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Post by Dave Masters on Jan 27, 2005 21:02:50 GMT
DEADLINE FOR ROLEPLAYING IS 03/02. ONLY ONE RP IS PERMITTED, AS PER JWA TRADITION. NOONE BUT THE COMPETITORS MAY REPLY IN THIS THREAD.
Ric Flair vs. "Mental" Johnny Magnum
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Post by ricflair on Feb 3, 2005 22:23:22 GMT
*The Xtreme Vision opens up at the Charlotte North Caraliona airport where Ric flair can be seen putting his luggage through customs and is going down the tunnel to board his flight for his trip to Hong Kong where he is to stay until Vertigo to freshen up for mis match against his partner for the vacant Golden championship*
Flair: Where have my blood bags got to
Checkout Voice: Could all passengers flying out to Hong Kong please board the plane now
*Flair gets a very annoyed look on his face*
Flair: Damn those damn bags better get there or there is going to be alot of low blowing going on in Hong kong
*Flair carries on walking down the tunnel and boards the plane and enters the presidential suite especially made for him as he sits in his seat all he can think about is the title match at vertigo and what style he'll have to use to defeat Johnny Magnum*
Staff member: Excuse me
*Flair still day dreaming doesn't realise there is anyone there*
Cabin member: Excuse ME!
Flair: Oh sorry, what can i help you with?
Cabin member: Well i was wondering if everything is ok and is there anything i can get you.
Flair: Now that you mention it could you check if my bags were put safetly onto the plane?
Cabin Member: sure thing i'll be right back after i've checked
Flair: Thanks very much.
*Flair sits patiently as he awaits for the Cabin Crew member to return with information about the luggage problem and after about five minutes she finally returns*
Flair: So did you find anything out?
Cabin member: Yes, your luggage is all safely on board now can i get you anything to make your journey and enjoyable one?
Flair: Well could i have a walkman with some Fozzy Cd's and a dvd player with an episode of Futurama on it?
Cabin Crew: I'll see what i can do, will that be all?
Flair: oh yes i nearly forgot could i have a MC Flair meal
Cabin Crew Member: But we don't sell them, infact they don't even exsist!
*Flair turns a very annoyed shade of red in the face and begins to get angry*
Flair: What do you mean you don't sell them and what the hell are you going on about, that they don't exsist, of course they exsist i invented them
Cabin Crew Member: Well i'll try my best
*The crew member now shaking by fright*
Flair: OHHHH! you won't just try you will bring them here i want them on my table by 7:00 pm tonigh and it's 5:00 pm right now so i'd get working if i were you
Cabin Crew Member: Yes Mr Flair what ever you say sir
*Flair watches until the Cabin Crew member has walked out of the room and continues to day dream as he day dreams the cabin member begins to speak under her breath*
Cabin Crew Member: Yes Sir, No Sir, Three bags full Sir. When will i quit this dead end job?
Flair: I thought i told you to get working
Cabin Crew member: I'm just going
*She walks out of the room as flair looks onto the tv screen and switches it on he sees images of a promo for his match against Johnny Magnum for vertigo with the ExWA Golden championship on the line*
Flair: This is more like it just as long as they show all of my good points and all of Johnny's bad points that's the only way that it'll be perfect
*The promo begins but to flair's dislike it shows the good points of Magnum as well as flair's own bad point*
Flair: Bloody crap creators just wait until they here from me, they aren't going to like what i have to say that's for sure infact they'll have it taken off of the Television
For good Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*Flair continues to moan and groan as the scene comes to an end*
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Post by ricflair on Feb 3, 2005 22:26:43 GMT
*Flair awakes from his long sleep on the plane and hears a voice in the background, flair turns around but no-one is there*
Captain's voice: We have now arrived in Hong Kong please enjoy your stay
Flair: I'll enjoy it even more when i'll chilled off and ready to kick Johnny's ass Whooooooo
*The other passengers listen loud and clear to flair* Other passengers: Whoooooooooo!
Captain's Voice: If you are in the upper class section of the plane could you plese leave through the doors on your right and for the economy passengers could you please leave through the main entrances of the plane, Thankyou
*Flair gets out of his seat and walks down the steps leading to the ground carrying his Universal Tag Team Championship over his shoulder as he walks into the fresh air loud screams can be heard as flair realises all of his fans from Hong Kong have arrived they are behind guard rails but still wanting flair's autograph. Ric sees a woman struggiling to get through the crowd and walks over to her*
Flair: Hey everyone
Crowd: Whoooooooooooooooo!
Flair: Could all be very kind and let this kind lady through
*The fans seperate so that the woman can get through and see holds out a pen and paper out to Ric*
Woman: Thankyou for signing this
Flair: No problem, who's this to by the way?
Woman: Anne marie
Flair: Ok nice name
Woman: Thanks i wanted to say goodluck at Vertigo in the title match, i know Johnny is your tag team partner but he will always play second fiddle to you Ric afterall your god! you can out wrestle anyone in the company
Flair: Thanks for those lovely and very enthusiastic comments i just wish everyone had so much faith in me going into the match
Anne Marie: Johnny 'Mental' Magnum is just an inflated dummy, he can't wrestle at all and Ric when you walk out the golden champion i will be there watching as you absolutely destroy him and how you make sure that you end his career
Flair: Well Anne Marie i wouldn't go that far otherwise i wouldn't have a tag team partner left haha and well i kind of like this Tag team championship on my shoulder *Flair suddenly sees a titantron near by and takes a closer glance he can see shane power's on the main screen*
Shane: The match between Johnny 'Mental' Magnum and the 'Nature boy' Ric Flair will now be a non- title match please all enjoy
*The titantron goes to black*
Flair: They can't do this god damn him!
Anne Marie: Ric you can beat him still even if the title isn't on the line no problem don't worry about it as long as you are in top condition you will have a chance of winning, remember Ric just use the old style of styling and profyling and you'll do fine
Flair: You know what i guess your right thanks for believing in me and trust me i won't let you down in the match and i will get my partner Johnny Magnum to tap out to the figure 4 leglock and when his hand hits the mat only then will i be happy and only then will i know who the superior wrestler is in the untouchables team
Anne Marie: You can't say fairer than that i guess
Flair: I guess you can't, oh and here's a few gifts for cheering me up to go with the signature
Anne Marie: Thanks Ric, i don't know what to say
Flair: You already said what i needed to hear, Thanks
Anne Marie: Thank you too
Flair: Hey how would you like to join me in my five star apartment for the weekend?
Anne Marie: I'd love to Ric
*Anne Marie's face fills with Joy as she links arms with ric as they walk down the red carpet to the check in terminal the crowd begin to cheer as she kisses Ric on the cheek*
Flair: Whoooooooooooooooooooo!
Anne Marie: Whooooooooooooooo!
Flair: I guess this holiday is getting even better already
Anne Marie: I guess it is
*The two walk down the tunnel to pick up their suite cases but Anne Marie is waiting some time for her's as she waits a couple of thugs can be heard shouting abuse over*
Thug: Hey what you doing with that old man why don't you come over here and get a real man
Anne Marie: Oh i'm fine right here but if i ever need a real man i'll wait until one comes along and no that doesn't mean you, got it
Thug: NO! not really you see disrespecting me isn't a great way to start, do you understand?
Anne Marie: Well if you slowed down a bit i mgiht be able to understand you
*The thug gets red in the face as he comes over to flair and pushes him to the ground*
Thug: Come on old man
*Flair looks xtremely pissed off and gets up*
Flair: Old man? Old man? Who are you calling old man? Thug: Wellll YOU!
*Flair now very pissed off launches at the Thug*
Flair: Now your going to feel how i chop my opponents into one million pieces
*Flair begins the chopping process on the thug, as flair rips the the Thug's shirt he begins to chop at him*
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Post by ricflair on Feb 3, 2005 22:27:11 GMT
Flair: So how do you like that?
*There is no response from the thug so flair thinks that he is enjoying the pain so flair hits the lowblow*
Flair: Now that was the ace of spades move or in your case the ball cruncher
*The Thug is lieing on the floor, rolling around in agony as he begins to feel the effect of the lowblow*
Thug: You Bastard!
Flair: Oh i know i'm what ever you say but at the end of the day junior your the one getting beat up by the old man so to speak
Thug: Not for long
*The thug gets up and goes for a punch which is blocked by flair, which he then counters into a thumb to the Thug's eyes blinding him for a minute or two*
Thug: I'm not finished yet
Flair: Good because neither am i, not by a long shot because my signature move is still to come and you should know more than all how much it actually hurts so buckle up for the ride of your life
*The Thug gets back to his feet but flair executes another lowblow and the Thug goes crashing to the ground. When the thug is down and out Anne Marie begins to cheer*
Anne Marie: Finish him Ric!!
Flair: Don't worry the end is now!
*Flair kneels over to the Thug picks up his leg and locks in the figure 4 leg lock*
Thug: AHHHHHHH! get the hell off of me you senile old bastard!
Flair: What was that?
*Flair continues the pain as the Thug screams in agony*
Thug: I said get off me right now or my mates are going to sort you out
Flair: That's the problem with the new generation, they never can fight for themselves oh well if your asking for a bit extra then here it comes
*Flair locks the figure 4 leg lock in even tighter as the tough guy persona that he puts on is transformed into what he really is, nothing more than a coward as the tears begin to run down his eyes*
Thug: Please stop it, PLEASE!
Flair: Sorry i didn't here your screaming to loud haha
Thug: I said please release it
Flair: I would but you need to say how the old are great and how your generation suck
Thug: Ok, yeah right you senile old man
*Flair continues to tighten the move*
Flair: I guess you want the main course
Thug: Ok i'm sorry and the old people are the best and my generation suck
Flair: That's more like it and in future don't ever try to rob from a legendary wrestlers good friend
Anne Marie: Yeah you tell him Ric!!
*Flair lets the move unlock as he stares the Thug in the eyes all he gets back is a glance as the Thg tries to run away flair connects with a lowblow*
Anne Marie: YEAH! take that! no-one messes with the Nature Boy isn't that right Ric?!
Flair: That's damn right, now where are those damn suitecases of your's?
Anne Marie: Look they're over there
Flair: Finally!
Anne Marie: I know it's about time too
Flair: Yeah come on lets get them
Anne Marie: Hope they're not to heavy for you
Flair: Nothings too heavy for me
Anne Marie: That's good to hear
*Flair and Anne Marie walk over to pick up her suite cases and flair realises the actual weight of them, they pick them up and walk out of the airport and into a limo as they are taken to the hotel*
Flair: Thank god they have wheels
Anne Marie: I thought you said you could manage them
*In a moments panic flair has a reply*
Flair: Oh it's so that the driver will be able to get them into the limo
Anne Marie: A limo? Oh wow
*The scene fades away*
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Post by ricflair on Feb 3, 2005 22:28:26 GMT
*The Xtreme Vision returns with Anne Marie and flair entering a live performance by Fozzy Anne Marie and Flair take their seats and watch the show after the show Flair makes his way onto the stage for his press confrence interview*
Flair: Good Evening all
Interviewers: Whooooooooooooooo!
Interviewer: Hey Flair how are you feeling going into this non-title match?
Flair: Well i'm feeling 100% as you have all gathered i'm a little annoyed that the title isn't on the line but other than that i'm feeling great going into this and i'm hoping to walk out the winner
Interviewer: Has your lose against Rusty affected you in anyway?
Flair: Well straight after the match you can imagine that i was pretty pissed off but i have re-gained my focus and i'm ready for the fight of my life against Johnny Magnum and if he wants a war then he has come to the right place for the war and believe me he won't find a tighter opponent than me and i know he maybe my Tag team partner but that doesn't mean that he'll get less of a beating because he will get the same beating just like everyone else
Interviewer: Since Johnny is your Tag team partner aren't you worried that he knows your tactics?
Flair: Not really because we haven't been a tag team for that long so i'm not that worried at all and why should i be afterall me and johnny both have different tactics that we can try out so it'll be an interesting match to say the very least and i hope that i can put on a show like non other to the nature boy fans of the ExWA and i can guarentee to the fans that they will not be leaving their seats during the match because they will all see how the nature boy styles and profiles the greatest off that extent and when the fans are satisfied they won't just stay like that they will get even more
Interviewer: I'm sure they'll enjoy it very much. What would winning this match mean to you?
Flair: Well it will mean a lot but not as much as it would have done, had it been a title match then a win would be the target but because it's not then i still want the win but not as such shigh stakes as for the golden title match. Eventhough the title is not on the line i will still fight my way to the top of the company to show that i can still be the very best that they're is so don't worry Ric flair will be carrying that Golden championship again in the near future
Anne Marie: You tell them Ric!
Interviewer: Please be quiet
Anne Marie: No you shut up
*The Interviewer goes a little red*
Flair: Whooooo!
Interviewer: Now lets please continue. What affect would this have on the team do you think?
Flair: Well it will take it's course on the team that's for sure but the main point is not to let it get out of hand because if we let that happen then we might as well not even be a team, but i'm sure that we'll get through this our morales maybe damaged but i'm sure we can continue the team of the Untouchables and the alliance of Death's Army throughout our ExWA career's until we figure it's time to call it a day
Interviewer: Fair comment i guess
Anne Marie: More like great comment
Interviewer: I've told you once i won't tell you again
Anne Marie: Ok tough guy
Interviewer: Have you made any major changes in your training programe for this match?
Flair: Well if you mean the doseage of steriods naa i'm only kidding well i have made a few changed the major change being alot longer in the weights section to boost on my upper body skills and to make sure that i settle this match in the bag before Johnny can even take off and with that in mind i shouldn't really have a problem in winning the non -title match and you can be sure that management will take notice of me in the ring and you can be sure that they will see the next golden champion in me oh it's true it's naitch True! and in other areas of training i have done alot of test tracks to apply spped to the maximum that it'll go and trust me when i get speedy you never know what to expect, that is a known fact because Johnny can ask anyone of my former opponents, anyone in the elimination chamber will understand that i will strike you when you least expect it and at exactly the right time to take advantage of Johnny and to capitalize on the match and get the victory for the Nature boy and my naitchmainiacs
Anne Marie: That's Ric through and through
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Post by ricflair on Feb 3, 2005 22:28:50 GMT
Interviewer: Would you please have this woman escorted out of the building
Flair: No!, stop Anne Marie is my guest and so she will remain here unless you don't want this interview to continue
*The interviewer looks none to pleased but continues all the same*
Interviewer: Ok she can stay aslong as she keeps quiet
Anne Marie: Thanks Ric
Interviewer: Ric alot of people have been cheering for you but not only that alot of people have been cheering for Johnny does that ever get you down?
Flair: Well it doesn't really because i know that Death's Army are very popular in the ExWA company and i have accepted that but we both have our supporters and we will both put on a great performance and at the end of the day only the best man will win and walk out as the better member of the team and at the end of the day we all know that the winner will be me! Now don't we?
Interviewer: Well that remains to be seen, afterall the match hasn't happened yet
Flair: Just shut your mouth
*The camera zoom's in on Flair*
Flair: You see Johnny me and you maybe tag team partners but that doensn't mean that i will not rip you limb from limb infact far from it but what i will do is make sure you indure all of the pain that i have to dish out and let me tell you Johnny that is a hell of a lot. Now you may have your strength but you also have your weaknesses and you have a slight bit of experience but realise that Johnny you only have a slight Experience rating where as i have the more experience and that is what will work in my favour during the match i just hope that i don't burn you out too early on but if i do well then what can i say but that you have just been beaten by the master of this sport.
*The Crowd cheer in the audience*
Flair: Now Johnny in many sports the great one can be beaten and the great team can be beaten but that is in some sports and in some companies but i do not loose easily. Sure i lost to Rusty and my Golden championship with it but the point is that i made a mistake and paid the price for it by loosing my Golden championship even if i did go slightly easy on him but that's for another time. So Johnny do not think that just because i am old and a little senile that i won't come into that ring and show you what's what because i can and if you provoke me i will but trust me you will not enjoy the consequences that will be fatal to your career and fatal to you!
Anne Marie: That's why he's the 'Nature Boy'
Flair: Like Anne Marie said that is why i am the Nature boy i didn't earn that name over night and the dirtest player in the game slogan i have been given i didn't get that over rnight either. Johnny you need to smell the roses and realise they're not all sweet some of them are horrible and this match will horrible for you because that's the way i want it to go and if you don't like it that way then tough because that's the way that it's gonna go and if you can't get rough in a match with the Nnature boy then how will you fair with the bigger built guys they might not be as skilled but they sure have the power.
I see that's what you thrive on Johnny, your strength and to be honest i can't really blame you because back in the day i was well built too but back then there wasn't really much competition with the range of superstars but today there is a huge range of talent and there is alot of money to be made because the fans enjoy it and they want to see more it's a common fact that everyone know's and if you don't then i really don't know what your doing here
Anne Marie: Say it like you mean it Ric
Flair: It's like Ti says it doesn't matter what they say becasuse when it comes down to it it's who is capable of getting the job done and we shall find that out at Vertigo in the match and you know it's a shame it's a non-title match because i would love to take the title from you not just for me but for us all and it will prove as a guide to you and a sort of goal for you to reach in a sort of way for you to follow and perhaps one day you may finally get the upper hand on the nature boy but until then keep on dreaming because until you have your standards high enough you will never catch your goal
*The crowd listen more closely to the Nature Boy*
Anne Marie: Go on Ric!!
Flair: Thanks Anne Marie, now this match does mean quite alot to me so i will be willing to tear through you but i don't want this to affect the team but if it has to then i hope it doesn't affect us in the break down of deaths army/ The untouchables but we will see who the superior is and Johnny may the best man come to the stage now
*Flair gets a smug look on his face*
Flair: Wait i'm already on the stage so i guess the best man already won, Johnny Vertigo will be a war beyond your control i'm just waiting for the bomb to diffuse and for me to hit the final blow to you and that being the Figure 4 leg lock. Johnny i'll see you at Vertigo
*Flair stands up as the crowd cheer for the nature boy*
Flair: Whooooooooo!
*Flair walks off the stage and walks over to Anne Marie*
Anne Marie: Ric that was one hell of a performance you put on there
Flair: Thanks i couldn't have done it without you
Anne Marie: Vertigo here we come!!
Flair: and Johnny 'MENTAL' Magnum here i COME!
*The scene starts to fade out as Anne Marie and Flairalk out together as the scene closes down*
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Post by ricflair on Feb 3, 2005 22:29:13 GMT
OOC: I hope you have all enjoyed my Rp i would like to Thank Vegito for giving me permission to use him but i'm sorry that i didn't the style i had going was flowing pretty well anyway lets hope Johnny has something to match my Vertigo RP and whooooooooooooooooo! lol
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