Post by Dave Masters on Apr 27, 2005 22:50:44 GMT
Fred Elliot- The following match is the Tag Team Title Unification match. Now in this match both the ExWA Universal Tag Team Titles and the ExWA World Tag Team Titles are on the line, the winning tag team will win both sets of belts and will be crowned as the Undisputed ExWA Tag Team Champions Introducing first he is one half of the ExWA World Tag Team Champions… Weighing in at 210 lbs from Seattle, Washington he is … CHRONIC!!!!
[*The lights in the arena go out, bathing the crowd in darkness. “Stash Up (Chronic’s Mix)” begins to blast over the loudspeakers, as a large Pot Leaf with the name “Chronic” in silver lettering appears across the Pot Leaf. *
“Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up,…”
* Green Fireworks explode all around the stage and Chronic bursts out from behind the curtain with his hands up in the air. Mary Jane who carries a two-foot glass bong follows Chronic out onto the stage. *
“This is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up!
Kickin’ ass…”
*Mary Jane takes a hit from the bong and shotguns the hit to Chronic. *
”Smokin’ grass and if you in the back then you gonna get passed up. M.J. better pass me that bong, the night is short and I've been waitin' too long. To enter into another dimension, pull the smoke into my lungs and release the tension. By the way, did I happen to mention how stash operates, so start the dissection.”<br>
* Hand in hand, Chronic and Mary Jane slowly walk towards the ring, shaking hands, signing autographs and giving as many of the Chronicaholics as possible high fives.*
”1 2 Don't forget your crew now, 3 4 Sit facin' the door, 5 6 Never know when it hits, 7 8 It's gonna be too late. Put your hands up, this is a stash up. Pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Ring the alarm and now the sound is dying. Ring the alarm and now the stash is creeping. Psychological.Past diabolical. Encrypted in code biological. Rejected. Genetically defected. Or maybe just slightly misdirected. Murder by numbers, straight undercover, step into my cypher and you're six feet under.”<br>
*Chronic and Mary Jane arrive at the ring. Chronic picks Mary Jane up and sets her on the ring apron and jumps up himself. He holds the ropes for Mary Jane, who climbs into the ring. Chronic climbs in after her and lights a joint as Mary Jane takes another bong toke. *
”Do a dance and let her know that you're feelin' it, locked up cause you know I was dealin it.”<br>
*Chronic hops up on the top turnbuckle with the joint between his lips and salutes all of his Chronicaholics. *
”Hydroponic, super bionic my HK is chrome and my bombs are atomic. Step to the back with your monkey ass. Better take cover cause we're ready to blast!”<br>
*Chronic hops down, helps Mary Jane out of the ring and turns towards the stage, his face a mask of determination and seriousness as he awaits his partner’s entrance.*]
Fred Elliot: And his Tag Team Partner…. He is the second half of the ExWA World Tag Team Champions… hailing from parts unknown… he is VEGITO!!!
[The arena goes pitch black. 3 Gongs are heard through out the arena. Then the light is focused on Vegito and then a flame forms a V just above his head. He looks on and the crowd is cheering while Force Your Way is being played. He stands for a few seconds and the lights dim out slightly. He goes to the stairway and raises his arms in the air. He gets in the ring and takes out his right hand and holds it like a fist leaving his thumb and slides it across his throat to signal the end for his opponent. He takes off his hat and coat and is ready to fight.]
[The infamous guitar riffs that are the opening of Welcome to the Jungle was heard as the speaker system turned on. Every head in the audience turned torward the entrance, all the murmuring coming to cease as they heard the song.
Oh my God...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!
Yellow sparks exploded on one side of the entrance stage as orange and black ones exploded on the other side, black sparks shooting out of the pyros all along the ramp. Green sparks were raining down from the Xtreme Vision and were shooting out of the ring posts, the crowd cheering as all of this was happening.]
Fred Elliot- And their opponents … being accompanied by Pulse, at a combined weight of 430 pounds, The ExWA Universal Tag Team Champions … 'The Lightning' Pohatu and The 'King of the Cage' White Tiger... NAAAATURE!!!
[Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
Pohatu and Tiger step out and go over to the end sides of the stage, taunting with the fans, starting up a Nature chant. Pohatu and Tiger walk back to the center stage where Pulse is, she waits as the boys meet in the center giving a quick high five before starting down the ramp. They give the fans high fives as various signs that say ‘best tag team ever!’ are held up in the background. Tiger and Pohatu both slide into the ring and go to the far turnbuckles, Tiger and Pohatu hyping up the already ecstatic crowd before meeting in the center of the ring discussing their game plan. 'Tricky' Nick Cotton is the referee for this match. White Tiger tests out the ropes. Vegito checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) White Tiger clotheslines Vegito. White Tiger tags in 'The Lightning' Pohatu. 'The Lightning' Pohatu nails the bridging back suplex on Vegito. ]
Teddy Speaks - Come on ref! Do something!! Vegito is being double teamed!
[Vegito gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. White Tiger tagged in by 'The Lightning' Pohatu. Vegito grabs White Tiger's head and hites him in the face. Vegito uses a closed fist on White Tiger. ]
Ivan Fury - Vegito with a punch.
[Vegito brings in Chronic for Shades of Sin. Vegito gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on White Tiger. Chronic clotheslines White Tiger. Chronic double underhook faceslams White Tiger hard to the White Tiger. White Tiger gets hit with the shooting star press from Chronic. The ref starts the count. ...1 White Tiger escapes. ]
Ivan Fury - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[White Tiger is up again. Chronic makes the tag to Vegito. Vegito drives a forearm into White Tiger. ]
Ian Dawe - White Tiger is being double teamed!
[*The lights in the arena go out, bathing the crowd in darkness. “Stash Up (Chronic’s Mix)” begins to blast over the loudspeakers, as a large Pot Leaf with the name “Chronic” in silver lettering appears across the Pot Leaf. *
“Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up,…”
* Green Fireworks explode all around the stage and Chronic bursts out from behind the curtain with his hands up in the air. Mary Jane who carries a two-foot glass bong follows Chronic out onto the stage. *
“This is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up!
Kickin’ ass…”
*Mary Jane takes a hit from the bong and shotguns the hit to Chronic. *
”Smokin’ grass and if you in the back then you gonna get passed up. M.J. better pass me that bong, the night is short and I've been waitin' too long. To enter into another dimension, pull the smoke into my lungs and release the tension. By the way, did I happen to mention how stash operates, so start the dissection.”<br>
* Hand in hand, Chronic and Mary Jane slowly walk towards the ring, shaking hands, signing autographs and giving as many of the Chronicaholics as possible high fives.*
”1 2 Don't forget your crew now, 3 4 Sit facin' the door, 5 6 Never know when it hits, 7 8 It's gonna be too late. Put your hands up, this is a stash up. Pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Ring the alarm and now the sound is dying. Ring the alarm and now the stash is creeping. Psychological.Past diabolical. Encrypted in code biological. Rejected. Genetically defected. Or maybe just slightly misdirected. Murder by numbers, straight undercover, step into my cypher and you're six feet under.”<br>
*Chronic and Mary Jane arrive at the ring. Chronic picks Mary Jane up and sets her on the ring apron and jumps up himself. He holds the ropes for Mary Jane, who climbs into the ring. Chronic climbs in after her and lights a joint as Mary Jane takes another bong toke. *
”Do a dance and let her know that you're feelin' it, locked up cause you know I was dealin it.”<br>
*Chronic hops up on the top turnbuckle with the joint between his lips and salutes all of his Chronicaholics. *
”Hydroponic, super bionic my HK is chrome and my bombs are atomic. Step to the back with your monkey ass. Better take cover cause we're ready to blast!”<br>
*Chronic hops down, helps Mary Jane out of the ring and turns towards the stage, his face a mask of determination and seriousness as he awaits his partner’s entrance.*]
Fred Elliot: And his Tag Team Partner…. He is the second half of the ExWA World Tag Team Champions… hailing from parts unknown… he is VEGITO!!!
[The arena goes pitch black. 3 Gongs are heard through out the arena. Then the light is focused on Vegito and then a flame forms a V just above his head. He looks on and the crowd is cheering while Force Your Way is being played. He stands for a few seconds and the lights dim out slightly. He goes to the stairway and raises his arms in the air. He gets in the ring and takes out his right hand and holds it like a fist leaving his thumb and slides it across his throat to signal the end for his opponent. He takes off his hat and coat and is ready to fight.]
[The infamous guitar riffs that are the opening of Welcome to the Jungle was heard as the speaker system turned on. Every head in the audience turned torward the entrance, all the murmuring coming to cease as they heard the song.
Oh my God...
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!
Yellow sparks exploded on one side of the entrance stage as orange and black ones exploded on the other side, black sparks shooting out of the pyros all along the ramp. Green sparks were raining down from the Xtreme Vision and were shooting out of the ring posts, the crowd cheering as all of this was happening.]
Fred Elliot- And their opponents … being accompanied by Pulse, at a combined weight of 430 pounds, The ExWA Universal Tag Team Champions … 'The Lightning' Pohatu and The 'King of the Cage' White Tiger... NAAAATURE!!!
[Welcome to the jungle, we've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want, honey, we know the names
We are the people that can find whatever you may need
If you got the money, honey, we got your disease
Pohatu and Tiger step out and go over to the end sides of the stage, taunting with the fans, starting up a Nature chant. Pohatu and Tiger walk back to the center stage where Pulse is, she waits as the boys meet in the center giving a quick high five before starting down the ramp. They give the fans high fives as various signs that say ‘best tag team ever!’ are held up in the background. Tiger and Pohatu both slide into the ring and go to the far turnbuckles, Tiger and Pohatu hyping up the already ecstatic crowd before meeting in the center of the ring discussing their game plan. 'Tricky' Nick Cotton is the referee for this match. White Tiger tests out the ropes. Vegito checks out the ring. (ding, ding, ding) White Tiger clotheslines Vegito. White Tiger tags in 'The Lightning' Pohatu. 'The Lightning' Pohatu nails the bridging back suplex on Vegito. ]
Teddy Speaks - Come on ref! Do something!! Vegito is being double teamed!
[Vegito gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. White Tiger tagged in by 'The Lightning' Pohatu. Vegito grabs White Tiger's head and hites him in the face. Vegito uses a closed fist on White Tiger. ]
Ivan Fury - Vegito with a punch.
[Vegito brings in Chronic for Shades of Sin. Vegito gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on White Tiger. Chronic clotheslines White Tiger. Chronic double underhook faceslams White Tiger hard to the White Tiger. White Tiger gets hit with the shooting star press from Chronic. The ref starts the count. ...1 White Tiger escapes. ]
Ivan Fury - He should have just stayed on the attack.
[White Tiger is up again. Chronic makes the tag to Vegito. Vegito drives a forearm into White Tiger. ]
Ian Dawe - White Tiger is being double teamed!
