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Post by Dave Masters on Jan 27, 2005 21:01:53 GMT
DEADLINE FOR ROLEPLAYING IS 03/02. ONLY ONE RP IS PERMITTED, AS PER JWA TRADITION. NOONE BUT THE COMPETITORS MAY REPLY IN THIS THREAD.
Timmy Meekster (c) vs. G-Dawg vs. Method Cobra
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Post by TimmyMeekster on Feb 2, 2005 3:19:06 GMT
Timmy Meekster is outside his house, unloading suitcases when an Action Zone reporter shows up
Reporter: “Hi Timmy!”<br> Timmy: “Hello!”<br> Reporter: “Wow, did you just get back from somewhere?”<br> Timmy: “Yeah, my family went to Las Vegas!”<br> Reporter: “Really? Did you go gambling?”<br> Timmy: “No I am much to young! We went to see the circus!”<br> Reporter: “Sounds like fun!”<br> Timmy: “Yeah I got to go on an airplane!”<br> Reporter: “Was that exciting?”<br> Timmy: “YEAH! But the screener wanted me to take of my shoes and have them X-Rayed, but I said no. I’m a little embarrassed about my feet!”<br> Reporter: “Don’t you have to take off your shoes? Isn’t it a law?”<br> Timmy: “No, that’s a misconception!”<br> Reporter: “Oh, I didn’t know that!”<br> Timmy: “Anyways, why did you want to see me?”<br> Reporter: “Any thoughts on your upcoming match?”<br> Timmy: “Yeah I have always won and my mommy says I’m a “SUPERSTAR”. I will hit those silly guys with the Information Overload! They can’t beat me!”<br> Timmy’s mother can be heard calling him
Timmy: “I have to go now!”<br> Timmy goes back to his house and goes inside
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Method Cobra
Jobber
Injured Reserve
Enter the method playgroud it a your own risk!!!
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Post by Method Cobra on Feb 3, 2005 12:31:12 GMT
The scene begin with mc was sit down in the chair at the dark room a light spot the face of MC and the exwa boo MC to see this presence.
Methodcobra:the reason why i a mhere i the dark room cuz i want to begin my promo here. This wednesday i will face Meekster an g-dawg. 2 pathetics opponents .(the fans boo MC) they will feared the the fang of the cobra.(crowd:what?) G-dawg the thug of all this fans.My ex-partner of the D- generation X man you dissapointed me to joined the team of code red why u do this man a anyway your like all this pathetics american cocky and stupid. aah fellow american why all of u acts like ur stupid president george bush this man make me sick.(the fans:BOOOOO) ha ha ha boo me if u want i dont care what do u think of the motnreal bad ass cause tonight im here to talk trash of all those who make me sick the red,white and blue s*** this wednesday Methodcobra will beat all the amercian icon i dunno if the litle lad meekster is a american but anyway he will not still the champs anymore cause i will come at vertigo and the 2 mister will learn who is the man? yeah the man was me .hmm i ca nsay in my side i got a kid who weight 101 lbs and a thug who dissapointed me.Man it your worst humiliation u have beeen humilied by a kid (laugh a lot) sniff G-dawg i dind regnognise you man you are not the man i know .Now your have turn in a lower level .(mc smile)i can say in u your the the national thug loser.
the fans boo
Methodcobra: G-dawg Im not affraid of what you say cause for nwo it not importence to me cause you prove to me you a f***** loser you lost again a kid and too i fear nothing even the dead.I know the road to the hell i already joined a team of this the unholy legion. i make a great time with this team but the only problem im the nowhere of this band im not a dark man it the reason i screw the UL and quite this team.Now im alone like a cowboy and i proud of this i can fight alone in the dark.
Mc take a cigarette and this lighter and he light this cigarette and he smoke.
Methodcobra: s'o G-dawg this wednesday methodcobra will own your pathetics ass at vertigo.
Methodcobra: Hmm i forgot to talk about the litle timmy.The kid of 12 years old who shock the world .In my opinion that was a miracle to beat G-dawg and 3T like that.cause no kid of your age cant do this.
The fans boo mc
Methodcobra: that was a miracle you become the first youngest eurocontinental champion.(litle laugh) well done to become like this but i can guarauntee you wil not stay the champion anymore cause i have the attention to have yuor title and i guess i can do it just like that ( mc snap the figner).So litle kid agaisnt me you have no chance in hell to survive cause i can make you tap out so easily or break your litle neck with my last judgement. I remember what u say later about your maybe litle but you have guts i can congrulate you for this to face me and g-dawg. I guess this wednesday will so easily to retains what i need the eurocontinental.
The fans boo methodcobra and a fans show a sign who it write MC fear Meekster and a another Mc is a big liar.
Mc laugh
Methodcobra: all of you people make me laugh tonight. all of u think it will be your hero g-dawg and meekster can humiliate me.Well think what do u think i can guarantee of all of u you wil be dissapointed cause when i will pin g-dawg or make meekster tap out .I will become your national enemy heh heh eh all gonna hate me for this.Th reason also why i need to chalenge the euroncontinental champion cause i need to prove im the man of the ring i will prove also i can win some other title that the hardcore title.My destiny it to become the golden champion and eurocontinental champion and not a kid or a thug will stop me or no.OHH HELL NO i can guarantee of all of u the montreal bad ass will become victorious.
The fans boo mc and chants boring.
Methodcobra: ha ha boo me anityme you want for me all of u all just sp idiot tonight i got a boring crowd since my debut in a jwa all of u toss bullS***T at your unique hero who can resovle a weird prolbem like a child of 12 years old who got my championship belt.( the fans boo MC)Meekster was nothing comparate as a champion.He is too weak,too cocky and not at the same league of the tall this champion was too young he cannot become the champion and too who the hell got the idea of the parent of meeskter it a briliant idea to destroy your kid by a toughess son of a B**** like me i got one thing to say both of u are dump and also why the exwa bring me a easy target that was pathetic.
The fans boo louldy methodcobra and chants asshole.
commentator: look at methodcobra no respect for this kid!!.
comentator2: well MC right he got a defenless target in this sight the only thing who can save america it if g-dawg won or someone who help meekster to kick mc ass.
Methodcobra: i woulb like to talk a litle bit of my former partner of the jwa G-dawg. at vertigo i will not just cocentrate agaisnt Meekster dont worry i not forigve you i know u want to receive a ass kicken of my part i know u want this u waiting for this u want a piece of the montreal bad ass.Heh..... well this thurday your wish will be granted cause i ave the attention to take u done stupid litle fresh .all those rapper dont impress and i hate rap ad hip hop tihs music S*ck .Like cena say you are jsut listen some movie of 8 mile they jsut give u the mentality of eminem.
The exwa crowd: MC suck! MC suck! MC suck! MC SUCK !.
Methodcobra: G-dawg and timmy this thurday u better be ready cause im ready of all those obstacle im ready to become the eurocontinental AND NOTHING I SAY NOTHING CA NSTOP ME....
MC open the light and he open this locker room suddendly a boiler or water fall into the head of MC.
Mc become pissed and he want to know who is behinf this but he looks a paper in the ground and he open.
MC read the message of meekster.
and the crowd laugh of MC.
Methodcobra: HI MC IT me timmy is just say dont think highly casue im not the kid of waht u think and too im a rare kid i like to prank the opponent who have hate by all and i give u a present for a a good luck i hope u like to smell crap!!!.
The crowd look disgust when mc look at this boot and he look meekster put some crap at this boot e realise Meekster screw him again.
Methodcobra: damn i swear of this this thursday i think i will do the job of this parent punish this stupid KID I WILL DO THE JOB OF THE NO COMPETENT AND MONSTER LAD.
Mc slam change the boot and he begin to wash this boot and the scene fade for a comercial break
occ: Hope u enjoyed it
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G-Dawg
New Member
ExWA Eurocontinental Champion
Posts: 131
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Post by G-Dawg on Feb 3, 2005 21:03:32 GMT
The scene opens in an empty hallway. The walls are painted a dull gray and there are no decorations what so ever. No chairs along the ways, no pictures or mirrors on the walls. Just the simple dull gray paint. Nothing more and nothing less. Suddenly a man walks out of a room and walks down the hall. He goes into a larger room..this one full of people. One of them is ExWA superstar G-Dawg who is sitting in a chair in the corner. The man goes up to him and G-Dawg slowly lifts up his head and wipes his brow. The doctor puts on his straightest face and stares right at G-Dawg.
Doctor: I don't know how to break this to you Shawn but..shes gone. It was her time, god had a reason for her to go. What it is we don't know yet. But don't worry Shawn you'll get through this somehow.
G-Dawg shakes his head from side to side then goes down the hall and stands outside of the room the doctor came from. A faint long beeping noise is heard from the room. He pinches himself..attempting to wake up from this horrible nightmare but finally gets it through his head that this really is happeneing. He walks into the room and an elderly woman is lying on a bed with an iv attatched to her. There is a straight line on the moniter and he sits there by the bed in silence. He lets out a long breath and walks out of the room with his head down staring at the ground as he walks out of the hospital. He goes into the parking lot and gets into his '69 Cadillac and sits in the car for awhile. Then out of nowhere he bangs his hands on the wheel shakes his head slowly. After awhile he drives out of the parking lot. His cell phone beeps and he picks it up and sees his text message. It reads:
G-Dawg v.MC v. Meekster euro title at vertigo
After he sees that he doenst know whether to cheer up or not. He just lets out a sigh and tries to smile.
G-Dawg: Well looks like I'm gonna get my rematch. Whether I'll be ready or not is still unsure. I mean my grandmother just fucking died. Shes gone. And I'm sitting here worrying about my title. What is wrong with me. Well I'm gonna have to move on eventually, why not now. I got this little shit head who took my title when what he needs to be doing is sitting his ass in school like every other twelve year old kid. He doesn't belong in the ring. People may call me harsh for beatin up a little kid but he wanted in here. Hes gonna have to put up with it. Then on the other hand we've got Method Cobra. Boy do I remember you. D-X back in the JWA. Formed almost right before it closed. What the hell was I thinking forming a group with you and 3-T. Damn I must have been out of my mind. But none the less hes a great competitor. More than I can say for that other little shit. But Method you'll be the main one I'm focused on in this match. Not Meekster. You! You're one of the people I've had my eye on since I got here. And I have to tell you, when I got to the JWA I thought you were nothing. Then I formed D-X with you, whether I did a good job on that or not I'm still not sure of. But when I joined you I gained a new respect for you. You became a superstar to me. I had always viewed you as someone who would be a pushover, someone who I could just walk over. You aren't. But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna beat your ass at Vertigo. Because you're after MY title. Thats right Method...its mine. Not Meekster's that little asswipe doesnt even belong here. So as far as I'm concerned I'm still Eurocontinental Champion. Whether I have it on my waist or not doesn't matter. Not 'till Vertigo atleast. Because once Vertigo comes I will beat the living hell out of Meekster and you and put back where it belongs..with me. And once it gets there safe and sound, it won't be leaving for awhile. The reason I lost that match with Meekster is 'cause of my grandmother. She got in a car accident. So I decided she is much more important than some title I can easily get back from some little jobber and went to the hospital instead of cutting a promo. And as far as I can see that was the right choice because look at where she is now..gone. So you better hold onto that title tight boy..cause G-Dawg is coming for ya. I don't give a shit if you're twelve hell you could be 8. You have whats mine and I'm coming to take it back. There is nothing you or Cobra and do about it Meekster. I have my sights set on that title Meekster and after Vertigo I will become the first ever person to hold that Eurocontinental Title twice. Won't that be something. Not only the first to hold it but also the first to hold it twice. You got lucky Meekster. Because everybody out there knows that I could kick your ass anyday. But enough talk about Meekster. Hes not worth my time. Cobra, you're my real challenge in this match. Meekster was just thrown in there because he has what we want. That title is what we have our sights on. This kid is just the third wheel here. He might as well just sit in the corner and learn how to tie his shoes or something because he isn't going to contribute to this match one damn bit. So when me and you step into that ring Cobra...you better be ready. I'm not going to let that title slip away from my grasps once more. Its going to be mine just like it should be.
G-Dawg begins driving off. He gets to an empty parking lot and there is an old run down building there. He pulls out a set of keys and unlocks the door and turns on the lights. Its a gym. There is a ring in the middle, a punching bag in the corner, some treadmills all around the room, as well as stair-masters. There are weights all around the room and lots of other equipment. G-Dawg sits in a chair in the corner of the room and stares up at the ceiling. He looks around the room and walks over to a heater and turns it on, the boards creaking as he does so. Somebody comes to the door and he lets them in. They hand him two twenty dollar bills and he puts it in his pocket.
Man: Here is my membership fee Shawn. I know its a little late but I just got it. Oh by the way I heard you've got your rematch with Meekster at Vertigo, kick that little twelve year olds ass. He deserves it man. He doesn't need to be in the ExWA he needs to be doing what every other twelve year old does, sit around and jack off to porn.
G-Dawg: Ummm John, I don't think many twelve year olds do that. They're a little too young for it. They've gotta be at least thirteen. You were one horny little monkey weren't you John.
The man turns red then goes over to the weights and starts lifting them. Many more people begin to pile in. Each giving him membership fees. He takes them all and puts them in his back pocket with the other peoples. After awhile a man that looks to be about 20 walks up to G-Dawg. G-Dawg nods at him and points to the ring.
Man #2: Hey Shawn, ready to spar. But thanks again for letting me do this. Training with a pro will really help me get ready for that indy company thats coming around here. Hey maybe they'll make it big one day and I can be as big as you. I know I wrestled in High School but that can't help much. You don't take bumps like you do in the pros there.
G-Dawg: Thats true. Get in the ring and get ready. Oh and Jack, I'm not gonna take it easy on you this time. I'm gonna treat you just like an opponent in ExWA. So you're gonna take a couple of bumps, thats for sure.
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G-Dawg
New Member
ExWA Eurocontinental Champion
Posts: 131
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Post by G-Dawg on Feb 3, 2005 21:03:58 GMT
Jack nods at G-Dawg and gets in the ring. G-Dawg follows. He takes off his shirt as does Jack, the two look about the same in muscles but G-Dawg has more experience. People begin to crowd around the ring as the two go head to head. The two lock up and G gets the upper hand. He pushes Jack back and he falls. Jack gets up and runs at G-Dawg and goes for a clothesline but G-Dawg ducks and hits a german suplex. Jack holds his head in pain and G-Dawg puts in a headlock. Jack after awhile gets the strength to fight out of it and elbows G-Dawg in the stomache and follows it up with a quick ddt. G quickly gets back up and Jack runs at G-Dawg as if he is going to clothesline him but doesn't. G-Dawg falls for the bait and ducks then Jack puts G-Dawgs head inbetween his legs and hits a powerbomb on G and goes for a quick pin. 1..kickout. G-Dawg gets back up and hits Jack with a right, left, left, left, right, left, right, right then hits kicks him in the gut and lifts him up over his shoulders and hits the G-Drop. Jack lies there motionless and G-Dawg goes to the top rope and hits an elbow drop. He quickly picks Jack up and goes for an F-Bomb and connects. 1..2..3. He picks Jack up and pats him on the back. Jack is finally coming to his senses and realizes he lost. He asks G-Dawg for a rematch so G-Dawg locks up with him once more and pushes him back on the ground. Jack still hasn't cought his breath so he lies there for awhile. But shortly after G-Dawg pulls him into the center of the ring and locks in a boston crab. Jack sits there in pain for awhile and thinks about tapping but doesn't. After awhile he pulls himself towards the ropes and grabs onto them, forcing G to release it. He does so and lets Jack get back up. G-Dawg grabs Jack and puts him up for a suplex. He keeps him up in the air for awhile and as he is about to go down Jack rolls down G's back and goes for what looks lile a roll up but turns it into a modified ankle lock. G is in the center of the ring and looks as if he might tap. But after awhile he flips over and stands up. He grabs Jacks other leg and goes for a sharpshooter. Jack begins to scream in pain. He tries to go for the ropes but G-Dawg keeps pulling him back. Jack has no choice but to tap. As he does so G-Dawg lets go of the hold and shakes hands with Jack. The crowd applauds the two men and get back to their exercises.
G-Dawg: Well theres a little bit of training done. Not like I'll need much more. I mean I'm going up against a twelve year old and a canadian. I don't need much more training. So Method Cobra is in the match..that doesn't mean I should be worried. I've got the title on the line here. When I am going up for a title I am undefeated. That means when a big challenge has been put before me, I rise up to it. I come out, put on a show and win that title. And once I do that at Vertigo, I will become the first Two Time Eurocontinental Champion. You hear me, two time champion. This little shit Meekster won't know what hit him. So I sound a little rough, saying I'm going to kick a little twelve year olds ass. Well too bad. He's got that title now, hes a marked man...or a marked boy. But Meekster isn't my main focus on this match, my main focus is Method Cobra. He's the only one who I should worry about. Method you're great, I can't say you aren't. But I'm better than you. You came to me with the plan for D-X so I jumped. I've always been successful in stables, apparently that wasn't meant to be because the JWA closed before we could do anything. Just think, in the NWO I was a tag champ, and North American champ. Back in the WCXF I was Hardcore Champ when I teamed with Mystical. D-X was the first group that I wasn't successful in. So when I was in it I beat Vegito, but I didn't get any gold. You aren't succesful until you have any gold. Then 3-T had his head too far up his ass to go after anything other than the Hardcore Title..the easiest one to get in JWA. He always wanted to take the easy way out, I dont. I want to make my way to the top. Id rather have never held a title, but have come within an inch of becoming Golden Champion, than having all of the jobbers titles when I'm really talented enough to hold something worth being proud for. And you Meth, you've been a two time hardcore champion, am I right. Jobber title. Now you've got your shot at a real title, we're facing this 12 year old shit who doesn't even belong here. I'm going to make that kid go cryin' home to his momma, and Cobra..with you and me, whatever happens happens. You beat me, I will congratulate you and move onto bigger and better things. Things like the Golden Title, and the Ironman title. That is after T.I kicks this little Dragon Master's ass. So as far as I'm concerned..if you win this thing, I'm moving on. You beat me and you can have it. Because not many people can say they've beaten me. If you do, then congratulations. If not, try again next time. But you've got alot of spunk in you man. You're gonna go places. If you would just get it through your head that Hardcore gold means nothing. Anyone can have hardcore gold, I mean look at the two hardcore champs, Spike and Mastema. I mean come on. These guys are lucky they even got hardcore gold. They don't have enough talent for that, and thats sad. So Method just get it through your head. Hardcore gold is for little jobbers who can't win a real title, maybe our little buddy Meekster should go for hardcore gold. That would be something he would actually deserve. I mean he can beat Mastema. I mean hes a big twelve year old, you know thats enough to go somewhere in the ExWA. Considering everyone here is around that age. But seriously Meekster, go home. You're not welcome here. You don't take my advice then you'll just have to put up with even more pain. Method, talk all of the shit you want but keep your words short and sweet, cause it might come back to bite you in the ass. I hope you're a religious man Method, you to Meekster, because it will take a fucking MIRACLE for you two ass whipes to beat me for MY title.
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