Post by Shane Powers on Feb 17, 2005 15:39:59 GMT
The ExWA cameras flair to life focused on a crucifix that is lying down before an open grave, bathed in purple and blue lights on the stage. Flashbulbs go off in the crowd as the camera pulls back to show Norris Cole standing in the ring waiting to announce the next match.
Dean Malenko: Welcome back folks! Before we went to commercial break, Chronic mad his announcement that Shades Of Sin will face off against The Federation in a T.H.C. match for control of the Hardcore Title. If Shades Of Sin wins they will cement themselves as the most dominate faction that ExWA has ever seen.
Ian Dawe: I don’t like the concept. All the odds are stacked in the favor of Shades Of Sin. It’s not fair. I mean the Chambers are going to be filled with pot smoke? What kind of crap is that?
Malenko: Nonetheless, I think this is going to prove to be one hell of a main event. Speaking of Shades Of Sin, they are setting the ring up for the Dirty Grave match between World Heavyweight Champion Vegito and former Hardcore Champion Spike. This should be a real treat to watch.
Dawe: I can’t wait to see Spike tear Vegito apart. Vegito has had this coming to him for a long time.
Malenko: He’s had this coming to him? What do you mean?
Dawe: Look at Shades Of Sin. They parade around here like they own the place and hog up all the titles. It’s time for someone else to have a chance to hold the titles.
Malenko: Well, if Spike wins tonight, his partner Morbid Angel gets another shot at the World Heavyweight Title. And if Morbid Angel wins his I Quit Match against Triple D, they both get to face Vegito in a Triple Threat Match World Heavyweight Belt. Your wish could be granted.
Dawe: That’s why I’m rooting for Spike to win.
Malenko: Well, backstage rumor is that Spike stole Mary Jane’s purse a few days ago. This isn’t a part of any storyline folks, this happened for real. Apparently, Spike broke in through a sliding glass door while Chronic and Mary Jane were not home and took her purse. I just wonder how that is going to factor in this match, since Vegito IS Mary Jane’s and Chronic’s teammate. Norris Cole is ready to announce the match. Let’s go down to the ring.
Norris Cole: This next match is the Dirty Grave match. To win one of the men must be tied to the crucifix and buried face down in the grave. Introducing first from New York…The Former Hardcore Champion Spike!!!
The lights go out in the arena. As “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana begins to play, a large spiked face figure appears on the Action Vision Screen. Red Flames erupt around the stage and through the flames, Spike bursts out from behind the curtain. The fans start booing and throwing rotten tomatoes, potatoes, apples, and other items too disgusting to describe. The scenes on the Action Vision Screen change, showing Spike's face, then some of his spectacular powerhouse moves. He puts his arms up to fend off the rotten filth being thrown at him and finally beings to run down the ramp under another barrage . He slides into the ring and prepares to face his opponent with ANGER as the fans stop throwing garbage and begin to chant.
Norris Cole: And his opponent from parts unknown…The Currant World Heavyweight Champion Vegito!!!
The arena goes pitch black as the fans begin to cheer. 3 Gongs are heard through out the arena and the fans get louder. Then the light is focused on Vegito and then a flame forms a V just above his head. He looks on and the crowd is blowing the roof off the arena while Force Your Way is being played. He stands for a few seconds and the lights dim out slightly. He goes to the stairway and raises his arms in the air. He gets in the ring and takes out his right hand and holds it like a fist leaving his thumb and slides it across his throat to signal the end for Spike. He takes off his hat and coat and is ready to kill. Spike swallows hard and looks at Vegito with doubt in his eyes.
Malenko: If the fans hated Spike before, they despise him now. He messed with the wrong couple in Chronic and Mary Jane. The Chronicaholics want to see Vegito rip Spike apart with his bare hands. This crowd is bloodthirsty!!! And who can blame them? Nobody likes a thief.
Dawe: You know I hadn’t heard the rumor about Spike stealing Mary Jane’s purse. That’s news to me. But now that I know that Spike can’t be trusted, I hope Vegito sends him to the hospital in an ambulance.
Vegito and Spike lock up in the center of the ring. Vegito knees Spike in the gut and as Spike doubles over, Vegito hits Spike with an uppercut. Spike’s head snaps back as he flies through the air and land on his back. Vegito pick Spike up, but Spike pushes Vegito away and wobbles over to the corner. As Vegito closes in, Spike sidesteps and slams Vegito’s head into the top turnbuckle. Then Spike begins to put the boots to Vegito. He stomps Vegito down and walks away, leaving Vegito’s head against the bottom turnbuckle. Suddenly, Spike turns and runs at Vegito in an attempt to smash Vegito’s head between his knee and the turnbuckle. Vegito rolls out of the way in the nick of time and Spike slams his knee into the turnbuckle. He howls in pain and starts to limp around the ring as Vegito stands. Vegito grabs Spike, Irish Whips him into the ropes and back body drops him. Then Vegito picks Spike up and starts pounding the shit out of him with jabs, hooks and uppercuts. Spike backs up into the corner trying to get away from the barrage of fists when Vegito Irish Whips Spike into the opposite corner and follows it up with a big splash. Spike slumps down in the corner.
Malenko: Vegito is kicking the crap out of Spike. I’m sure he’s doing this for Chronic and Mary Jane.
Dawe: Thank God I’m not Spike. I wouldn’t want to be him after this.
Vegito picks Spike up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Then he climbs up to the top rope, pulling Spike up onto the top rope with him. Then Vegito grabs Spike by the throat, picks him up, twists in mid-air and choke slams Spike to the mat.
Dawe: Jesus Christ!!! I can’t believe I just saw that!! Vegito choke slammed Spike off the top turnbuckle!
Malenko: Oh My God!!! Spike might be dead!!!
The fans start to chant.
Vegito slowly gets to his feet and grabs Spike by the collar, dragging him to the edge of the ring. Vegito tosses Spike out of the ring over the top rope and jumps down from the ring after him. Vegito hoists Spike up onto his shoulder and begins to run up the ramp with him. Once up to the stage, Vegito launches Spike headfirst into the steel framework of the stage. Spike bounces off and land in a bloody heap, busted open from the collision with the steel. Vegito picks Spike up once again and power bombs him into the six-foot grave. He jumps in after Spike landing squarely on Spike’s stomach. Spike begins coughing up blood as Vegito grabs a shovel and begins to beat Spike with it.
Dean Malenko: Welcome back folks! Before we went to commercial break, Chronic mad his announcement that Shades Of Sin will face off against The Federation in a T.H.C. match for control of the Hardcore Title. If Shades Of Sin wins they will cement themselves as the most dominate faction that ExWA has ever seen.
Ian Dawe: I don’t like the concept. All the odds are stacked in the favor of Shades Of Sin. It’s not fair. I mean the Chambers are going to be filled with pot smoke? What kind of crap is that?
Malenko: Nonetheless, I think this is going to prove to be one hell of a main event. Speaking of Shades Of Sin, they are setting the ring up for the Dirty Grave match between World Heavyweight Champion Vegito and former Hardcore Champion Spike. This should be a real treat to watch.
Dawe: I can’t wait to see Spike tear Vegito apart. Vegito has had this coming to him for a long time.
Malenko: He’s had this coming to him? What do you mean?
Dawe: Look at Shades Of Sin. They parade around here like they own the place and hog up all the titles. It’s time for someone else to have a chance to hold the titles.
Malenko: Well, if Spike wins tonight, his partner Morbid Angel gets another shot at the World Heavyweight Title. And if Morbid Angel wins his I Quit Match against Triple D, they both get to face Vegito in a Triple Threat Match World Heavyweight Belt. Your wish could be granted.
Dawe: That’s why I’m rooting for Spike to win.
Malenko: Well, backstage rumor is that Spike stole Mary Jane’s purse a few days ago. This isn’t a part of any storyline folks, this happened for real. Apparently, Spike broke in through a sliding glass door while Chronic and Mary Jane were not home and took her purse. I just wonder how that is going to factor in this match, since Vegito IS Mary Jane’s and Chronic’s teammate. Norris Cole is ready to announce the match. Let’s go down to the ring.
Norris Cole: This next match is the Dirty Grave match. To win one of the men must be tied to the crucifix and buried face down in the grave. Introducing first from New York…The Former Hardcore Champion Spike!!!
The lights go out in the arena. As “Smells Like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana begins to play, a large spiked face figure appears on the Action Vision Screen. Red Flames erupt around the stage and through the flames, Spike bursts out from behind the curtain. The fans start booing and throwing rotten tomatoes, potatoes, apples, and other items too disgusting to describe. The scenes on the Action Vision Screen change, showing Spike's face, then some of his spectacular powerhouse moves. He puts his arms up to fend off the rotten filth being thrown at him and finally beings to run down the ramp under another barrage . He slides into the ring and prepares to face his opponent with ANGER as the fans stop throwing garbage and begin to chant.
Norris Cole: And his opponent from parts unknown…The Currant World Heavyweight Champion Vegito!!!
The arena goes pitch black as the fans begin to cheer. 3 Gongs are heard through out the arena and the fans get louder. Then the light is focused on Vegito and then a flame forms a V just above his head. He looks on and the crowd is blowing the roof off the arena while Force Your Way is being played. He stands for a few seconds and the lights dim out slightly. He goes to the stairway and raises his arms in the air. He gets in the ring and takes out his right hand and holds it like a fist leaving his thumb and slides it across his throat to signal the end for Spike. He takes off his hat and coat and is ready to kill. Spike swallows hard and looks at Vegito with doubt in his eyes.
Malenko: If the fans hated Spike before, they despise him now. He messed with the wrong couple in Chronic and Mary Jane. The Chronicaholics want to see Vegito rip Spike apart with his bare hands. This crowd is bloodthirsty!!! And who can blame them? Nobody likes a thief.
Dawe: You know I hadn’t heard the rumor about Spike stealing Mary Jane’s purse. That’s news to me. But now that I know that Spike can’t be trusted, I hope Vegito sends him to the hospital in an ambulance.
Vegito and Spike lock up in the center of the ring. Vegito knees Spike in the gut and as Spike doubles over, Vegito hits Spike with an uppercut. Spike’s head snaps back as he flies through the air and land on his back. Vegito pick Spike up, but Spike pushes Vegito away and wobbles over to the corner. As Vegito closes in, Spike sidesteps and slams Vegito’s head into the top turnbuckle. Then Spike begins to put the boots to Vegito. He stomps Vegito down and walks away, leaving Vegito’s head against the bottom turnbuckle. Suddenly, Spike turns and runs at Vegito in an attempt to smash Vegito’s head between his knee and the turnbuckle. Vegito rolls out of the way in the nick of time and Spike slams his knee into the turnbuckle. He howls in pain and starts to limp around the ring as Vegito stands. Vegito grabs Spike, Irish Whips him into the ropes and back body drops him. Then Vegito picks Spike up and starts pounding the shit out of him with jabs, hooks and uppercuts. Spike backs up into the corner trying to get away from the barrage of fists when Vegito Irish Whips Spike into the opposite corner and follows it up with a big splash. Spike slumps down in the corner.
Malenko: Vegito is kicking the crap out of Spike. I’m sure he’s doing this for Chronic and Mary Jane.
Dawe: Thank God I’m not Spike. I wouldn’t want to be him after this.
Vegito picks Spike up and sets him on the top turnbuckle. Then he climbs up to the top rope, pulling Spike up onto the top rope with him. Then Vegito grabs Spike by the throat, picks him up, twists in mid-air and choke slams Spike to the mat.
Dawe: Jesus Christ!!! I can’t believe I just saw that!! Vegito choke slammed Spike off the top turnbuckle!
Malenko: Oh My God!!! Spike might be dead!!!
The fans start to chant.
Vegito slowly gets to his feet and grabs Spike by the collar, dragging him to the edge of the ring. Vegito tosses Spike out of the ring over the top rope and jumps down from the ring after him. Vegito hoists Spike up onto his shoulder and begins to run up the ramp with him. Once up to the stage, Vegito launches Spike headfirst into the steel framework of the stage. Spike bounces off and land in a bloody heap, busted open from the collision with the steel. Vegito picks Spike up once again and power bombs him into the six-foot grave. He jumps in after Spike landing squarely on Spike’s stomach. Spike begins coughing up blood as Vegito grabs a shovel and begins to beat Spike with it.