Post by Shane Powers on Jan 27, 2005 19:08:26 GMT
Dean Malenko: What a match. Seems we have a new ally in the Shades of Sin in Shadow.
Ian Dawe: Vegito is having a lot of bad luck. Let’s see if Chronic and Corpse are affected.
Maria Shultz: The following contest scheduled for one fall and it’s for the ExWA World Tag Team Titles. Introducing 1st, Goldberg and Driver of the Chain Gang!!!
A mix of Goldberg and Driver’s theme hits the P.A. system with the crowd roaring in approval. They come out posing for the crowd and then the theme dies down.
Maria Shultz: There opponents representing Evolution Immune and Tom Paulin!!!!
Mockingbird hits as both Immune and Tom Paulin come to the ring to the crowd’s booing. Paulin is going right to the ring spreading his arms wide out. Lights go out and a green fog captures the whole arena, Immune steps out with a water bottle and takes a mouthful. Walks over to the fans and spits it on them. He throws the bottle into the crowd and slides head first into the ring. Goes to the turnbuckle and flips everybody off, and when he jumps down the lights come back on.
Maria Shultz: And there opponents representing the Shades of Sin, Chronic and Corpse!!!! The referee will be William Malone.
*The lights in the arena go out, bathing the crowd in darkness. “Stash Up (Chronic’s Mix)” begins to blast over the loudspeakers, as a large Pot Leaf with the name “Chronic” in silver lettering appears across the Pot Leaf. *
“Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up,…”
* Green Fireworks explode all around the stage and Chronic bursts out from behind the curtain with his hands up in the air. Mary Jane who carries a two-foot glass bong follows Chronic out onto the stage. *
“This is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up!
Kickin’ ass…”
*Mary Jane takes a hit from the bong and shotguns the hit to Chronic. *
”Smokin’ grass and if you in the back then you gonna get passed up. M.J. better pass me that bong, the night is short and I've been waitin' too long. To enter into another dimension, pull the smoke into my lungs and release the tension. By the way, did I happen to mention how stash operates, so start the dissection.”<br>
* Hand in hand, Chronic and Mary Jane slowly walk towards the ring, shaking hands, signing autographs and giving as many of the Chronicaholics as possible high fives.*
”1 2 Don't forget your crew now, 3 4 Sit facin' the door, 5 6 Never know when it hits, 7 8 It's gonna be too late. Put your hands up, this is a stash up. Pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Ring the alarm and now the sound is dying. Ring the alarm and now the stash is creeping. Psychological.Past diabolical. Encrypted in code biological. Rejected. Genetically defected. Or maybe just slightly misdirected. Murder by numbers, straight undercover, step into my cypher and you're six feet under.”<br>
*Chronic and Mary Jane arrive at the ring. Chronic picks Mary Jane up and sets her on the ring apron and jumps up himself. He holds the ropes for Mary Jane, who climbs into the ring. Chronic climbs in after her and lights a joint as Mary Jane takes another bong toke. *
”Do a dance and let her know that you're feelin' it, locked up cause you know I was dealin it.”<br>
*Chronic hops up on the top turnbuckle with the joint between his lips and salutes all of his Chronicaholics. *
”Hydroponic, super bionic my HK is chrome and my bombs are atomic. Step to the back with your monkey ass. Better take cover cause we're ready to blast!”<br>
*Chronic hops down, helps Mary Jane out of the ring and turns towards the stage, his face a mask of determination and seriousness as he awaits his opponents entrance.*
Corpse is coming down there looking at the crowd and is determined. He enters the ring.
The bell sounds. Immune and Driver start things off trading blows back and forth. Immune goes for a cover but Goldberg breaks it up. He looks at Immune yelling “You’re Next!!! Driver takes Immune and holds him with a head lock and brings him to Goldberg to tag his tag team partner. Goldberg kicks him in the gut and begins his assault. Immune then turns over the offense and Goldberg is on the receiving end of the beating and instead of tagging in Tom Paulin, he tags in Chronic and begins to attack Goldberg. He sucker punches Immune and knocks him down. Immune is furious and tries to attack him but Malone tells him to get back to his corner. Digusted, Immune goes back there and begin to talk strategy with Tom Paulin. Chronic and Goldberg are going at it like crazy.
Dean Malenko: And to think these men were a tag team.
Ian Dawe: That’s not the same Goldberg Dean. Isn’t it obvious.
Dean Malenko: …<br>
Chronic then goes to tag in his partner Corpse and begins his assault on Goldberg. He grabs him and goes for the Final Rite but counters and gets a DDT. They are both down. Corpse slightly gets up and then eventually Goldberg gets up. They look at each other for a minute and then tag in both Immune and Tom Paulin. The crowd is rising to there feet as these team mates go in the ring. They are both stunned and look at each other and they’re like nope, Immune goes to lay down but it won’t be counted. William Malone will not count at all. Tom Paulin looks at him with an angered look and gets into an argument. He shoves Malone but Malone shoves right back and gets to hear a lot. He’s like ok, I get the point. Immune gets up and tags in Goldberg. Tom Paulin takes Goldberg down and Driver is out for a minute but gets up and is furious for not getting in the ring at all.
Dean Malenko: Seems like the Evolution tactics didn’t work at all.
Ian Dawe: You think?
Driver is standing in frustration and then Tom Paulin gets a DDT from Goldberg and they are both down. Goldberg then tags in Corpse and Tom Paulin is somewhat down. He begins his attack on him, Immune comes in and gets met with a right hand. They are eventually all brawling in the ring. The legal men are Corpse and Tom Paulin. All other men are taken out of the equation. Chronic has taken Goldberg and Driver out with a dive to the floor. Immune is right now a little stunned but in this match still. The fight continues and then Corpse is up and goes for the Final Rite!!! Immune tries to stop but Chronic stops him and the count begins 1………..2…………….3!!!
Maria Shultz: Here are your winners and 1st ExWA World Tag Team Champions, Chronic and Corpse, the Shades of Sin!!!
Corpse is celebrating and gets his tag team title. Chronic is also given his tag title and has his International Title as well. The crowd begins a Shade of Sin chant.
Dean Malenko: That is bound to be match of the year in ExWA. Chronic and Corpse won this bout and got the tag team titles.
Ian Dawe: I am impressed with them and Evolution. I see these teams having a huge rivalry.
Dean Malenko: That’s all for this week. See you all at Vertigo!!!
*Show ends.*
Ian Dawe: Vegito is having a lot of bad luck. Let’s see if Chronic and Corpse are affected.
Maria Shultz: The following contest scheduled for one fall and it’s for the ExWA World Tag Team Titles. Introducing 1st, Goldberg and Driver of the Chain Gang!!!
A mix of Goldberg and Driver’s theme hits the P.A. system with the crowd roaring in approval. They come out posing for the crowd and then the theme dies down.
Maria Shultz: There opponents representing Evolution Immune and Tom Paulin!!!!
Mockingbird hits as both Immune and Tom Paulin come to the ring to the crowd’s booing. Paulin is going right to the ring spreading his arms wide out. Lights go out and a green fog captures the whole arena, Immune steps out with a water bottle and takes a mouthful. Walks over to the fans and spits it on them. He throws the bottle into the crowd and slides head first into the ring. Goes to the turnbuckle and flips everybody off, and when he jumps down the lights come back on.
Maria Shultz: And there opponents representing the Shades of Sin, Chronic and Corpse!!!! The referee will be William Malone.
*The lights in the arena go out, bathing the crowd in darkness. “Stash Up (Chronic’s Mix)” begins to blast over the loudspeakers, as a large Pot Leaf with the name “Chronic” in silver lettering appears across the Pot Leaf. *
“Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up, this is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Put your hands up,…”
* Green Fireworks explode all around the stage and Chronic bursts out from behind the curtain with his hands up in the air. Mary Jane who carries a two-foot glass bong follows Chronic out onto the stage. *
“This is a stash up, pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up!
Kickin’ ass…”
*Mary Jane takes a hit from the bong and shotguns the hit to Chronic. *
”Smokin’ grass and if you in the back then you gonna get passed up. M.J. better pass me that bong, the night is short and I've been waitin' too long. To enter into another dimension, pull the smoke into my lungs and release the tension. By the way, did I happen to mention how stash operates, so start the dissection.”<br>
* Hand in hand, Chronic and Mary Jane slowly walk towards the ring, shaking hands, signing autographs and giving as many of the Chronicaholics as possible high fives.*
”1 2 Don't forget your crew now, 3 4 Sit facin' the door, 5 6 Never know when it hits, 7 8 It's gonna be too late. Put your hands up, this is a stash up. Pull the trigger and you're gonna get mashed up. Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Now I don’t give a fuck, not a single fuck, not a single solitary fuck,’cause I don't give a fuck motherfucka! Ring the alarm and now the sound is dying. Ring the alarm and now the stash is creeping. Psychological.Past diabolical. Encrypted in code biological. Rejected. Genetically defected. Or maybe just slightly misdirected. Murder by numbers, straight undercover, step into my cypher and you're six feet under.”<br>
*Chronic and Mary Jane arrive at the ring. Chronic picks Mary Jane up and sets her on the ring apron and jumps up himself. He holds the ropes for Mary Jane, who climbs into the ring. Chronic climbs in after her and lights a joint as Mary Jane takes another bong toke. *
”Do a dance and let her know that you're feelin' it, locked up cause you know I was dealin it.”<br>
*Chronic hops up on the top turnbuckle with the joint between his lips and salutes all of his Chronicaholics. *
”Hydroponic, super bionic my HK is chrome and my bombs are atomic. Step to the back with your monkey ass. Better take cover cause we're ready to blast!”<br>
*Chronic hops down, helps Mary Jane out of the ring and turns towards the stage, his face a mask of determination and seriousness as he awaits his opponents entrance.*
Corpse is coming down there looking at the crowd and is determined. He enters the ring.
The bell sounds. Immune and Driver start things off trading blows back and forth. Immune goes for a cover but Goldberg breaks it up. He looks at Immune yelling “You’re Next!!! Driver takes Immune and holds him with a head lock and brings him to Goldberg to tag his tag team partner. Goldberg kicks him in the gut and begins his assault. Immune then turns over the offense and Goldberg is on the receiving end of the beating and instead of tagging in Tom Paulin, he tags in Chronic and begins to attack Goldberg. He sucker punches Immune and knocks him down. Immune is furious and tries to attack him but Malone tells him to get back to his corner. Digusted, Immune goes back there and begin to talk strategy with Tom Paulin. Chronic and Goldberg are going at it like crazy.
Dean Malenko: And to think these men were a tag team.
Ian Dawe: That’s not the same Goldberg Dean. Isn’t it obvious.
Dean Malenko: …<br>
Chronic then goes to tag in his partner Corpse and begins his assault on Goldberg. He grabs him and goes for the Final Rite but counters and gets a DDT. They are both down. Corpse slightly gets up and then eventually Goldberg gets up. They look at each other for a minute and then tag in both Immune and Tom Paulin. The crowd is rising to there feet as these team mates go in the ring. They are both stunned and look at each other and they’re like nope, Immune goes to lay down but it won’t be counted. William Malone will not count at all. Tom Paulin looks at him with an angered look and gets into an argument. He shoves Malone but Malone shoves right back and gets to hear a lot. He’s like ok, I get the point. Immune gets up and tags in Goldberg. Tom Paulin takes Goldberg down and Driver is out for a minute but gets up and is furious for not getting in the ring at all.
Dean Malenko: Seems like the Evolution tactics didn’t work at all.
Ian Dawe: You think?
Driver is standing in frustration and then Tom Paulin gets a DDT from Goldberg and they are both down. Goldberg then tags in Corpse and Tom Paulin is somewhat down. He begins his attack on him, Immune comes in and gets met with a right hand. They are eventually all brawling in the ring. The legal men are Corpse and Tom Paulin. All other men are taken out of the equation. Chronic has taken Goldberg and Driver out with a dive to the floor. Immune is right now a little stunned but in this match still. The fight continues and then Corpse is up and goes for the Final Rite!!! Immune tries to stop but Chronic stops him and the count begins 1………..2…………….3!!!
Maria Shultz: Here are your winners and 1st ExWA World Tag Team Champions, Chronic and Corpse, the Shades of Sin!!!
Corpse is celebrating and gets his tag team title. Chronic is also given his tag title and has his International Title as well. The crowd begins a Shade of Sin chant.
Dean Malenko: That is bound to be match of the year in ExWA. Chronic and Corpse won this bout and got the tag team titles.
Ian Dawe: I am impressed with them and Evolution. I see these teams having a huge rivalry.
Dean Malenko: That’s all for this week. See you all at Vertigo!!!
*Show ends.*