6 Man Tag for the World Tag Team Titles

[Dave Masters]

Chronic, The Corpse and Shadow vs. Tom Paulin, Cody Tharp and Immune

Deadline: 15/02 at 6 PM Est, 11 PM UK
Show up: 17/02

Only they can rp here. Failure to listen will result in punishment.

[Immune]

The sun has fallen and the sky is as dark as the devils soul. There are no stars out only the lights of Las Vegas. There are a lot of signs. There are some of naked ladies and some of slot machines and some of ever popping cherries. The camera looks down and there are a lot of cars and people roaming the streets and the camera happens to spot out two people walking into a casino: Immune and Tom. Immune and Tom find a table and sit down and begin to talk.

Immune: Man, I told you this place is awesome. I mean look at all the lights and the pretty women and of course all the drinks. I mean they got it all. Look over there on the wall. I mean there is a condom machine right there. What kind of place has a condom machine on the wall, except gas stations? Now, that I proved to you that this place is a lot better than going and seeing the Lincoln Memorial, we got business to discuss. We have a 6 man tag team title match coming up and I was wondering if we could count on our 3rd partner. I don’t know much about him.

Tom: Well I don’t know much about him either, all I know is that we are putting our necks on the line trusting this man. I hope he is a man and helps us become the ExWA tag team champions. People are going to run their mouths and say that the Evolution is not a threat, well all I got to say to that is **** you all and Evolution is just beginning. I know I can keep up my share of the team and I know you can to Immune, and together we will one day run all over the ExWA.

Immune: I know what you are saying Tom, but I was the one that brought Cody Tharp into Evolution and I want to apologize about that if he turns on us and I want you to know that we will become the ExWA tag team champions at any stakes. When I win the match for us I will raise your hand in victory as we become the tag team champions and beat them 1..2..3. But, you never know my prediction might be wrong, I might get pinned and lose the match for us. And I cost you the gold. Both of us want the same thing, but one thing that neither one of us will ever be able to do is break up our friendship and Evolution. We are stuck in this group forever. Well let’s go and gamble a little bit and have some fun and talk about this topic later.


Immune and Tom leave the table and walk to the cashier and get 1,000 dollars worth of chips and they split the tokens and walk there separate ways to play some games. Immune walks over to the blackjack table, and Tom goes over to the slot machines. Immune sits at a table where there are already 7 players there and with him joining in that fills the chairs for that table. Immune lays down 25 dollars and everyone else at the table lays down 25 dollars and the dealer deals the cards out. Immune has a queen of spades and a 3 of clubs.

Immune: Hit me.

The dealer lays out another card and Immune gets an 8 of diamonds. Immune stays as the rest of the players get done with their cards and one guy had 20, but Immune had 21 so Immune got 200 dollars out of one card game. Immune takes his 200 dollars and again starts playing blackjack. He played the same game for about 3 hours and then walking out of the table with 700 dollars in his pocket and goes and finds Tom playing slots. Immune sits down next to him and begins to play. Tom has already been playing the same game for 3 hours, but decides that he would play until Immune was done. Immune and Tom quit playing about 2 hours later. They decided they should call it a night and take their chips and cash them in. Immune and Tom walk over to the cashier and the cashier counts the chips and tell the two that they have 1,950 dollars here and asked the two if they wanted it in cash or check. Immune and Tom look at each other and both thought it would be best if they got it in cash. Immune grabs the money and splits it fair and square which came up to be 975 dollars each. They left the casino and walked across the street to the Holiday Inn hotel and got a room. The room number was 16 on floor 2. They walked over to the elevator and hit the button and were so tired they didn’t ever speak to each other. The elevator finally made it to them and they both walked into the elevator and Saku hit the button that said 2. The elevator began to rise and stopped at floor 2 and Immune and Tom got off. They went up and down the hall to find there room and they eventually found it. Immune put the card in the slot and they went into their room. Tom went straight to bed in his room, while Immune took a 50 minute shower. Immune got q-tips and cleaned out his ears, and he cut his toenails and he brushed his teeth and went to bed. The next morning there is a knock on the door and Immune wakes up from it, but Tom doesn’t even move. Immune gets out of bed and goes to the door. Immune opens the door and it is the house maid. Immune tells her to leave, because he and his friend are still sleeping. Immune crawls back into his own bed and goes back to sleep. About 30 minutes later Immune wakes up and gets dressed and goes into Tom’s bedroom and wakes him up. About 45 minutes later Tom finally crawls out of bed and gets ready. They leave the hotel and head to McDonalds to get something to eat. Immune parks into the parking lot and they get out of the car and walk inside. Immune and Tom walk up to the cashier and start ordering.

Immune: I would like the Big Mac combo please, and super size the combo. I would like some sweet and sour as well. I would like you to give me some barbeque as well.

Tom: I would like the grilled chicken sandwich with cheese please. I would also like you to super size my combo. I would like barbeque as well but no sweet and sour.

Cashier: So we got 1 Big Mac combo with sweet and sour sauce and barbeque and 1 grilled chicken combo with barbeque sauce. Your total comes out to be $8.35.


Immune pays for it and they go and wait for there food. When they brought the food Immune grabbed it and Tom got the drinks and sat down and enjoyed their food. About 45 minutes later they are done eating and throw their trash away and leave and get back on the high way as they head towards the arena. They begin talking about their match for the tag titles again.

Immune: I hate to say this Tom but if it comes down to it I will beat you in a match to become the ExWA champion. But if that does happen I want to make sure that we will still be friends after the match.

Tom: Hell yeah, I hope it does come down to us 2, but I think you got it backwards. I will be the one that beats u and become the #1 contender for the ExWA title. But, how I look at it, at least one of the Evolution members will win the match.


They both begin to laugh and keep talking. Immune’s cell phone rings. Immune answers it Cody Tharp.

Immune: Hey man what’s up.

Cody Tharp: I just thought maybe we could talk about the situation at ExWA. I was wondering if you still have my back as long as I have yours.

Immune: Always, I protect the members of Evolution and I want you to know that you can always count on me. Well hey man I am about to show up at the arena so I will talk to you later.

Cody Tharp: All right see you at the arena.


Immune hangs up the phone and pulls into the parking lot. Tom and Immune get out of the truck and walk into the arena. They go into the locker room and there is Cody Tharp. They all begin to talk and laugh and have a good old time and talk about how Evolution will become the most dominant group in the ExWA. The camera fades as Immune is opening the Champaign bottle.

[Immune]

The camera comes into focus over a busy street of Las Vegas. There are a bunch of cars and trucks. There are a lot of lights flashing and a lot of cool bars and hotel signs. The camera happens to find Immune and Tom walking into a hotel. The camera follows them into the hotel and there is Immune and Tom checking into the hotel. Immune begins talking to the owner of the hotel.

Immune: Hello sir, we would like a room with two bedrooms please. We would also like the best room you have here. We are planning on having a party. So we need to have a good looking room. Price, is no object, just make it worth while.

Owner: Okay sir, in that case you have room 205 down the hall and to the left. Your bill comes out to be $695.00 a night.

Immune: No problem.


Immune pays up front and Tom and Immune grab their bags and head down towards their room. When they find their room Immune puts the key in and turns the knob. When they enter the room they are surprised at what they see. It has two bedrooms, two bathrooms, a hot tub, and an in-ground swimming pool, and a bar. Immune walks over to the pool and feels the water. There is a heater in it as well. Tom walks over to the bar and there are about 7 different types of whisky and a lot of beer. Then Immune walks over to the bedroom on the left. The rooms and bathrooms look the exact same. There are red drapes on the shower and batch. There are red carpet and red walls. There is a giant mirror and a chandelier. Immune then goes over to the bed; the bed looks like a giant heart, and with pink drapes. There are white walls with pink carpet. Immune lies down on the bed and finds a remote control on the nightstand. He hits the power button and it is to the 52’ big screen TV, and it has surround sound speakers. Immune turns off the TV and goes into the kitchen. He opens the refrigerator and there is a bunch of food and drinks. Immune closes the door. He then sits down at the kitchen table and gets some cards out. Tom and Immune begin playing cards and talking about their match.

Immune: We have to win this match. We had our chance last time and blew it and I don’t want to go down like that again. I have tried and tried and tried to become the tag team champions and it is like it isn’t good enough. I try my hardest to become a champion. I know that we have the skill to become the champions and hold the titles. I just think that we haven’t trained hard enough. Tomorrow after we wake up, and before our party tomorrow we need to go to the gym and work out. That way we will be trained for the day and not worry about our fitness while we party. So, back to talking about our match. I think you and I need to take out one of them and isolate the other. That way it is like one on two and then we become the tag team champions.

Tom: I hear you man, I train and train and train all the time and it is like it doesn’t matter. I miss the good old times when we were little and we had our own wrestling federation and we were always the tag team champions because no one could beat us. Now it is like the champions are like us and we are like the opponents in the old days. I also think that we have a chance to win the titles; we just need to work at it harder and guard each others back. So lets get some sleep and then tomorrow we can wake up early in the morning and go and start training.


Immune and Tom go into their separate bedrooms and lay down to go to sleep. While they lay down Immune and Tom turn on their radios and fall asleep to the midnight blues music. The next morning Immune wakes up at about 8:00 AM and jumps into the shower. About 25 minutes later he gets out and gets into his workout outfit. He then goes and wakes up Tom. Tom gets up about 2 minutes later and jumps into the shower. He also takes about 25 minutes in the shower. He also gets out and gets dressed into his workout outfit. Then they both leave the hotel and go to the nearest gym. They inter the gym and begin lifting weights. They also do laps around the building and get into the boxing ring and start training for their match. They train for about 2 hours. Then they notice that their party starts in about 25 minutes. So they leave the gym and get into the truck and start to head home. They begin talking about their match again.

Immune: So, what are we going to do different this time? Last time we went into that ring thinking we were ready but we weren’t. I think we need to think of each other in this match. Instead, of going into this match thinking about how you are going to become a tag team champion, think about how your partner is going to feel to become a champion. I really need this title and I know you want it to. So, from after our party until our match we need to buckle down and concentrate on this match.

Tom: I agree.


They get to the hotel and begin getting ready for the party and then about 55 minutes later the guests begin to arrive. They party for about 6 hours and then everyone decides to go home, because they have to go to work the next day. So now it is just Immune and Tom sitting in their room, plastered from drinking and they begin to talk, but end up passing out and sleeping on the floor. The camera fades to black hearing Immune and Tom snoring in the background.

[Immune]

In the dark streets of Houston Texas we see Immune and Tom are spray painting something on an old cracked wall. They back off when they see the camera and they start running down the alley. The camera focuses on the wall and it says EVOLUTION ALL THE WAY. The camera follows Immune and Tom as they are running away. As they are running they run into a police officer. Immune’s first reaction was to swing, and he did, and the police officer duct the punch and pushed Immune to the ground. Then Tom punches the police officer in the back of the head. The police officer grabbed his nightstick and turned around and swung and nailed Tom onto the head. The police officer handcuffed both of the men and put them into his car, and took them down town to the Houston Texas State Police Station. The police officer got out of the car and opened the left door and grabbed Immune and Tom and walked them inside. Then they went straight to the jail cell. Immune begins yelling at the police officer.

Immune: Hey, you pig, come here and face me, man to man. Unless you are scared. I am not scared of you fat bastard. I am not scared of you.

Police Officer: Hey, you punk, you better shut up before I come in there and make you.

Immune: Bing it on! I have eating bigger people than you for breakfast. I will slam your head into the wall and slam you onto the ground.


As Immune is trash mouthing the police officer Tom finally comes to his feet and puts his hand around Immune’s mouth, to shut him up. Immune turns around and walks over his bed and lies down. Tom begins talking to the police officer.

Tom: Sorry about my friend sir, we both have had a lot to drink and he has a anger problem when he drinks. I apologize for swinging at you earlier, I couldn’t tell that you were a police officer and I want to apologize. I also want to apologize about my friend. Tomorrow he will be a lot nicer. Do you except my apology.

Police Officer: I understand son, I followed you guys from the bar you were drinking in and I saw you walk down a dark alley, so I got suspicious. I followed you guys and saw you two painting on the wall. I was watching you the whole time, until I saw a camera. So I ran the back way, knowing that you two were going to start running. And when you did start running that is when you bumped into me. So, that is the only reason, I didn’t knock your friend out, was because he had been drinking.

Tom: So sir, how long do you think we will be out of here?

Police Officer: I am going to keep you for 48 hours, and then let you two pay bail, so you can leave.

Tom: What is our bail total, sir?

Police Officer: $900 each. So get some sleep, because around here we get up really early.


Tom goes over to the bed and gets on the top bunk and lies down and goes to sleep. They were asleep for maybe 5 hours, until the police officers woke everyone up. Immune woke up and had a puzzled look on his face. He began to talk to Tom.

Immune: Why are we in jail?

Tom: We went ape shit on a police officer and began a fight with him. We have to stay here for 48 hours and then pay bail just to get out of this shit hole. Well since we are here what do you want to do. We can play basketball, or work out, or go and get something to eat.

Immune: I am getting kind of hungry so let’s grab some grub and then go and work out, take a break, and then go and work out.


Immune and Tom go to the cafeteria and grab some grub and got a table and began to eat and talk about their match.

Immune: This is our second time teaming up as a tag team, and I am 100% sure that I can count on you. We need to win this match to prove to everyone that the Evolution is here to stay and is here to walk all over the ExWA. I am honored to get into the ring with a man with your skills. I would like for us to show each other our workout techniques, that way, even if we don’t team up it will be like you are there with me training. This match is an important one. It is for a title, and even if it wasn’t, every match matters to every member of the Evolution. We always give it our all, no matter what the risks are.

Tom: I totally agree. I know we can win and I know that we will win the ExWA tag team championship. I still have faith in you. Oh, and how you said that you would be honored to be in the same ring as me, that was probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. I also have 100% trust in you in this match. I also, agree that every match for Evolution is important. I will do my best to not disappoint you. Well, I am getting full, are you ready to go and play some basketball.

Immune: Sure lets go.


Immune and Tom threw away their trash and go towards the basketball courts. They walked over to one of the games and asked if they could join. The players said sure, and they began to play. One of the players passed Immune the ball and Immune ran in and put in a lay up. Then it was the other team’s ball and when one of the players went up to shoot the ball, Tom slammed it back into his face with a hellacious block. They played basketball for about 3 hours and got exhausted, so they decided it was time for their break. They went back into their jail cell and rested, for a long time. They played cards on the bed for the rest of the night. Then they went to bed. The next day Immune and Tom went to the cafeteria and talked about their match again for about 20 minutes. Then they decided that it was time to do the work out session of their day in jail. Immune laid down on the bench and started to do bench presses. He had 250 lbs. on a 45 lbs. bar and the total wait was 295 lbs. He did 2 sets of 10. Then he got up and let Tom go. Since Tom isn’t as big and muscular as Immune he had less weight on his bar. He also used the 45 lbs. bar, but he only had 200 lbs. on his bar. He did 2 sets of 10 and then they decided they were going to work out more, so they did for about 90 minutes. Then they went back to their cell until about 10:00 PM, when the police officer came and gave them their bail. They paid their $1,800, and walked out of the jail. Then went to Tom’s apartment and watched ESPN and fell asleep on the couch. The camera fades as you hear Tom and Immune snoring in the background.

[Shadow]

After the destruction of tiger.

The scene begin at the castle of shadow where shadow was sit down in thiss trown and think about waht he did to Tiger at vertigo.

Shadow: Last night i was soo happy to beat tiger a second . I think this fool realise He was nothing at a single match one on one Against me.Last Night he commite a big Mistake at the steel cage.OH it true he took the advantage but at the deadline I chokeslam this cat carcass 3 time in pin him 1 .... 2.... 3. What do u think of this Blackdragon I was so good against him or evil.


Blackdragon: that fine with me! i got nothing agaisnt this man I dunno him!!!!

Blackdragon laugh a litlle bit.

Blackdragon: If one day I say him in the ring agaisnt me It sure I will show the power of the ninja.U know Me Highess Im alway prepare face in a enemy. Im alway ready for the action ,the last man who estimate i was weak was injures and beat just like that,


Shadow: and what the name of your opponent?

Blackdragon:herod the unofocisial hero of people.The last time i saw this man it at my first Match .

Shadow: what about the hardcore title did u planning a misterious attack or u will chalenge spike at a hardcore Match?

Blackdragon walk and he look shadow and he smile.

Blackdragon: Heh Heh Not a misterious attack My highess I think i will face him in a match one on one. Spike need to realise he just awaked my wrath inside me.I dont like those people who sneak attack me form behind like this. If he think i will give up. No he got something who belong to me and i have the attention to retains my precious title back.I dont care he was the most sadistic like Morbid angel.I fear no one shadow I was born in the city of the darkness and as a ninja I was learn how to fight the force of the darkness.These spike got no problem to me. I got only thing to say at him he will PAY.SPIKE WILL PAY nobody trust me like that.


Suddendly someone knock in the door.


at the sound of the door Blackdragon toss a bomb smoke and he dissapear and when the door open the camera show the tag team champion Cronic and Corpse.


Chronic: WHAT THE HELL WHO PROVAINS THIS SMOKE.SHADOW DID U SMOKE SOME JOINT AGAIN? if yes why you not ivint me Homes.


Shadow: Now Chronic that the smoke of the bomb smoke of Hishiro.

The corpse: Who is Hishiro?


Shadow: BlackDragon


chronic: Oh and why he leaves like that?

Shadow: well Uh seriously I dunno .Blackdragon was a misterious man.

Chronic: Yep It true.


Chronic: Hey guys this week we facing Immune and tom paulin again and shadow hope u will be here.

Shadow: Yep man I will be here Chronic this is The shade of syn we are a family and i will got your back on you and Corpse.

Corpse: Not This week!!

Shadow: why?

Chronic: yeah Why you cannot KIck this ass at the immune team.

Corpse: Cause i will be not here for a while.Shadow I counts for you to win this match u will replace me .If u win u will get my title and become the partner of Shadow.

Shadow: you can count on me corpse I will win this match and become the tag team champion with chronic.Im expert as a tag team specialist.

Chronic: It true your the 3 time tag team champion I can count on you.


Shadow: Yeah the evolution team will not exit alive on the shade of syn ring.

Corpse: Good Now sorry if i cannot stay any longer of your modest castle but i gtg i havr something to resolve.a personal thing.

Shadow: Ok i open the portal now.

The scene fade out and continue as chronic,corpse and shadow go in the portal room.

Chronic: WOOOAH this is Big.

Chronic continue to look around and corpse Prepare to enter the portal of shadow.

Shadow: are u ready corpse?

Corpse: yeah you can begin right now

Shadow begin to use this magic to opened this portal and a Blue light open in the door of the portal Corpse salute chronic and Shadow and he gtg after.


Shadow: Did u planing to leaves to go at your home to trained for your match?.


Chronic: NAH! i will sleep in your modest castle i can trains hard in your castle.Oh hey i got a question shadow Did u got a gym like in the earthrealms or this like in your time.at the medieval time.


Shadow: NO dont worry I got a gym like in your world.

Chronic: Oh also later i woulb like you come with me and pass to search Mary Jane cause i need Her .This is not disturb you?

Shadow: No it fine! It fun to have friends around and Mary jane are welcome to stay a night in my castle with u.


Chronic: THANKS SHADOW!!!

Chronic tap the shoulder of shadow.

Shadow: your welcome!!

Shadow: I think we should go to the training room to be prepare for our match and later u will see mary jane.

Chronic: Yeah Ok

at the training room

after the hours and the hours of intense training Chronic and shadow take a break and disscus for something..

Shadow: well It done for now.

[Shadow]

Chronic take a watle bottle and he drink .

Chronic: Later i will be a litle fight for a practice and also i would like to play a game with u take down all your servant.

Shadow:Well Ok if u want

The scene fade out and continue at the dinning room when the 3 assasin of shadow chronic and the lord of darkness himself begin to eat a meal.

LiLith: well master tonight i can say our kitchen chief make a great job.

Chronic:Yeah this is very delicious i like that.

Shadow: well at my castle i got the best kitchen of of all the darkworlds.

Chronic: Im very surprise you like our culture at the earthrealms.

Shadow: well i was born in the planet earth in a long time ago.

Freya: yep shadow was mortal before he passe to the immortal status.

Chronic: i already heard this story by this promo.

Shadow: on your watching all the promo ?

Chronic: yep i like to saw the perfomence of all.

Ivy: This week Chronic let me say U will succesfully won your match.

Chronic: I Know i got a tag team specialist in my side.I know shadow will not dissapointed me cause he is powerfull warrior and for me im i hold 2 time the tag team title with golberg and Vegito.Like shadow said The evolution team will not excited the ring alive.The drug help me for the match.Im chill chill but alway ready.I already beat the evolution team i can rebeat again and walk out champion with my new tag team partner Shadow.


Shadow: well Uh! i never face tom paulin or immune but agaisnt me they will learn they cannot stop the shade fo syn.The shade of syn it the most best damn great team in action zone. Vegito are the world heavyweight champion,you chronic you got the international title,Im the global champion and also chronic you got the tag team title with corpse but corpse will be absent for a while.Hope he will coem back.

Chronic: i hope s'o

Freya: Master im happy u finally destroy tiger at the steel cage match.

Lilith: Me too im was so tired to see him humiliate you u destroy him 2 time it great and also i will sleep in my 2 ears for a while Heh.....heh..heh.

Lilith drink a vine and she drop the cup

Shadow: dont scream victory quickly lilith this is not finish with me and i this is 2 point to me and 2 point to him.I promise you i will won the last match next time i face him in a match.He dont deserve to denied me again like he did at the Jwa.


Chronic drink a vine in a cup ad he drop the cup

Chronic: that was close to him to ger this victory.

Shadow: yep but like the last time he got this ass kicken.He earned what he deserve he learn finally i hate to be denied like that.This is not finish my path of destruction continue and the next victim will be the evolution oh yeah" I will unleashed My darkness and my madness to this team amd give to him what they deserve.Like all those courageous fool who have some guts.


Chronic: this week the shade of syn will walk out champion.

Shadow: FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE EVOLUTION TEAM!!!!

all: FOR THE DESTRUCTION!!!!!

[Shadow]

the scene fade out and show the second day at the castle of shadow.

Second day

Shadow and chronic walk and go to the portal to find Mary Jane to bring at the castle of shadow. Shadow and chronic enter the portal


shadow: are you ready chronic?

Chronic: Yep man!!

shadow show the signal one of this man to open the portal and shadow and chronic enter the portal.

at The earthrealms

shadow and chronic walk at the city to go find Mary jane.


Chronic: Hey man why not to go at my car my car was park near of the location of the portal.

Shadow: Fine let go!!

Chronic and Shadow go at the car of chronic and he begin to start this vehicle to go find mary jane.


at the house of chronic


chronic got to park this car near of this house and shadow and chronic exit the vehicle and go to ring the door.Mary jane go to open the door and saw this boyfriend and shadow.

Mary Jane: HI!!!!!

MJ go kiss chronic by the mouth and she saw shadow and say: Hi shadow!!!!

shadow salut her and he say hi Too

Chronic: hey Mary i was thinking to invint you in my training combat for my match.Im sure you are interest.

Mary Jane: Oh it sure i got nothing to doe today i ca n go with all of u!!!

Chronic: Great do u need something to bring at the castle of shadow.

Maryjane: yeah give me 2 Min to find all i need and i will be ready.


Mary go to the room to prepare to go.


2 minute after

Mary jane,chronic ,shadow go to this car and they go at the location to the portal.At the portal chronic part this car and they go to the location of the portal.Shadow begin to use this magic to open the light gate and they enter the portal.

At the dark world


shadow and chronic go at the ring to be ready for this training and Mary Jane is sit down in the platform of the colisee.Mary Jane encourage both man.


Shadow: Chronic u will be the first ti begin the training i will open the gate and all u need it to face your opponents.Question??

Maryjane raise the arms

MaryJane: is that dangerous!!!

shadow: No No .... dont worry about your boyfriend im sure he will succesfully complete this first training.

MaryJane: Ok!

Shadow: are u ready chronic?

chronic: yep man I will quickly finish succesfully my first objective.

Shadow: Ok

Shadow open a gate to the hell and chronic jumps at the gate and he enter the evil Lair.


at the evil lair

chronic appears and fall into a lot of bones and squeletons.

the music of zero signal by fear factory begin to play and chronic Look aroun of this place.

Chronic: what the hell it this place? did i smoke a lot of joint? is that my first objective?

the dark ninja begin to appears

[glow=blue,2,300]Dark ninja: welcome!!!!![/glow]

chronic: I dunno you but i guess i need to finish u .....

before Chronic finish to say Off The Dark ninja begin to attack him with a kick in a face.

the fight begin.


THe dark Ninja begin to exchange of the midle kick combo and punch but Chronic block but he dont block the kick in the mid section they fall down chronic.He give a axe to chronic but Chronic dodge and the DN try to strike him with a hook but he crouch and give a haymaker in the kidney. they propulse the DN to the ground Chronic run and charge to him but the DN without a sword and Chronic thrust that and begin he dodge the attack of this ninja and he give a upperrcut to him.

chronic is down slowly he looking for a sword and he find one the dark ninja jump in the air an give a slash but Chronic block and toss him with a tomoe toss ( Monkey flip style). Chronic begin to pump it up and he give a lot of punch in this face and he finish with a jump spinning back kick to the jaw he knock the Dark ninja with this. He grab this katana and he cut the head of the dark ninja.

Chronic: You want to mess with me punk but here your result you got NOO head!!!

after chronic say this word the portal appears and he enter at this portal.

at the pratice area


MJ Hope this boyfriend as succesfully this objective but shadow know he can do it he smile suddendly the portal of chronic appears and chronic come.


chronic: phew that was close he almost kill me this son of a B****!!!

Shadow: in my heart i know you can beat him i was not worried about that.

Mary Jane I was happy you all in piece Honey.

Chronic: Oh hey i guess it your turn now shadow.

Shadow: OH yeah!! im better be ready.

shadow go to the ring and a gate open and he enter the gate shadow appear at the ancient ruins.

he look at this place and he saw a Dark ninja who do a cartwalk he run ah he use a flying kick to shadow.

shadow is down and he look the face of the ninja .


Shadow: Hishiro?

The dark ninja: wrong Im a copy of him im a dark now begin to die.

[Shadow]

Shadow: you forgot im immortal fool!!!

The dark ninja: I know how to kill u!!

Shadow: If u know how to kill me come !!!


The fight begin shadow begin to pose a the fighting stance and the Dark Blackdragon begin to form this clone.

Now it 4 against 1

Shadow: 4 vs me you have no gut to take on me one on one!!


Dark BD: speak your mind shadow!!

a a action music begin to play and D-BD orderer to kill shadow at the 3 ninja.

Shadow look all the 3 ninja and the ninja turn around of shadow.

the first Ninja begin to attack shadow but shadow all the attack and he count this arms with a oriental toss to toss into the second ninja. the third rush into shadow but shadow count him with a fireball in the midsection.

Shadow: that all you Got? your clone was ver pathetics come on do something.

the 3 D ninja begin to jump into shadow and give a lor of Punch for him.shadow was hermege of all those Ninja.

D-BD laugh evily and say: KILL HIM!!!!!!!

all the 3 ninja without the katana to try to cut the head of shadow but the fire burn the eye of shadow and shadow count with a teleketic attack.

The 3 ninja are shocked they run into shadow the first give a right hand but shadow catch the arms and snap the arms and give a a big strike to snap the head of the ninja .The second give a kick but shadow catch the leg and he give a cradle chokeslam with all this force to knock the ninja and the last appears behind of shadow but shadow teleport behind of him and lift him to give a huge Backbreaker to kill him.


Shadow: Hey FOOL I KILL A YOUR STUPID MAN NOW COME!!!!!

D-Blackdragon: Heh Heh when i will kill u i will kill in take your appearance to become tag team champion with chronic.


Shadow: i already saw this phrase many time stupid clone you dotn impress i m better to masterise the evil.

The fight Begin D-BD use a rush combo and finish with a y2j enzinguiri in the face.

shadow is down

D-BD use a axe kick but shadow block and cast a a fire ball to propulse D-BD.


D-Bd run again but shadow cast a holt gate and D-BD fall into the holy gate.This body begin to perished at the light and shadow close the portal.


Shadow: heh... heh i know you can beat me and i prove it.

after shadow say this word the portal begin to open and shadow enter at this portal.

At the pratice area

Mary Jane: I was wondering if your tag team partner will succesfully complete this.

Chronic: Honey you know shadow it a sos member and im sure he kick this ass at this stupid ninja.Me that my objective.

the gate begin to open and chronic and mary jane saw shadow.


Chronic: that what i thinking He he

Maryjane: shadow are u alright?


Shadow: yeah im fine thanks Mary.

Mary Jane: No problem

Shadow: hey all do u want to celebrate this with a great meal in the brimstone castle.

Chronic: yeah why not!!! it the party for our match it fine.

the scene fade out and continue to the brimstone castle where some member of the sos begin to celebrate before the match and the scene fade with the symbol of the shade of syn

[Immune]

It is about 7:00 PM and there is a lot of bright lights. Immune and Tom are seen walking around the windy city, Chicago, Illinois. They are seen walking into an arcade with big flashy lights, and a lot of smoke coming out of the doors. The camera follows Immune and Tom into the arcade and there are a lot of neon lights and really loud music. There are a lot of people smoking and drinking and having a good time. The camera finds Immune walking of to a pool table where there are a lot of bikers playing pool. Immune asks if he can join and they let him. So they play pool, while Tom is walking over to the pinball machine. He plays for hours while Immune is playing pool. Well while Tom is playing pinball he hears a loud crack noise. He turns his head and there is Immune fighting with 3 of the bikers. Tom ran over there and helped his partner. They threw left jabs and right uppercuts and all kinds of punches. Immune runs over to the bar and grabs two beers out of two people’s hands and cracks two bikers over the head with them. Tom grabs a bar stool and cracks the other one over the head with it and lays him out. The owner of the bar grabs Immune and throws him out of the bar. Then one of the owner’s friends threw Tom and the other three bikers out of the bar. The bikers got back on there bikes and rode away. Immune and Tom decided that it was a beautiful night and thought instead of calling for a cab, they would just walk to their apartment. On their walk back to the apartment, Tom asks Immune some questions.

Tom: Hey man, what started the fight.

Immune: Well it all started with a couple of remarks. The biker started talking about my son, and saying he looks like a chipmunk. I asked him to stop but he just kept aging it on, so I pushed him. And I asked him again to stop. I turned around to make my shot and one of the bikers hit me over the head with a pool stick, and that made a loud crack sound. Well, I turned around and punched him right across the face and that is when you jumped in to help me. I also want to thank you Tom for having my back, when I got in the fight. I also would like to tell you that I know that we have this match won. There is no way in the world that Chronic and Shadow will beat us again. And we will prove that when we become the new ExWA tag team champions. They might have great wrestling skills, but we have good team work. We have been friends since we were still in diapers. Now if the impossible happens, and they beat us, then we might not ever get another tag team title shot, so we have to give it us all. I know that we are up against two of the best ExWA wrestlers. I know that we have a shot, but we have to train more and get plenty of sleep. That way we will be rested for our match.

Tom: I can’t believe he talked about your son. If that was me I would have beating his ass as well. I didn’t really like those guys anyways, and I told you we should have went to McDonalds and got something to eat, instead of going to the arcade. I really think that we need to train as well. I know that we have trained so hard for this match. I just hope that we win this match. I realize that if we lose we might not get another title shot, which is why we won’t lose. There is no way in my mind that they will keep us away for those titles. I also realize that we are up against two of the greatest wresters ever in the history of the ExWA, but we can win. We are about to make it to the apartment, and I am tired so I will probably go straight to bed.


Immune and Tom walked into the apartment and Tom went to bed. Immune went on the couch and started to watch television. He flipped threw about 200 channels until he found Jerry Springer. He watched Jerry Springer for about 2 hours until he got board of watching television. He decided that he would go for a walk. Immune walked around for about a hour until he happened to run into Shadow. Immune walked up to him and began to talk to him.

Immune: Hey Shadow. I just wanted to let you know that I will be honored to be in the same ring as you in the match. I hate to that I have to beat you and Chronic in the match to win the titles. I have trained my ass off for about 2 weeks straight and I have total confidence in my partner and myself that we will defeat you and Chronic for the tag team titles.

Shadow: Thank you for the complement, but I just want you to know that there is no way in the world that you will ever take the titles away from Chronic and I. I believe that you have talent, but you aren’t even in my league. I hate to say that, but it is the truth. I have taken down people twice your size. And I ain’t afraid to take you down either.


Immune kind of chuckles and punches Shadow right in the mouth. Immune starts to kick the holy shit out of him and he leaves Shadow lying out on the ground. Immune turns around and starts walking back to his apartment. When Immune turned his back Shadow got up and got a wicked smile on his face and walked the opposite way. Immune walked back into the apartment and got ready for bed. He gets tucked in and turns out the light and falls asleep. The camera fades to black hearing Immune snoozing.

[Chronic]

Ch. 1 Brimstone Castle

*The ExWA cameras flair to life overlooking a dark, majestic castle from a distance. Though it is a beautiful, sunny day, dark clouds loom over the castle out to a radius of about one hundred yards. The cameras move in quickly, showing the castle from all sorts of angles. A set of closed black rod iron gates looms over the path to the castle, the arch spelling out “Brimstone Castle”. Flickering firelight shows through the windows, contrasting the black castle walls. The camera angle heads upward and over the castle wall into a garden of black roses. In the center of the garden sitting on a stone bench is Mary Jane, dressed in black medieval style clothing. She closes her eyes and listens to the rippling stream that cuts a path through the roses, giving them nourishment and providing a relaxing background noise. Chronic gingerly makes his way through the garden towards Mary Jane, each step bringing a grimace of pain to his face. He too is dressed in medieval style clothing, as is the custom of Lord Shadow at his Brimstone Castle. Such a desire for a place of solitude and peace that is from a time that he was most happy, drove Lord Shadow to find a powerful wizard to cast a spell, trapping Brimstone Castle in a pocket of time. This wizard, simple known as Justarious was drained of his life force soon after by the Vampress Lilith who craved the magically charged blood. Chronic kneels before Mary Jane and puts his head on her lap. She doesn’t even have to open her eyes, she senses her true loves presence and begins to stroke his hair. *

M.J.: You’ve finished your training with Lord Shadow?

Chronic: It was brutal. I thought MY workout regiment was rigorous, but what Lord Shadow goes through everyday is insane. I can hardly move. I have a newfound respect for him. But I survived and now we can go.

*Mary Jane looks around the garden wistfully and sighs. *

M.J.: Shame we have to leave. It’s so beautiful here…morbid, but beautiful nonetheless. We’ll come back to visit often, won’t we?

Chronic: Lord Shadow told me that we have an open invitation to visit him anytime. When we want to visit we are supposed to use this…

*Chronic shows Mary Jane a small mirror with a bright green gem in the frame in the middle of the bottom side. *

Chronic: All we have to do is touch this green gym and Lord Shadow assured me that his image will appear in the mirror and we can ask him to open the portal.

M.J.: That’s amazing. Well, as long as we can come back, I don’t feel so bad about leaving. Let’s go. We have a Valentines Date tonight and I still have to get ready.

*Chronic smiles at Mary Jane and kisses her. Then he looks into the mirror and touches the green gem. In image of a whirlpool reflects in the mirror, soon forming into Lord Shadow. *

Chronic: We’re ready, Lord Shadow. Thank you for your hospitality.

Shadow: It was my pleasure, Chronic. I will now open the portal.

Chronic: Could I ask one last thing?

*Chronic whispers something to the image in the mirror. Shadow smiles at Chronic’s request. Shadow nods as the portal opens a few steps away. Chronic and Mary Jane step through the portal. Instantly they feel tingly all over, they are blinded with a bright blue light and they feel disorientated. As suddenly as the feeling came over them, it vanishes as Chronic and Mary Jane stand in a kitchen. But it’s not a familiar kitchen. Mary Jane looks at Chronic, her question dieing on her lips as she hears the snoring of two men. Chronic puts his finger to his lips and motions for Mary Jane to follow him. They round a corner to find Immunes and Tom’s bedrooms. Inside Immune and Tom are snoring away. He smiles devilishly at Mary Jane and winks as he picks up a Polaroid camera. Mary Jane stifles a giggle as Chronic opens the refrigerator and searches through the McDonalds condiment packs. Finding a pack of mayonnaise he opens the corner. Then he and Mary Jane sneak into Immune’s room, where Immune is sleeping, his mouth wide open as he snores. Chronic warms up the mayo between his hands and then squirts a few drops on the corner of Immunes mouth. Then Chronic whips out his penis and puts it in Immunes face. When he is satisfied with the angle, Mary Jane hands him the camera and Chronic snaps two pictures. Chronic repeats the procedure with Tom and puts his tallywacker away. He picks up a sharpie and scribbles something at the bottom of one of the pictures of Tom and on the bottom of one of Immunes pictures. Hey lays the picture of Tom next to Immune and the picture of Immune next to Tom. The camera focuses on each picture as Chronic lays them on their nightstands. The images on the pictures appear to be of Tom sucking a dick and Immune sucking a dick. At the bottom of each picture are the words “Thanks for the Blowjob. –Chronic”. The scene fades to black as Chronic’s and Mary Jane’s feet are shows tiptoeing into a blue portal. *

[Chronic]

Ch. 2 Valentines Date

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*The ExWA cameras flair back to life on Pike Place Market in Seattle. A street sign says “Stewart Street” and further down the street is a pink door. On the other side of the door, stairs lead to a cellar like space, which opens up to reveal a restaurant called The Pink Door. A violinist wanders through the Italian restaurant playing Old Italian love songs for young couples in love. The general atmosphere is jovial and relaxed as shown by the camera as it captures the image of some of the other patrons.

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Not only is the food a delight to the smell, taste, and vision of all the guests, but also wandering Tarot Readers, Tableside Magicians and a trapeze artist entertain the patrons as they dine.

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At one of the tables in the back, Chronic and Mary Jane are sharing The Pink Door’s Valentines Day Delight. Chronic gazes deeply into Mary Jane’s eyes as he sits across from her sipping from the drink. *

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M.J.: Immune and Paulin are going to be mortified when they find those pictures. I’d love to be invisible and see the looks on their faces.

Chronic: Yeah. That should throw them off their game a little. They make it so easy to fuck with them. Lord Shadow and I have the Tag Titles safely around our waists, I’m not sweating those two morons one bit. I wasn’t so sure the first time I faced them with Corpse, I mean I really hadn’t seen them in the ring. But now that I have gone toe to toe with Evolution, I know that I could probably take them both by myself. But I have Lord Shadow to back me up…Lord Shadow…seems strange to be going into a tag team match with him, I’m so used to Vegito and Corpse. It sucks that Corpse had that personal emergency back home and has to leave for a while. I hope everything is going to be ok for him and I can’t wait until he gets back. But Lord Shadow is a very suitable replacement as a tag team champion. He’s a very talented warrior and it’s an honor to share the tag belts with him.

M.J.: When did Corpse say he would be back?

Chronic: He’ll be gone indefinitely. But he’ll be back and he’ll kick ass and take names like never before.

*The stoner couple of the ExWA hold hands as they feed each other bits of bread with a fragrant roasted garlic-and-ricotta-Gorgonzola spread. Soon the waiter arrives with their dinner and they both begin to eat off of each other plates, sharing the two meals equally. Romance is in the air as Chronic playfully feeds a bite to Mary Jane. Once they are finished with their meals, Chronic pays the bill and leaves a generous tip and they continue onto the next part of their date. After a quick drive in Chronic’s Green Mitsubishi Eclipse and a quick bowl in Chronic’s pipe they arrive at Chop Suey, a popular Dance club in Capitol Hill area of Seattle. Portraits of Bruce Lee line the entrance, leading out to the main part of the club. Golden Buddha Statues and Pagoda Roofs abound inside giving the Dance Club a definite Asian atmosphere. The action on stage and on the dance floor distracts from the décor as Chronic and Mary Jane make their way to the bar. They order drinks and hit the dance floor. As they gracefully dance around on the floor, Chronic pulls Mary Jane close and kisses her passionately. *

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Chronic: I love you, Mary Jane. You are my night and my day and my everything. I’m so lucky to have found such a wonderful woman, and I vow to you that I will make you proud and give you the kind of life that such a devoted woman like you deserves. If you will have me, I’m yours, now and forever.

M.J.: That is the sweetest thing anyone has ever said to me. I’m yours too, Chronic, yours with all my heart. You are so precious to me more than I could ever express in mere words. I couldn’t imagine a world with you by my side.

*They hold each other close as they dance the night away. After hours of dancing they head home to spend a little “special” time in the bedroom. As Mary Jane gets ready in the bathroom, Chronic strips down to his boxers and rolls a couple of joints. When he finishes, he slides underneath the covers and waits for Mary Jane. Soon she appears in the doorway in a white bra and panties. She slides into bed next to Chronic. *

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M.J.: Are you ready to unwrap your Valentine’s Day gift?

Chronic: Absolutely!

*Chronic lights a joint, takes a couple of tokes and hands it to Mary Jane as he begins to undress her. Mary Jane slides under the covers as she hands the joint to Chronic. He tokes on the joint as Mary Jane’s head bobs underneath the covers. The scene fades to black as the following words appear across the screen. *

Happy Valentines Day To The Whole ExWA!!!!
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[Chronic]

Ch. 3 Talking With The Chronicaholics

*The lights in the arena go out, bathing the crowd in darkness. “Stash Up (Chronic’sMix)” begins to blast over the loudspeakers, as a large Pot Leaf with the name “Chronic” in silver lettering appears across the Pot Leaf. *

“Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up,…”

* Green Fireworks explode all around the stage and Chronic bursts out from behind the curtain with his hands up in the air. The International Title Belt hangs over Chronic’s right shoulder, gleaming in lights. Mary Jane who carries a two-foot glass bong follows Chronic out onto the stage. *
“This is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up.
Kickin’ ass…”

*Mary Jane takes a hit from the bong and shotguns the hit to Chronic. *

”Smokin’ grass and if you in the back then you gonna get passed up. M.J. better pass me that bong, the night is short and I've been waitin' too long. To enter into another dimension, pull the smoke into my lungs and release the tension. By the way, did I happen to mention how stash operates, so start the dissection.”<br>
* Hand in hand, Chronic and Mary Jane slowly walk towards the ring, shaking hands, signing autographs and giving as many of the Chronicaholics as possible high fives.*

”1 2 Don't forget your crew now, 3 4 Sit facin' the door, 5 6 Never know when it hits, 7 8 It's gonna be too late. Put your hands up, this is a stash up. Pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck, ’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Ring the alarm and now the sound is dying. Ring the alarm and now the stash is creeping. Psychological. Past diabolical. Encrypted in code biological. Rejected. Genetically defected. Or maybe just slightly misdirected. Murder by numbers, straight undercover, step into my cipher and you're six feet under.”<br>
*Chronic and Mary Jane arrive at the ring. Chronic picks Mary Jane up and sets her on the ring apron and jumps up himself. He holds the ropes for Mary Jane, who climbs into the ring. Chronic climbs in after her and lights a joint as Mary Jane takes another bong toke. *

”Do a dance and let her know that you're feelin' it, locked up cause you know I was dealin it.”<br>
*Chronic hops up on the top turnbuckle and salutes all of his Chronicaholics. *

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”Hydroponic, super bionic my HK is chrome and my bombs are atomic. Step to the back with your monkey ass. Better take cover cause we're ready to blast!”<br>
* Chronic hops down from the turnbuckle and Mary Jane hands him a microphone and tokes on her bong as Chronic talks.*

Chronic and Fans at same time: Yo!!! Yo!!! Don’t hide that shit! Light that shit!

*The fans erupt into cheers as Chronic proudly smiles. The fans start to chant*

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*Chronic closes his eyes and basks in the adrenaline rush of the fans calling his name. A few seconds’ later, he opens his eyes and puts the mic to his lips to speak. *

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Chronic: You know guys, I want to talk a little about dreams. Not dreams you have when you are asleep, but dreams you have for the future. When I was about seven years old, my father and I used to watch wrestling on TV every Saturday. I remember watching these big guys throw each other around the ring and I couldn’t look away. My hero’s were, One my Dad, Two Bruce Lee, and Three Hulk Hogan. But I never dreamed that an overweight kid could ever become a wrester, not without being grossly overweight like King Kong Bundy. So I threw myself into Martial Arts, striving to lose weight and gain muscle, speed, flexibility, and confidence. I trained for twelve years and surpassed all my dreams. But there was one that still eluded me, to become a wrestler. This dream wasn’t reawaken until four years ago when I met Greg “The Hammer” Valentine at a Seattle gym I was training at. I consider myself extremely lucky to stand here before you today with a great woman in Mary Jane as your International Champion and One Half of the Tag Team Champions!

*The Chronicaholics go wild as Chronic takes a hit from Mary Jane’s bong. As he exhales the cheers die down to a dull roar. He puts his lips up to the microphone and continues. *

Chronic: However, not all dreams come true. For an example, Immune and Tom Paulin, they dream of becoming the World Tag Team Champions. This is one of the dreams that won’t come true; it will go up in smoke like weed in a pipe. How do I know this? Because it’s my dream to see Shades of Sin hold all the titles on Action Zone and be a part of the greatest faction in Wrestling History. We hold all the titles but one…the Hardcore Title. But seeing who is the currant champion, I’m sure we’ll have that title too very soon.
Bigger and better wrestlers than Immune and Tom Paulin have tried to derail the SOS Express only to have been run down. Wrestlers like Morbid Angel, Spike, Ric Flair, and Johnny “Mental’ Magnum just to name a few. The Tag Team Titles are safely around the waists of Chronic and Shadow and that’s where they’re going to stay!

*The Chronicaholics start chanting once again while Chronic hands the microphone over to Mary Jane and she hands him the bong.*

Chronic, Shadow, SOS, Chronic, Shadow, SOS, Chronic, Shadow, SOS!!!!!!!![/move]

*Chronic takes a few tokes while he listens to what Mary Jane has to say.*

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M.J.: Immune, you and Tom Paulin are pathetic. You go around eating greasy fried fast food a McDonalds and think that makes you cool or something? You two remind me of Burt and Ernie on Sesame Street. Everyone knows that Burt and Erine weren’t just roommates…if you catch my drift.

*The Chronicaholics burst out in laughter and one Chronicaholic calls out to Mary Jane.*

Chronicaholic: You rock, Mary Jane! I love you!

*Mary Jane quickly climbs through the ropes, hops down to the floor and meets the fan at the barricade. She gives him a hug and a kiss on the cheek amidst cheers from the rest of the Chronicaholics. She signs a quick autograph as Chronic looks on with an amused look on his face. Then Mary Jane re-enters the ring and continues.*

M.J.: Where was I? Oh yeah those two rump rangers, Immune and Paulin. Chronic and Shadow are gonna kick your ass! In fact Chronic and I have proof that Immune and Paulin love to travel on the Hershey Highway…

Dean Malenko: Folks, we have to go to a commercial break. Don’t go away, the conclusion of Chronic’s Tag Team Championship Match Promo is up next after this.

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[Chronic]

Ch. 4 Shadow’s Revenge

*As a commercial for Subway fades out, the ExWA cameras fade back in to show Chronic and Mary Jane standing in the ring. Chronic has the microphone as Mary Jane tokes on the bong. Chronic faces the Action Vision Screen as he talks. *

Chronic: That’s right! We have proof that Immune and Tom Paulin are cock suckers. HEY LET’S GET THOSE PICTURES UP ON THE ACTION VISION!

*The Action Vision flickers and then displays two pictures, one of Immune and one of Tom Paulin. Their eyes are closed and their mouths are wide open with a dribble of white goo on the corner. Also obviously in the picture, though blurred out, is a penis. The Chronicaholics laugh, hoot and holler at the pictures that make Immune and Paulin look like sperm drinkers when suddenly another voice is heard over the speakers. *

Immune: GOG DAMN IT! THAT’S NOT FUNNY! TAKE THOSE PICTURES OFF THE SCREEN!

*Immune and Tom Paulin come out from backstage. They both look pissed off to no end. They stop at the top of the ramp and stare a hole into Chronic and Mary Jane. Immune puts the mic to his lips and shakes with anger as he speaks. *

Immune: You son of a bitch! How did you get those pictures?

Chronic: I found them on queerwrestlers.com a few days ago. Why did I force you two out of the closet before you were ready?

*Immune starts to angrily march towards Chronic, but Tom stops him and grabs the mic.*

Tom: This is bull shit! You broke into my apartment and took these pictures! That’s your penis in that picture!

Chronic: Naw. My penis is much bigger than that.

M.J.: That’s no lie!

Chronic: Tom, you and Immune should be more careful. Not knowing who’s dick your sucking can lead to many disgusting diseases.

Tom: That’s it! Your ass is mine!

Chronic: I know you want to fuck me, but I don’t swing that way. I guess we all know who is the pitcher and who is the catcher in that relationship now. You should worry about keeping Immune’s ass yours, I saw Randy Orton staring at his ass the other day.

*Tom throws the microphone down and the two members of Evolution charge the ring. As they near the ring, Chronic launches himself over the ropes and cross body blocks them both. All three men fall down in a heap with Chronic on top. Chronic gets up and kicks Tom in the forehead as Shadow appears on stage and runs down the ramp. As Immune begins to stand, Shadow clotheslines him back down. Chronic takes care of Tom while Shadow and Immune battle it out. Both Shadow and Chronic get the upper hand and Chronic DDT’s Tom on the steel ramp while Shadow hits Immune with a Choke Slam To Hell on the ramp. Both Immune and Paulin lay there bleeding and moaning in pain as Chronic and Shadow raise their hands in celebration. Then Chronic lights a joint, picks up his dropped mic and speaks. *

Chronic: That’s just a small sample of what Shadow and I are going to do to you in our match. Take a deep look into a depressing, painful future without the Tag Team Belt. Your ass is grass… *Chronic takes a deep toke from his joint and exhales the smoke into Immunes and Tom’s faces. *…and we’re gonna smoke it!

*Chronic helps Mary Jane down from the ring as they begin to head up the ramp, Mary Jane spits in Evolution. *

M.J.: So put that in your pipe and smoke it!

*Arm in arm, the three members of Shades Of Sin walk up the ramp and with a final wave to the Chronicaholics, they disappear backstage, leaving Immune and Tom in a heap as the camera fades to black*


The End