Post by Dave Masters on Apr 27, 2005 22:53:21 GMT
Malenko: Well we are set in the Action Zone ring now. Let's wait for the Xtreme Zone entrances, and this thing will be underway. Ah, here's Abcess. followed by Jesus Christ. I can't see needles-ahaha, Reaper is entering through the crowd. Truly a night for the fans this.
Dawe: He's wasting energy. Anyway, we all know Jesus will win this one.
Malenko: You reckon. Where's that Needles anyway. He should be here already.
/* Fred Elliot steps between the two rings, and speaks the words...
Elliot: Let's get started!
/* As he jumps down to the announcers area, both rings spring to life. Abscess guns straight for reaper, and Reaper knocks him down with a forearm to the face. Jesus sumes behind Reaper, and Reaper turns around. Jesus goes to strike reaper, but Reaper ducks the strike, and hits a falling neckbreaker with his momentum. Reaper picks Jesus up and tries to throw him out, but Jesus holds the second rope with one arm, and elbows Reaper in the face with his free appendage. As Reaper falls back, Abscess gets to his feet and springs off a german suplex. Abscess looks to Jesus, who still has his back turned. Seeing an opportunity, he grabs Jesus' leg and truies to throw him out in one fell swoop. jesus goes over the top but lands on the apron. Abscess desperately pushes with his foot but cant budge jesus. Reaper gets to his feet, and watches with amusement. Jesus grabs Abscess' right foot and pulls him to the floor. Reaper looks amused even more as Abscess loses a loosely tied boot as he falls. Jesus slips back into the ring under the bottom rope. *\
Dawe: Where the hell is Needles?
Malenko: I dont know...ooooh thats gotta hurt. Jesus and Abscess are working together now and just double powerbombed Reaper.
Dawe: What is this? I can hear a Needles chant growing. Where the hell is he.
Malenko: How many times I dont bloody know! Ow! Reaper just got a double elbow drop. Jesus and Abscess are bickering about who can throw him out. What is that Reaper has?
Dawe: It better not be that damned Slater.
Malenko: It's not...it's Cindy! Oh my! Reaper just shocked Abscess and smacked him upside the head with Cindy! look at him reeling back!
Dawe: Wow. That was a hard shot-and now he just beaned that sucker over Jesus' head too!
Malenko: Abscess is busted open. What on earth is Reaper doing? He's putting Cindy across the corner of the turnbuckle.
Dawe: I dread to think.
/* Abscess gets to his feet, and Reaper lifts him up in a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=snake%20eyes" onmouseover="window.status='snake eyes'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">snake eyes</a> position, smashing his face off the cinder block. Abscess falls back a bloody mess. Reaper looks to the cinder block he so aptly named cindy and puts it on the floor. he picks up Jesus, and hits a pulling piledriver over it...Smashing it to pieces and busting Jesus open. *\
Malenko: Oh my lord. No pun intended. Reaper is slaughtering these guys.
Dawe: Abscess is on his feet. Using the ropes to get up. With the over the top rules of this match, he might want to stay away from them.
Malenko: Reaper is stalking Abscess. He hits the ropes...Oh! Abscess reversed a clothesline and got a DDT for his troubles. Abscess is just kicking the iron out of the Iron man right now.
Dawe: Great line. I bet it took you all night for your two brain cells to think that one up.
Malenko: Bash your arse.
Dawe: That's 3T's job, thank you.
/* Jesus gathers his senses and walks towards the situation. he pulls Abscess back from kicking Reaper and looks Abscess in the eyes. Abscess seems to relent instantly. Jesus picks up reaper, and hits a cross powerbomb. The irony of the move hits him and he cracks a smile. Jesus and Abscess start to kick Reaper and a chant starts to grow. People want Needles. The chant is almost deafening,. The people want their hero to make the save. *\
Dawe: Listen to these people chant. I bet Needles is backstage toking away with Chronic and forgot all about the match.
Malenko: I doubt that. Look at this. All these people chanting for Needles to make the save. Some people are fainting and crying, and the guy isnt even out here yet.
/* The chant keeps going, but Needles doesn't appear. Abscess and Jesus laugh, and grab Reaper, picking him up. They stand him in the middle of the ring. The two start to take turns smashing reaper in the head. Reaper flies between the two men, but is gaining energy. With every blow a smile crosses his face. Eventually he stops, and grabs Abscess by the hair, and uses all his might to throw him out of the ring! *\
ABSCESS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Malenko: Just like that?!
Dawe: Wow. Now its just Reaper and Jesus. And Needles, wherever the hell he is.
/* jesus and Reaper start to trade blows. Jesus comes off better. he hits a knee to Reapers gut and hits a gutwrench powerbomb. Reaper clutches his gut. Jesus grabs Reaper by the hair and pulls him to face him. Jesus makes the sign of the cross in front of Reaper, and grins. Reaper springs and kicks Jesus in the gut. Jesus doesnt react, and kicks Reaper with a low blow. Reaper grins as Jesus grabs his foot. Reaper reaches into his pants and pulls out Slater! Jesus is hopping around, and Reaper swings Slater....knocking Jesus out of the ring! *\
JESUS CHRIST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Fred Elliot: Ladies and gentlemen, it has been decreed that since Needles did not appear, Reaper is your winner!
Dawe: He's wasting energy. Anyway, we all know Jesus will win this one.
Malenko: You reckon. Where's that Needles anyway. He should be here already.
/* Fred Elliot steps between the two rings, and speaks the words...
Elliot: Let's get started!
/* As he jumps down to the announcers area, both rings spring to life. Abscess guns straight for reaper, and Reaper knocks him down with a forearm to the face. Jesus sumes behind Reaper, and Reaper turns around. Jesus goes to strike reaper, but Reaper ducks the strike, and hits a falling neckbreaker with his momentum. Reaper picks Jesus up and tries to throw him out, but Jesus holds the second rope with one arm, and elbows Reaper in the face with his free appendage. As Reaper falls back, Abscess gets to his feet and springs off a german suplex. Abscess looks to Jesus, who still has his back turned. Seeing an opportunity, he grabs Jesus' leg and truies to throw him out in one fell swoop. jesus goes over the top but lands on the apron. Abscess desperately pushes with his foot but cant budge jesus. Reaper gets to his feet, and watches with amusement. Jesus grabs Abscess' right foot and pulls him to the floor. Reaper looks amused even more as Abscess loses a loosely tied boot as he falls. Jesus slips back into the ring under the bottom rope. *\
Dawe: Where the hell is Needles?
Malenko: I dont know...ooooh thats gotta hurt. Jesus and Abscess are working together now and just double powerbombed Reaper.
Dawe: What is this? I can hear a Needles chant growing. Where the hell is he.
Malenko: How many times I dont bloody know! Ow! Reaper just got a double elbow drop. Jesus and Abscess are bickering about who can throw him out. What is that Reaper has?
Dawe: It better not be that damned Slater.
Malenko: It's not...it's Cindy! Oh my! Reaper just shocked Abscess and smacked him upside the head with Cindy! look at him reeling back!
Dawe: Wow. That was a hard shot-and now he just beaned that sucker over Jesus' head too!
Malenko: Abscess is busted open. What on earth is Reaper doing? He's putting Cindy across the corner of the turnbuckle.
Dawe: I dread to think.
/* Abscess gets to his feet, and Reaper lifts him up in a <a style='text-decoration: none; border-bottom: 3px double;' href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=24&k=snake%20eyes" onmouseover="window.status='snake eyes'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">snake eyes</a> position, smashing his face off the cinder block. Abscess falls back a bloody mess. Reaper looks to the cinder block he so aptly named cindy and puts it on the floor. he picks up Jesus, and hits a pulling piledriver over it...Smashing it to pieces and busting Jesus open. *\
Malenko: Oh my lord. No pun intended. Reaper is slaughtering these guys.
Dawe: Abscess is on his feet. Using the ropes to get up. With the over the top rules of this match, he might want to stay away from them.
Malenko: Reaper is stalking Abscess. He hits the ropes...Oh! Abscess reversed a clothesline and got a DDT for his troubles. Abscess is just kicking the iron out of the Iron man right now.
Dawe: Great line. I bet it took you all night for your two brain cells to think that one up.
Malenko: Bash your arse.
Dawe: That's 3T's job, thank you.
/* Jesus gathers his senses and walks towards the situation. he pulls Abscess back from kicking Reaper and looks Abscess in the eyes. Abscess seems to relent instantly. Jesus picks up reaper, and hits a cross powerbomb. The irony of the move hits him and he cracks a smile. Jesus and Abscess start to kick Reaper and a chant starts to grow. People want Needles. The chant is almost deafening,. The people want their hero to make the save. *\
Dawe: Listen to these people chant. I bet Needles is backstage toking away with Chronic and forgot all about the match.
Malenko: I doubt that. Look at this. All these people chanting for Needles to make the save. Some people are fainting and crying, and the guy isnt even out here yet.
/* The chant keeps going, but Needles doesn't appear. Abscess and Jesus laugh, and grab Reaper, picking him up. They stand him in the middle of the ring. The two start to take turns smashing reaper in the head. Reaper flies between the two men, but is gaining energy. With every blow a smile crosses his face. Eventually he stops, and grabs Abscess by the hair, and uses all his might to throw him out of the ring! *\
ABSCESS HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Malenko: Just like that?!
Dawe: Wow. Now its just Reaper and Jesus. And Needles, wherever the hell he is.
/* jesus and Reaper start to trade blows. Jesus comes off better. he hits a knee to Reapers gut and hits a gutwrench powerbomb. Reaper clutches his gut. Jesus grabs Reaper by the hair and pulls him to face him. Jesus makes the sign of the cross in front of Reaper, and grins. Reaper springs and kicks Jesus in the gut. Jesus doesnt react, and kicks Reaper with a low blow. Reaper grins as Jesus grabs his foot. Reaper reaches into his pants and pulls out Slater! Jesus is hopping around, and Reaper swings Slater....knocking Jesus out of the ring! *\
JESUS CHRIST HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
Fred Elliot: Ladies and gentlemen, it has been decreed that since Needles did not appear, Reaper is your winner!