (Crowd chuckles).

Triple D- Austin one of these day, The great one is going to take that guitar and shine it real nice and

Austin- I Don’t give a rats ass. Get off my screen. (Triple D is clicked off).

Austin- If there is one thing that The Rattlesnake enjoys, that is tough competition.

The following Contest thee EWA open invitational Battle Royal match.

The winner of this match will become thee #1 contender for the Golden Championship. The rules for this match is as followed. 2 EWA superstars will enter the ring. Every 90 seconds a new superstar will enter the ring. A superstar can only be eliminated by pin fall only, that’s right pin fall only. But here’s the real catch, Pin falls count anywhere and sense this a Special event, Steve Austin is going to add his own stipulation to the match. This match will also be a Messanger comes out and gives Austin a note.

Austin- Dear Steve, I regret to inform you and the EWA fans that due to a snow storm in the eastern regions, the superstars schedule to roleplay and compete in this match were un-able to be here tonight, therefore the battle royal has been cancelled. (Crowd-boos)

What the hell is this? Austin 3:16 says I’m about to go whoop somebodies ass!!!

Dean- Well Austin is now headed backstage.

Ian- But what about the battle royal?

I guess we have to wait till later on in the show to find out a final verdict.

Ian- This sucks dean, I hate waiting.

Dean- Well folks we have to take another break, so stay tuned and in the meantime we will try to get a final decision on rather we're going to have a battle royal or not.

["The Great One" Triple D]

Dean- Welcome back, well still no update on the Battle Royal situation. I'm being told that EWA official or debating that decision right now. We will let you know the final verdict as soon as it becomes available to us.

Arena announcer- Ladies and Gentlemen, due to thee absents of a Host. The EWA would like to introduce to you the New host for the following match. Please welcome already present at ringside, EWA Extreme Zone Commentators: Irvine Fury and Teddy Speaks.

Teddy Speaks- Good Evening Folks, It is now time for the main event.

Speaks- yes indeed, The first ever EWA Triple Threat-Triple Cage match is next. This match will feature the 2004 Best of Champions. Rick Flair vs. Vegito vs. Virus. (Cages are starting to be lowered and set up)

Teddy- Yea and there is only 1 way to find out who is thee ultimate champion, Time to go to the cage. 3 mega stars in this match calls for 3 mega cages. The first one to reach the top and grab the Best of Champions Belt will be declare the winner.

Speaks- It will be an awesome site to see thee 3 superstars battle for the title of the best.

Teddy- Here are your participants for this evening. Introducing First, the Double champion Ric Flair , The PA system flares up 'ALWAYS' by saliva hits as the Double champion Ric Flair lets out a giant Whooooooo! And the crowd reply with another Whooooooo! flair begins to strut his stuff down the ramp way as the pyro is released and the fans begin to cheer loudly as he enters the ring.

Speaks- And his Opponent, Virus Seven Nation Army plays, and Virus makes his way down to the ring. As he walks down to the ring, silver pyros explode from either side of him. When he enters the ring, he makes an "X" sign, and a giant V shaped gold pyro explodes around.

Teddy- And finally, Vegito, The arena goes pitch black. 3 Gongs are heard through out the arena. Then the light is focused on Vegito and then a flame forms a V just above his head. He looks on and the crowd is cheering while Force Your Way is being played. He stands for a few seconds and the lights dim out slightly. He goes to the stairway and raises his arms in the air. He gets in the ring and takes out his right hand and holds it like a fist leaving his thumb and slides it across his throat to signal the end for his opponent. He takes off his hat and coat and is ready to fight.

-The Match

Dean- The 3 cages have been dropped. The ring bell sounds and all 3 men are staring at each other. Who will strike first is the question. Virus pushes Vegito into Flair. Flair pushes Vegito into Virus. Virus pushes Vegito back into Flair.

Ian- It’s like watching a tennis match.

Dean- And Flair pushes Vegito back into RIGHT HAND Punch to the face of Virus and then a LEFT JAB back into Flair. And here we go. Vegito is hammering out lefts and rights into both Flair and Virus. Vegito HARD RIGHT HAND to Virus sending him to the rope and a HUGE BOOT to the face, sending Virus to the floor. Flair turns Vegito around and throws a Left fist but Vegito blocks and more Right Hands and Vegito delivers *Black Magic (closeline) to Flair who falls over the top rope and unto the floor.

Ian- Vegito is truly dominating Dean.

Dean- Virus is back and Vegito Irish whips Virus into the corner and follows up with ANOTHER Black Magic to Virus. Vegito set Virus up on the top turnbuckle. He steps out side and grabs Virus by the throat.

Ian- Oh no, Dean where is he going from here?

Dean- Virus is grasping for air and shaking his head no. Vegito has a very tight grip. Vegito is signaling to the crowd for take off, and we have Lift off, RIGHT into the Cage. Vegito Choke-slammed Virus from the Top rope into the Cage Wall. And Virus crashes and burns to the floor.

Ian- I’m glad I was not on that flight.

Dean- Rick Flair meets Vegito outside the ring and delivers a HUGE Chop to Vegito.

Flair- WOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Dean- And another Chop to Vegito

Flair- WOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Dean- Flair delivers a 3rd Chop and Vegito counters and lift Flair on his shoulders. Vegito has Flair on his Shoulders and an ICE SHOT (F-5) into the side of the cage wall. Flair falls to the floor. Vegito has just ICE SHOTTED Flair into the cage.

Ian- I want to know where did Vegito learned how to use this cage so effectively.

Dean- Virus rolls back in the ring and so does Vegito. Both men are up and they are trading Right hand. Vegito gets the advantage as he is still in full strength. Vegito pushes Virus back with right and left hands into the corner once again. Virus is dazed. He looks like he doesn’t know where he’s at; Vegito grabs Virus by the arm and signals the crowd as he set up Virus for his trademark Eternal Flame (old School). Vegito goes for the Eternal Flame and VIRUS PUSHES HIM OFF the Top rope into the Cage. Vegito goes face first into the cage and fall to the floor.

Ian- What a great counter.

Dean- Talk about a momentum changer. Vegito has everything going his way and it has just all came to a halt. Virus looks at a fallen Vegito and sees Flair Barely recovering. Virus seizes the opportunity and begins to climb the side ladder leading to the 2nd cage. But slowly behind him follows a bruised Flair. Flair catches up with Virus and the two trade Punches to the face and slaps to the chest. Flair gives a hard slap and sends Virus back a bit. Flair jumps and Grabs the top of cell 2 and hold on. He wraps his legs around Virus throat and IS NOW CHOKING him. Virus face is starting to turn blood red.

Ian- He's going to make his head Explode.

Dean- Flair finally let’s go and Virus Collapses to the floor of cell 2. Virus is holding his neck and coughing trying to casp for lost air. Vegito has now made it and climb to cell 2. Flair grabs Vegito hair and swings Vegito by his hair and crashes his face into the wall of cell 2 and now the same to the opposite wall and again to wall 3 and again to wall 4. And now Flair picks Vegito up and drops him with a Scoop Slam.

Ian- Look dean, Vegito is Bleeding.

Dean- Flair has just busted open Vegito. Flair swung and rammed Vegito head into all 4 cell walls and then followed up with a slam. And oh here we go, now its about to get real dangerous because Flair is now climbing up to the 3rd cage, the 3rd cell.

Ian- Damn it.

Dean- What?

Ian- I can’t find my Binoculars.

Dean- they’re around your neck.

Ian- Oh. Thanks.

Dean- A bloody Vegito begins to follow Flair up the ladder. The 2 both reach cell 3. Vegito swings a weak Right Hand at Flair and Flair ducks and hangs Vegito upside down from the 3rd cell ladder that leads to the top of the cell. And delivers hard chops to the stomach and chest of Vegito. 1 CHOP!!!!!

Flair- WOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Crowd- 2

Flair- WOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Crowd-3

Flair- WOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Crowd- 4

Flair- WOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo

Crowd-5

Flair- W

Dean- NETSCAPE!! NETSCAPE Through the cage, Virus grabbed Flair from behind and just Netscaped Flair(backdrop) though the side of the Cage wall and it breaks open and Flair lands on the outside of cage 3. Virus climbed up to cell 3 and snuck up behind Flair. Not only did Flair back collide with the cell wall but he also landed on the outside of cell 3. And Flair is holding his back rolling in pain. Virus follows Flair to the outside of cell 3 and Picks a worn out and hurt Flair up on his shoulder. Virus is now walking to the Edge of the Cell and I hope he is not serious. There is No WAY. NO WAY,

Ian- this is not good.

Dean – He can’t do it. For the love of god don’t do it. This sold out crowd is on their feet. Come on Virus DON’T DO it. NO, NO, DON’T, DON’T. OOHHHHH NO!!!!!!!

Ian- HE DID IT!!!!

Crowd- Is screaming with excitement.

Dean- Great god almighty, He did it, he did. I can’t believe it. This crowd is going crazy, I’m going crazy.

Ian- Unbelievable.

Crowd- Holy shit, Holy shit

Dean- Folks, Virus has just delivered a Lights Out Powerbomb (last ride) to Flair. And Flair fell from outside the 3rd cell all the way to outside of the 2nd cell. And my dear, Flair is attempting to Stand, watch it, WATCH IT, NO!!!!

Ian- LOOK OUT!!!!!

Crowd even Louder-
Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit, Holy shit

DEAN- Holy shit indeed. Flair has just fell from the 2nd cell and has Exploded our announce table into pieces. With heart and determination, flair tried to Stand up after that fall from the 3rd cage to the 2nd cage, but the fall took so much out of him that he just fell right off the edge of the 2nd cage, crashing and burning right into our table.

To Be Continued

["The Great One" Triple D]

And now Vegito and Virus have made it all the way on top of cell 3 both men are trading right and left punches. Flair is down and out in this car wreckage we uses to call a announce table. Virus and Vegito are both slugging it out with all they have. Virus throws a Punch but Vegito countered, Vegito throws a Left Hook but Misses, Virus Picks him on his shoulders and Delivers a VEGITO COUNTERED and Vegito throws more punches and Virus is rocking back and forth on the edge of cell 3.[/color]

Ian- He’s going to fall too

Dean- Virus is fighting back and is over powering Vegito. But NOW Vegito is fight back; both men are giving it all they have. Vegito misses with a right and SYSTEM CORRUCTION (Walls of Jericho). Virus has Vegito in a SYSTEM CORRUCTION and there is nowhere to go. Vegito is screaming in Pain and there is no rope, there is No DQ, there is nothing Vegito can do now.

Ian- LOOK Dean, I can’t believe this.

Dean- You got to be kidding me. Rick Flair is some how back up. Rick Flair is extremely bleeding and is seriously bruised. Flair is now climbing back up cell 1.

Ian- Flair is an Idiot. He must be crazy

Dean- No Ian, He’s fighting like a champion. He won’t quit. Flair has now reached cell 2. Virus still has Vegito in the System Corruption. Vegito is just yelling in pain Vegito is trying to Lift Up with all his strength. VIRUS is giving, Virus is giving and, and, and A SHARPSHOOTER, Vegito has Reverse the hold and Now has a SHARPSHOOTER on Virus. And Now Virus and Screaming and is in the same pain as vegito.Vegito is squeezing down with everything his got. Flair has now made it to the final and is now climbing the 3rd cage.

Ian- He’s almost there, this is amazing.

Dean- This crowd is still on its feet. This is the wildest match I have ever seen. Vegito finally break the hold as he is just in too much pain to maintain it. Rick Flair AT THE TOP. Flair HAS MADE it to THE TOP. Now Flair and Vegito are slowing slugging it out at the top. Vegito Knocks Flair to the Ground and is dazed. Vegito stumbles back and Virus is Behind him and Virus lift Vegito up but Vegito countered AND ENGLISH WISHING (Angle Slam) to Virus OH MY!!! Virus has been dropped to the 2nd cage. Vegito delivered virus own move a English Wishing dropping Virus off the Top of the 3rd Cell to the 2 cage. Bodies are just falling and dropping all over the place. Flair gets up and Vegito grabs him by the thoat AND SHUTDOWN CHOKESLAM Through the CAGE

Dean- HOLY MOTHER of CARNAGE!!! Flair has just been Chokeslammed through not 1, not 2, BUT 3 CAGES and HAS fallen through the Ring as well.

Crowd- HOLY shit!!!

DEAN- Flair is down, out and has carved his mark into the ring. Vegito Chokeslammed Flair through the cage all the way to the bottom of the ring. There was so much force that Flair went through all 3 cages. Virus is still knocked out on the 2nd cage. And Vegito is reaching and grabbing. And he has the Undisputed Champions of Champions Title. Vegito has done it. He has overcome all odds. He didn’t quit, he didn’t give up, he used both his opponent finishing moves against them and won the match..

Ian- What a war.

Teddy- Here’s your winner VEGITO

Dean- Oh yes it was and boy what a match. This crowd is going wild and man talk about an amazing show of heart and dedication. Flair is bleeding and needs to be rush to a hospital. Vegito is still on top of the 3rd cell just laying and holding the belt. Virus is slowing climbing down the 1st cage to the bottom. Paramedics and EMT's are attending nearly dead Flair in the ring. These 3 men have basically put their lives on the line just to prove who are thee absolute best on most of all for charity. Man what an amazing match. Ladies and gentlemen, we have to go to commercial break we will be back after this with the Grand Finale.

["The Great One" Triple D]

Welcome back folks, We take you to the ring where Tonights Original Host Triple D standing.

Triple D- I know you are all wondering, what is the final verdict on the battle royal, and the fact of the matter is, It's been rescheduled for a later date, (Crowd- Boos). But with that said, that still does not effect tonight cause. So before I announce the grand total of money and donation we have made this evening, I would like to bring out all the EWA superstars that participated in this event. And you fans can show how much you appreciate them.

Introducing first, n.W.o member and the newly crowned Hardcore Champion, REAPER!!!!!

Reaper comes out on crunches and is wraped up from injuries (Crowd Cheers).

Secondly the winner of tonight Weapons on Mass Destruction match GOMEZ.

Gomez comes out with his Head wraped up from injuries (Crowd boos).

Thirdly, Please welcome the Tag Team of Tiger and Pohatu.

Tiger and Pohatu come out bandaged up a bit, but are in much better shape (Crowd shows mixed emotions).

And next, Please welcome the winners of the Tag Team TLC match, Chronic and Abyss (crowd cheers)

Next up, The participants in the Main even triple threat- triple cage match, "The Double Champion" Rick Flair, Virus and the winner of the undisputed champions title Vegito (crowd shows huge pop.)

And A special thanks to the Special guest speaker The Invincible (Crowd goes wild) and last but not least our announcers and guest host From Extreme Zone Teddy and Speaks and from Action Zone, Dean and Ian.

And althrough they could not be here tonight, Triple D would like to thank EWA Administrator Shane Powers, Winter Sanders and Dave Master for letting EWA host this event.

The Glass Shatters and the Rattlesnake comes down to the ring. Triple D once again is pissed off.

Austin- I came out here because I didn't want you to have all the fun. Steve Austin is hosting half of this show to. So therefore I'm out here to announce the grand total earning for this evening. Tonight with the support of the fans, you people, the EWA Superstars, supporters and sponser. For the Make a Wish Foundation, The Fight Like A Champion charity event has raised a estimated grand total of, Drum roll please

710, 000 dollars.

Crowd Cheers and gives standing ovation

The folks here at EWA especially thank you folks out there and here in the arena for you help and support

We raised 462,000 dollars in advanced outside-donations and 244,000 in ticket and donation right here in this arena tonight. And thanks to the you web viewers out there, you've made this event web page (http://exoddus.proboards39.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1106152795) THE MOST VIEWED EWA Page in EWA history with so far 462 clicks. And there is still more to come.

Triple D snatches the microphone away from Austin.

Triple D- Are you done yet.

Austin snatches the microphone back.

Austin- Don't ever snatch anything out of my hand again

Triple D goes to snatch it back but Austin does let it go. Chronic and Abyss stands beside Austin again like earlier. But this time Gomez, Tiger and Pohatu stand behind Triple D. Reaper rally behind Austin. Then Vegito rallies behind Triple D but then Virus rallies behind Austin, followed Flair ralling behind Triple D. Finally after a pause. Invincible rallies behind Austin.

Dean- Oh my goodness look at the picture. It's Triple D, Tiger, Pohatu, Gomez, Vegito and Flair squaring off vs. Austin, Chronic, Abyss, Reaper, Virus and Invincible. This could explode in any minute.



Austin- I believe Austin 3:16 said earlier, I was going to whoop someone ass.

Triple D- Bring the ass and I'll bring the whoopin.

Austin- You don't have to tell me twice.



Dean- And here we go. All 12 men are going out it. I think we may be witnessing our battle royal right now. All 12 men are hammering each other. Triple D is fighting Austin, Tiger and Pohatu is fighting chronic and abyss, gomez is fighting reaper, Vegito and virus are slugging it out, and Flair and Invincible are fighting. All hell has broken loose. Vegito closelines Virus out of the ring. Invincible knocks Flair out of the ring. Now its a 5 on 5. And now Vegito and Invincible are fighting each other. Austin has Triple D in the corner and is stomping a mudhole in him. While both Chronic and Abyss are battling it out with tiger and pohatu. And Gomez and Reaper are fighting in another corner.

Chronic and Abyss have tiger and Pohatu on the ropes and double closeline both of them over the top rope and outside the ring. And Austin team is has the upper hand and is out numbering Triple D team 5 to 3.

Gomez slips outside the ring and walks over by the time keeper and grabs his Steel Chair. Gomez slides back in the ring and delivers A CHAIR SHOT to the head of Reaper, Another CHAIR SHOT to Invincible, and a CHAIR SHOT to Chronic and A CHAIR SHOT now to Chronic. Gomez is eliminating Austin team 1 by 1 and Now a HANGOVER!! to Gomez by The Rattlesnake. And Austin Sends Gomez Flying out the ring. And now its a 5 on 2 with Austin team still having the advantage.

Austin turns around and a DECIMATOR (rock Bottom) to Austin. Triple D decimated Austin. And Chronic, Abyss, Reaper, and Invincible are beating down Vegito with a 4 on 1. Triple D comes over and is fighting off the 4 but he is out numbered and chronic and Abyss are beating down Triple D.

Austin is down, but Invincible and Reaper are double teaming Vegito and Chronic and Abyss are double teaming Triple D.

Ian- Look at this Dean, Look who coming to the ring,

Dean- It's TONY LEE AND ORTON. Here they come in the ring and they are fighting off Chronic and Abyss. We have a war out here. Tony lee and Orton have joined Triple D side and now its 4 on 5. Tony Lee and Orton fight Chronic and Abyss out the ring and up the entrance ramp to the back. And now this just leaves a 3-2 Austin, Invincible and Reaper against Triple D and Vegito. Austin is back up and tells Invincible and Reaper to toss vegito ass out. Invincible and Reaper toss a beaten down Vegito out the ring and now its Just left a 3 on 1. Austin, Invincible and Reaper vs. Triple D. The fans are loving this senario.

Austin picks Triple D up thows him to Invincible. Invincible catches him by the thoat and delivers his finisher "The Freedom Slam" (chokeslam). Austin picks Triple D up again and this time Throws him towards Reaper who nails him with his finsher "The Heartbreaker" (Sweet chin music). Invincible and Reaper signal to Austin to deliver a Hangover. They cheer up a already pumped up crowd. Invincible and Reaper pick up Triple D and hold him. The Rattlesnake gets in Triple D face, smiles at him, gives him the middle finger and then delivers a Hang Over (Stunner). Triple D crashes to the ground.

Austin grabs and microphone and says,

And That's the Bottom Line cause The Rattlesnake Said So!!!!!!!

Dean- The Glass breaks and Austin music begins to play. Austin call for beer and begins to celebrate with Invincible and Reaper. And this sold out crowd is enjoying every minute of it.




Well folks, we are out of time and would like to thank you for joining us tonight and for all your help and support. We hope you enjoyed tonights event. We will see you this sunday for the EWA PPV. Vertigo. But until then so long for just awhile.

End Transmission.

[Morbid Angel]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!