Ironman Title: The Invincible vs. G-Dawg

[Dave Masters]

Deadline is 3/11 at 6 PM Est, 11 PM UK.

Only they can rp here.

[G-Dawg]

The scene opens in a dark alleyway. The only light is coming from the moon shining down on it. The camera slowly walks through the alley. Looking down every corner for the sight of someone. After awhile there is a dead end. The camera man looks as if he is about to give up but he sees something move in the corner. He shakes a bit then a man walks out of the shadows. He lights a lighter right in front of his face and its revealed to be G-Dawg. He smiles and he scratches his chin. He takes his hoodie off and throws it on the ground. He looks back at it as he walks off down the street. He sits down on a bench on the corner of a street. By the bus stop. A kid, about 15 sits down next to him. He stares a hole through G-Dawg who is paying the kid no mind. After awhile the kid speaks up.

Kid: Hey...I think I know you from somewhere. You're G-Dawg from the ExWA aren't you. I watch you on Xtreme Zone every single week. Hey I heard you have a match against The Invincible at Quest For Gold..are you gonna beat him. I hope you do, then you'd be a double champion again.

G-Dawg: Yeah kid, I'm G-Dawg and yes I'm facing The Invincible. God, how do you people find out about this stuff. Some people backstage don't even know that yet..kids nowadays and that damn internet. Anyways, what do you want. An autograph, tickets..come on I gotta catch a bus.

Kid: Nah, not really. I just think talkin' to ya is kinda cool. So...you're gonna win right. Cause I got a bet with my friend that you'll kick T.I's ass, if I lose I gotta give him twenty bucks. So you better win man, thats all I have now. And thats what I gotta use to pay for my lunch for the next two weeks.

G-Dawg: Well first off, if I were you I wouldn't be bettin' if that was my lunch money..and second yes I will beat T.I and I will become a double champion. T.I is a great competitor..don't get me wrong, but I'm simply better. Thats all I have to say about him and thats all I will say about him. I have the utmost respect for T.I and I actually look forward to this match. Not because it will make the the only two time double champion in ExWA history, but I will also have pulled off a win against the incredible T.I. Its gonna be a tough one but I've gone through worse. Remember Vegtio, that guy put up one HELL of a fight, but in the end it just wasn't enough to take me down. Its as simple as that. He couldn't beat me, if we faced each other again..he wouldn't beat me. But I still respect him, just like I respect T.I. Hell I've beaten T.I before as well, in a tag match. Me and Shadow vs. The Reaper and T.I, our first title defense. And we came out on top. That boosted my confidence, I took down two of the JWA's FINEST. And I was still a rookie in the JWA world.

Kid: Oh yea..I remember that match. Those two put up one hell of a fight. And that match with Vegito, I was at that Extreme Zone. The one where those fans tipped your Mustang over then you got in a fight with one of them...kicked his ass to. But when you beat T.I before you had Shadow by your side, could that have meant something. I mean maybe if you would have faced him one on one back then you might now have won, I guess we'll find out at Quest For Gold if you would have or not.

G-Dawg:.......Yea I guess we will. Well...I know that talk that you didn't wanna just talk so here are some tickets to Quest For Glory, I gotta catch the bus now kid, hope to see you there.

With that the bus pulls up and G-Dawg gets on it. He sits towards the back and covers his face, trying to avoid another conversation with someone. He sits there for awhile, it seems as if the bus is going slow as a snail. He sits there and begins tapping his foot, bad idea. People begin to look at him and realize who it is. They all swarm around him and he runs to the front of the bus and tells the driver to immediatly stop the bus. He does so and G-Dawg jumps out and flies down the street. He goes about six or seven blocks then finally stops and finds a bench to sit on. He sits there and waits around for awhile. He finally takes out his cell phone and calls somebody. Who it is nobody knows yet other than him and the person hes calling. After about 10 minutes he hangs up and a car pulls up and G-Dawg gets up and hops in. He thanks the man who picked him up and the scene fades out.


When the scene comes back G-Dawg is getting out of his car and is walking into his house. He turns on a light and the clock shows two-thirty am. G-Dawg lays down on the couch and tries not to wake anyone up. He sits around and turns the tv on with a low volume, lighting up the room. He sits there for awhile, waiting for something to come on. After awhile he just sits up on the couch and walks out into his garage. There is a boat in the corner and a Ferrari in the other corner. He sits right smack dab in the middle of both of them in a chair he pulled out from a desk sitting by the wall. He sits there and looks right at the camera.

G-Dawg: T.I...I hope you're watching this. Like I said before, I might not like you...but I respect you. Does that mean I'm going to let you win this thing...no. I'm going to put up a fight in this thing, just like I'm sure you will to. I'm sure you remember that match where me and Shadow beat you. I know I do. I think about it everyday now. Just like I think about that win over Vegito in the JWA. Nobody can take those things away from me, and nobody can take my Eurocontinental Title from me. And after Quest For Gold, that Ironman title will be mine to. I don't care if you belive me or not. I simply have the will to fight on, I have more to work for. You've done so much in your career that title means nothing to you. Everytime I hold gold, I savor it. Its like a gift. So when I get the chance at a title, I jump. I go crazy realizing this could be what boosts me into superstar level. People know you all over the world. I'm lucky if people in my own home state know me T.I. Thats why I want this more. To boost my fame and to simply make me greater than I am now. In my book, the measure of a man is how many titles hes had in his career. That is why I respect you T.I. You never give up, and all the titles you have held show that. But that Ironman Title will only be one more title that you HELD. Because after Quest For Glory it will be MINE. T.I, you call yourself Invincible, well I beg to differ. That record of yours shows something different. You're 3-2. That means in two matches you weren't "Invincible". Somebody beat you T.I. You might have pulled of two wins over that lizard freak, but I don't pull no shows T.I. I show up for my matches, I show up and show off. I might not be doing much of that in our match though T.I. When I get a chance to pin you, I will. Because an opporitunity like that doesn't come around to often. Yea, I might have lost to Gomez but big deal, off week. T.I you're gonna be tough, but I can do it. I'm almost certain of it. So what if I dont have Shadow by my side right now. I don't need him. That was way back when. Before I showed everyone what I was truely made of, when everyone thought I was just another cocky rookie. I had to show somebody that I was truely great, thats when I beat Vegito. I pulled off an upset there and I will pull off another at Quest For Gold. Some people may say, hey G-Dawg this won't be an upset. You're already a superstar. Not in my book. I'm not a superstar until I've beaten more than one of them. Some people are still saying my win over Vegito was a fluke, well I'm going to prove to everyone at Quest For Gold that it was not a fluke, that I'm the real deal. And for people who see that match with me and T.I, they will be sucked in. They will see that I'm not lying. I truely am going to be a superstar after this. After I show everyone that I deserve to be one, by working my ass off for it. What fun would it be if it got handed to me on a silver platter. Then I wouldn't get the chance to face you, or Vegito. Or all of those other great competitors I've faced on my way to the top. It would all no longer be worth it. I like to work for what I get T.I. I dont know about you but that just seems to be more fun. I know you're a true american, so you might not necessarily like that T.I. Hell a little part of me doesnt either, but I do it because its right. Because when people just get handed something, it makes all of those people who have worked their asses off for it seem like they will never get there, or like they don't deserve it. I've gotten this far T.I, I'm not gonna give up now. And theres nothing anyone can do to stop me now. When I'm on one of my rolls, like I've been recently. Two succesful title defenses, both of those triple threats. And one hell of a match against Gomez, I'm just rolling along ain't I T.I And what have you done recently thats worth mentioning. This is your first title defense T.I. And you have the possibility of losing it your first defense. Won't that be something. So what..you and your buddies in the NWO have been doing big things..but you, as a singles competitor have done nothing in your ExWA career recently. So you were handed that Ironman Title. The reason I say handed is because that other guy didn't have the balls to even show up when he had his matches. He had a shot at fame and all he did was turn it down. He didn't care about it. Well I do T.I. I've been waiting for a shot like this all of my life. I can take down one of the biggest names in the buisness..and while I'm at it I can get a hold of his title aswell. Like I said.......things are just rollin' along aren't they T.I.

[G-Dawg]

G-Dawg gets up from the chair he was sitting on and he rolls it back to the desk it was sitting under.
look for something in the garage and he can't seem to find it. As he checks his pockets he pulls out a pair of keys. He goes over to the Ferrari and he gets in it and starts it up. He hits a button on the arm of the seat and the garage door opens. He slowly drives out and puts on his lights. He drives down the street and comes to a sudden stop when he sees something lying in the road. He He begins to looks around and then gets out of his car. He sees a kid laying in the road, about 16-17. It takes him awhile to realize that its his brother. He looks there in awe. He has scrapes and bruises on his face and G-Dawg is still trying to pick his jaw up. He picks him up and puts him in the car next to him. G-Dawg pulls into a parking lot nearby and turns on the light in the car. He sees how bad he looks. His jeans are torn and he has parts of his coat falling off. Hes got blood dripping from his face and its going onto the leather seats but G-Dawg pays no mind to it, he just sits there and stares at his brother. His brother finally comes to and looks around. He sees G-Dawg sitting there in the car staring him up and down and he looks at himself.

G-Dawg: Jake..what the fuck happened to you. I mean I found you in the middle of the road like this..what happened. Something is going on here and I demand to know what it is.

Jake: Look Shawn, dont worry about it. Its nothing, not like you'd care anyways. Why should I tell you anyways..you're never around so why should you even worry about it.

He is about to get out of the car but G-Dawg grabs his shoulder and jerks him back. Jake looks like he is in pain as G-Dawg does so and lets him know it.

Jake: Damn Shawn just kill me why don't you...I am kinda hurt here incase you havent realized it. Look if I tell you will you leave me the hell alone.

G-Dawg: No I won't leave you alone Jake. You need to tell me about what happened or you're gonna regret it. So spit it out. Damn...why did this happen now, right before QFG to.

Jake: Well, I was sitting on the street corner when some guys came up to me. Earlier in the day some guy at school gave me a dime bag. *G-Dawgs jaw drops once more* Apparently these guys knew about it and they decided that they wanted it. I wouldn't give it up so one of them pulled out a knife. I got stabbed in the stomache but I kept trying to fight them. So thats when everything started to happen. I got kicked and punched a couple of times but nothing bad. Thats when one of 'em pulled out a gun. I threw the drugs at him and took off running. They shot the back of my leg and I went down quick. Then when they cought up to me they held the knife to my neck and told me that if I told anyone they would hunt me down and leave me to die. Well when I pulled out my cell phone as I thought they were gone I tried to call mom. Thats when they left me out there. I crawled to where you found me then I just blacked out.

G-Dawg still is trying to pick his jaw up off of the floor. He rubs his brow and shakes his head. He begins to drive off. As he gets to an apartment complex he sits there for awhile. G-Dawg stares at his brother who has no emotion in his face what so ever. G-Dawg sits there for awhile and takes it all in.

G-Dawg: Look man we gotta get you out of these drugs man. I'll call you tomorrow. After QFG I'm gonna find you something else to do. You gotta get away from this. I almost threw my life away with that shit and look where I am now. Jake, I wont let you do this to yourself. Get some sleep man, take a shower first though. I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Jake didn't hear half of what G-Dawg said since he was already walking out of the car. He dragged up the stairs and G-Dawg didn't leave until he saw he was inside. He drives off and he gets back on the road he was on before. He starts looking up while he is at a red light and praying that something bad won't happen again.

G-Dawg: Well T.I, as you can see my life isn't exactly all fine and dandy. Yours might be but mine is far from it. My brother is now just as hooked in drugs as I was when I was his age and I'm sitting here worrying about you and my match. Things are truely fucked up in my life T.I. But I have to focus on this match. You and me one on one at Quest For Gold. I'm gonna take out all of my anger, all of my dissapointment, and let it all out on you. T.I, get ready for hell. Like I said before I respect you T.I, you are truely an incredible competitor, but I simply have more to worry about than you. Like my kid brother over there in the aprtments ruining his life with drugs. Things are simply going downhill for me, but that won't stop me from beating you at Quest For Gold. Like I said you'll put up one hell of a fight, just like Vegito did. But when it comes down to it, I'll beat you. I have more of a reason. The more money I have, the more fame I have the more I can use it to help Jake get out of that drug habit of his. People don't realize what goes on in my life behind closed doors. This isn't the first time this has happened to me. Last year my younger brother Steve was turning 14, he died from drugs. It has ruined my families life and I'm not gonna let it happen again. T.I my life is none of your buisness. If I would have the opporitunity to go back and turn that camera off when I saw Jake lying in the road I would have. But I couldnt. So if you don't like it then turn the tv off. T.I I am a brother to him and an opponent to you. I don't have to worry about you going off and dying from drugs, but I have to worry about Jake. So quite frankly I think my family is more important than you are to me. So T.I when the time comes that you see this on t.v. Just know that I am doing what I should have been doing this whoe time..making sure that my brother Jake doesnt turn out like Steve did. And I swear to god T.I, you make on comment, one remark about my family. I will hunt you down and kill you with my own bare hands. And thats not a threat T.I............thats a promise. So keep your mouth shut and I'll keep my foot out of your ass. T.I I will by no means be a push over and I know you won't either. You're one tough son of a bitch T.I. I already know that. I almost didnt pull out a win against you in the JWA:EWA. But I did. And thats not important. Its not how close I came..but that fact that I did it. I beat you and The Reaper. I also beat your little buddies "The Outsiders". So T.I, I hope you're ready. Hope you've been lacing up your boots. Been saying your prayers. Doin' your exercises. Because at Quest For Gold..you're gonna be in for the fight of your life. And T.I I mean that. You can try your best. You can cheat or do whatever you want. But I'm going to win this thing. I will garuntee that. And I will by any means necessary. If that means I have to cheat..then I will. This isn't just about you and me anymore T.I. This about my entire career and my life. If I don't win this thing then I won't be able to do anything after this. People will still say my win over Vegito was a fluke and that I will be a mid carder for ever. But that won't be the deal here. I WILL win this thing. I will hold the Ironman Title. And I will go down into the ExWA record book as the first ever two time double champion in the ExWA. Whether you like it or not T.I. AND THATS ALL G-DAWG HAS TO SAY ABOUT THAT!

G-Dawg drives off from the redlight. He sits there in his car and lets all of his thoughts come at him at the same time. Wondering about his match at Quest For Gold. His brother, his entire family and his whole life and how it seems to be crumbeling down right before his eyes. He finally gets back to his house and he gets in quietly, just as he did before. As he hits the couch he falls asleep that exact second and the scene slowly fades to black.

[The Invincible]

(This episode of Xtreme Zone emanates from the New Orleans Arena in New Orleans Louisiana. The crowd is absolutely ecstatic. After just seeing Octagon Verzuki square off against Timmy Meekster in a Street Fight, many of the Xtreme Zone fans are looking for even more electrifying action to satisfy their entertainment desire. Many others have started holding up various signs, sending their message to the Xtreme Zone stars. Such signs include, “How Can You Play The Game When You Ate The Joystick” and “Nature was Heartbroken.” Many of the people in attendance have just begun to come back from the concession stands with their soda pop and other foods such as cheeseburgers and hot dogs. Many have started to eat what has become their dinner during this commercial break. However, as one of the fans takes a bite out of his cheeseburger and notices that Xtreme Vision is changing from grey to black. However, when he attempts to let other people know about what he has just seen, no one can understand what the man is saying. Many start to look up at the screen anyway and notice it for themselves. By the time the man swallows his burger and alerts people of his findings, many of the fans have already begun to notice it on their own. The man sits back in his seat in disappointment as many of the other fans do so as well, except in anticipation. Many sit and watch as Xtreme Zone produces an image of the bottom of the door. Many are slightly confused, as many of the latest promos have taken place outside of the arena. However, they each wait in even more anticipation than more, knowing that this promo will be exciting, just like every other ExWA promo. The camera pans to the upper left, focusing on somebody walking down the long arena hallways. They also begin to notice that the person walking down the hall has a six-pack of beer in their hands. They also begin to realize that the person walking down the hallway is the “HaRdCoRe Patriot”, The Invincible. Many of the fans in attendance begin to loudly cheer, whistle, and go into the infamous chant…)

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

(TI walks to the door and open it as the crowd quiets down. When TI opens the door, he finds his girlfriend, Jessica, sitting at the round, poker table, shuffling the deck of cards. On her right is the “Heartbreak Kid” Reaper, drinking the rest of his bottle. Method Cobra stands behind Reaper, walking back from his locker and heading to his seat. However, the last member of the nWo, Hardtime, is nowhere to be found. However, TI tosses Reaper and Method Cobra each a beer. They each catch their cans and TI pulls a twenty ounce bottle of Diet Pepsi out of his pocket and hands it to his girlfriend. TI reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a Pepsi bottle of his own. TI takes a seat at the table and Jessica finishes shuffling the deck of cards. TI begins to speak as the cameraman and the audience listens in on the conversation.)

TI: So what are we playing anyways?

Method Cobra: I was thinking of Texas Hold-em. What do you think Reaper?

Reaper: Sure. Whatever.

(Jessica takes the cards and deals two cards to TI, Reaper, Method Cobra and finally herself. She then tosses a couple of cards to the side. She lays down three cards face up in the middle of the table. The cards are the Ace of Diamonds, Jack of Diamonds and the two of spades. TI, Reaper, Method Cobra and Jessica each look at their two cards and look back up at each other. They all throw in a couple of poker chips a piece. Jessica begins to ask TI a question.)

Jessica: Troy, aren’t you going to train at least a little bit for your match at Quest for Gold? I mean, you are facing G-Dawg for the Ironman Championship.

TI: No, not really. I am still going to continue with my regular work out, but I am not going to do anything special for it. Why do you ask?

Jessica: Well, I just think that you are taking this match a little too lightly. I mean, G-Dawg is one of Xtreme Zone’s top superstars. This isn’t exactly his first ever ExWA rodeo. I really think that you should reconsider your training program.

TI: Jessica, listen to what in the red, white and blue hell you are saying! I mean, this is G-Dawg we are talking about here. Even though this may not be his first ever ExWA match, G-Dawg has not had the best luck since coming into ExWA.

Method Cobra: What are you talking about dude? G-Dawg was the guy that pinned me to win the Eurocontinental Championship. He hit the F-Bomb on me and got the 1…2…3. I have faced that little dude before. How the hell do you think you are going to do better than him?

(TI hesitates for a little bit and motions to Jessica to flip over the next card. Jessica does so and tosses one of the cards to the side. She proceeds to lay one more card in the middle face up. It is a Three of Spades. TI produces a slight smirk on his face and answers Method Cobra’s question.)

TI: Method Cobra, I remember that G-Dawg barely even got you down for the count. I remember him having to hit you with two of those Spinning Out Powerbombs of his. He got really pissed off in that match. Plus, I even remember a certain twelve-year-old child in that match. I think that his name was Timmy Meekster or something along those lines. I remember a little while before that, G-Dawg lost the Eurocontinental Championship to that little kid. I mean, G-Dawg has beaten a lot of people. But to lose the championship to a twelve-year-old child, that is kind of pathetic. But hey G-Dawg, you got the title back. The thing is that you got it from that little kid by pinning somebody else. G-Dawg, you can not even beat a child that has not even graduated middle school yet. In fact, let me give you a hand…

(TI begins to clap, however he does a sort of sarcastic clap, only slapping his hands together once about every one or two seconds. After about ten seconds of this clapping, TI stops. Reaper begins to ask TI another question.)

Reaper: Well, don’t you have a little bit of respect for G-Dawg? I mean, he is a pretty good wrestler.

TI: Well, indeed I do. I respect that kid a lot. The thing is that G-Dawg has accomplished a lot in this business in such a short period of time. I admit, I respect that guy, but the fact is, I do not really think that he is up to this task. I mean, do you remember what happened when he left Action Zone back in JWA:EWA?

Method Cobra: No, or at least I do not know. What happened?

TI: He became a top star. On Extreme Zone, he went up against the best of the best… except it was only the best of Xtreme Zone. As soon as he got away from me, he became a humongous superstar. Now he is facing me on the same show. Sure he has faced me before with Shadow as his partner and Reaper as mine, but the fact of the matter is that Shadow practically carried you along the way. You sat in the car while Shadow pushed you along the road of success. G-Dawg, if Shadow would have never come along and helped you out when you needed it the most, you would be just like “The Game” Bryan Stinberg. You would be an over glorified jobber. Hell, you would probably be eating your own excrement if it weren’t for Shadow helping you out. You have relied on way too many people throughout your career, G-Dawg. I, on the other hand, have accomplished what I have all by myself. I have overcome impossible odds. G-Dawg got help over the obstacles that stood in his way. I, however, have had help from almost no one. You see, now that G-Dawg is all on his own, he has screwed himself over. G-Dawg NEEDS people to help to get along the way. Now, he is going to have to do overcome one of his biggest obstacles, but this time, he will have to do it all by himself.

Jessica: Well, what about G-Dawg’s record as of late. It is not exactly something that should be overlooked.

*TO BE CONTINUED*

[The Invincible]

TI: Well, I believe that three wins and three losses is not a bad record, but I also think that it also is not something that is absolutely phenomenal either. I mean, my record is not exactly great either, but it is still a little bit better than his. My record is three wins and two losses. If anything, I have beaten the crap out of him as far as records go. His wins came against people like TNT, Method Cobra and Jig Saw. Everybody in that list is or was a jobber. TNT left too soon to be anything, Method Cobra, you just had a bad night that night and Jig Saw is just the filler jobber. His losses came at the hands of the Tag Team Battle Royal, Timmy Meekster and ‘The Outlaw’ Senor Gomez. Now I have absolutely no idea how in the world you can lose to a twelve-year-old boy! That is just plain embarrassing. Also, I remember when I held the World Television Championship back in JWA:EWA. I defended the belt against ‘The Outlaw’ Senor Gomez once. I pinned Gomez in the middle of that squared circle, 1…2…3. And to add to all of that, I can understand losing the Tag Team Battle Royal since I did as well; but the fact of the matter is that you helped eliminate your own tag team partner in that match. I mean, when you made Reaper lose his balance, you caused your own partner to be eliminated. Then, you got eliminated by Goldberg, the glorified two move jobber. One of his stray punches hit you and you went over the top rope. Compared to me G-Dawg, you did not do very well in the Tag Team Battle Royal. I, on the other hand, got eliminated last along with Vegito by Johnny “Mental” Magnum, the man that won the Battle Royal. I was eliminated by a main eventer; you were eliminated by the biggest jobber of them all. On the other hand, just my best win of all came against Nature. I gave White Tiger, Pohatu and The Panther each a run for their money. And you have to admit, I did not exactly make a lot of mistakes in that match. That brawl was simply stellar. And Lizard Master no showed twice because he knew that would have beaten the living hell out of his filler jobber butt. Besides the Tag Team Battle Royal loss, my only loss came against Chronic, who is a legend in this business. Plus, I believe that I gave Chronic a run for his money in that match. All of my matches have been extremely challenging. G-Dawg, half of your matches were just put in to kill off time, plain and simple.

Method Cobra: Well, I think that I remember G-Dawg also taking on Vegito at one time back in JWA:EWA. And I also remember G-Dawg defeating Vegito in a singles match. What about that?

TI: That is easily explained. I respect Vegito a great deal. He is a great competitor. But he had a terrible night that night. His head was not in the match that night. That was the only reason that Vegito lost. If Vegito would have had his usual mindset, he would have completely destroyed G-Dawg. Plus, I do not really remember much from that match. I have only seen the taping of it once, and that’s all that I remember about it.

Reaper: Well what about the fact that G-Dawg’s brother is addicted to drugs? He says that your life is perfect. How do you respond to something like that?

TI: Very easily. What G-Dawg does not realize is that it is not just sunshine and rainbows. After all, I am not exactly the perfect American. What G-Dawg has to realize is that no one is a perfect person. Just because why siblings do not have a drug problem, does not mean that my life is not terrible. Compared to the crap that I have gone through G-Dawg, your life is just a stroll in the park. I have had problems of my own G-Dawg. Just because you have one problem, does not mean that your life is the worst one out there. You should see the kids that I see. I saw little seven-year-old child, lying on his hospital bed and on his last days of life, and they know it. Personally, I do not reveal those problems because I have learned something that you have not G-Dawg. I have learned that I have no right to complain unless I know for sure that I have the worst life out of every red blooded American. If I were you G-Dawg, I would do everything that I did when I had a problem. I left all of it behind and got into a wrestling ring. Instead of whining and crying about it, do what I do and harness your sorrow and convert it into energy and determination. Make it your fuel to fight. G-Dawg, lose yourself in that ring. You have to live for the moment and overcome the odds. G-Dawg, I want to see a new side of you come Quest for Gold. I want to see a better G-Dawg. A G-Dawg that will give me a fight and not let his personal life hold him back. G-Dawg, I want a fighter, not a whiner. And if you even begin to say that you are not whining now, then I will tell you this…

IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!

Reaper: God damn it! I need to know if I have won or not. Flip the last card and lets reveal the damn hands!

TI: He is right Jessica. Lay the last card down.

(Jessica shrugs her shoulders and tosses another card aside as Method Cobra drinks the rest of his beer. Jessica lays down a Queen of clubs. TI, Jessica, Reaper and Method Cobra each flip their cards over and read off what they have got.)

Jessica: I have a pair of Aces.

Reaper: I have a two pair. Two Queens and two deuces.

Method Cobra: I have a three threes and an Ace and Queen for my high cards.

TI: Well, all I know is that I have nothing. But yet, I have something that none of you guys have got.

Jessica: What is that Troy?

TI: Well, I have an ace, a deuce and a three. And if an Ace counts as one, then I have a one… two… three. And how ironic, I know that I am going to have that exact same hand come Quest for Gold when I face G-Dawg. I will beat G-Dawg, one… two… three in the middle of that very ring. Then I will stand tall in the middle of that ring, with the Ironman Championship belt slung over my shoulder. The referee will raise my hand in victory, and I will be the new Ironman Champion. This card hand alone, has foretold mine and G-Dawg’s future. But anyway, I have to get going. See you guys later.

(TI gets up from his seat and pushes in his chair. He heads to the door and opens it up. He walks out the door and takes a right turn down the arena hallway. The scene cuts back to the arena, where the fans are excited after just seeing the HaRdCoRe Patriot, his girlfriend, and the nWo all in the same promo. While the crowd is still electric, the camera cuts to the announcer’s table, where Teddy Speaks and Irvin Fury are obviously discussing the latest promo. The cameraman zooms in on the conversation and listens in.)

Teddy Speaks: Well, it looks as TI is extremely confident that he has the edge coming into the Ironman Championship match at Quest for Gold.

Irvin Fury: Well Speaks, I actually disagree with TI on this one. If I was The Invincible, I would be watching what I was saying about G-Dawg. G-Dawg is not exactly a huge jobber. G-Dawg is a world-class athlete. I think that TI is taking G-Dawg rather lightly to say the very least. He should really reconsider what he just said.

Teddy Speaks: And TI is not a world-class athlete? TI is a former JWA:EWA Champion for god’s sake! And he was the best World Television Champion to boot. For you to even contemplate stating that is an insult to all of The Invincible’s accomplishments. Plus, TI even said that he does not think that G-Dawg is a filler jobber. TI just gave G-Dawg a great deal of respect. TI just does not like G-Dawg. It has always been possible that someone can respect you but still not like you at the exact same time. This is just a classic example of that. You, I and the rest of the world know that.

Irvin Fury: But how come The Invincible kept on putting G-Dawg down like that? I mean, G-Dawg is already dealing with his brother’s problems. I do not think that he needs TI’s crap.

Teddy Speaks: I swear to god Fury! Sometimes you never listen! TI is adding more fuel to the fire of G-Dawg. If G-Dawg does what TI told him to do come Quest for Gold, then G-Dawg will become a challenge for the HaRdCoRe Patriot. And I think that you and I both know that TI likes challenging matches.

[The Invincible]

Irvin Fury: OK Speaks; I get it now. It’s all mind games isn’t it?

Teddy Speaks: No Fury, it’s just plain obvious!

Irvin Fury: Shut up Speaks! I am sick and tired of you making fun of me because I do not notice the same things that you do in promos! You can suck my dick you stupid son of a bitch!

(With that said, Irvin Fury leaps out of his seat and runs away from the announcer’s table. Everybody starts laughing at Irvin Fury, including Teddy Speaks. The laughing begins to cease, except for Teddy Speaks’. The camera cuts back to Teddy Speaks, who is trying to control his laughter.)

Teddy Speaks: Ha ha ha ha ha! Well anyway, we have some great tag team action on deck for you next. We have the team of “The Game” Brian Stinberg and Needles ‘the Snitch’ squaring off against Rusty and Method Cobra… don’t go anywhere!

(Teddy Speaks resumes his laughter and takes out a box of Kleenex from under the announcer’s table. He proceeds to laugh even harder yet. The screen fades to a commercial for the movie, “Hitch” with a shot of Teddy Speaks wiping his tears with a tissue.)

OOC: Sorry, I couldn't condense this thing any further. I hoped that you all enjoyed it.