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Post by JOKeeffe on Jan 28, 2005 20:04:49 GMT
Magnum - I think not Battiman. I'm following no rules that you set, you management lackey.
*Magnum laughs and throws his beer at The barkeep, before walking out of the bar*
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The Source
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"I said SOURCE not SAUCE you muppet !"
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Post by The Source on Jan 28, 2005 20:59:00 GMT
Tum te tum tum tum.
Yes Lucky I RUN THE FREAKING BAR ! Beats on Magnum !
Bartender: Throw him of the roof !
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Post by JOKeeffe on Jan 28, 2005 21:02:23 GMT
Ah, remember my simpleton friend, i've already left the bar, you can't touch me, bum rapist.
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Post by Randy orton" world champion" on Jan 30, 2005 7:12:43 GMT
randy orton walks into the bar and all he says is three letters randy: r.k.o he walks to the bartender and sits on a chair. randy: i been out for five days and look what i missed. im challeging any one to come and fight me.because someone is going to catch a R.K.O!
(occ: some one come!)
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Post by ricflair on Feb 4, 2005 17:33:20 GMT
*Ric Flair enters the Bar and looks at Randy's attempt to scare any superstar but the nature boy justs laugh*
Flair: Ooh randy i'd better not attack you because i don't want the RKO but you want i have a good friend called called the figure 4 leg lock and your lucky your not going to get it. Woah look at that Randy over there
*Randy takes a look and ric picks up the till and smashes it over Randy's head and throws him out of the bar*
Flair: Another job well done
*Flair leaves the bar*
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Post by Josh on Feb 6, 2005 0:12:50 GMT
Spike stumbles as he orders another beer. He gazes over to see the nature boy Ric Flair gawking on what’s outside in the parking lot. Ric cracks a piece of the shattered glass off the window edge with his beer. Spike staggers over to Ric and begins to inquire him of what going on. [/size] Ric Flair-Well, one minute I was chugging my brewsky when I observed a fist fly through the front window. I got up and came over to witness the destruction that Randy Orton put on Morbid’s windshield, then the man went crazy after Morbid and all this excitement got me worked up… Woooooooooooooooooooo. [/size] Spike pears out the broken window to glimpse Morbid Angel perform a roundhouse kick knocking Randy’s jaw with the heel of his spiked boots. Orton flops out cold across Method Cobra as Flair’s old man tities leap up and down in the excitement. “Woooooooooooo” [/b][/size][/center]
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Post by Randy orton" world champion" on Feb 6, 2005 22:00:11 GMT
randy orton walk's in the bar looking at the man that threw him out a couple of days ago.so as usally i grab spike give him an r.k.o pick up a chair hit him in the head with it site down the pole table and wait until he gets up and i do a missle drop kick to him right in the chest. he flys out of the lazy ropes door.
randy : anthor job done.lol hey bartender give me a shot.
bartender : yeah,yeah. mister big guy
randy : are you acting smart? you don't want me to make you fly out of here do you.
bartender : no....
randy : then shut your mouth! fuck it.
has he drinks down the shot really fast
randy : im out of here.
and he walks out side and go's home listing to exwa soundtrack vol. 1-9
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Morbid Angel
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And you Thought Satan Was Bad!!!
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Post by Morbid Angel on Feb 6, 2005 23:05:32 GMT
Morbid Angel enters the bar! Fists were flying and swears flaunting! Morbid Angel casually walks to the jute box and changes the Music from everyone’s normal mood music which is “YMCA” by the Village People...To Morbid’s killing song! Dismal Euphony’s “Shine For Me, Misery”... Morbid turns and growls aloud! Everyone stops to look and listen! Morbid spots Magnum and attacks! Morbid grabs the man by his face and slams it into the bar! Magnum falls to the ground! Morbid Turns to get another victim but Magnum gets up to fast and jumps on Morbid Angel’s back, taking him to the ground! Magnum is beating the back of Morbid Angel’s head like Rocky did in the meat freezer! Morbid grabs Magnum by the chainlink shirt and pulls him in for a head but! Magnum falls back and Morbid Angel gets up and football kicks Magnum in the chops! Morbid walks to the bar.
Morbid Angel-“Source...I need some water...”<br> Source gives Morbid Angel some water..Morbid throws it on his face to wash off some blood them throws the glass at Magnum them pounces at him! The two roll in the broken glass as they try to strangle one another! Morbid Angel rolls onto his back and Magnum gets on top of him and jams a finger in Morbid Angel’s good eye! Morbid growls and puts his feet on Magnums stomach and launches him through the Bar front window a foot away from their fight! Magnum falls to the outside! Morbid gets up and dusts him self off and takes a seat at the bar....getting a coke...with no ice! Awaiting Magnum’s return...Maybe Method Cobra will walk in...maybe Orton....only time will tell!
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Method Cobra
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Enter the method playgroud it a your own risk!!!
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Post by Method Cobra on Feb 6, 2005 23:59:45 GMT
as Morbid angel was sit down and he drink this coke he loke the exwa show x-treme zone or he see MC at the TV.
MC talk live at the arena
Methodcobra: Morbid angel last night i make your ass tap out at the parkin lot match and now i know you want a piece of me cause im the most guilty in this bussines and all know when someone piss me i pursuit him and beat the hell of him S'o The montreal bad ass will be good with u you want your rematch H'eh....? Why not face me at the hell in a cell match.
MC is waiting for the asnwer of MA.
MA reply
OCC: just ask your answer for my new game hell in a cell and when me and u are ready i will begin but if ur ready tommorow i can begin.
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Feb 7, 2005 14:15:57 GMT
Needles strolls in to his favorite pub to witness Ric Flair choking the life out of Spike with one hand as he casually drinks down a brew with the other. Ric notices Needles walk by and lifts his glass to say "I heard that you survived Needles welcome back, Wooooo". Needles smiles as he walks past Ric to bring back a hand truck. ### Flair ### As for you PINHEAD, this is for talking about my man titties
$$$$$ Needles $$$$$ Now these here hand trucks are perfect for taking out the trash. Can I help you with that?
Ric smiles with a cheerful "Certainly" as he lays out Spike on the hand truck then informs Needles that the garbage goes out back. Needles struggles under the weight, but manages to Dump Spike on top of some folded up boxes beside the garbage cans. Needles puts the hand truck away and sits down beside Flair and orders a drink. ### Flair ### Thanks Needles. Some people can't let a guy just enjoy a drink. So how did you survive that Plane crash?
Needles pulls out a folded up news paper and opens it up to the News Flash as he tilts back a cold brew and explains that its a long story and it's all in there. City News Flash
[/color] ExWA professional wrestler Needles is Alive![/color] Fans of ExWA Wrestling Federation have incredible and wonderful news today of the heroing escape from certain death of their beloved superstar wrestler Needles. Exclusive interview with Plane Crash Survivor: Can be found on City News Sports Page [/color] (…or under a seperate thread entitled "Return of Needles" in both RP zones)[/center]
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Feb 24, 2005 2:11:59 GMT
Needles, in tears wanders into the Lazy Rope tavern carrying an arm full of posters. He begins to staple one up on the wall when Randy Orton sashes over with a few too many under his belt.
### Randy Orton ### Hey Needles, you pissed me off about offering to help Jesus get a restraining order against me. I’ve just about had it with you and you’re lying ways Needles. I thought we were friends but then you stab me in the back by offering to work against me.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ I don’t want to talk about that right now Randy. I have some much more important business to tend to.
Needles unfolds the poster and bangs in the last staple.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/labeard/simulated-accident.jpg [/img] ### Randy Orton ### What the hell is that homely looking thing?
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ That’s my dog Chopper and he’s been missing ever since the plane crash. I’ve been looking all over town for him but still he hasn’t come home.
### Randy Orton ### This is just another one of your tricks Needles to try an get some people to feel sorry for you. You are so full of shit that your eyes are brown.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ No really, I just want to find Chopper.
Randy reaches up and rips the poster off the wall. ### Randy Orton ### Fuck you wimp and your little dog too.
Needles looks on in horror as Randy shreds the poster laughing. Needles grinds his teeth, clenches his fists and musters forth all the years of little man wimp comments ever laid upon him. He lays into Randy like never before pummeling the wrestler seemingly without end. Then picks up the over sized funny boy and begins to spin, twirling Randy till his eyes roll back in his head before launching him to a perfect nose dive into empty tables and chairs. Methodcobra raises an eyebrow as he mutters to himself “10”. Needles spares no time in pulling out another poster and nailing it to the wall as he dusts off his hands and sidles out the door into the crisp evening air. [/b]
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The Source
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Post by The Source on Feb 24, 2005 13:59:12 GMT
Ahahahahahahahaha ! I'm sorry ! 5553321 is my mum's work number !
Sorry had to point that out okay. Its Thursday so its Karakoe Day !
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Feb 25, 2005 17:19:53 GMT
Needles shuffles into the Lazy Rope tavern and heads straight for the poster of his missing pooch Chopper. He unrolls a new poster and begins to staple it over the old one. The Source meanders over beside him.
### The Source ### Hey Needles, what are you up to now?
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ Oh, I heard that I had misprinted the phone number. When I double checked it, I found that I mixed up my new phone number with this one that I had written down from the bathroom wall. They are oddly very similar. But I won’t lose this bathroom wall phone number because I called it a few days ago when I was feeling lonely and this fat ugly woman came over. She wasn’t much to look at but I did have an adequate time. Anyway, I’m just putting up a new poster with the correct number.
img.photobucket.com/albums/v664/labeard/Copyofsimulated-accident.png[/img] ### The Source ### What…that was my mum’s work number. Are you saying that you…you bumped me mum.
$$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ No, No, I didn’t know that she was…..
The source scoops up Needles and slams him into the wall then starts punching on him as he drips downward to the floor. The source grabs Needles tie and yanks him back to his feet to begin a lengthy face slapping pummel job then slings him over his shoulder and plows him down hard on to the pool table. The Source takes a step back then leaps into the air to bring down a deadly elbow smash. But Needles instinctively lurches aside and rolls off the table just as The Source caves a huge elbow down, splitting the clay surface of the pool table in half. Needles runs from The Source’s reach and around behind the bar to see the The Source favoring a possible broken arm regain his footing and plow straight up and over the bar. Needles ducks under barely escaping the violent Source who smashes into the cash register driving it into the freshly replaced plate glass mirror. Needles runs for the door holding it wide open as he watches The Source emerge from a shower of glass to break into a full speed run toward his home wrecking nemesis. $$$$$ Needles “the Snitch” $$$$$ But Source, I didn’t know that…<br>The Source lunges forward as Needles uses all of his fright to slam the heavy door to an unholy thud. Needles peeks behind him to see no movement at the door as he shakily crosses the parking lot. Back at the bar Methodcobra gazes across at the lump below the front door and raises an eyebrow as he mutters to himself “10”.[/b]
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Post by Randy orton" world champion" on Feb 26, 2005 5:41:30 GMT
randy : needles your at the wrong place at the wrong time.
i grab him and hit him with a steel chair and threw him out of the bar.
randy : oh shit ive seen this dog befor. i run out of the barc to tell needles.
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Post by Needles "the Snitch" on Mar 2, 2005 4:35:30 GMT
Needles sets about looking for clues of where Chopper might be. He comes across Randy Orton in the lazy rope tavern and explains how Chopper is again missing but that this time Needles suspects FOUL PLAY. Needles tacks a reward poster on the wall.
Needles looks everywhere tacking posters and explaining what he told to Randy and the rest of the story located in the misc. file entitled "Little Yellow Ball".
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