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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Mar 17, 2005 3:27:48 GMT
Needles swings wide the front door of the Lazy Rope tavern and enters eerily unnoticed. After scoping out the patrons, Needles carefully aligns a matchbook on the edge of the pool table then selects a cue and lines up the shot.
Powww!
The cue ball lights off the match book, ricochets from the bank and plops down unexpectedly hard into Nightmare’s full beer glass.
Sploosh!
Nightmare’s face is completely drenched as he lurches back and attempts to clear his eyes. Needles non-chalantly meanders over and wheels a devastating kidney blow with the fat end of his pool cue, then plops the cue on the table. Needles reaches over and grabs the keeled over Nightmare’s ear and leads the suffering lad to the door.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ This aint Rookies night son, no jobbers allowed.
Needles props Nightmare up by the opened front door then grabs a fist full of hair and kicks his lily white ass to the curb. Needles returns to the bar, orders a shot of Kentucky bourbon and mutters.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ Silly jobber, drinks are for Upper Midcarders. [/color][/right]
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Post by nightmare on Mar 19, 2005 22:11:13 GMT
some one has been watching to much trix comercials lol, i'll get you back.
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Post by The Holy Savior J*sus Christ on Mar 20, 2005 3:04:55 GMT
Jesus Christ walks into the bar, Jesus walks to the pool playing Needles and grabs a stick.
“How about a new game?”<br>Jesus Says.
Needles puts the butt end of his pool stick to the floor.
“What kind of game?”<br> Jesus leans over onto the table and cracks the cue ball hitting one into the pocket.
“One that goes like this. You have to hit in numbers that are verses in the bible, once you hit in a full verse. Quote it, First one to misquote gets a pool stick to the side of the head.”<br> Needles walks around the table and racks the balls
“Well I guess this could be a free shot for me!”<br>Needles grins as he finishes racking
Jesus Christ lifts his arm and waves over a waitress
“Can you get me a drink”<br>Jesus rubs chalk onto his hands
“What do you want, Mr Christe”<br> “Its Christ, Jesus Christ. I want a bloody Mary”
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Mar 21, 2005 22:59:43 GMT
Needles walks over and plops a gob of talcum powder into his hands then rubs it in and slaps the excess off in a blinding white cloud.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ Alright Jesus, I am little rusty with verse but I do like a good game. I hope those holes in your hands won’t be a problem with your shot making.
### Jesus Christ ### That wasn’t me Needles. That was the great fakir. I would never die for someone else’s sins. I just clarify his lies and baptize those who come to the light of my logical truth.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ Oh…uh, well shall we get on with this game. I’m not positive of the rules but I will start out and you can correct me if need be.
Jesus tilts back a big swallow of his bloody mary and lifts his glass toward Needles to begin. Needles carefully lines up the cue ball and shouts.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ First Corinthians!
Powww! [/color] The rack shatters as the two watch on. Balls bouncing off rails and clunking together as finally the thirteen ball drops in the side pocket, followed by the one in the corner.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ Let’s see now, that’s 1st Corinthians, chapter 13 verse 1. Uh…uh…oh yea. Though I speak with the tongues of men and of angels, and have not charity, I am become as sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.
Jesus raises an eyebrow as Needles smiles.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ So what’s next, shall I re-rack the balls?[/b][/color]
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