Post by "The Great One" Triple D on Mar 2, 2005 19:19:56 GMT
Austin- Welcome back to the studio and first edition of ExWA “Throw Back” Hey Triple D you want a beer. I cam prepared.
Triple D- Not on the job Austin.
Austin- Hell it hasn’t stop me before. Well you sit there and be sober. I’m going to my happy place. (Austin cracks open the beer and drinks it.)
Triple D- Didn’t you say you had to qualifying matches.
Austin- Hell yea and the second one was better than the first. The match was scheduled,
Method Cobra vs. Disciple
Storyline- Disciple opens up telling MC that he is not scared of him that size does not matter. Method Cobra responds stating that he will defeat Disciple easily and will go on to face the winner of the Reaper vs. Stinberg match MC states that Disciple is just a imitation of great deadman. Men like the world champion Vegito. MC states that he has no respect for Disciple and guarantees a victory over disciple and that he will be the next champion. With that said, Disciple crosses MC in the Hallway and they have words. Avoiding a physical confrontation Disciple punches the wall next to him causing a huge dent in attempt to scare MC and he walks away. With both men tempers flying in outrage, the match was up next.
Match Highlights
MC uses the ropes to climb back to his feet and steadies himself then he begins to taunt to the crowd and signals for a chokeslam as Disciple climbs to his feet. Disciple turns around and MC lunges at him wrapping his hand around his throat. But Disciple elbows MC in the head and then as MC is dazed Disciple bounces off the ropes attempting a clothesline. But MC counters and hits a spine buster, laying Disciple out in the middle of the ring.
MC looks down at Disciple and begins to smile he grabs his feet pulls them up, steps over then turns Disciple over locking in the Cobra death lock. Disciple screams in pain, he fumbles around but he is in the centre of the ring and has nowhere to go. Disciple struggles to pull himself to the ropes crawling on his arms. He gets near them and extends to reach them but MC senses this and drabs him back to the centre of the ring. Disciple screams in agony and MC apples more pressure and begins to yell ‘TAP OUT!’ Disciple screams as more pressure is applied and the Ref checks on him, Disciple has no choice left but to tap out and Smith calls for the bell.
Elliot: Here is your winner by submission……… METHOD COBRA!!!!!!!!
Austin- MC pulls out a much promising victory and advances on in the Tournament.
Triple D- Speaking of promising this past week on Extreme Zone The Xtreme Zone Commissioner Jones announced a HUGE match for this week upcoming Extreme Zone. ExWA Superstar Rusty will take on Stinberg in a Servant Match many the winner would control the loser for 2 weeks. Austin I wish I had that deal because you would make a good servant.
Austin- Ha, Ha yea and you would make a good bitch. LOL. (He gets Serious) Don’t ever say something like that to me again.
Triple D- You don’t scare me.
Austin- Yea, but your face is scaring the Hell out of me. Take that mask off. Is it Halloween already?
Triple D- Don’t start.
Austin- Start What?
Triple D- You know.
Austin- Know What?
Triple D- Austin please do not drive me insane today.
Austin- What the fuck are you talking about? You on that Chronic shit again? Go take a break I can handle this show.
Folks the Next match featured a Triple Threat match for the ExWA Eurcontinental Title
GDawg (c) vs. Jigsaw vs. Timmy Meekster
Storyline- Timmy starts the day doing an interview for his match. He states that his uniqueness in this match will earn him the victory. G-Dawg response by telling Both Jigsaw and Timmy that they are not prepared to face him and that they don’t know what there getting themselves into. He’s ready to fight and kick ass to defend his title. G-Dawg claims that his opponents are rookie and disagrees with fighting them. G-Dawg feel that this match will be a walk in the park and an easy victory. G-Dawg prepares himself and is ready to destroy his 2 opponents. JigSaw responds in a tank and blows stuff up. JigSaw states that in this match he will bury his opponents and will do whatever it takes to win the title. With all 3 men stating their claim for the title the match was up next and would determine someone or someones fate.
Match Highlights
JS gets up and charges at GD and hits a spear. He then goes up to the ropes to attempt a body splash but GD gets up and dives into the ropes, sending JS crashing into the turnbuckle. GD climbs up and punches JS a few times to weaken him and then hits a superplex, sending them both crashing into the centre of the ring.
GD crawls over and drapes an arm over JS.
1…<br>2…<br>NO!
JS somehow gets a shoulder up. GD crawls to the ropes and climbs back to his feet and so does JS. GD tries to kick JS but JS catches his foot, GD is hopping around then out of nowhere he hits an enziguri. JS falls to the mat and GD climbs back to his feet. He looks at the fans and taunts to them as they cheer then GD climb up onto the turnbuckle and taunts for JS to get up. JS climbs to his feet slowly and as he turns GD leaps off nailing him with a missile dropkick.
GD again climbs to his feet and pulls JS up off the mat. He then lifts JS up onto his shoulders and hits the F-Bomb as the crowd explode. GD makes the cover as the fans and the Mallone count.
1…<br>2…<br>3!!!
The bell rings….
Elliot: Here is your winner AND STTTTTIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL EUROCONTINENTAL CHAMPION GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Austin- G-Dawg picks up a impressive victory and retains his Title.
Triple D- Can I talk now.
Austin- Well
Triple D- IT DOESN’T MATTER IF I CAN TALK. The fact of the matter is Austin this is my show, so now its your turn to know your role, and shut your mouth, because when we return the Great one will tell the people about the Extreme Zone Main Event and there is no way AND THE GREAT ONE means NO WAY that he’s going to let you spoil it.
Austin- You’re zipper is open. (Triple D closes his pants zipper). Stupid Ass. Folks we will be back after these messages.
-Camera is suppose to go to commercial but it doesn’t. Austin and Triple D think there off the air but in reality they are not.
-Supposed Off Air-
Austin- Why do you have to be so dumb?
Triple D- I’m not dumb. You just make me appear that way.
Austin- Oh so its my faught you can’t tell time and don’t know what 2 plus 2 equals.
Triple D- Austin do you always have to make me look bad
Austin- I don’t make you look bad, You don’t need my help with that. You do a good job of that on your own.
I’m just trying to help your dumbass succeed in this business. Without me your nothing. Remember it was me in high school who defended you when you peed your pants at graduation.
Triple D- That was one time!
Austin- Damn, You are a Dumb ass, do you know that? How many times do you graduate from high school. You so dumb it would take you 5 graduation ceremonies before you’d finally get it right.
Triple D- Listen Austin, (he Pauses) Um doesn’t that red light mean we’re on the air.
Austin- Yea.
Triple D- How long has that light been on.
Austin- Um, ha, ha lol. We were on the air the whole time. Lol
Triple D- Damn it Austin, you did it again. Um Hi folks, welcome back
Austin- They never left retarded ass.
Triple D- Anyway, Now to our Main Event.
Gomez & Draven vs. Nature
O.c.c The rest to be posted soon.
Triple D- Not on the job Austin.
Austin- Hell it hasn’t stop me before. Well you sit there and be sober. I’m going to my happy place. (Austin cracks open the beer and drinks it.)
Triple D- Didn’t you say you had to qualifying matches.
Austin- Hell yea and the second one was better than the first. The match was scheduled,
Method Cobra vs. Disciple
Storyline- Disciple opens up telling MC that he is not scared of him that size does not matter. Method Cobra responds stating that he will defeat Disciple easily and will go on to face the winner of the Reaper vs. Stinberg match MC states that Disciple is just a imitation of great deadman. Men like the world champion Vegito. MC states that he has no respect for Disciple and guarantees a victory over disciple and that he will be the next champion. With that said, Disciple crosses MC in the Hallway and they have words. Avoiding a physical confrontation Disciple punches the wall next to him causing a huge dent in attempt to scare MC and he walks away. With both men tempers flying in outrage, the match was up next.
Match Highlights
MC uses the ropes to climb back to his feet and steadies himself then he begins to taunt to the crowd and signals for a chokeslam as Disciple climbs to his feet. Disciple turns around and MC lunges at him wrapping his hand around his throat. But Disciple elbows MC in the head and then as MC is dazed Disciple bounces off the ropes attempting a clothesline. But MC counters and hits a spine buster, laying Disciple out in the middle of the ring.
MC looks down at Disciple and begins to smile he grabs his feet pulls them up, steps over then turns Disciple over locking in the Cobra death lock. Disciple screams in pain, he fumbles around but he is in the centre of the ring and has nowhere to go. Disciple struggles to pull himself to the ropes crawling on his arms. He gets near them and extends to reach them but MC senses this and drabs him back to the centre of the ring. Disciple screams in agony and MC apples more pressure and begins to yell ‘TAP OUT!’ Disciple screams as more pressure is applied and the Ref checks on him, Disciple has no choice left but to tap out and Smith calls for the bell.
Elliot: Here is your winner by submission……… METHOD COBRA!!!!!!!!
Austin- MC pulls out a much promising victory and advances on in the Tournament.
Triple D- Speaking of promising this past week on Extreme Zone The Xtreme Zone Commissioner Jones announced a HUGE match for this week upcoming Extreme Zone. ExWA Superstar Rusty will take on Stinberg in a Servant Match many the winner would control the loser for 2 weeks. Austin I wish I had that deal because you would make a good servant.
Austin- Ha, Ha yea and you would make a good bitch. LOL. (He gets Serious) Don’t ever say something like that to me again.
Triple D- You don’t scare me.
Austin- Yea, but your face is scaring the Hell out of me. Take that mask off. Is it Halloween already?
Triple D- Don’t start.
Austin- Start What?
Triple D- You know.
Austin- Know What?
Triple D- Austin please do not drive me insane today.
Austin- What the fuck are you talking about? You on that Chronic shit again? Go take a break I can handle this show.
Folks the Next match featured a Triple Threat match for the ExWA Eurcontinental Title
GDawg (c) vs. Jigsaw vs. Timmy Meekster
Storyline- Timmy starts the day doing an interview for his match. He states that his uniqueness in this match will earn him the victory. G-Dawg response by telling Both Jigsaw and Timmy that they are not prepared to face him and that they don’t know what there getting themselves into. He’s ready to fight and kick ass to defend his title. G-Dawg claims that his opponents are rookie and disagrees with fighting them. G-Dawg feel that this match will be a walk in the park and an easy victory. G-Dawg prepares himself and is ready to destroy his 2 opponents. JigSaw responds in a tank and blows stuff up. JigSaw states that in this match he will bury his opponents and will do whatever it takes to win the title. With all 3 men stating their claim for the title the match was up next and would determine someone or someones fate.
Match Highlights
JS gets up and charges at GD and hits a spear. He then goes up to the ropes to attempt a body splash but GD gets up and dives into the ropes, sending JS crashing into the turnbuckle. GD climbs up and punches JS a few times to weaken him and then hits a superplex, sending them both crashing into the centre of the ring.
GD crawls over and drapes an arm over JS.
1…<br>2…<br>NO!
JS somehow gets a shoulder up. GD crawls to the ropes and climbs back to his feet and so does JS. GD tries to kick JS but JS catches his foot, GD is hopping around then out of nowhere he hits an enziguri. JS falls to the mat and GD climbs back to his feet. He looks at the fans and taunts to them as they cheer then GD climb up onto the turnbuckle and taunts for JS to get up. JS climbs to his feet slowly and as he turns GD leaps off nailing him with a missile dropkick.
GD again climbs to his feet and pulls JS up off the mat. He then lifts JS up onto his shoulders and hits the F-Bomb as the crowd explode. GD makes the cover as the fans and the Mallone count.
1…<br>2…<br>3!!!
The bell rings….
Elliot: Here is your winner AND STTTTTIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL EUROCONTINENTAL CHAMPION GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
Austin- G-Dawg picks up a impressive victory and retains his Title.
Triple D- Can I talk now.
Austin- Well
Triple D- IT DOESN’T MATTER IF I CAN TALK. The fact of the matter is Austin this is my show, so now its your turn to know your role, and shut your mouth, because when we return the Great one will tell the people about the Extreme Zone Main Event and there is no way AND THE GREAT ONE means NO WAY that he’s going to let you spoil it.
Austin- You’re zipper is open. (Triple D closes his pants zipper). Stupid Ass. Folks we will be back after these messages.
-Camera is suppose to go to commercial but it doesn’t. Austin and Triple D think there off the air but in reality they are not.
-Supposed Off Air-
Austin- Why do you have to be so dumb?
Triple D- I’m not dumb. You just make me appear that way.
Austin- Oh so its my faught you can’t tell time and don’t know what 2 plus 2 equals.
Triple D- Austin do you always have to make me look bad
Austin- I don’t make you look bad, You don’t need my help with that. You do a good job of that on your own.
I’m just trying to help your dumbass succeed in this business. Without me your nothing. Remember it was me in high school who defended you when you peed your pants at graduation.
Triple D- That was one time!
Austin- Damn, You are a Dumb ass, do you know that? How many times do you graduate from high school. You so dumb it would take you 5 graduation ceremonies before you’d finally get it right.
Triple D- Listen Austin, (he Pauses) Um doesn’t that red light mean we’re on the air.
Austin- Yea.
Triple D- How long has that light been on.
Austin- Um, ha, ha lol. We were on the air the whole time. Lol
Triple D- Damn it Austin, you did it again. Um Hi folks, welcome back
Austin- They never left retarded ass.
Triple D- Anyway, Now to our Main Event.
Gomez & Draven vs. Nature
O.c.c The rest to be posted soon.