Miscellaneous thread for 02/01 through 09/01

[Shane Powers]

Post your Miscellaneous roleplays here in preparation for the first Pay Per View card on 09/01.

[Wicked Jester]

Wicked Jester in the ExWA

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~ Wicked Jester enters the Main Entrance Door in ExWA. The camera zooms in on him as he is holding his gym bag and a sweat towel across his shoulder. Jester grins as his face appears on the ‘ xtreme vision screen’. The crowd begin to roar and go wild in cheers. Jester grins as he takes this as a compliment and continues his way down the backstage corridor. Jester glances at Shane’s Office with the words ‘VIP!’ Jester smirks as approaches the door handle. He then pulls his hand back and goes down the corridor, once again. Jester then walks down as he bumps into Shane. Wicked Jester’s face glows up at his sight as the two exchange handshakes. Shane points Wicked Jester into the direction of a locker room. Jester unzips his leather jacket and reveals his ring attire. He puts the key into the door and opens it. As Jester goes in, he sniffs as the fans begin ‘ExWA!’ chants repeatedly. Jester sits down and says the word ‘Victory!’ to himself. He then begins to speak. ~


****Wicked Jester****
Yep! He’s home! The great clown has decided to begin a new reign of terror upon another promotion. Oblivion follows me, when ‘The Notorious’ causes mayhem in federations. Oh, and I guess you better recognise my title of being "great" other wise me and you won’t get along. I don’t go around gaining respect by proving myself to others … hell I don’t need to! I’m so great I earn respect! I’m far too worthy to ask for respect. So, audience, when you see this face you see the face of a king. In fact …<br>

~ Wicked Jester pauses as he drops his gym bag on a couch besides a picture frame of the words ‘Notorious’ and a plant pot. Jester then gets to his feet as he heads to the ‘Ringside’ part of the arena. The arena goes into complete darkness. A loud gunshot is heard. Pyres and fireworks blast off in all directions as Wicked Jester makes his way out from behind the entrance curtain. Smoke followed by a coat of fog rises from the top of the entrance ramp and forms a crown in the air. On the ‘xtreme vision screen’ appears footage and coverage broadcasting by Jester’ video, of him in action – hitting ‘The Jester flip’ on many superstars in Japan, Mexico and Canada. Strobe lighting effects begin as a huge lightning bolt hits the ring and from the four-corner top rope turnbuckle, flames begin. They settle as Jester receives ahhh's. Jester strolls and struts down the entrance ramp as Guilty – ICP hits the PA system. Samuels fakes high-fives to the fans as they reply in ‘Clown Rules!’ chants. Jester then takes a sip from his water bottle and spits out the water over the fans. They wave their posters of ExWA superstars as Jester releases a sigh and brings his hands to his head. He then throws his bottle to the crowd and walks up the steel stairs. He goes onto the turnbuckles and starts to taunt at the crowd once again. He grabs a microphone off of the ring announcer and makes his way to the center of the ring waiting for the boos to die out to silence. ~


****Wicked Jester****

~ There’s a new sheriff in town! Get used to it or else I may have to make you. Now, I know this trash that you jackass’ call home is a decent place. That’s exactly why I agreed to turn up tonight after making a phone call to accept the contract proposal deal from ‘The So-Called’ Boss Shane. Now, I don’t give a damn about the fans or the boss’ around here. I’m here for one objective, aim and mission. To beat everone! Anyone loser on the roster! Anyone that may attempt to stop me during my wrecking spree. Anyone that steps in my path of destruction. Anyone that is prepared to suffer the fate of ‘Carnival of destruction’ is next on my hit list!


~ With that Jester drops the ExWA microphone and makes his way down the entrance ramp. He begins to pose as in to accept high praise. He then scratches his chin and smirks. Jester then rubs his tattoo saying ‘The World’s Greatest Clown!’ as Guilty - he makes his way backstage, pointing to himself in his mirror. ~


(ooc- I am going to do a fued with Morbid Angel in the morning I wanted kinda do a interduction for my character)

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[White Tiger]

*The freshly filled arena is buzzing, the crowd exited about ExWA making their federation debut today. They know that old JWA:EWA members will be making the jump and many old JWA fans have as well, when suddenly the lights fade to darkness…<br>
duh…duh duh duh…duh duh duh…duh duh duhhhhhhh

*the old JWA crowd erups, knowing this to be the theme song of The Tiger, and soon the rest of the crowd joins in as the quick strums of the guitar leading the drums and tambourine into the song. TT appears at the top of the ramp, the crowd cheering even louder, black and orange Pyro shooting off to either side of him.

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive...

TT raises his arms out to the crowd, then walks down the ramp, looking at the signboards that the fans have created. His golden orbs look around for a while more before he raises his fist and the crowd cheers again

So many times it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive...

It's the Eye of the Tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the Eye...of the Tiger

He runs to the ring, orange and black pyro shooting off in front of him as he runs through them. Reaching the ring he climbs the ropes and stands on the middle rope and raises his arms as orange pyro shoots out of the right turnbuckle and black pyro shoots out the left and then enters the ring. He crosses over to a turnbuckle and raises his fist and the crowd cheers again. He talks to the tech guys and they toss him a mic. He hops off twisting in the air and landing on his feet ready to entertain the crowd.*

Well well well, it looks like I was getting way too close to the JWA:EWA Championship so I got screwed out of yet another chance to prove that I am the best. But I’m not going to tolerate it any more, I’m done playing Minor league ball, it’s time for the Majors. And there’s only one person in the entire universe who will make sure that I unlock my true potential in the ring and make sure that I stay in line out of the ring. Introducing for the first time, former BTWF Women’s and NeoFighter’s Champion, my wife, Pulse! *some of the crowd cheers, remembering the woman that made rare appearances in TT’s promos, and some knowing her because they are fans of the Barton Town Wrestling Federation. But they give an even louder eruption as Blew by Nirvana hits, the BTWF fans automatically recognizing this as Pulse’s theme song*

If you wouldn't mind I would like it blew
If you wouldn't care I would like it loose
If you wouldn't mind I would like to leave
If you wouldn't mind I would like to breathe

*she steps out wearing TT’s new T-Shirt which is black with a picture of a tiger’s face on it with his mouth dripping with blood and under the face in the same red as the blood the shirt says DFA, she turns and it says Don’t Fear Anyone on the back. She is also wearing some black leather pans, the guys in the house whistling. She gets to the ring and climbs up the steps to the apron, TT helping her into the ring by sitting on the middle rope and raising the top rope so she could get in. they walk to the center of the ring and TT hands her the mic*

Pulse: well it seems like TT wants to get serious in ring but continue to be himself out of the ring and so he asked me to come and make sure he doesn’t go wild on the ExWA superstars backstage, trust me if the new years party was anything like what he’d do, then you guys will thank me for his decision. Trust me it wasn’t a pretty sight. *the crowd laughs a bit, before letting Pulse continue* besides, you know what they say, behind every great man, is a great woman who makes sure he doesn’t screw up, and I’ve got a lot of work to do *the crowd laughs and cheers, obviously going to like this new addition* but just to let you guys in the back know, if you start messing with me I can and will take you down, and if you hit on me, I don’t think TT will be too happy with you…

TT: I’ll put you in so much pain, you won’t be able to move for a week! And I mean that!

Pulse: well you heard the man. Well I’ve said my piece…*suddenly the lights fade off 10 seconds later the light flicker back on, but in the center of the ring are four chairs and spray painted onto their backs are 4 names, Vegito, Ric Flair, Senior Gomez, and Reaper*

TT: it seems that since this is a new fed, there will be a vacant title, and when I thought of the Golden title, I thought of 4 people, their names are displayed on these steel folding chairs. Backstage me and Reaper exchanged some threats and so I will go to his chair first. Reaper, do you honestly think that no matter what you come to the ring as, I won’t whip you like a government mule? You can be as hardcore as you want but remember who defeated Gomez for the JWA:EWA Extreme 24/7 Championship. Reaper, if you decide to get in my way, you will meet this steel chair, and I will add it to my collection *TT kicks the chair and it folds up and lands on the mat* next, is Gomez. The man who stalked me for a day just to take a newbie title from me and declare yourself JWA:EWA Championship material, this is after I kicked your ass, Gomez, if we meet again the same thing will happen again, I will get the 1,2,3 and send you back to where you came. *TT kicks this one over too, going over to Ric Flair’s chair and shaking his head* dirtiest player of the game huh? Going for number 17? Well that’s a pretty good amount, don’t get me wrong, but my time has come and I will seize it, Flair you better keep up your dirty ways because without them you will not be able to get my title. Hell, even with them you’re not going to get my title, because I’m too unorthodoxed. The time has come for me to shine, you’ve had 16 title reigns, it’s about time I had one. But if we do have that Electric Cage match, I will show you why I’m the King of the Cage and you need to go home and put on some depends, or tighten them. seriously, your beginning to leave brown stuff all over the mat and I don’t think it’s chocolate *the crowd cheers as TT kicks this chair down, knowing that would be a great match to kick off the ExWA* lets see ah yes, Vegito. You’re a former Action Zone Champion right? Well I’m sorry but I’m going to become the first Golden Champion, and if you get in my way, I’ll stomp all over you like grass! *he kicks the final chair down* you guys can do two things about me being Golden Champion, nothing, and like it, I’ll kick all opposition from one end of the arena to another because I strike with…<br>
[glow=orange,2,300]Swiftness, Cunning, and Ferocity![/glow]
*Eye of the Tiger hits and TT helps Pulse out of the ring, they walk up the ramp holding hands as TT raises his fist and the crowd goes wild as we fade...to...black*

[goldberg]

goldberg enters the exwa arena and goes into the loocker rooms and puts his towl and bag down and then he starts to walk to the ring.on his way to the ring he sees nature boy and starts to speak to him and he starts to speak to ric flair about ric flair and goldberg making a take team trio and ric flair is intreasted and says well i will think about it goldberg stops talking to nature and makes his way down to the ring goldbergs music starts to play and he walks down to the ring and he gets to the ring climbs up the steal stairs and clinbs up onto the turnbuckle and gives a sighn saying he will be champ soon he jumps of the turnbuckle and grabs the mic and starts to speak
GOLDBERG:hell everyone and i came out here to talk about exwa and how this is going to be the best fed ever and that ive come from jwa/ewa and no body realy liked me there apart for nature boy ric flair well eneyway im going to make this fed alot better by winning more matches and gradualy holding the gold around my waist
www.tuttowrestling.com/goldberg.jpg

[ricflair]

goldberg i don't want to form a tag team to keep it short

[Shane Powers]

If you are going to RP that short (Goldberg/Flair), it belongs in the IC trash talk thread.

[goldberg]

yer ok fliar and flair im rooting u on for the main event match between u and tt

[Shane Powers]

Shane said:

If you are going to RP that short (Goldberg/Flair), it belongs in the IC trash talk thread.

*Cough*

[ricflair]

sorry shane that wasn't an rp guess it went in the wrong place lol

[goldberg]

yer soz shane

[Wicked Jester]

Morbid .....Angel's .....Funeral ? ? ?

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~ Stan closes the door behind him. Sounds of vans starting up and driving away is heard from without. Morbid turns and glides toward the far end of the funeral parlor, where a service is beginning as a large form, dressed in a dark brown floor length hooded cloak, pastor Ferdinand Dimarco steps to the pulpit. He clears his throat as faint sobs are heard in the background ~


****Pastor Dimarco****
Friends and family. We have come together today to pay our final respects to our deceased brethren, Joseph Arnold Weisenberger. Shortly those friends and family who wish, will have a moment to say a few words about the deceased, but for know, I would like to take a moment to speak about passing over to the other side. When death creeps 'round and life decays, the departed spirit will begin its journey. A vision of a candle will begin to form like a distant dream with billowing smoke rising from its eternal flame. In this thick haze the deceased will begin to see an image of Jake and Jack Jeckel juggling red balls between themselves. Each ball soaked in fresh blood and pulsating like an erratic living heart. For every sin committed in a mortal's life another ball is added to their unearthly performance and the harder it becomes. The deceased will witness sinister Jack throwing Jake curves in a vile attempt to see a ball drop. For if they should fumble in their act, a pit of infinite evil shall open beneath the feet of the viewer and cast the soul into an eternity of pain and suffering. Success on the other hand, opens the gates of Shangri-La and grants one ascension into pure enlightenment and peace.


~ Morbid Angel perks up in wonder about this odd pastor. Rather surprised that he had not heard of him before. For this obviously learned soul seems to bare a kinship in the understanding of after life. He curiously listens further to the dark hooded pastor ~


****Pastor Dimarco****
Jack and Jake Jeckel rest in all of us for they are the very fabric of our being, conscience and soul. There is no escape from their Juggling act because there is no way to escape from ourselves. Only in death will we realize this as we twist and spin to the other side?


~ Pastor Dimarco relinquishes the pulpit to friends and family members, who go on for some time talking about the life of the deceased and how he will be missed, as Morbid Angel gazes curiously at the hooded pastor from the back of the room. The pall barrers then carefully remove the casket and begin the procession. A young boy looks back oddly at the dark figure Morbid Angel following along to the grave site. ~



~ The casket is placed on a white platform beside the open grave, as pastor Dimarco beckons the attention of the mourners. ~



****Pastor Dimarco****
Friends and family, as we near the final resting place of Joseph Arnold Weisenberger, I have a few last comments to consider through these times of mourning. To act upon this vision and seek it out at the expense of another... that is the magic cast by him. Continuous dreamers of profit at the cost of another are pledfed and haunted by his wizardry. Others are content and satisfied with what they can achieve by themselves and have not the urge to tamper with another's well being for quick gain. They see him only as a hoax and see no illusions or magic by he. It is simple... He is you. His illusions are your evil thoughts. Your evil acts are his magic - yesterday, now, and forever. You and he are the fourth to rise... You and he are the master of Necromancy... You are the dead and him the magic.


~ The small crowd looks on with bewilderment, as Morbid Angel ponders the familiarity of these words. Morbid creeps forward through the crowd to the side of casket near this strange pastor. ~


****Pastor Dimarco****
I hear by commit to everlasting peace, the soul of MORBID ANGEL!


~ The pastor hurls back the hood of his cloak to reveal the broad grin and red glowing eyes of WICKED JESTER. The crowd shrinks in horror as Jester with one move swipes back the coffin lid and slams Morbid Angel inside of it. Jester crashes the lid down and shoves the coffin into the grave with a loud soul wrenching thud. As the crowd disperses in terror, Wicked Jester tromps victoriously from the scene laughing all the way, with his final cry ~


****Wicked Jester****
REST......IN.......PEACE!


(ooc- If you are wondering what's going on in this role-play click on the link below
jwa1ewa.suddenlaunch.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=Extreme&thread=1103319727&start=30

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[TheBeast]

(Adrenaline by Gavin Rossdale plays as a picture of The Beast appears. Can You Feel It? flashes on the screen followed by THE BEAST IS HERE! and suddenly all the lights go out. A couple of minutes pass and then a familiar voice is heard.)

Mystery Man- Now I know I’m not what you all expected. You can’t even see me yet but I can assure you I’m not. But I know you’ll like the real Beast. And memo to whoever the hell is in charge of things like this. Turn the damn lights back on!

(The lights come back up revealing Double H. He’s smirking as usual and dressed in a plaid shirt with the sleeves torn off and blue jeans.)

Double H- Yeah I’m definitely not what you’re expecting. Hell, I’m retired and not injured so that’s fun. Now without further stalling, The Beast!

(Adrenaline plays again as the real The Beast comes out to the ring and poses on the turnbuckles getting cheers from the crowd. He jumps down off of the last turnbuckle and walks over to Double H.)

Double H- Yes I got this man into this fed. I trained him and you’ll see my influence in his Beastly Punishment finisher. So without further ado, The Beast!

(Double H hands the microphone to The Beast and The Beast starts to talk.)

Beast- The Beast is here! It is my mission to become the best this fed will ever see. You see I already have a title match. And I’d have to call me the favorite because of the fact that the Hardcore Hitman himself has trained me. You see The Beast is here for dominance and you’ll find that in my moves. And you’ll definitely see it when I unleash the Beastly Punishment and leave you out cold in the ring. So Goldberg, Alex Auldron, Wicked Jester… prepare to feel the Strike!

(The Beast hands the mic back to Double H and leaves.)

Double H- As you can tell that’s all for now. We’re going to save any further comment on the match for later. See you around.

(Adrenaline plays and Double H follows The Beast out of the ring to the back.)

(Sorry it's short saving my creative juices for the PPV Promo.)

[JohnCena]

John Cena music hits the Ring and out comes the Doctor John Cena the crowd gos wild and John Cena looks at the Ring and then looks at the Crowd and he Gives a Kid a Kid Version off one of his Chain and then Runs down to the Ring and gos Under the Bottom rope and the Crowd start to do the Wordlife symbol While John Cena gets give a Mic by Lillen Garcia he puts it up to his Mouth


John Cena: i have Returned to EWA and am bad and better than i have been in my whole Life well i came to this Old Fed and i did nt get a chance to have a match but in this Fed i will nt only have a match i will be out in the Crowd showing off my future Title which might be hard to win the Title but i will win it in the Future there is no stopping me nt Even my Old friend Wicked Jester this new Beast Ric Flair or any other Damn wrestler in this Business because am John Cena and with my whole Chain Gang in this World because i know all u love me so u are all in the Chain Gang Correct?
Crowd: YER YER YER YER



John Cena: Goldberg i must say don't come into this Fed i talk u ass off because one day it will come off u are never goin to win a match in ur life i will prove it with a match anytime anywhere i don't care if it when am in my Bed when am Asleep i will beat u and anyone will beat u i won lost of matches but i also came here to say to the Owner i want a match against GoldBerg if he has a title well put it on the Line but there is no Defeteing me because there are lots of Good wrestler but none of them come near as good as i which even the crowd can say am the best because am the biggest and baddest wrestler in this Buisness GoldBerg i have seen ur Spear but i have nt felt it but because i am Untochable i will never Fell it in my Life but i can see me and u in our Future being F-Ued and after that u will be Red Rosed by the Doctor himself John Cena there will be no way out of this Future even everyone in this Business know that Cena out

Scene Opens 3 hours later after the Show it gos to John Cena at his House

John Cena: u like My place GoldBerg would u like it to be here or at ur own House in even in a real Ring but this is where u carerer ends and GoldBerg Mark my Face it will be the last thin u see on this Earth well u last thin u see before u leave the Ring in a stercher


He Leaves The Screen while it gos Back to JR and King for the last word they will say for the night

JR: i think GoldBerg is getting Ready but u never know he might be turned down which i think Cena will nt like because he will drive to Hard but sometimes he makes people go to Far which would put the Odd on GoldBerg but John Cena has done the Odd before

King: whos Care about this Match i want to see something Differnt John Cena and GoldBerg is a no Storyline here comes someone

[JohnCena]

John Cena theme hits the ring and out comes John Cena and does the Word life symbol the whole EXWA Fans go Wild and they all stand on the feet chanting John Cena name he runs down to the ring and taunts to the crowd he gets lots of people to stand back up and do the Word Life Symbol he Grabs a Mic from Lillen Garica and puts it up to his mouth and begins to speak

John Cena: i came to talk to my Crowd and Goldberg well last is 3-T this Storyline is to big man for me 3-T and i were goin to good friends because i was goin to ask him but this storyline get into Goldberg head and get this in ur Head GoldBerg i don't want that Title u hold all i want to do is beat u now
OOC; sorry so Short i just Pucked on the Floor i will dit after

[TNT]

The opening guitar strum of TNT by ACDC flows through the arena, the crowd getting up onto their feet as they heard it. The snare drum was heard being gently tapped on as the crowd started chanting, in unison with Angus, 'Oye! Oye! Oye!'. As each 'Oye' was heard, incresing in volume, blasts of red and orange pyros got bigger and bigger surrounding the stage, right up to the point of where the lyrics truly started up, turning into just a huge wall of red and orange sparks.

Just as the lyrics started up, a figure could be seen standing behind the sparks, his arms up in the flexing position. The sparks vanished and revealed Tai 'Nitro' Tolium to be standing there, a huge smirk on his face. As the lead singer mentioned women on either side of him, Tai moved his hands in the general direction that the singer had mentioned, the crowd laughing as they saw this. Tolium nodded and slowly walked down the ramp as the first 'TNT' was heard, a huge blast of red and orange pyros erupting from the ring posts. Tai reached the bottom of the ramp as the next guitar solo was heard, glancing from side to side with a nod.

Public enemy Number One

As that was heard, Tolium walked up onto the steel steps, cockily walking along the ring apron, taunting the crowd with that huge smirk still evident on his face. He reached about mid-way on the ring apron and swung his left leg cockily over the middle rope, ducking his head under and bringing his other leg over with him. He caught slightly on the middle rope but it didn?t seem to bother him much as he ran to the middle of the ring, flexing his muscles for the crowd.

Watch me exploooooode!

With that bit of the lyrics said, the big screen appeared to explode with the obviously trademark red and orange sparks, Tolium dropping down to the famous position Shawn Micheals used for his trademark muscle flexing, looking straight into the camera. He quickly stood up and leaned over the top rope, getting a handed a microphone by one of the ring side technicians, nodding his thanks before getting off the ropes and going to the center of the ring. “Magnum, why don’t you just shut your damn mouth and save your breath for when your making out with those steroid-hyped muscles of your’s? So what if your ‘huge’. Look at me. I’m also huge, but I got something you, more then likely, don’t have. What is it? AGILITY! Your all brawn with no brain or speed...well, except for maybe the speed that you jam into your veins with needles.” The audience was laughing and cheering, having said ‘What’ everytime TNT had stopped at the end of a sentence. Tolium nodded, having started pacing from one side of the ring to the other. “You want me in a match, do you? Well guess what. You better bring that senile old fool, Flair with you. That’s right, I’m calling for a tag team match. Obviously The Tiger is going to be in my corner..but there’s two other men whom I know want to kick your ass, along with Flair’s. I won’t reveal them now, but you will know who it is....” The audience was murmuring in confusion, obviously trying to figure out who else Tolium could be talking about.

“Not tonight or today, though. After First Blood...you will know who all is going to be with me. Until then...this federation is under CODE RED!!!” The speakers came to life with Live for the Moment, remixed by Matt Hardy, blasted through the arena. A huge Code Red banner was seen on the big screen as TNT jumped up onto the second turnbuckle in the southwestern corner, throwing his arms in front of him and flexing a bit, grinning out at the crowd. But all that was interrupted when the opening of an all too familiar song hit, replacing Live for the Moment.

(OOC: Not my best, but I really can't do more then one RP a week without one of those RPs looking like Ronald Steamer.)