Post by Dave Masters on Mar 13, 2005 21:16:59 GMT
Quest for Gold opens with a flurry of pyrotechnics as the fans in the arena go crazy and hold their signs up fanatically. The cameras pan around for a few moments then focus in on Fred Elliot who is standing in the centre of the ring.
Elliot: The following match is a falls count any ware match… The referee for this match will be Nick Cotton.
Introducing first weighing in at 234 lbs from the Other side of Darkness he is ….. GOTH X!!!!!
The arena is lighted in black-like colour, with small fire coming from the entrance. After 10 second, the arch is set on fire, with X, camera face to him, doing a Chris Jericho style taunt. Walks the ramp, with fire coming from the side of it, then runs to the ring, and taunts the fans from the far left turnbuckle, Chavo Guerrero style.
Elliot: And his opponent… LUNATIC…!!!!
Lunatic slides in the ring after emerging from the crowd and catches Goth X by surprise with a blind sided sucker punch.
Fury: Where the hell did he come from?!
Speaks: And where the hell is he going?
As Goth X lies fallen in the ring Lunatic climbs out and unfurls the ring apron, he then pulls out various weapons and tosses them into the ring before rolling back in after them.
Fury: Looks like he’s getting an arsenal of weaponry to me.
Lunatic goes to pull Goth X up but Goth X hits him with a thumb to the eye.
Speaks: Well that’s one way to counter.
As lunatic staggers backward Goth X grabs a steel chair and swings for Lunatic, Lunatic ducks and nips underneath and then as Goth X turns around Lunatic hits a DDT onto the chair.
Fury: Oh dear god…<br>
Speaks: That thud was sickening Goth X must be busted open after that….
He grabs Goth X’s leg and then drops a couple of knee shots to the inside of Goth X’s calf. Lunatic continues to work on Goth X’s leg then locks in an Indian death lock.
Speaks: A good strategy here wearing down Goth X’s legs.
Fury: Oh my, Goth X may have to tap here.
Goth X screams in pain a desperately tries to reach the ropes eventually e grasps the bottom rope. Nick Cotton calls for Lunatic to break the hold and Lunatic reluctantly does.
Speaks: Good ring presence by Goth X to grab the bottom rope like that and save himself there.
Lunatic goes to pick Goth X up but as he does so Goth X snatches up a pair of brass knuckles off the mat and clocks Lunatic across the jaw.
Fury: What the?! That came out of nowhere!
Speaks: It could be over here.
Lunatic plummets down and Goth X goes for a cradle.
1…<br>2…<br>No!
Lunatic gets a shoulder up, and Goth X slowly climbs to his feet. He limps over to a trashcan and tips its contents across the ring. He picks up a pot plant from the debris of weapons.
Speaks: What is Goth X thinking here?!
Then he charges at Lunatic and smashes the pot over his head, shards of terracotta fly everywhere as a cloud of earth plums to the floor.
Fury: Jesus! Alan Titchmarsh would have a fit if he saw this!
Goth X the goes back to the weapons and picks up a road sign.
Fury: Where in the hell is he going and what in the hell is he doing now?!
Speaks: I dunno but it can’t be good.
Goth X clasps it tightly then begins to climb the top turnbuckle. He balances precariously on the top rope then tosses the sign into the face of Lunatic and follows it up with an elbow drop, sending the steel ricocheting of the skull of Lunatic.
Speaks: BAH!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! What is Goth X prepared to do?!
Fury: I think the question is what won’t he do….
Goth X then goes for the cover and Cotton drops down to make the count.
1…<br>2…<br>No!
Somehow Lunatic gets a shoulder up, as he rolls over a pool of blood begins to form on the canvas dripping down from his forehead.
Fury: How in the hell did he kick out?!
Speaks: Oh no, looks like he’s busted open.
Goth X look shocked he goes over to the weapons and rustles about, and then suddenly he picks up a fork. Goth X smiles and the goes back over to Lunatic. He locks Lunatic in a headlock then begins to stab the fork into the laceration on Lunatic’s forehead.
Speaks: NO NO NO!!!! THIS IS SENSELESS STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!!
Fury: There is nothing Cotton can do, it’s perfectly legal.
Goth X stabs it deeper and deeper opening up the wound further and Lunatic screams in agony. Then Goth X drops the fork he drags Lunatic over toward a steel chair, then hits a sleeper neck drop onto the chair, Lunatic's cranium bounces off the metal and Goth X again goes for the cover.
Speaks: For your own sake Lunatic just stay down.
1…<br>2…<br>No!
Fury: My god!
Lunatic puts a foot on the bottom rope and Cotton stops the count, Goth X looks shocked and demands to know why it wasn’t three. He kicks the bottom rope in frustration then snatches up the trashcan. He sets up the trashcan in the corner turnbuckle and then pulls Lunatic up off the mat. He attempts to Irish whip Lunatic into the chair but Lunatic reverses it and sends Goth X into the trashcan with an Irish whip of his own.
Speaks: Lunatic is fighting back here…<br>
Then he runs at the ropes and as Goth X stagger backward Lunatic hits a bulldog. He quickly makes a cover but Goth X kicks out after only a one count.
Fury: Goth X still has too much fuel left in the tank; Lunatic is going to have to do more than that.
Lunatic looks angered and taunts to the crowd he points to the top turnbuckle then slowly climbs through the ropes and mounts the ropes. He steadies himself then prepares for an aerial assault but Goth X climbs up off the mat. He shoves Cotton into the ropes and Lunatic drops onto the turnbuckle with a thud. Goth X climbs to the second rope and elbows Lunatic in the gut a few times. Then out of nowhere he hits a modified version of the ‘Crusher’ off the top rope and goes for the cover as the crowd chant in shock.
1…<br>2…<br>3!!!
Elliot: Here is your winner …. GOTH X!!!
Speaks: What an opening match, a superb effort from both these men but in the end Goth X just wanted the win more.
Cotton raises Goth X’s hand in victory as Quest for Gold goes to a commercial break.
Elliot: The following match is a falls count any ware match… The referee for this match will be Nick Cotton.
Introducing first weighing in at 234 lbs from the Other side of Darkness he is ….. GOTH X!!!!!
The arena is lighted in black-like colour, with small fire coming from the entrance. After 10 second, the arch is set on fire, with X, camera face to him, doing a Chris Jericho style taunt. Walks the ramp, with fire coming from the side of it, then runs to the ring, and taunts the fans from the far left turnbuckle, Chavo Guerrero style.
Elliot: And his opponent… LUNATIC…!!!!
Lunatic slides in the ring after emerging from the crowd and catches Goth X by surprise with a blind sided sucker punch.
Fury: Where the hell did he come from?!
Speaks: And where the hell is he going?
As Goth X lies fallen in the ring Lunatic climbs out and unfurls the ring apron, he then pulls out various weapons and tosses them into the ring before rolling back in after them.
Fury: Looks like he’s getting an arsenal of weaponry to me.
Lunatic goes to pull Goth X up but Goth X hits him with a thumb to the eye.
Speaks: Well that’s one way to counter.
As lunatic staggers backward Goth X grabs a steel chair and swings for Lunatic, Lunatic ducks and nips underneath and then as Goth X turns around Lunatic hits a DDT onto the chair.
Fury: Oh dear god…<br>
Speaks: That thud was sickening Goth X must be busted open after that….
He grabs Goth X’s leg and then drops a couple of knee shots to the inside of Goth X’s calf. Lunatic continues to work on Goth X’s leg then locks in an Indian death lock.
Speaks: A good strategy here wearing down Goth X’s legs.
Fury: Oh my, Goth X may have to tap here.
Goth X screams in pain a desperately tries to reach the ropes eventually e grasps the bottom rope. Nick Cotton calls for Lunatic to break the hold and Lunatic reluctantly does.
Speaks: Good ring presence by Goth X to grab the bottom rope like that and save himself there.
Lunatic goes to pick Goth X up but as he does so Goth X snatches up a pair of brass knuckles off the mat and clocks Lunatic across the jaw.
Fury: What the?! That came out of nowhere!
Speaks: It could be over here.
Lunatic plummets down and Goth X goes for a cradle.
1…<br>2…<br>No!
Lunatic gets a shoulder up, and Goth X slowly climbs to his feet. He limps over to a trashcan and tips its contents across the ring. He picks up a pot plant from the debris of weapons.
Speaks: What is Goth X thinking here?!
Then he charges at Lunatic and smashes the pot over his head, shards of terracotta fly everywhere as a cloud of earth plums to the floor.
Fury: Jesus! Alan Titchmarsh would have a fit if he saw this!
Goth X the goes back to the weapons and picks up a road sign.
Fury: Where in the hell is he going and what in the hell is he doing now?!
Speaks: I dunno but it can’t be good.
Goth X clasps it tightly then begins to climb the top turnbuckle. He balances precariously on the top rope then tosses the sign into the face of Lunatic and follows it up with an elbow drop, sending the steel ricocheting of the skull of Lunatic.
Speaks: BAH!!!! GOOD GOD!!!! What is Goth X prepared to do?!
Fury: I think the question is what won’t he do….
Goth X then goes for the cover and Cotton drops down to make the count.
1…<br>2…<br>No!
Somehow Lunatic gets a shoulder up, as he rolls over a pool of blood begins to form on the canvas dripping down from his forehead.
Fury: How in the hell did he kick out?!
Speaks: Oh no, looks like he’s busted open.
Goth X look shocked he goes over to the weapons and rustles about, and then suddenly he picks up a fork. Goth X smiles and the goes back over to Lunatic. He locks Lunatic in a headlock then begins to stab the fork into the laceration on Lunatic’s forehead.
Speaks: NO NO NO!!!! THIS IS SENSELESS STOP THE DAMN MATCH!!!!
Fury: There is nothing Cotton can do, it’s perfectly legal.
Goth X stabs it deeper and deeper opening up the wound further and Lunatic screams in agony. Then Goth X drops the fork he drags Lunatic over toward a steel chair, then hits a sleeper neck drop onto the chair, Lunatic's cranium bounces off the metal and Goth X again goes for the cover.
Speaks: For your own sake Lunatic just stay down.
1…<br>2…<br>No!
Fury: My god!
Lunatic puts a foot on the bottom rope and Cotton stops the count, Goth X looks shocked and demands to know why it wasn’t three. He kicks the bottom rope in frustration then snatches up the trashcan. He sets up the trashcan in the corner turnbuckle and then pulls Lunatic up off the mat. He attempts to Irish whip Lunatic into the chair but Lunatic reverses it and sends Goth X into the trashcan with an Irish whip of his own.
Speaks: Lunatic is fighting back here…<br>
Then he runs at the ropes and as Goth X stagger backward Lunatic hits a bulldog. He quickly makes a cover but Goth X kicks out after only a one count.
Fury: Goth X still has too much fuel left in the tank; Lunatic is going to have to do more than that.
Lunatic looks angered and taunts to the crowd he points to the top turnbuckle then slowly climbs through the ropes and mounts the ropes. He steadies himself then prepares for an aerial assault but Goth X climbs up off the mat. He shoves Cotton into the ropes and Lunatic drops onto the turnbuckle with a thud. Goth X climbs to the second rope and elbows Lunatic in the gut a few times. Then out of nowhere he hits a modified version of the ‘Crusher’ off the top rope and goes for the cover as the crowd chant in shock.
1…<br>2…<br>3!!!
Elliot: Here is your winner …. GOTH X!!!
Speaks: What an opening match, a superb effort from both these men but in the end Goth X just wanted the win more.
Cotton raises Goth X’s hand in victory as Quest for Gold goes to a commercial break.