The Source
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"I said SOURCE not SAUCE you muppet !"
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Post by The Source on Jan 6, 2005 19:07:35 GMT
Many of you are good rper's however are you good writers. This is to make sure you can come up with some decent stuff if you challenge for the deathmatch title !
This board is open to attacks. NO CHAMPIONSHIPS CHANGE HANDS, USUAL RP RULES APPLY. THIS DOES NOT EFFECT STATUS OR COUNT AS A WEEKLY RP !
Rules: 1. Post at least 30 words maximum 100 2. You must attack one person 3. All posts must finish "..." 4. The next person must continue 5. You may attack anyone or anything 6. Keep it real no helicopters 7. Keep it in the bar ! 8. Throw someone out of the bar and they can't reply for 24 hours yay ! (1 throw out per person per week !) 9. You mayn not throw out the owner -> me ! 10. Have fun !
Okay here we go !
The Lonely Rope Bar was quiet that day, the sun was shinin', and it was a fine day for some sun soaking until. That old Mental Case Johnny Magumn walks into the bar .....
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Post by JOKeeffe on Jan 6, 2005 19:13:55 GMT
Hey noticed there were a couple of dressed up hookers at the bar. As he walked past them he noticed one turn around. He looked on in disbelief as "She" quickly turned her head back round. Magnum walked up to her, and grabbed her by the neck. He span her round, and she let out a shreik.
Magnum - You!
Lady - Me? No No, I'm a lady....
Magnum - Tiger, your ass is mine.
Magnum threw the hat off the woman, to reveal it was Tiger, caked in make-up, he ripped off the dress, to expose him in bra and panties. Magnum looked on horrified, and grabbed Tiger, before pulling his arms back, and pulling him back onto the floor, hitting a picture perfect Magnum Drive. Tiger coughed out a couple of teeth, and some blood, but Magnum picked him up again, placed his head between his legs, lifted him up, and hit a powerful Mental Mayhem. Tiger lay out in a pool of blood and make up, a woman with a penis...................................
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The Source
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Post by The Source on Jan 6, 2005 19:17:36 GMT
....just before Magumn even being to make sense ! Respawn, yes Respawn walks through the doors. He stares at magumn then the blood then magumn. Makes a connection then picks up magummn and chucks him out of the bar......
(NEW RULE: If you chuck someone out of the bar they may not return til the next day)
Bye !
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Wicked Jester
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Who is THE KING OF PRANKS!
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Post by Wicked Jester on Jan 6, 2005 22:47:37 GMT
Wicked Jester enters Lonely Rope, grabs a seat and looks down the bar at Respawn.
Wicked Jester-Hey dip stick. Have a man's drink.
Jester motions to the bar tender, who promptly plops down a shot of single malt scotch in front of Respawn.
Respawn- I can drink you under the table any day dumbass.
Wicked Jester- You are on! Set em up bar keep.
The two trade off drink for drink until there are over 40 empty shot glasses lining the bar.
Respawn- ya knoww yesler, yourr not slutch a bad guyy aflurr-all. I hearr that lu arr the king of planks. Is that trluu?
Wicked Jester-thats liight Reesplen. Howw aboutt playying tlune.
Respawn staggers to the juke box and steadies himself
Respawn- Howw bouut ole dogg trayy. Do youu guyys got ole dogg trayyyy. I thinnk it's byy sloww plan.
Respawn falls through the juke box glass, then fumblers with a loud "OOOPS"
Bar Tender- You two fucking drunk morons, get the fuck out of my bar right now and don't come back for atleast 24 hours.
The bar tender grabs Jester and Respawn each by one ear and hurries them out the door.
(ooc-sorry if to long)
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White Tiger
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DFA - Don't Fear Anyone
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Post by White Tiger on Jan 7, 2005 0:06:02 GMT
*TT walks into the bar, already seing the carnage layed out by Mental man. he looks at the Woman/Man that lays in a heep of blood* man, that psyco needs to be locked up, this poor hooker!
(oh, and it's hard to be someone up if they aren't in there, tough break Magnum)
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Reaper
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Fear is an illusion of the mind.
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Post by Reaper on Jan 9, 2005 11:01:41 GMT
*The Iron man walks into the bar and stands next to TT, looking at the blood all over the place*...
"just bloody typical. When can a hooker get a break from getting her ass whupped. Bar tender...I'm taking my anger out on you, sorry."
*The bar tender looks at Iron man with a disappointed look as Reaper jams on socko and claws the bartender while laughing like an insane old woman. Tiger laughs and steals a drink.*
(Hope Tiger doesn't mind this small control of his character. AT least I didn't use him irrationally LOL)
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The Source
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Post by The Source on Jan 9, 2005 22:21:52 GMT
The bar tender (moi) reaches underneath the bar and pulls out a tazer and jams it into the the wrist of Reaper who removes the sock and grabs his hand in pain.
The bartender leaps over the bar and german suplex reaper into a pile of stools, then grabs reaper by the head a throws him out of the window.,
AND STAY OUT (until tommorw)
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Wicked Jester
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Post by Wicked Jester on Jan 13, 2005 3:14:54 GMT
Wicked Jester and Violent J. slide into the Lazy Rope Tavern. They each buy a pitcher and sit at opposite ends of the bar.
Violent J: Hey bartender. Can I make a long distance call?
Bartender: You're dime.
Violent J. begins to yell at Jester as Jester returns yelling at Violent J. from each end of the bar.
Bartender: I thought you meant long distance PHONE call idots.
Violent J. chugs his pitcher picks up the bartender slams him face down on the bar and tucks the empty pitcher between his knees then jumps up and drop kicks him down the bar toward Jester. Jester downs his pitcher and slams it down on it's side to thwump, catching the bartender's head inside of it. The two clowns pick him up and roll him out across the parking lot cackling.
Two Clowns: Reaper says "fuck off yourself for 24 hours". Cool, free taps tonight! (ooc sorry about rule 9)
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Reaper
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Post by Reaper on Jan 13, 2005 15:45:01 GMT
Reaper walks back into the bar and laughs insanely."Nice to see my backs watched heh heh." Reaper gets a glass of beer and chinks glasses with Jester and Violant J.(Just thought I'd continue, although I'd just seen rule number 9 )
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Wicked Jester
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Post by Wicked Jester on Jan 14, 2005 2:25:01 GMT
Jester: ya knoww Reapssker, yourr not slutch a bad guyy aflurr-all. Buutt lou forrrgoott abboutt rullll numbler toooo.
Jester picks Reaper up and body slams him through the near by table. Reaper struggles to his feet as Violent J. wraps Mr. Axee handle around his neck and drags him over two more tables and across the pool table. Jester takes his feet and the two begin to swing him jump rope style then release him into a plate glass mirror that crashes into a million fragments. Jester drags his worthless carcas through the glass and stands him up by the front door. Violent J. get's a running start and tees off drop kicking Reaper out into the parking lot Jester swings his arm over Violent J.'s shoulder as the door swings shut and the two clowns stroll back to thier Ice House Brews.
Violent J: Yaa trry doo a guuuyy a fllavor........
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Reaper
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Pain is an illusion of the senses, Fear is an illusion of the mind.
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Post by Reaper on Jan 15, 2005 13:52:55 GMT
Reaper walks back in and looks in anger at Jester. He walks over and Violant J falls off his stool, too pissed to be of any use.
"heh, rule five, anyone or anything."
Reaper claws Jester with socko and laughs insanely. He starts yelling have a nice day and with the claw still in he tosses Jester through one of the windows. He looks back at the bar and sees Jester still has his drink. He walks over and picks it up.
"Shame to waste a drink."
Reaper walks back over to the window and tosses the glass at Jester. Then gets back to the bar and has a good drink. And waits for someone else to pick a fight with...
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Post by ricflair on Jan 15, 2005 14:23:04 GMT
*The Bar falls silent as the main entrance doors are swung open as the nature boy steps in the bar carrying the ExWA Golden championship*
Flair: Yeah can i get a beer here please
Barman: Yeah sure i'll bring it over
*Flair goes over and takes a seat and everyone turns around to look at him*
Flair: What is wrong with you people get back to your drinks!
*Flair waits for anyone to challenge his comment*
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Post by TNT on Jan 15, 2005 17:05:39 GMT
The probably all too familiar form of TNT stepped through the door, narrowing his eyes as he saw Flair. He ran over and Gored Flair off his chair, laying into Flair with some hard right and lefts.
TNT backed up and Flair got up to his feet, looking like he was about to land a low blow on TNT, but the bigger wrestler grabbed Flair by the hair and threw him out the door, walking out after him.
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Post by ricflair on Jan 15, 2005 17:09:39 GMT
*Flair brought the fight back to TNT and brought it back into the bar as flair took the golden championship and smashed ito ver TNT's head*
Flair: I was just trying to get a quiet drink but that's not good enough for you is it!
*Flair takes a piece of rope on the bar and starts to choke out TNT*
Flair: Whooooooooooooo, how do you like that huh?
*Flair continues the pain as Tnt stats to fade away*
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Post by TNT on Jan 15, 2005 17:42:09 GMT
OOC: Flair, if you get thrown out of the bar by anybody, you can't come back in 'till the next day.
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