Post by Dave Masters on Feb 5, 2005 21:36:55 GMT
Teddy Speaks: Now it's time for the Main Event. Ric Flair vs. Magnum is sure to be something. Can they stay a team after it.
Irvin Fury: Yeah they can.
Fred Elliot: The following contest scheduled for one fall making his way to the ring weighing in at 327 lbs. "Mental" Johnny Magnum!!!
“Saint Anger” by Metallica plays and silver pyros shoot off from the stage into the crowd. “Mental” walks out onto the stage, and looks around, before posing with his muscles as the crowd boo. He walks down to the ring shouting his mouth off towards the crowd, before sliding into the ring and sizing up his opponent.
Fred Elliot: And his opponent weighing in at 235 lbs., 1/2 of the ExWA Universal Tag Team Champions, 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair!!! The referee will be 'Tricky' Nick Cotten.
A big 'wwooooooh' is heard over the PA system and then Always by Saliva is heard. Fireworks are released from the top of xtreme Vision as Ric Flair walks to the ring in a red robe, covered in diamonds. He showboats and struts on stage then lets out a big 'wwwooooooooh'. He walks down the ramp and walks up the ring steps. When Flair enters the ring confetti falls and sparks fly, as Flair tosses out his robe and tests the ropes, getting ready for action.
The bell sounds and it's a complete one-sided match. Magnum falls to his feet after several chops. He takes Magnum and raps him up in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Magnum will not quit at all. He reserves the hold but begins using his power to his advantage but to no avail. Ric Flair pulls a sneak trick and gets a quick roll up while holding the tights while the referee is too busy paying attention to something else and counts 1.......2......3!!!
Fred Elliot: Here is your winner Ric Flair!!!
Teddy Speaks: Damnit, I was expecting. I bet that referee learned a lot from Earl Hebner.
Irvin Fury: Earl's a great ref, what are you talking about?
Teddy Speaks: He never sees a thing. Do you not get it.
Flair celebrates to his theme but then a masked figure comes in and attacks him. He gives him a beat down and gives him a planted DDT!! The figure takes off the mask to reveal a shock, 'The Outlaw' Senor Gomez has made his presence felt. He is attacking Flair for some odd reason. All of a sudden a blare of music is heard. An air raid siren can be heard resonating around the arena then there is a whistling sound, much like that of a falling bomb, suddenly a sound similar to shell fire booms from the speakers and a flurry of pyrotechnics explodes in the entryway. Then a familiar drum roll starts and the Dad’s Army Theme begins to play. A few British fans rise to their feet and salute from overwhelming patriotism. Then as Lane Corporal Jones steps out onto the stage the whole crowd rise to their feet and explode in a frenzied standing ovation for the veteran war hero. He stands on the ramp way and salutes to the crowd, then slowly walks down the ramp, he then climb up the steel steps and wipes his feet off on the apron before entering the ring.
Teddy Speaks: What the hell is going on here?!
Irvin Fury: My thoughts exactly.
Lance enters the ring and is handed a mic.
Lance Corporal Jones: I suppose you're wondering what am I doing here in ExWA? I had been hired as the Comissioner of the ExWA in particular Xtreme Zone. One act I'd like to address is the tag team titles and right now we have a problem. Magnum was not at his best and has requested time off to rehab himself which is acceptable but I had to take his half ot the tag team titles. Flair, I won't strip you of your title but I will give you a partner and this will be a surprise, your partner will be.........................................................Senor Gomez!!!
Gomez is shocked and stunned and is like what the hell. Lance continues.
LCJ: But that's not all but on Xtreme Zone you 2 will be defending those tag team titles. The Golden Title will be on the line and Quest for Gold and you 2 keep a hold of these belts and don't try anything stupid like beating each other up. It is over.
LCJ's music hits and then leaves leaving Gomez and Flair staring at each other at shock and now holding on to the tag team titles.
Irvin Fury: Yeah they can.
Fred Elliot: The following contest scheduled for one fall making his way to the ring weighing in at 327 lbs. "Mental" Johnny Magnum!!!
“Saint Anger” by Metallica plays and silver pyros shoot off from the stage into the crowd. “Mental” walks out onto the stage, and looks around, before posing with his muscles as the crowd boo. He walks down to the ring shouting his mouth off towards the crowd, before sliding into the ring and sizing up his opponent.
Fred Elliot: And his opponent weighing in at 235 lbs., 1/2 of the ExWA Universal Tag Team Champions, 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair!!! The referee will be 'Tricky' Nick Cotten.
A big 'wwooooooh' is heard over the PA system and then Always by Saliva is heard. Fireworks are released from the top of xtreme Vision as Ric Flair walks to the ring in a red robe, covered in diamonds. He showboats and struts on stage then lets out a big 'wwwooooooooh'. He walks down the ramp and walks up the ring steps. When Flair enters the ring confetti falls and sparks fly, as Flair tosses out his robe and tests the ropes, getting ready for action.
The bell sounds and it's a complete one-sided match. Magnum falls to his feet after several chops. He takes Magnum and raps him up in the Figure Four Leg Lock. Magnum will not quit at all. He reserves the hold but begins using his power to his advantage but to no avail. Ric Flair pulls a sneak trick and gets a quick roll up while holding the tights while the referee is too busy paying attention to something else and counts 1.......2......3!!!
Fred Elliot: Here is your winner Ric Flair!!!
Teddy Speaks: Damnit, I was expecting. I bet that referee learned a lot from Earl Hebner.
Irvin Fury: Earl's a great ref, what are you talking about?
Teddy Speaks: He never sees a thing. Do you not get it.
Flair celebrates to his theme but then a masked figure comes in and attacks him. He gives him a beat down and gives him a planted DDT!! The figure takes off the mask to reveal a shock, 'The Outlaw' Senor Gomez has made his presence felt. He is attacking Flair for some odd reason. All of a sudden a blare of music is heard. An air raid siren can be heard resonating around the arena then there is a whistling sound, much like that of a falling bomb, suddenly a sound similar to shell fire booms from the speakers and a flurry of pyrotechnics explodes in the entryway. Then a familiar drum roll starts and the Dad’s Army Theme begins to play. A few British fans rise to their feet and salute from overwhelming patriotism. Then as Lane Corporal Jones steps out onto the stage the whole crowd rise to their feet and explode in a frenzied standing ovation for the veteran war hero. He stands on the ramp way and salutes to the crowd, then slowly walks down the ramp, he then climb up the steel steps and wipes his feet off on the apron before entering the ring.
Teddy Speaks: What the hell is going on here?!
Irvin Fury: My thoughts exactly.
Lance enters the ring and is handed a mic.
Lance Corporal Jones: I suppose you're wondering what am I doing here in ExWA? I had been hired as the Comissioner of the ExWA in particular Xtreme Zone. One act I'd like to address is the tag team titles and right now we have a problem. Magnum was not at his best and has requested time off to rehab himself which is acceptable but I had to take his half ot the tag team titles. Flair, I won't strip you of your title but I will give you a partner and this will be a surprise, your partner will be.........................................................Senor Gomez!!!
Gomez is shocked and stunned and is like what the hell. Lance continues.
LCJ: But that's not all but on Xtreme Zone you 2 will be defending those tag team titles. The Golden Title will be on the line and Quest for Gold and you 2 keep a hold of these belts and don't try anything stupid like beating each other up. It is over.
LCJ's music hits and then leaves leaving Gomez and Flair staring at each other at shock and now holding on to the tag team titles.