Xtreme Zone Battle Royal

[Dave Masters]

Those who sign up and/or holding one of the main titles. To rp this is saying that you're going to become Undisputed Champion in case you were wondering.

4/25/05 6 PM EST, 11 PM UK

[Abscess]

Return of the Darkside(Part I)
"Morbidonia"

The scene takes place inside of Abscess locker room where we see him sitting down on the floor holding what looks to be a replica ExWA Golden championship.

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†Abscess†
“My time has finally come… The time to become the Undisputed ExWA Champion, people have been saying that Bryan Stinberg was going to become Champion… Well that’s all going to change… Its time for Morbidonia to raise some hell in the ExWA!!!

My fellow ExWA Superstars I come forth to you a message from a great and powerful leader. The Land of Morbidona...A land of FREEDOM! A place that has a funeral parlor on every street corner and graveyards are in abundance! Come my fellow members come leave in this great land and feel the dark power embrace your souls!!!

People have been saying that I could never win anything but finally my time has come to prove to the ExWA that I can become champion… I have been treated like trash ever since I joined this business but that’s all about to change… I am going to win this battle royal… I am going to become the ExWA Golden Champion and nobody and I mean nobody is gonna stop me…”

Abscess than hears Morbid Angel’s voice inside of his head

†Morbid Angel†
“Young Apprentice embrace the darkside… Let out your emotions… Take out your anger on every man inside of that battle royal… Destroy any man who steps in your path…<br>
The Fuhrer shall reveal himself soon young Apprentice and soon we shall bring this world to Hell!!!! His power will bring Morbidonia to its glory!

The world shall feel our pain!!!! Abscess, your time has come to finally let ExWA realize your glory… You shall deliver pain and suffering to all of those superstars who enter into the Xtreme Zone Battle Royal and you shall take the Golden Championship home to Morbidonia…”

†Abscess†
“Yes my lord I shall make Morbidonia proud… I shall let out my emotions and I shall destroy any man who stands in my way… And Bryan Stinberg is the man who I shall destroy first… Stinberg I see that you are the new ExWA World Heavyweight champion, very impressive... You really surprised me... I never thought I would see the day that a jobber such as yourself won the World Heavyweight title.... You know JWS was right about one thing, the ExWA is dieing due to champions such as yourself Stinberg!!! But, the savors have come.... The great power of Morbidona has risen.... Beware of its power Stinberg.... Because from here on out your Fate will be in our hands… It sickens me to see that the ExWA would even allow to have a jobber such as yourself hold the World championship?

Stinberg I am giving you a chance to embrace the darkside and once again and fight on the side of Morbidonia… Or else face death straight on… It is your choice to face but it is your destiny to join us Stinberg… It is your destiny, but is it fates choice for you to join us?

It is my time to rise to fame, I have waited for this moment ever since I was born… And nobody is going to stop me from achieving Fate….

Abscess than hears Fuhrer’s voice inside of his head

†Fuhrer†
“Muhahaha!!!! Young Apprentice I have seen you talent… You have impressed me young one… I have found that you have a chance of winning this Xtreme Zone Battle Royal… I have use for you know young one… But to really impress me is if you win the Golden championship… You have the chance to bring glory to Morbidonia Abscess… You young one have now become a S.O.D, Storm Troopers Of Death. You shall make Morbidonia proud apprentice… Muhahahahaha!!!!!!"

†Abscess†
"Yes Master, I shall bring glory to Morbidonia by winning the ExWA Golden Championship. Stinberg I warn you that you do not want to turn your back on Morbidonia, because if you do we shall make your life a living hell!!!!"

Blood slowly flows down the screen as the scene fades [/center]

[The Holy Savior J*sus Christ]

{WARNING! CONTAINS MILD NUDITY, GORE, ANTI-CHRISTIAN TALK AND A TASTELESS PICTURE!}


[glow=red,2,300]I AM JESUS CHRIST![/glow]

Before I start I would like to start off by saying that it’s J*sus Christ not Jesus. Please don’t force your Christian antics on me with that holy propaganda. Now onto the Roleplay.

“Yes Jesus loves me, Yes Jesus Loves me, yes Jesus Loves me. For the Bible tells me so”<br>
A song written for the son of man who has turned to the demons. Or was he ever a child of light? The question remains burned in peoples minds, having the want of knowing but not the will to know. Jesus Christ has put himself in a compromising situation making the world believe that he did not accept the devil’s offerings. They fell for the ploy and now trying to fight back as the true evil that he always has been. The seeing eyes of the faithful Christians know deep down that the lie of the heavens is a deadly omen but they do not resist! They still talk of acceptance! Maybe Jesus Christ is the only one alive to spread the word of the Lie. As a fact Jesus Christ will refer to the Heavenly joke as the LIE.



“Ah my faithful followers, isn’t the day wonderful? The sun is shining, A beautiful Sunday afternoon. Most of you so called hardcore, unloving wrestlers are in Church praying to me to save your souls. Why in a church when you can meet me in the ring? That is right my soft little hypocrites, Jesus Christ is joining the race to be the last ExWA Golden Champ! Why would I join such a race? Maybe its to lay to rest all of you that think that I am nothing more than a human insult to the Lord! I will show you that the only Insult I show is the disrespect I show you! You all are blinded by the light of heaven that is not there! Ask your self this, Has god spoken to you lately? Has he helped you and your family out of a troubling time? Has he? Really think about those questions because you will realize that god had no hand in anything you have accomplished. We have Octogan Verzuki who pledged unto the Lord that he will fulfill his destiny of ridding the World of all Anti-Christian ways! And that he would start with Jesus Christ, did he succeed with his mission? NO he did not! He failed so horribly that he changed his name to the Psycho Priest, to cover his failure. To be able to try again and give his rough attempt to beat Jesus Christ. Verzuki, you talked of the Lord speaking to you once, maybe twice. You never said what he told you. I am interested in what your insane imagination had to tell you. Was it truth about the end of the world or that the Pope would actually be assinated in the Hospital? You tell me! Ah, you will not. Your embarrassment was enough to silence you in this federation! You will be a no show!
As for all this new tactics of destroying the evil in this federation, I hardly see any to destroy. We have Vegito who is a closet Christian, the Corpse who is obviously a devoted Catholic, Morbid Angel who is trying so hard to play the part but falls short on his victory against god! I believe it was in the bible where it was said, Believe in me full hearted and I will love you, fully believe in me not and I will love you. Something like that, it has been years since I added to my book known as the Holy Bible. Anyway summed up into English terms, Love or hate the Lord all the way not just when it is suitable for you! I was more poetic back when I first wrote it, thinking of the Succubus can make you write things like that.



Now to my point, you ALL became against the Lord when you come here and yet when I show up and speak of the truth its hands across America to snuff me out. What type of religious people are you to try and attack your religious leader? I Jesus Christ gave you morals! Morals that you all throw aside to indulge in your drinking, drugs, and numerous amounts of pleasurable company! Cheating on your wives, all your children with other women co unaccounted for! Now is that my repayment for giving you all free will? You talk of serving the Lord and then you talk about kicking ass and beating people into oblivion! You all serve him well, envy to you all! I know your God is fake, if he were real he would not allow you to speak of such things!”<br>


Jesus Christ is a man of many things, a man of many times, he has come once again to set the record straight with Heaven and Hell. Hell is not a problem, but Heaven’s believers hold close their convictions! Their lie in which they protect to dear must one day crumble! Christ is the only man who has made it a point to destroy what he build in the effort of saving minds, and lives!
Victims, numerous victims have been slain in the name of Christ. Jesus Christ see’s and has done his share of killing. His book speaks of the peace that no one will ever see, the peace that not even him will know. We are all creatures of habit and throughout time we all have been drawn to violence and death! Displaying it openly and chanting for death. Today death is something that still happens ever so violently and every day millions want to see the deaths and dying of people. Innocent people in the wrong place at the wrong time, shooting, stabbing, sickness, bombs, mistakes. A majority of death is not seen on the camera but seen by others, to watch a man die is exciting yet leaving the empty feeling like god leaves you. To commit the vicious act of Murder is exciting in almost an orgasmic sense, something that no man can redeem himself from.


“If heaven were real, the glory, the gold, a safe haven for all the ones who tried their best to follow the strict yet well needed rules set before them. Hmm, wouldn’t that be more enticing than a everlasting pit of flame? Flesh scorched forever? I guess one could say, farewell to the Flesh! Everlasting pain and eternal agony! So why do we have a problem with keeping people into believing in Heaven? Why is the question of the day. Why does the Corpse live forever, Why does Vegito live forever, Why does Method Cobra call himself a badass, Why does Morbid Angel have a cross of St. Peter burned into his skull? Questions that only can be answered from the source. Could be the madness and to Corpse and Vegito a good dream could turn into a lifetime that they think they lived! To sleep and dream the night away and wake up, dreams so real it would raise the question of fantasy or reality. Method Cobra, a self Exorbed (Quote Fingers) Evil Badass. Method Cobra who has shown his strength to us all once or twice, his darkness is more than questionable. While we had our short stay at the Z-Masters Front office while the Official ExWA building was getting some repair work done. Our Montreal Badass from the dark side proclaimed to be with God and wanted to teach me as a representer of Satan a lesson I won’t soon forget. Yet the Psycho Priest still proclaims Method Cobra as the darkness in which Morbid Angel embraces. Morbid Angel, a self proclaimed Satanic leader and a really tall man. His actions can me summed up into this. Mentally unstable, German Guy! And with his new Country that he purchased off of Ebay. How does that work, you just kick everyone out and start a Country? I know your flag, Nazi! Morbidonia propaganda! The United States Government will never allow you to do what your planning. You wasted a lot of money Morbid, Money that you will never get back!”<br>
If what Jesus Christ says is nothing but truth, the entire world is in for a rude awaking. Christ is a man who speaks no lies, the only fictitious part of him is the ora of Holy trinity! Christ has spoken words that most would never allow to pass through their minds during life. Blasphemy is the finest. Or if Christ does it, does it make it still a blaspheme? Something to ponder thoughts.

“To you all, I have entered the battle Royal for my last chance at the gold! So far no one has been able to shut me down, then again I have only had the pleasure of Verzuki and G-Dawg called out on me. To you all I bid you a fair well until we meet in the ring.”<br>



**(Sorry its not longer. My eye has been bothering me, its all swollen and I think its from when I kicked my own ass at work. Well think of it this way, either you kick my ass by beating my under average roleplay or I kick yours and take the title! Your choice!)**

[Reaper]

The scene opens up with a view of a locker room door. It says on it “Reaper.” The door opens and a single desk lamp lights the room. We see a large leather chair with it’s back to us.

“The stakes are high and indeed we have a grand prize. And I don’t intend to lose.”<br>
The chair swivels around revealing the face of Reaper. He’s wearing his ‘Wanted dead or alive’ shirt and black jeans with symbols going down the sides. He raises his boots to the desk and leans back.

“This battle royal shall be a breeze. I have a list on this desk on the possible entrees and I don’t think I’ll have a hard time. I’ve trained ruthlessly in the event of these and now it’s just a battle of words. Just a little friendly chat with the other competitors. Well the only advice I can give them at the minute, is on one of Motörhead’s albums, March or die.”<br>
“It’s meaning is simple: Either you come to the battle royal and try to survive or I’ll come and hunt you down. Easy enough job. Because there isn’t a single one of you out there who I can’t beat. I have destroyed a large handful of you but some of you I have to beat.”<br>
“I have rarely held a main championship title. The N.E.W world heavyweight championship has been the only main belt I’ve ever held. I became the first and last belt holder of that. And I did it proud. I lost it to some punk by the name of showstoppa, and I whooped his ass back for it. I was a champion for the people back then and now, I fight for no soul except my own.”<br>
“I am a highly respected superstar as you may have noticed. The crowd care not what I say any more, they just remain in silence and listen to my words and for that I thank them. I am a hardcore legend as they know and only one man is equal to me in that sense, the outlaw.”<br>
the crowd can’t help but cheer.

“Yeah, me and Gomez have become good friends now. We fought in that charity event and we gave it all we got. And then instead of fighting we teamed up and we kicked ass. We worked better as a team and yeah we still intend to keep it that way. We are the worlds greatest tag team and there are no others to dispute it, because we’ll kick their ass too.”<br>
“Gomez is not taking part in this battle royal. But he has helped me train for it and I carry his spirit into battle with me. We fight each other in the most brutal conditions, we even took part in an unofficial unlimited brutality just to see how far we would go without succumbing to the sheer ferocity of it. One whole hour…and we both went down together, at the same time, it was a draw. And that test tested my training. But training against one person won’t give you any experience. I have to grab together all my battle experience and carry that into battle. That’s a lot isn’t it. I’ve fought almost every week for just about two years now. That’s a lot of battle memories I’ve got to cram into my own skull. My battle damaged helmet of war.”<br>
“I will not go into battle wearing my mask. I want them to know my face as I go into that ring and crush them. I want them to see my face when I raise the undisputed title above my head. I want them to know that’s it’s not just the Iron man who will take superiority over them, I want them to see me. And see me they shall. Whoever the hell they are.”<br>
“JWS, a fool I’ve seen nothing from. I don’t even know if he’s going to be entering this fight. As I may have said this list is a list of possible entrees. He seems, to me, to be nothing but a John Bradshaw layfield wannabe. Someone who believes himself to be a patriot to his country but is nothing more than a shameless dog really. A person who picks on the weak and bullies the same person over and over again. Wonder who he’s trying to impress…”

“ Well JWS as you like to be called, you can just refer to me as Mr. Man and prepare to lick the blood off my boot. Because that blood does indeed belong to you. The blood taken from you by one of my special friends…”

Reaper reaches down and grabs a large briefcase. He chucks it on the table.

“Open it. Wait never mind I’ll get a better effect…”

He turns it around and opens the latches. His eyes shift to the camera and he opens the case. We can’t see what’s inside but that shall be revealed soon enough. He grins and grabs something nd shows it to the camera. The crowd cheer wildly.

“Slater’s back…”

Reaper gets his second hand and holds Slater as if he’s examining him. Reaper apparently has drawn a silly face on Slater. Two eyes, a beard and a mouth. The eyes are on the other side of his face, opposite to crosseyed.

“yes…JWS I can see Slater fitting nicely around that face of yours. Well not around, but hey, he will not leave your face the same again. He will leave you in agony for the rest of your life if you screw around with him. Slater has taught people lessons as have I. I ended a poor kids jwa career because he was getting to big for his britches. You are in the same sort of position. Too big for your britches. I’ll come and teach you a lesson you won’t soon forget. Because your hopes of becoming ExWA undisputed champion have just been dashed.”<br>
“Sliced open like scalpel through bread. That’s the effect I’ll have on you. I can be a most dangerous man when I’m aggravated. And that’s the whole truth. I’m not a liar Jake, I’m just good and foreseeing the future. It’s a gift I’ve sorta inherited from Maelström, a bigger fool than you. I know it’s hard to believe there’s a bigger fool than you, but somebody who tries to control me…well they have problems.”<br>
“I can’t be controlled Jake. Learn that and you may live. No sneaky or dirty tricks to try and get me to get everyone else and then you jump me from behind. No I won’t fall for that. I don’t fall for tricks and other scummish things. Fight me like a man or suffer my consequences.”<br>
“Next on my list is White Tiger. Oh how I’m getting tire of seeing your face. Week after week I have to put you in your place. Goddamn it learn for f&#ks sake. You have lost week after week why don’t you just stop. Or am I going to have to get extremely brutal on your arse. Well…I guess I’ll have to do it this time. Then and perhaps only then will you see that I will never fall to you. Looky here.”<br>
Reaper has put Slater down and goes in his case again. He picks up a barb wire bat.

“Barb will have to teach you a lesson. Like in the old days, ten strikes with the cane, except this time it will be ten head shots with the barb wire bat. But wait…heh”<br>
Reaper chuckles for a second.

“With something like that happening I doubt you’ll be remembering much. You’ll forget my teachings quickly. And I would have wasted my precious time. And I dislike wasting time because I could do something better with it. I could be training, having a meal with a nice girl, or simply beating someone else senseless. Tiger you’ve been wasting my time. You’ve been wasting my friends times and I’m now gonna put a stop to that. If you are indeed beaten and forget all I’ll have no choice but to end your career. I’m sorry Tiger but if the worst comes to the worst, try and get good disability benefits. After all, you won’t be fit to do anything else…”

“Mass slaughter Tiger is a game I live in. I’m a ferocious wild beast and I kill whatever comes my way. You are currently in my line of sight. And I’m not letting you out of it. I’ve got you lined up for my touch of death, now there is no retreat.”<br>
“Troy my old amigo. We haven’t spoken in a while but now is not the time for reunions. We are now once again enemies and in the past, in our matchups you beat me, but now, now it’s all different. It’s all about me now. It’s all about me grabbing the greatest title I could ever see. It’s all about me proving that I am the best there is. And most certainly, I will become the best there ever will be because this is the only shot we will have. Unified titles, there is only one, then JWA shall return. JWA shall be granted it’s former glory. And I will become JWA’s hardcore legend once again.”<br>
“I have evolved since we last met. I have become much better. I am one of the best ExWA and JWA have to offer. I will fight anyone for anything. I will fight till I stand on top and shine. I will outrun your red white and blue and I shall climb to higher peaks than you’ve ever been. And I shall stand there knowing that all my hard work has paid off and there is indisputable proof that I am the best there is.”<br>
“Needles The snitch. A person with many idols, still if that is indeed the case he is nothing but a worm who needs a little education…”

Reaper puts Barb on the table next to Slater and goes in his case again, and pulls out Cindy the cinderblock.

“You need a little education in resistant materials. Let’s have a little brain storming session shall we? Needles hope you have a pen and paper. Cindy here is basically a cinderblock. And we know what that stuff is, I’m not quite sure myself but I know it hurts like hell. Now Needles imagine this Cinderblock, coming at high velocities towards your face…what kind of a state would you be in after that? I’ll leave you to figure that out.”<br>
Reaper puts cindy away.

“Not a pretty picture huh? Needles you are a nice guy. You are cool. But I don’t want to have to do such a thing as introduce your face to Cindy. So If you do turn up to the Battle royal, know what may happen. So you may try and prevent it. I don’t want to stop you while you are so young. You have a great amount of respect from me Needles. And Coming with that respect I don’t want to have to make mistakes. I have no intention of bringing about your end. Because you are a great man.”<br>

[Reaper]

“G-Dawg…another man in my sights. Another person just about ready to end up in the line of fire. Someone who will have hell brought down upon them. How do you G-Dawg think Hell would feel like if it was resting on your shoulders. You wouldn’t be able to fight back would you. No the weight would crush you underneath it rendering you to…about as much use as a broken lamp post. And they have no use whatsoever. G-Dawg you’re presence here is not needed. You signed up but you have no chance of stopping me now. All you’ve done is signed up and when you signed your name you signed your own death warrant. Not long now G-Dawg before you’ve been added to my list.”<br>
“The Reaper knows all, past present, future, I myself don’t know these things but I tell you one thing G-Dawg, you won’t gain superiority over me in this match, and you never will. You’ve been tied down and driven into the ground, as one of the starting pegs of my legacy. I’ve grown from the ground up and bettered myself and now I am ready to plant the seeds of my legacy. My name will go down in wrestling history from this battle royal. Where I once again defeat a chunk of my roster. I defeated Action zones roster back in jwa and now it’s Xtreme zone here’s turn. Whoever signs up has signed themselves to defeat and are gonna go down in flames during the final curtain of ExWA. And when that curtain falls G-Dawg it’ll be me taking the applause and it’ll be me bowing. It’ll be me celebrating when the bell rings and it’ll be me holding the unified titles above me by the end of the night. For all those that have been listening to me so far, they have been warned.”

“Pohatu just like White Tiger you yourself aren’t indeed thought of as competition. You’re demise is almost unavoidable. Even the blindest fool can see that clearly. How unfortunate for you. Unfortunate that nobody can recognize you for your abilities, if you have any…”

“Yes. Pohatu your skills have somewhat deteriorated. You aren’t as good as you were. You’ve somehow lost it all. So what hope do you have of becoming the champion? Honestly, you could be wiped out by somebody like that Stinberg bloke. But wait, he earned that spot, he must’ve finally got good. He’ll be a good challenge if he wins his side of the royal. But I hope he does, but It won’t really matter much. Will it? I mean if Stinberg loses the royal he loses his title and the winner of the Xz Royal becomes the champion here. So if I win here I become Xz champ…and get to beat up the az champ. Either way I win. I’ll have won a major title at least if I make it past stage one. Something to look good on my record. What does this have to do with Pohatu? I have no freaking idea.”<br>
“It makes no sense. What else doesn’t make sense? Half the entrees…Pohatu being one of them. Half of them stand absolutely no chance. Still I admire their courage, even if it is stupid. Pohatu you were always one to try, and it’s not up to me to tell you whether to enter or not. But one thing I will tell you. Consider your options. Why suffer unnecessary pain, when you can just take is easy and enjoy perfectly good wrestling on your TV. Painless joy. Not many people have been offered that gift Pohatu, even me. I have to get my joy another way. A way not many people enjoy, in fact a way in which many suffer. I give them beatings…”

“And you are soon to join them, if of course you decide to take part. It is my job to bring this punishment to you. It’s all up to me to decide who’s gonna get past or not. It’s my call on who beats me or not and naturally I’m gonna go down fighting no matter what the cost. I bleed just like any other man Pohatu and I know I even have my limits but Damn, I’ll last long enough to take most of you down with me, if not take you all down. Pohatu we’re not supermen, not me, not you, not anyone. We are just entertainers fighting for what we believe in, and I believe I’m going to win. You get my angle? you may believe the same but it’s whoever believes their belief stronger that will win. Otherwise one of us is a dead man.”<br>
“Method Cobra, the last on my expected list of XZ. You are a good man and a very talented superstar Method, I’m even developing a move and naming it after you. But now, I won’t bring a degree of irony upon you. I’ll save it for JWA, the big homecoming. The day some of us have been waiting for. And when that happens Method, I’ll return as a new man. I’ll return as the first and Last ExWA undisputed champion. And you should always remember that.”<br>
“Battle royals and other contests have torn people apart. Reduced them to a bumbling mess. That’s what my career has been all about Method. Beating up and beating up. Fighting one fight after the other. Never stopping. That’s my life as a hardcore legend. I’ve made friends and I’ve made enemies but That’s how it’s always been. You are one of my friends but that matters no more. It’s purely combat from now on. Best of luck my friend, you’ll need it.”<br>
“Now onto AZ, I’ll start with… Triple D. Championship material no doubt. But of course he’s gonna have fun in his battle royal. I have no need to talk about the Az stars as indeed I may not have to fight them. But Triple D you are one of the ones I expect to win. And if you do I hope you bring me on a good fight. We’ll both be exhausted from the fights but it’s still a level playing field. Entertaining the millions of fans out there even although we shouldn’t. By the end of the night we shouldn’t be in any condition to continue. That’s how I want it to end. As a gift to me I hope that’s what you’ll give me.”<br>
“Morbid Angel. The one Stinberg beat. That left me curious. You are one of the best we’ve seen here and you lost so suddenly. Well Morbid, I expect you of all people to come out on top. You are a great guy, Morbid…similar to me. We’re not so different you and I but we aren’t the same. One of us will have to be better than the other and if indeed we both win, then is our chance to find out. But as you may have seen I won’t be an easy opponent. I won’t get knocked down and stay down, it’ll take you a while to do that to me. Personal promise from me.”<br>
“Shadow…former champ If I remember right. The darkness is strong in you, I like that. Our finishers are both chokeslams but they are both of different varieties. If we both come out the best we shall put each chokeslam to the test. And whichever one wins it for us is the best that ever was, probably. There is a variation in how each is down, like power etcetera. You could get a one chance leveler. One no man can kick out from. Know what I’m saying. I admire you as a man who gets things done but I won’t falter when I charge. I’ll hit you head on. Like lightning to the ground.”<br>
“Vegito you are another guy who I respect. You’ve lay waste to grounds in which you’ve stepped. Downtrodden all obstacles. A force to be reckoned with. A natural God of Thunder. But I don’t worship God. And all those sub gods either. In fact I’d take them on if I could. I’d take you on Vegito because you have to be the closest thing to a God I know, and I want to put my abilities to the test. I can be truly happy if I manage to beat someone of your caliber and all I can say is Good luck.”<br>
“Chronic…I remember your ExWA debut. Elimination chamber. You took your fair share of beatings in that. Well prepare for that again. Because if the battle royal doesn’t finish you I probably will. And I’ll hit you just like the people who hit you in the chamber, except it’ll just be me. I don’t like breaking hearts Chronic, that was HBK’s job, but if I must say Mary Jane…I don’t think she should watch until the end. My methods won’t be…what’s the word…nice…let’s say that because I can’t think up a better word. And don’t worry about the “Have a nice days” I’ll be yelling when I’ve jammed Socko down your throat…”

The crowd erupt into massive cheers of Socko

“That’s right people Mr. Socko is back too!”<br>
He reveals his right hand and it has Socko on and The Iron man begins using him like a puppet.

Mr. Socko

“MISHTERRRRRR SOCKO IS BACK!!!”<br>
The crowd cheer wildly as Reaper returns to normal.

“And last but not least…Bryan Stinberg. The man who’s probably made a surgeon rich. So many changes in so little time. Well, criticism had to come, I am your enemy after all. But let’s lay something else down. I respect you. You beat Morbid Angel and are the current top dog in Action zone. You have to have praise for that, I can’t see why some fools like Rusty can’t accept that. But know this…I was there when you first turned up…I was better than you then…and I’m better than you now. Don’t you forget that. I never will let your forget because I’m hunting for titles and you’re title is one of them.”<br>

[Reaper]

“I’ve fought bald maniacs and steroid pumping morons. And I’ve beaten the fools. I’ve taken on five hundred pound tubs of lard and whooped his ass. I have utilized every tool at my disposal and I’ve used it to the fullest extent possible. Nobody under or over estimates me. People can read my abilities like a book but the one thing they can never read is how I’m going to use it. The contents of my skull is scrambled and anything can happen. Absolutely anything.”<br>
“I’ve talked for long enough and it’s about time I drew it to a close. The people I’ve mentioned here are my expected entrees and the possible winners from the AZ side. No doubt are we to have some rookies enter and try and earn fame over night but I tell you it won’t happen. This match has some of the most experienced superstars I know. And I don't doubt any of the abilities although it may have sounded like it. We all have an equal chance here anything is possible. Just watch your backs.»<br>
''I've worked hard…and I've shed blood sweat and tears. And now those blood sweat and tears have come back to me in this ultimate opportnuity. I've screwed up plenty opportunities but no. This time I cannot fail. I cannot fail…''

''I've slain and have been almost slain myself. I've fought for too long on many occasions and almost ended myself on deaths bed perminantly. Well, the most I expect of these other competitors, If I am not to win, I want to be pushed so far beyond my limit I'll be hospitalized seriously. Nobody has done that before and I want to see it happen. Come on guys it's a challenge.''

''We'll time for my speech to come to a close. I'll end it with the same usual words…''

''I'M THE BEST THERE IS!THE BEST THERE WAS! AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE!!HAVE A NICE DAY!!''

Reaper thumbs up the camera as it fades to black.


(argh...rped it as I would a battle royal. If I missed you out no probs these were just a selected few. Besides I couldn't make a decejnt rp any other way;))

[Needles "the Snitch"]

Jondra Sense?

Scene opens up with Needles still in the padded cell. Suddenly the door swings open. Standing in the doorway is The Allstar.

### Harry Figg ###
You're welcome Needles.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Are you the Doctor? Listen Doc, I swear, I swear, it wasn't me.

Figg laughs and replies

### Harry Figg ###
Doctor? Hell no...I just deceided to break in here and help you out a little...You seem to be everybody's pal...So, I figured I'd...well...help you....escape.

With this Figg walks off, Disapperaing into the sunset. Needles sways to the music that he failed to hear before. Meaning demands direction, then oozes from his oblivious concern. WWWOOooOoOWWWWwwww slobbers from his lips as bewildered monkeys stare with interest at him from the green grass meadows near GGGGGgypsom Creek Billiard Supply.


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$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
I've got to get a hold of myself. Every once in a while I return to understand what is happening but I'm afraid, afraid because I know that the drug that Agent 420 gave me will soon cause me to go places that I might not come back from. I may never have come back the last time if Jondra hadn't been there to help. But here I am on one of Agent 420s super drugs and no crate of Jondra to be found. Bruce, Bruce didn't believe me about Agent 420. Bruce is my friend and even he didn't believe. Maybe I am cracking up. Yea, that must be it...yea...no...there was Angel...she was real for sure. She brought me the crate just before the last drug kicked in. I even told her where and when to meet Corpse. The fake note from Chronic that Agent 420 wrote was real. And Agent 420 was just here. I'm sure of it. No, I may be in for one hell of a high but I am definitely not cracking up. Well, not yet anyhow. Agent 420, he said that my mind would be destroyed. My god, has he no conscience? Why is he after me? Who is he working for? And how do I get out of this straight jacket?

Needles begins to writhe and squirm testing the grip of his arm clenching cloak. Struggling against the padded wall he rises upward only to fall forward in a soft clump of desperation.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Ok, I can't walk and the room is starting to spin. No monkeys yet but it won't be long now. Think Needles, think Needles. Jondra sent me to Stand, who helped me come out of Agent 420's super drug last time, somehow I have to get to Stand before I end up somewhere that I can't be helped. Stand, Stand; How do I find Stand?

Crash!

The cymbals explode as the orchestra blares into another round of the theme song to Looney Tunes. Needles writhes in anguish peering up from the padded floor past the padded walls to the padded ceiling some fifteen feet up. Nothing made sense. Even the ceiling vent that Agent 420 came through to administer the drug, now doesn�t appear to be present. Looney Tunes theme song builds to a crescendo as Needles fogging over state exposes the Hollywood Bowl outdoor amphitheater then zooms in revealing the tuxedo tailed, wand waving symphony conductor.

Crash!

With a finalizing cymbal stroke the symphony conductor turns to face Needles.


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$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Jondra! Is that you? I think I need your help again.

### Jondra ###
I have been waiting for you Needles, you have followed my directions well.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
But you haven't given me any directions yet, not since the last time Agent 420 drugged me. He's done it again and that is why I need your help again.

### Jondra ###
That is what you may think Needles but you have as yet to return. You no longer need Stand's help, you merely must choose.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
But Agent 420 said that my mind would be destroyed.

### Jondra ###
The path you choose Needles shall irrevocably remove all other choices that could have been made. Agent 420 represents a crossroads in your path Needles. That is not to say that Agent 420 does not exist for he does indeed. Agent 420 exists on all three paths as a direction marker to either. You see Needles, if you don't choose the optional path from the one that you are on, then your mind shall indeed be destroyed. If you do choose the optional path then soon afterwards a third option will appear. You have been wise to seek the truth of your options so far. You would be wise to consider carefully and continue your search for truth in this time of choice.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
But Jondra, I don't understand; What if I make the wrong decision?

### Jondra ###
Hear what I have said Needles, the decision is yours as further I may not interfere. You'll know your path when once again, your little dog Chopper with another you'll befriend.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
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[Needles "the Snitch"]

Unpadded Path

Needles vision clears to find himself alone in the padded cell struggling with his straight jacket that comes apart easily.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Figg, Harry Figg loosened my straps before leaving the cell. The door, my god, he left it open behind him. But what happened to Jondra? What do I do? If I don't choose the right path my mind will soon be destroyed. The door, if I just leave could be the wrong choice too, but staying here would be to make no decision at all. Could this simply be the decision that I must make? Either way, I know that Chopper is not here and Jondra last said that; What was that? Oh yea! I'll know my path when once again, my little dog Chopper with another I'll befriend. With another I'll befriend? What did he mean by that? And What about Agent 420?

Needles wriggles free of the straight jacket and creeps to the door carefully pulling it back to peer down the dark empty hallway. Slinking to not be seen he exits the building looking back in amazement of the utter lack of staff. The entire building looks as though it hasn't been used in years.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Something is different. I don't feel any of the effects of the Agent 420's drug. Have I already chosen? What else could be different here? The ExWA Arena. That's where I need to go to find out. Bruce, yea, Bruce may be different also somehow.

Needles sets off for the Arena through a foggy early evening. The streets seem the same except an old building that was demolished still stands. Before, a new foundation was being laid for construction of the New Snitch's Pub. Needles turns the corner in gaze of the ExWA arena with billboard out front.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Hmmmm. PPV Final Battle Royale? And ExWA no longer carries the sponsorship sign of Z-Masters Domain?

Needles makes his way down the hall with little regard of the slight reverted changes to finally enter the office of;

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Dave Masters? This use to be Bruce's office. Hey Bruce, am I sure glad to see you.

### Dave Masters ###
Um, excuse me Needles but I am Dave, you know, you're old Pal Dave Masters. Are you feeling ok Needles?

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
I'm not sure Dave. So you don't know anyone named Bruce?

### Dave Masters ###
Back in high school I knew a football player named Bruce, but that's been a long time Needles and I certainly know no one named Bruce around here. Is there anything else Needles. Are you sure you're alright?

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Oh, yea, yea Dave, I'll be just fine. Have a good day Dave.

Needles leaves Dave's office trying to put it all together then finds himself standing in front of a billboard of details explaining the upcoming fights.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Apparently in this path I have chosen, the ExWA is coming to end. It says here that a final battle has been scheduled for each zone. Each zone's winner is to face each other for Undisputed Golden Heavyweight Champ of the entire ExWA. This path has returned me to a later date of the original ExWA. A path where Dave Masters doesn't know Bruce and the reverse most likely akin. Jondra said that another path choice will become available to make. He also said that I'll know my path when once again, my little dog Chopper with another I'll befriend.

Needles turns to find Morbid Angel peering over his shoulder at the billboard.

### Morbid Angel ###
So are you going to sign up for the big Battle Royale Needles or are you finally realizing that the best wrestlers are in action zone.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
I'm not afraid of action zone Morbid, you just show me the way to that sign up list and you'll see whose coming to dinner come PPV.

### Morbid Angel ###
Glad to hear it Needles; I always felt that you were more than met the eye. You'll find the list in Dave's office, if you hurry you can be the first to sign up.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Thanks old chum and hail to Morbidonia.

### Morbid Angel ###
Morbidonia? I never heard of Morbidonia but it sounds like a damn good idea.

Needles wanders down the hall once again to Dave's office.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Interesting. In this path Morbid Angel had not yet come up with the idea of Morbidonia. Dave, who was Bruce, doesn't even know Bruce, and the hallways have never been so empty. Somwhere, is another choice before me that I must make which will also return me to my little friend Chopper. Is Chopper somehow involved in this, or does he merely stand as recognition that the third path was indeed taken? I miss little Chopper and I think that what ever future I choose, I'd like little Chopper to be there with me. I have no idea what I'm in for, but I guess I'll play along till I see the path change before me. Agent 420 should come around when that happens, according to Jondra.

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[Needles "the Snitch"]

Undisputed World Heavyweight Match Sign-up

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Hi Dave, I want to sign up here for the Unification Match that I heard about in the News. I guess only those who sign up here will qualify to wrestle in the Unification Match for Extreme Zone Golden Title. The winner of which gets to face the winner of the Unification Match for Action Zone World Heavyweight Title, for the Undisputed World Heavyweight Title.

### Dave Masters ###
Are you sure you want to sign up for that Needles? It's going to get more than just a little rough out there.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Oh yea Dave, I've been tripling my training schedule for it. I'm in the best shape of my life Dave. If I didn't know any better Dave, I'd say that I am surely in my Prime. So this here is the list that every wrestler has to sign to be able to wrestle in that match; eh?

### Dave Masters ###
That's right Needles, if you really think you're up to it then put you name right there on the sign up list and good luck Needles.

Needles thanks Dave and comments about how he's going to devastate the other wrestlers as Dave walks back into the back room. Needles recognizing the moment, quickly signs the list then carefully slides the sign up list to the far end of the counter and slips it under Dave's Rubber plant nearly completely obscuring the list.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Well, hopefully I won't have to face these great wrestlers for this Undisputed Title match. It appears that no one else is even going to sign up. Whew!

Draven peeks through the door and barks over to Dave.

### Draven ###
I hope Az can sign-up to. Sign me up!

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Hmmm, there is some life still left around here, but Draven will be wrestling in Az.

The door flies open and comes off one hinge as the iron man stands there.

### Reaper ###
"Sounds fun. It's about damn time we had a hardcore world champion."

Reaper whips out a pen and signs, thumbs up Needles and walks out again. Needles returns an inquisitive thumbs up.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
It looks like Reaper is in. That guy always did have problems with doors.

As Reaper opens the door to walk out, on the door is a spray painted message. The message reads Finally Triple D has entered the Battle Royal!!!!! The Message then fades away and a new message appears. Just Bring IT!!! Biatch!!! The door then falls off it's last hinge and hits the ground.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Hmmm, apparently the list isn�t the only place to sign up for this Championship Title match.

G-Dawg sees a door on the floor. He looks around the room...

### G-Dawg ###
Oh this is gonna be good.

G-Dawg picks up a pen and signs the contract then walks out of the room, staring at the door lying on the floor.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Good luck Dawg!

### G-Dawg ###
And to you Needles. You may want to call maintenance about that door.

Needles nods then slides the heavy door from the office entry and leans it against the wall. Turning to see the once again empty office, he ambles out the door and back down the hall.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
What? The flag of Morbidonia? I couldn't have made the path choice yet or I'd have seen Agent 420. Maybe my mention of Morbidonia has already spurred thoughts by this Morbid Angel to bring his words of government disgust also to this path. These realities seem to be realities that aren't real. Could the path that awaits finally be deliverance once and for all to the world beyond what appears merely as fantasies of men?

Needles makes his way to the familiar surroundings deep in the bowels of the arena; The boiler room.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
I see those boxes are once again unstacked and this place looks like it hasn't been cleaned in years. What�s this on the floor here, some kind of cigar box? Cubans! Cool; and the note from Chronic inside. It's the same note congratulating me on becoming the third inductee to the Hall of Fame. It's good to see that my induction has carried over to this path. But once I choose the final path; will it still be carried over? Will I even be remembered there? Think Needles, think! Chopper? This all somehow started when Chopper disappeared. All those strange dreams that followed and Choppers ball changing colors.

Needles fishes deep into his coat pocket and reluctantly extracts Chopper's little yellow ball.

$$$$$ Needles "the Snitch" $$$$$
Whew, it's yellow still, but wait; there are no teeth marks as if Chopper never played with it. These last weeks have been nonsensical at best. All that remains for me is to wrestle in this match and continue to keep an eye out for Agent 420. Somehow I must make the choice of path that returns me to my little dog Chopper. Everything appears more and more like that path choice is located just within or beyond the upcoming match. No matter what happens, I'll be at that match. And don't worry about a thing little Chopper, I'm coming home.

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